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#61 - It costs money to go golfing, depending on where you go it can… 01/31/2013 on golfers have had enough of... +4
#50 - The magic of opinions: There is a right opinion and a wrong op…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/31/2013 on golfers have had enough of... 0
#97 - atma (02/01/2013) [-]
#107 - blackandwhitegod (02/01/2013) [-]
I went to college?
Magical part of college really. You learn logic.
User avatar #108 - atma (02/01/2013) [-]
There's a such thing as a general consensus, sure. There aren't wrong and right opinions.
Did you major in a hardened soul?
#117 - blackandwhitegod (02/01/2013) [-]
There very much are right and wrong opinions. Some things are general consensus, some things are logic but either way opinions can be wrong.
I wouldn't tell someone their opinion in their favorite color is wrong, or if they enjoy chocolate cake. Shit even people who want to waste their life. But there are some things that need to be black and white, right and wrong, not because they are cultural but because they are programmed into humans through nature.
User avatar #118 - atma (02/01/2013) [-]
What's an example of a right or a wrong opinion? How does the one above me reflect that?
I agree that the golfers took it way too far; I'd be pissed as well, but to raise a golf club against somebody because of a prank that offset your game a bit (it appeared to be a game between two friends, I'm sure they could have agreed on a fair way to rewind)? That's kind of fucking scary. No sport interference deserves actual human violence.
#126 - blackandwhitegod (02/01/2013) [-]
He didn't actually hit him. He was trying to scare them. I've seen enough fights and enough bullies, and while these people aren't exactly SUPER bullies they still are bullies, so he did the sensible thing and broke it up with a threat. Sometimes if you make someone think you are going to kill them or hurt them you can avoid a conflict entirely. Especially since the "pranksters" are the ones engaging in the first place, both parties were going to fight the older ones did the right thign. If the guy with the club wanted to hit him, he had a chance in the very beginning. His swings are wide and meant to scare. Plus if you push anyone logn enough verbal or otherwise you get another Zangiff Kid.

If you want an example, let's look at your general consensus. What is a general consensus? The majority of society agrees on something right? Like if something is red or blue, etc. Now how does that apply to morals? Laws? General consensus decides social norms, which on a certain scale means something is right or wrong. Of course you could argue morals and philosophy, which breaks down the idea of society and structure. Now if you want a more concrete example look at science. There are instances in history where people have had conflicting opinions on where we came from, how old earth is, if the earth is flat or circular, if the earth rotates the sun or vice versa. However because we have evidence we are able to defend one opinion, and by being able to defend it better than the other opinion it becomes a fact. Same thing applies to morals, Hitler thought he was a hero in some ways or at the very least he didn't see himself as /evil/ but based on evidence and comparison we agree he is evil. Of course there are people who defend him, but because they are unable to do so it is agreed they are in wrong. Of course there are arguments you can make for Hitler, he saved Germany which played a major roll in bringing the world out of the depression but thats another argument entirely.
User avatar #132 - atma (02/01/2013) [-]
That's fair. I guess I find a weird double standard, like looking at the videos of Remi Gaillard, who puts a lot more time into his pranks but they boil down to the same structure of annoying people to spur a reaction. I suppose he gets a pass from me because his videos make me laugh until I can't breathe, but he's constantly hailed like a hero. Are the factors of humor and effort the only thing differentiating this video from Remi's?

I'm all for questioning truths... A lot of people would agree that blindly accepting information is the point when humanity starts to degrade in its acquisition of knowledge. But I still don't understand the concept of a "wrong" opinion. Maybe I'm not absorbing something that you've said, I'm honestly not the best reader (god damn I try), but there is a line between fact and opinion. Fact is dictated by study and repetitive proof year after year.
Doesn't that erase the idea of right and wrong opinions, though? Doesn't that mean that since facts are constantly being challenged, that opinion should never be dismissed?
#136 - blackandwhitegod (02/01/2013) [-]
Think of opinions as water. If you boil it long enough you are left with something else entirely. The concepts of opinions aren't always black and white, but there are instances when they are. Opinions can become facts and vice versa, but some opinions will never be either. Some things just are. Other times you are forced to remove things until you are left with the raw element of truth. The human mind is complex and for all intensive purposes the majority of the world will always learn things through group mentality, that sort of mob mindset. It is for that reason we are so adjusted to change in politics, the average person will grumble about a law but won't do anything to change it because he has a certain fog of freedom about him. He doesn't want too much freedom, he wants enough freedom to be comfortable but not enough where he has to bear too much responsibility. This makes the idea of opinions tricky so most people will say opinions are neither right nor wrong, but that in itself is an opinion which leads to some sort of black hole of circular logic. In order to break that circle we have to apply rules to opinions and that is to say we require our opinions to be defended, and by doing so we turn opinions into facts. What if someone says blue is the best color? Maybe it is to them but then we do some research and we find that the color green is more "calming and relaxing" than blue, but blue increases longevity. So at which side do you take? Well both are obviously good in their own ways, but which is best changes. And that is the essence of general conscence. I believe however the right opinion is the one we always come back to.

