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    User avatar#272 - savirleo
    (11/15/2012)[-]
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    I believe I found another yandere. She shows up in ch 2
    User avatar#314 to #272 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    "came's milk and honey"?
    User avatar#315 to #314 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    camel's* milk and honey. If I remember, it helps your erection last longer
    User avatar#316 to #315 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    If I ever need to rest I could get the slaves to attend to their mistresses, for my sake of course.
    User avatar#317 to #316 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    I don't think yandere's are content with slaves replacing their object of affection
    User avatar#318 to #317 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    That's why I have the entire slave force "attend to them".
    User avatar#319 to #318 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    You sure they're not just gonna go after you instead?
    User avatar#320 to #319 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    I'm sure they'll be tempted, but I'll promise a prize to the one that can make them cum. Everyone will be of me so I can rest and my two mistresses can fight the urge to cum so no one else wins the prize.
    User avatar#321 to #320 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    I meant the yanderes, not the slaves. I'm sure they know how to get through a crowd
    User avatar#322 to #321 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    The yandere's are the slaves, they lost in the oil wresting tournament.
    The yandere slaves will pin their two mistresses and keep them from me so I can rest, and who ever can make their mistress cum wins a prize from me.
    I rest up they tire themselves out, it's a good deal.
    User avatar#323 to #322 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    Or they all decide to gang up on you in a temporary truce
    User avatar#324 to #323 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    You're so...negative? Positive? You're anti-me.
    User avatar#325 to #324 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    I'm someone that finds the holes in logic. So I can be positive, or negative, depending on the subject. Gives me something to do when I'm bored as ****
    User avatar#326 to #325 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    You should realize that there are holes in every hypothetical situation. I'm very fluid in my way of thinking, so we can go at this all night. I'd rather not since I got porn.
    User avatar#327 to #326 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    Which is why I poke holes. To see how well the other person can plan

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38g4L1U0rc
    I'm off to bed anyway. Night
    User avatar#273 to #272 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/15/2012)[-]
    I can't deny the obsessive one's, they'll make your life convenient. She can cook and she has a sexual side. Not really a bad deal.
    But I like to play with peoples' minds, so maybe it's just me.
    User avatar#295 to #273 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    What exactly are you having them compete in?
    User avatar#296 to #295 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    Oil wrestling?
    #297 to #296 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    The one that excites you the most?
    The one that excites you the most?
    User avatar#298 to #297 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    What do you mean by that?
    User avatar#299 to #298 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    Have them do... things... for you and the one that excites you the most, wins
    User avatar#300 to #299 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    That wont go to well.
    User avatar#301 to #300 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    why not?
    User avatar#302 to #301 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    I'm violent by nature, if I want to do something exciting then heads will roll.
    If you're talking about sexual excitement then I suppose oil wresting, and the winner gets to be the main girl in my harem.
    User avatar#303 to #302 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    Which one do you think will win?
    User avatar#304 to #303 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    Don't really know. If I thought any of them had a sure fire shot I would have them compete.
    User avatar#305 to #304 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    If it somehow ends in a draw?
    User avatar#306 to #305 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    Can't do sudden death, that's too dangerous.
    Masturbation contest maybe, see which one is cuter when they're both sexually active. And to keep the rivalry going, I'll tell them to have sex with each other and try to make the other one cum. This will be done in multiple rounds.
    User avatar#307 to #306 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    And in the end, you **** them all and no winner is announced
    User avatar#308 to #307 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    Something along those lines.
    Even if there is a draw I can please two women at the same time. The other slaves will have two mistresses that's all.
    User avatar#309 to #308 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    It's obvious they only want you. Good luck and don't forget the viagra
    User avatar#310 to #309 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    And ginseng.
    User avatar#311 to #310 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    ginseng?
    User avatar#312 to #311 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    Energy pills or drink made from the plant Ginseng.
    User avatar#313 to #312 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    came's milk and honey
    User avatar#274 to #273 - savirleo
    (11/15/2012)[-]
    You can always play with her, although you'll probably tire of it eventually. I wonder about the delinquent though, since the cover said she was one as well. She seems more of a tsundere to me
    User avatar#275 to #274 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/15/2012)[-]
    You may be right. I never had the chance so I don't really know what I would do if given the option between yandere and tsundere.
    I got that impression she was tsundere as well.
    User avatar#276 to #275 - savirleo
    (11/15/2012)[-]
    The yandere will go along, while the tsundere will reject. But only at first. Seems like the tsundere is more fun initially, but the yandere is a challenge
    Reminds me of the girl from Beelzebub
    User avatar#277 to #276 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/15/2012)[-]
    Never saw it.
    User avatar#279 to #277 - savirleo
    (11/15/2012)[-]
    If you continue reading, you'll see what I mean
    User avatar#280 to #279 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/15/2012)[-]
    Yeah, they look alike and act similar.
    User avatar#281 to #280 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/15/2012)[-]
    A decent find if I do say so myself.
    #283 to #281 - savirleo
    (11/15/2012)[-]
    I like this God
    I like this God
    User avatar#284 to #283 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/15/2012)[-]
    I'm all for polygamy.
    User avatar#285 to #284 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    A harem of yanderes. How will that turn out?
    User avatar#286 to #285 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    ****....
    User avatar#287 to #286 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    You're gonna be at your wit's end trying to keep them in check
    User avatar#288 to #287 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    Imagine them on their periods...
    User avatar#289 to #288 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    Blood. Blood everywhere.

    Just hope it doesn't happen at the same time
    User avatar#290 to #289 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    They'll eventually sync up. This wasn't a good idea.
    User avatar#291 to #290 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    how do you plan on controlling them?
    User avatar#292 to #291 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    Battle Royal?
    User avatar#293 to #292 - savirleo
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    But wouldn't that just mean you lost your harem? They'd just kill each other
    User avatar#294 to #293 - blackcomet [OP]
    (11/16/2012)[-]
    No weapons or death. The winner gets to be my main bitch and the losers become my slaves, who answer to my main bitch, their mistress. If anyone kills someone else that it an automatic disqualification.
    User avatar#282 to #281 - savirleo
    (11/15/2012)[-]
    The tsundere from the first series hasn't admitted it yet since she just started feeling that way, and the second one, from what I remember, is aware, but hasn't admitted yet either. However, I stopped reading it about a year ago
    User avatar#278 to #277 - savirleo
    (11/15/2012)[-]
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    funny series. Full of misunderstandings
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