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Date Signed Up:12/14/2011
Location:Texas
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#48 - I'm offended that you think that is porn.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2015 on films and their porn... +1
#50 - jacksonl (04/17/2015) [-]
He ain't wrong. How could it be more porn like? I'd really like to hear your side of it. (And don't say that the ladies parents would feel ashamed.)
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#51 - blackcomet (04/17/2015) [-]
Alright kid. "How could it be more porn like? I'd really like to hear your side of it. (And don't say that the ladies parents would feel ashamed)". The books and movie are your typical female romance novels. Not even suitable form softcore porn. If Vivid, or Kink, produced the movie and made alterations, yes, it could be porn.
And your retarded for bringing her, whoever "her" is, parents into this. She was in a movie, her should be proud she is in Hollywood, I assume her dream.
#52 - jacksonl (04/17/2015) [-]
First off, thank you for a proper reply. Second, I think the whole parents thing came off a little wrong I guess. I was thinking that either you or someone else would have brought it up, implying that something she 'did' would be disgraceful. Thirdly and finally, everyone has a different thinking of what constitutes as porn now a days. Penetration doesn't have to happen for it to be porn. Erotic things are considered porn too. It just so happened that this movie had very erotic scenes in it.
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#53 - blackcomet (04/17/2015) [-]
People get off watching a volleyball match; indoors, male or female. That doesn't make it porn. Some people have naval oranges thrown at them by two military men, just so they can masturbate.
I sometimes like to watch girls make out as a primer for sexual activity, again not porn.
There isn't a broad definition of "porn". If 50 Shades of Grey was porn, it not be shown in a movie theater. The movie is art, not my favorite, but still art. Not porn. The book is a romance novel, the movie is a romance film. there is no controversy. Basic Instinct was closer to porn.
#54 - jacksonl (04/17/2015) [-]
Fair enough. We both have placed our thoughts out there. I've gained some different info from what I knew. This was a good talk.
#16 - Someone put this on Kickstarter. 04/29/2014 on pokedex +2
#39 - Guns were used to hunt for food. A bow can only shoot an arrow… 05/19/2013 on Gun Control? +6
#18 - *****, that's finer than fine-ass cuisine. 05/19/2013 on Raus,raus kinder!! +3
#119 - I think it's more about the appeal of her animalistic nature. …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on War on drugs +14
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#487 - ilovehitler (05/15/2013) [-]
Human experimentation would certainly be interesting.
If we tried enough, we could likely create a human that has the ability to camouflage like a chameleon or something like that.
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#124 - matexius (05/15/2013) [-]
Wait, we're going to experiment on human DNA to try to make cat-girls?
Where do I sign up?
#250 - Quotient is the key word, and like I said it measures your ran…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on more smartest than you 0
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#255 - yunonomynameeh (05/15/2013) [-]
Measuring one's intelligence could only be done by comparing it to others, and comparing it to what's considered average is the most logical starting point.

Let's say you have "lots of money", but what does that mean without something to compare it to. If most people only had $1, having $10 would constitute having "lots of money".

And quotient = the answer derived from division -dividing your mental age by your real age in this case (which is how IQ is equated). So I'm not sure what you mean by that's the key word.
#239 - IQ test measure your ranking as an average, not your intellige…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2013 on more smartest than you 0
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#247 - yunonomynameeh (05/15/2013) [-]
IQ = intelligence quotient, so yes, it measures your intelligence. What it doesn't measure is your knowledge, or how much you've learned in life.

So yes, a person with a lower IQ could easily be smarter than someone with a higher IQ. An IQ test measures your innate intelligence, but not your desire or aptitude for learning (from a practical sense, someone with more knowledge will likely appear more intelligent than someone with less -even if their IQ is higher).
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#250 - blackcomet (05/15/2013) [-]
Quotient is the key word, and like I said it measures your ranking as an average. It does not give a clear record of your intelligence.
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#255 - yunonomynameeh (05/15/2013) [-]
Measuring one's intelligence could only be done by comparing it to others, and comparing it to what's considered average is the most logical starting point.

Let's say you have "lots of money", but what does that mean without something to compare it to. If most people only had $1, having $10 would constitute having "lots of money".