I've seen a lot of Remi's work, some of his stuff is funny but in other scenes he's a dick. Some of his fun is harmless but like you said its mostly annoying. People enjoy it from a third perspective, but what if he was a snail in front of your car? What if he did that everyday? Maybe it was funny once but after a while it loses chrm
#49 - What does having faith in people have to do with a group of me…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/31/2013 on golfers have had enough of... -1
User avatar #54 - pvtgoblin (01/31/2013) [-]

I am not even intenting to argue here at all, and I am not sticking up to anyone i the situation, I'm just saying maybe they just wnated to have a little bit of fun and didn't mean to be assholes. I mean come on now, they pushed a ball like 2 feet away and in exchange they get their toy destroyed and get threatened.
#63 - blackandwhitegod (01/31/2013) [-]
There's a million ways to have fun that doesn't require someone to be a dick.

If you only know how to have fun by ruining someones day then you really are an asshole. Not to mention the entire video suggests that, A. they knew it was going to annoy whoever they did it to, B. they had the intention of bragging about it. There was no room to be "Accidental" dicks, especially at their age.
#59 - deitylicious (01/31/2013) [-]
They interrupted and ruined some one else's game, and in return the Golfers ruined the kiddies game, by destroying the car.

You're probably like them, like to act like a douche bag then act innocent by saying you were trying to have a bit of fun. You know who else says that? Bullies.
User avatar #143 - pvtgoblin (02/01/2013) [-]
First off, I clearly stated that I do not stick up to them.

Second off, I am in no way a person that enjoys ruining someone lese's mood, I think people that do this are the scum of this planet. I am also not a bully, I have been bullied for a few years and I do not wish this to anyone on the planet.
#145 - deitylicious (02/02/2013) [-]
Well you should be more clear in your posts, your post seems like you are defending them, giving them excuses as to why they did.

Having fun shouldn't be at the expense of others.
#47 - Are you daft? Anyone who does **** like this KNOWS what…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2013 on golfers have had enough of... +5
User avatar #52 - pvtgoblin (01/31/2013) [-]
I am not sticking up to anyone, I was just assuming.
#61 - blackandwhitegod (01/31/2013) [-]
It costs money to go golfing, depending on where you go it can be expensive to just get on the green. Not to mention this guy could be in a competition, or practicing for one. If you spent 50$ to go bowling and someone kept running at you every time you went to throw the ball, wouldn't you be upset you wasted 10$ just to not be able to play?

I live next to a golf course, there is just something about them that attracts the worst kind of rich kids. They are constantly being dicks to golfers and people who life near the course, speeding golf carts with 9 people in them blocking traffic or honking their horn at 3am. Theres a lot of vandalism too. Frankly it would do well for people like this to learn a lesson, because they have probably done it before, they came prepared go out of their way to ruin someones day and RECORD it so that they could brag about it. I would have broken their knees even if I wasn't the golfer.
#150 - Says the guy whos pretending to be a girl.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2013 on Women +4
User avatar #211 - nigeltheoutlaw (01/29/2013) [-]
I love being a female because I always max out my strength and endurance. That way I can pretend I'm a total juicehead who happens to have boobs.
#17 - thank you, I remember it from my teenage years. It used to com… 01/27/2013 on Do I look good? +2
#14 - **** man what show was this  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Do I look good? 0
#16 - Rascal (01/27/2013) [-]
Mission Hill.

