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#63 - Picture 03/04/2016 on Shieeet +3
#54 - nice rods! is that an appropriate compliment?  [+] (1 reply) 03/04/2016 on Shieeet +9
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#112 - ninetynineballoons (03/04/2016) [-]
I think so
#53 - ill put whatever i want in your mouth  [+] (2 replies) 03/04/2016 on Shieeet +9
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#50 - While true, the person in the post couldnt see their leg eithe…  [+] (4 replies) 03/04/2016 on Shieeet +3
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#52 - norkasthethird (03/04/2016) [-]
don't you go around putting words in my mouth young man
#53 - bknob (03/04/2016) [-]
ill put whatever i want in your mouth
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#63 - bknob (03/04/2016) [-]
#48 - How about this? Nice side view of the pointy bits  [+] (12 replies) 03/04/2016 on Shieeet +16
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#130 - bknob (03/05/2016) [-]
Heres my album over eveything I've got! Plus a gore shot of my opened back haha.

I had two curves, one was 80 (above) the other was 60 (below). They countered each other out and left my head perfectly aligned over my hips, so I actually never felt anything. But it was progressing approx 2 degrees a year, which at age 40 would give me a 120 degree curve above and an 80 degree curve below, virtually crushing my organs (sorta). It definitely affected m breathing. My surgeon was quite perplexed and ended up having to screw the rods into every vertebra and fusing them, where as normally they only do smaller amount to retain as much flexibility as possible but in my case I had no choice but to infuse like 90% of my spine. I still have to get the very bottom three fused eventually.

As far as jokes go, I love them, as well as jokingly throwing out the handicap card haha. Anytime someone swats me or punches me lightly I start yelling they're beating up a cripple. When i got diagnosed my brother came up to me and pushed down on my shoulders seeing if I was spring loaded. I got a pretty good laugh out of all the jokes truth be told, I don't like taking that stuff 100% serious all the time. Ill be serious when needed to, but the rest of the time, have at it.
#105 - anon (03/04/2016) [-]
What do you say when someone told you to "screw yourself"...?
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#131 - bknob (03/05/2016) [-]
Tell them I have about 50 times over. Also stapled myself at least 100 times. It usually confuses them.
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#132 - bknob (03/05/2016) [-]

Check out the photo of my back being opened up. I look like a piece of chuck meat. Its great!
#134 - iamthepapercut (03/05/2016) [-]
Seriously though that's pretty crazy. Are those things permanent or can they be removed eventually?
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#135 - bknob (03/05/2016) [-]
Permanent, it would be pointless to try remove them because they main thing they're preventing is my spine bending, which is already going to be covered by my now fused spine. Removing it wouldn't accomplish anything except for putting me at risk and needing more surgery. It doesnt hurt anything having them though so it's not big deal; they dot even go off in metal detectors. If you're curious as to why I have them, its because they basically act as an internal cast while the bone fuses/heals, instead of an external body cast which prevents me from moving for 9 months (the time in which it took for it to heal)
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#136 - iamthepapercut (03/05/2016) [-]
That does make more sense
#47 - I lost about 20 pounds - didnt eat much for two weeks while in…  [+] (1 reply) 03/04/2016 on Shieeet +1
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#51 - bknob (03/04/2016) [-]
I meant lighting, but im sure lightning would make you look tan as well.