And quotient = the answer derived from division -dividing your mental age by your real age in this case (which is how IQ is equated). So I'm not sure what you mean by that's the key word.
#8 - They look like silk shorts to me. If not, there is still a lar… 05/14/2013 on Seduction gone wrong +1
#37 - I'm laughing so hard trying to keep quiet in the library that … 05/10/2013 on MUH HOLOCAUST -3
#55 - Than Oppress Germany. They'll breed a new "Hitler" t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on The very best 0
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#56 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Asian Hitler? THE THIRD RICE?!?!
Good god...what have we done..
#52 - No, they would fall into chaos. Like a hive without their queen.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2013 on The very best 0
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#54 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Think, if you gave an ant his own brain. His own name. His own "name tag" he would kill the queen himself for being forced to live under her tyranny.
The same goes for Asians. Give them their own name, face, and gender; they'll start war.
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#55 - blackcomet (05/10/2013) [-]
Than Oppress Germany. They'll breed a new "Hitler" take them out.
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#56 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Asian Hitler? THE THIRD RICE?!?!
Good god...what have we done..
#49 - Japanese people are pacific islanders, and you can tell what c…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2013 on The very best 0
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#51 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
But if we give them name tags they will gain individuality amongst themselves. Giving them that kind of freedom would only condone world domination.
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#52 - blackcomet (05/10/2013) [-]
No, they would fall into chaos. Like a hive without their queen.
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#54 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Think, if you gave an ant his own brain. His own name. His own "name tag" he would kill the queen himself for being forced to live under her tyranny.
The same goes for Asians. Give them their own name, face, and gender; they'll start war.
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#55 - blackcomet (05/10/2013) [-]
Than Oppress Germany. They'll breed a new "Hitler" take them out.
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#56 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Asian Hitler? THE THIRD RICE?!?!
Good god...what have we done..
#47 - China and Japan are two separate countries.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/10/2013 on The very best 0
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#48 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Asian people are all really just one giant mind reading entity.
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#49 - blackcomet (05/10/2013) [-]
Japanese people are pacific islanders, and you can tell what country Asians are from by their bone structures. Other than that they need name tags.
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#51 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
But if we give them name tags they will gain individuality amongst themselves. Giving them that kind of freedom would only condone world domination.
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#52 - blackcomet (05/10/2013) [-]
No, they would fall into chaos. Like a hive without their queen.
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#54 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Think, if you gave an ant his own brain. His own name. His own "name tag" he would kill the queen himself for being forced to live under her tyranny.
The same goes for Asians. Give them their own name, face, and gender; they'll start war.
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#55 - blackcomet (05/10/2013) [-]
Than Oppress Germany. They'll breed a new "Hitler" take them out.
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#56 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Asian Hitler? THE THIRD RICE?!?!
Good god...what have we done..
#44 - What does that have to do with the price of rice in China?  [+] (9 new replies) 05/10/2013 on The very best 0
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#46 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Well if Mr. Rogers decided to whore himself out in Japan like "Ultimate Orgy" depicts, he would most likely lower inflation in the general asian economy, thus lowering the price of rice and that would be nice.
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#47 - blackcomet (05/10/2013) [-]
China and Japan are two separate countries.
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#48 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Asian people are all really just one giant mind reading entity.
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#49 - blackcomet (05/10/2013) [-]
Japanese people are pacific islanders, and you can tell what country Asians are from by their bone structures. Other than that they need name tags.
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#51 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
But if we give them name tags they will gain individuality amongst themselves. Giving them that kind of freedom would only condone world domination.
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#52 - blackcomet (05/10/2013) [-]
No, they would fall into chaos. Like a hive without their queen.
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#54 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Think, if you gave an ant his own brain. His own name. His own "name tag" he would kill the queen himself for being forced to live under her tyranny.
The same goes for Asians. Give them their own name, face, and gender; they'll start war.
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#55 - blackcomet (05/10/2013) [-]
Than Oppress Germany. They'll breed a new "Hitler" take them out.
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#56 - furyofthestorm (05/10/2013) [-]
Asian Hitler? THE THIRD RICE?!?!
Good god...what have we done..
#149 - The fuel of a zippo and bic diminish the flavor, while a torch… 05/10/2013 on How most people choose 0
#101 - So, what do the doctors do with the body parts? I'd put them i… 05/10/2013 on Ex-gf has an abortion 0
#19 - Those socks look weird. 04/10/2013 on Butt Hurt Panny +3
#3 - As I have already stated. 04/08/2013 on what happend in evolution? 0
#1 - Humans learned how to conquer nature and stay ahead of natural…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2013 on what happend in evolution? 0
#2 - yourmomfapping (04/08/2013) [-]
yea. but natural selection has been ruined
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#3 - blackcomet (04/08/2013) [-]
As I have already stated.
#3 - Not a goddamn thing. 04/08/2013 on Hidden Jesus in anime 0
#240 - I have chest pains. 04/08/2013 on McButthurt Comp #1 0
#3 - So many Ferrets. Crazy cat people are evolving. 04/05/2013 on Ferrets Go Nuts Over... +1
#19 - Feminism is what degrades women nowadays. Most men associate f… 04/05/2013 on I loled +2
#54 - Actually this is a joke stolen from another 4channer. You're t… 04/05/2013 on 4chan 0
#21 - I'm surprised you had to explain that. 04/04/2013 on This happens all the time +1
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#370 - slushieman
(01/12/2016) [-]
Why have you forsaken me?
#369 - Falkor
(05/25/2015) [-]
#368 - havockwzy
(12/30/2014) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#367 - AlcoholicGoth
(12/08/2014) [-]
Heyy comet : D how ya been?
Was wondering if I could please get your expert help on finding a particular, i'm assuming doujin, for me?
#366 - savirleo
(03/29/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you already read this?
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#365 - tredbear
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#360 - savirleo
(12/05/2012) [-]
Looks like a notepad for rainmeter. Enigma has one that's similar. It does say he modified the programs to look the way they do
#351 - postalduckling
(11/29/2012) [-]
Sorry, didn't catch what you said on that post (**** one)
#352 to #351 - blackcomet
(11/29/2012) [-]
I comment on a lot of **** posts, you'll have to be more specific.
#353 to #352 - postalduckling
(11/29/2012) [-]
I posted an Excalibur pic, you replied with professor oak, I said "why? He's in the manga." Never saw what you said after that. It may not have been important, but its gonna bug the hell outta me
#354 to #353 - blackcomet
(11/29/2012) [-]
"Just because Excalibur is in my compilations doesn't mean that you should post things out of context. Next time try explaining why something is foolish, or use a different picture. Context is very important when using reaction images".
Or something along those lines.
#355 to #354 - postalduckling
(11/29/2012) [-]
Ah, ok, I didn't mean something in there was foolish. Just thought it was somewhat related, and wondered who else had noticed it. I guess I could have used this .gif, but I thought it might have been taken more out of context.   
   