Great show.
#17 - blackandwhitegod (01/27/2013) [-]
thank you, I remember it from my teenage years. It used to come on after the oblongs, but the name escaped me. Plus its been so long i forgot it existed.
#58 - There's a list. Most posts are for attention, that is… 01/25/2013 on Tardaasa +2
#297 - What religion are you going on about? No one thinks satin is t… 01/25/2013 on Check 0
#295 - This picture makes this quote horrible. Well the quot… 01/25/2013 on Check +3
#86 - god damn it funnyjunk this **** is a repost of epic pro…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2013 on finger lickin' good -7
#96 - duntazemebrah (01/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #91 - sixfivefourtwoone (01/22/2013) [-]
OMG What's this!? And the game has only been out for about 8 years! OMG NO WAIIII. I'ts funnyjunk, not originaljunk. Stfu.
#87 - anonymoose (01/22/2013) [-]
#82 - I've seen way more assholes on bikes than there should be. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2013 on when your gf says 0
User avatar #83 - Sockopolis (01/20/2013) [-]
Well, there is clearly a line between correctly using the laws and being a dickhead. That much isnt being disputed. I have been on the receiving end of an accident involving some woman in a truck and me on my bike. I had the right of way through the intersection, and she just went herself, and hit me while I was right in the middle of the road. No excuse. Let me tell you, broken ribs and a fractured collarbone wasnt fun.
Where I come from, there are more assholes in cars than on bikes. All about regions and where you are in the country.
#57 - I've been to Amsterdam. The entire layout of the city is diffe… 01/20/2013 on when your gf says 0
#54 - Deep down its counter logical that a 2000 ton death machine at…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2013 on when your gf says 0
User avatar #62 - Sockopolis (01/20/2013) [-]
The law supports cyclists to protect them. They are much more vulnerable on the open road than someone in a car. They control the lane to be safe, so no dickhead tries to squeak past them while theyre riding on the shoulder of the road. Almost all car-bike accidents I would say are the car driver's fault for not paying attention.
#82 - blackandwhitegod (01/20/2013) [-]
I've seen way more assholes on bikes than there should be.

I'm sorry but if you "control" the lane and fuck everyone, it will make everyone WAY more aggressive. Do I see people in cars drive like dickwads? Yes. Do I see people on bikes do it more often per example? Yes. I see hundreds of cars a day, maybe 15 of them drive in a way that will get themselves and others killed very quickly. I see maybe 50 or so bikes a day, and almost all of them drive in a way that will get them killed. You don't need to be biking in a 55 in the middle of the lane if your max speed is 20. You don't need to force cards around you to slow down just because you want to excersize. And I say that because most of the bikes on the road are VERY expensive bikes, the kind you don't buy on a McDonalds wage and use to commute 50+ miles both directions. And then I finally get to where I am going and there are just as many bikes on the side walks as there are in the roads weaving around people and cars. I've seen more people on bikes run a red light / hit people / do illegal turns than I have cars.
User avatar #83 - Sockopolis (01/20/2013) [-]
Well, there is clearly a line between correctly using the laws and being a dickhead. That much isnt being disputed. I have been on the receiving end of an accident involving some woman in a truck and me on my bike. I had the right of way through the intersection, and she just went herself, and hit me while I was right in the middle of the road. No excuse. Let me tell you, broken ribs and a fractured collarbone wasnt fun.
Where I come from, there are more assholes in cars than on bikes. All about regions and where you are in the country.
#50 - Dude idiots protest the weirdest **** in the weirdest w… 01/20/2013 on when your gf says +1
#47 - Cool story. I'm sure your lanes are bigger, your spee…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2013 on when your gf says -10
User avatar #51 - atheistzilla (01/20/2013) [-]
no it's actually pretty much the same as in the US but i think we have less trouble becauxe we have more people in bike's
#57 - blackandwhitegod (01/20/2013) [-]
I've been to Amsterdam. The entire layout of the city is different than the average American city. Bikers in downtown areas where there are tons of side streets and lights aren't an issue in the US either. I don't know how many bikers you share a road with when you are doing 55 mph but if its more than 25 than kuddos to your country for not knowing what road rage is. Most Americans loath them because they act like dicks and because they hold up traffic, nothing is more fun than looking ahead for miles as traffic backs up over a group of bikers that aren't even doing half the speed limit or using a road that has bike paths.
#15 - Depends on how much partying you did. 01/19/2013 on Computers -1
#30 - After scanning through the comments I have found out three thi…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Defense Against the Dark Arts -9
User avatar #49 - ColorfulPenguin (01/18/2013) [-]
After scanning through this comment, I have found out three things, two of which I already knew.

First, you are adding to discussion by adding statements that aren't arguments, and generalizing anyone who doesn't agree with you.

Secondly, many atheists on this side do know what atheism is about. Who you seem to care about, is the trolls that provoke you.

Thirdly, ''tertiary'' is not a word that's meant to be used like that. ''Thirdly'' is a perfectly legal word in the english language. Tertiary is meant to be used in the same way as ''primary'' and ''secondary''.

Inb4 butthurt commenter fag, I post this from sheer facepalming of the fact that you are acting like an idiot that gives christians bad reputation. Stop adding fuel to the fire, throw some water and let it die.
User avatar #32 - sgtwilliam (01/18/2013) [-]
Atheism can't be a religion.
User avatar #33 - mylazy (01/18/2013) [-]
I feel like you missed his point completely. He wasn't saying that atheism is a religion, but rather many atheists here seem to treat it like a religion, where they have no real thoughts on the subject. The just repeat what other people said. He simply wants atheist fucks and religious nuts to stfu and leave each other alone.
#37 - spamzor (01/18/2013) [-]
In a world like ours, it is basically impossible to be atheist and not have any real thoughts about it. Simply because not too long ago, it was a social taboo not to believe in a god.

Even saying you don't want to talk/think about it indicates that you are purposefully conflicting with that taboo, which would not be done without a reason.

That reason may be more personal than conceptual for most people, which would make it difficult to explain their viewpoint without sounding like a dick. Nevertheless, the reason exists.

But don't worry guys, cultural degredation will ensure that no one will care about wether or not there is a god, sooner or later. Proof? Go to one of the practically abandoned Catholic churches in Belgium, or the more populated Protestant ones in Holland, then listen to the differences.

The Dutchies don't care about any deity no more guys, and not even the priests mind.
User avatar #56 - mylazy (01/18/2013) [-]
Hmmm. For most of my life it has practically been taboo to talk about God in public. Seems very different from your argument, though the fact that you referred to duchies indicates we are probably from very different places. In addition, I have found it is very easy not to sound like a dick, even when talking about personal beliefs. You just have to think about what you put down and not add in pointless insults, which I have found that majority of online arguments, especially political or religious ones, use a lot and don't add too many proper arguments to. I am fairly sure the only time I sound like a dick is when I am doing it on purpose or if the person is in the mood to think the person is a dick, and so makes everything I say sound dickish. Furthermore, most people just parrot other people's arguments hence my last comment.

tl;dr It isn't hard not to be a dick. Different backgrounds have probably caused different views on the subject. I still stand by my last comment.

Now you are wasting 10 more seconds of an already wasted minute reading this. You are now wasting another 5 seconds.
#31 - opjoopie (01/18/2013) [-]
but if sciense no rael.

How come cat sadnwitch do lighte?
atheists 9001 - god people 0.0000
#28 - Are you a troll or handicapped? >> You are tr… 01/18/2013 on Defense Against the Dark Arts -1
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#113 - Did you really just say "a muslim can wear a massive head…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on George Carlin +1
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#175 - It wasn't that hard at all really.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on Handheld Gamecube 0
User avatar #183 - DrSalvador (01/13/2013) [-]
It was pretty damn hard if you didn't know exactly what you were doing. For me it took a ton of strategizing...though it was like 8 years ago
#21 - You can tell who is a mature human being and someone who think… 01/12/2013 on Denim deficit.... 0
#299 - Are you ******* stupid? Read what he posted, t… 01/10/2013 on Why? +2
#291 - Dat grammar.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2013 on Why? +1
#294 - lknight (01/10/2013) [-]
Is it really ignorant to call someone who CUTS THEIR BACK IN HALF WITH A FUCKING SWORD crazy???
#299 - blackandwhitegod (01/10/2013) [-]
Are you fucking stupid?

Read what he posted, then use what brain cells you have left rattling in that cavern you call a cranium and tell me A. How calling "Muslims" crazy is justifiable by the actions of one man who is not even cited as a Muslim in this post besides some people who go "oh hey brown skin, must be Islamic", and B. How do you not know what (s) means when it is attached at the end of a word.

For all I know the man could very well be Muslim and it wouldn't matter, you basically calling millions of people crazy because of a very vocal minority.

Fucking religious Richards.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#3 - Rascal (04/21/2013) [-]
Grow a brain you enormous faggot
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