Well, sorry for taking up some of your time. Have a nice day / night / whatever!   
   
P.S. I didn't know you had put them there, nor did I realize you posted it, but I guess that makes more sense than the actual artist just randomly putting them there.
Ah, ok, I didn't mean something in there was foolish. Just thought it was somewhat related, and wondered who else had noticed it. I guess I could have used this .gif, but I thought it might have been taken more out of context.

Well, sorry for taking up some of your time. Have a nice day / night / whatever!

P.S. I didn't know you had put them there, nor did I realize you posted it, but I guess that makes more sense than the actual artist just randomly putting them there.
#356 to #355 - blackcomet
(11/29/2012) [-]
Yes, that .gif is always appropriate considering how everyone makes that face when they think of Excalibur. It just annoys me when people post images out of context. If you had said "Excalibur thread.", that would have been fine. There are a lot of Soul Eater and Excalibur reaction images that you can use. Have a dancing Excalibur.
Yes, that .gif is always appropriate considering how everyone makes that face when they think of Excalibur. It just annoys me when people post images out of context. If you had said "Excalibur thread.", that would have been fine. There are a lot of Soul Eater and Excalibur reaction images that you can use. Have a dancing Excalibur.
#357 to #356 - postalduckling
(11/29/2012) [-]
Well thanks, I didn't have that one. I actually don't have too many Excalibur related things in general. I just thought if someone hadn't gotten the reference, then all could have gone horribly wrong. But I'll try to remember that for next time.
Well thanks, I didn't have that one. I actually don't have too many Excalibur related things in general. I just thought if someone hadn't gotten the reference, then all could have gone horribly wrong. But I'll try to remember that for next time.
#358 to #357 - blackcomet
(11/29/2012) [-]
Here you'll need this then.
Provision #667: You must praise Excalibur at all times.
#359 to #358 - postalduckling
(11/29/2012) [-]
Sorry for taking so long, was doing the dishes. And I'll gladly take that, as well
Sorry for taking so long, was doing the dishes. And I'll gladly take that, as well
#349 - deliciousdee ONLINE
(11/21/2012) [-]
Dude, stop, your offers suck.
#328 - savirleo
(11/19/2012) [-]
That clever bastard
#329 to #328 - blackcomet
(11/19/2012) [-]
Wut?
#330 to #329 - savirleo
(11/19/2012) [-]
The guy is anti-social. Teacher decides to change him, because his essay and what he said pissed her off. The girl with the long hair is the only member of a club that helps people. He is forced to join. The short haired girl goes with a problem, and he insults her, and she goes off on him. Leading to that moment
#331 to #330 - blackcomet
(11/19/2012) [-]
Well that would be an awkward moment..
#332 to #331 - savirleo
(11/19/2012) [-]
But at least I know I'll be the first to give her a struggle snuggle
#333 to #332 - blackcomet
(11/19/2012) [-]
I love struggle snuggling.
#334 to #333 - savirleo
(11/19/2012) [-]
Some people do it wrong though
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