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Date Signed Up:2/22/2011
Last Login:5/30/2016
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#5 - Right, I figured that because they did that it would be consid… 03/09/2016 on This +6
#3 - Don't they have a cameo at the end that hinted at the Avengers?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/09/2016 on This +6
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#4 - daspopo (03/09/2016) [-]
Yeah. Robert Downey Jr. goes into a bar and talks to the general guy who was after the Hulk.
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#88 - emperorwatergate (03/09/2016) [-]
The reason is that General Ross wanted The Abomination as part of The Avengers, something that SHIELD didn't want.

So, they sent Tony to piss him off.

It worked, and Ross refused to let Abomination in.
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#12 - dragonagexplain (03/09/2016) [-]
Isn't that general back in Civil War?
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#40 - xef (03/09/2016) [-]
He is back but I dont remeber if it was cw spefically
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#5 - bknob (03/09/2016) [-]
Right, I figured that because they did that it would be considered canon, even though Norton isn't the hulk now. I agree with you though, I kinda wish he stayed as the Hulk, I really liked him in that movie.
#138 - It's not a literal photo, its just a photo on my phone. Lots o… 03/05/2016 on Shieeet +1
#135 - Permanent, it would be pointless to try remove them because th…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2016 on Shieeet 0
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#136 - iamthepapercut (03/05/2016) [-]
That does make more sense
#42 - The Good, The Bad and the Beauty Is Skin Deep 03/05/2016 on All female films +16
#133 - Sorry to hear about your parents man, thats awful. It… 03/05/2016 on Shieeet 0
#132 - Check out the photo of my back being opened up. I lo…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2016 on Shieeet 0
#134 - iamthepapercut (03/05/2016) [-]
Seriously though that's pretty crazy. Are those things permanent or can they be removed eventually?
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#135 - bknob (03/05/2016) [-]
Permanent, it would be pointless to try remove them because they main thing they're preventing is my spine bending, which is already going to be covered by my now fused spine. Removing it wouldn't accomplish anything except for putting me at risk and needing more surgery. It doesnt hurt anything having them though so it's not big deal; they dot even go off in metal detectors. If you're curious as to why I have them, its because they basically act as an internal cast while the bone fuses/heals, instead of an external body cast which prevents me from moving for 9 months (the time in which it took for it to heal)
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#136 - iamthepapercut (03/05/2016) [-]
That does make more sense
#131 - Tell them I have about 50 times over. Also stapled myself at l… 03/05/2016 on Shieeet 0
#130 - Heres my album over eveything I've got! Plus a gore shot of my… 03/05/2016 on Shieeet +1
#129 - Mine didn't feel bad either actually, I had a weird case where… 03/05/2016 on Shieeet 0
#128 - Nah man, not dumb, in fact a ton of people have difficulty gra…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2016 on Shieeet +1
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#137 - samsaysbai (03/05/2016) [-]
Oh okay I see it mustt be difficult and just quick question do you really carry a photo of your spine around just to get angry people to calm down? Also what kinda jobs are you able to work?
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#138 - bknob (03/05/2016) [-]
It's not a literal photo, its just a photo on my phone. Lots of people ask to see the pictures so I keep them on my phone basically.

And basically any that isn't heavy lifting or puts a lot of pressure on my back. Even running is difficult to give you an idea. I'm a graphic designer, so I'm fine on that front haha. But it's definitely a consideration to take in when applying.
#67 - That sounds ******* awesome. too bad im useless with … 03/04/2016 on Shieeet +6
#66 - Picture 03/04/2016 on Shieeet 0
#65 - Nothing wrong with confronting, it's how they confront. People…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2016 on Shieeet +1
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#70 - lastweek (03/04/2016) [-]
The real point he's making is probably about the fact that no one knows that one needs to have proof that one is handicapped and put that on the car in order to be allowed to use the spots (at least in Sweden you have a card, similar to an id, that you put inside the windshield so it can be seen, this also means only the person with the permit can use it without risk). If people knew that things would probably be different.
#64 - Haha " and this is the lumbar.." No, i dont… 03/04/2016 on Shieeet +6
#63 - Picture 03/04/2016 on Shieeet +3
#54 - nice rods! is that an appropriate compliment?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2016 on Shieeet +9
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#112 - ninetynineballoons (03/04/2016) [-]
I think so
#53 - ill put whatever i want in your mouth  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2016 on Shieeet +9
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#63 - bknob (03/04/2016) [-]
#51 - I meant lighting, but im sure lightning would make you look ta… 03/04/2016 on Shieeet +4
#50 - While true, the person in the post couldnt see their leg eithe…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/04/2016 on Shieeet +3
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#52 - norkasthethird (03/04/2016) [-]
don't you go around putting words in my mouth young man
#53 - bknob (03/04/2016) [-]
ill put whatever i want in your mouth
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#63 - bknob (03/04/2016) [-]
#49 - To be fair, ive had people park close to me when i parked in a… 03/04/2016 on Shieeet 0
#48 - How about this? Nice side view of the pointy bits  [+] (12 new replies) 03/04/2016 on Shieeet +16
#107 - kuya (03/04/2016) [-]
As a Physical Therapist student in his Third Year, this is fucking coolio. I know a couple of people who have screws in their backs, and even more who are in braces. My girl has had her scoliosis for three years. C-curve with about 25 - 30 degrees of left sided curving. She had to wear a brace for two years under really loose shirts until she got tired of having a plastic deathtrap strapped to her Torso for most of the day. To cheer her up, I looked up the worst scoliosis jokes ever.

"HEY. I HEARD THIS JOKE ABOUT SCOLIOSIS, ABOUT A WEAK BACK... BUT I DON'T THINK I SHOULD TELL YOU. IT SEEMS OUT OF LINE."

Not to be creepy, but if you had any more pictures of them xrays I'd be stoked to see them... For research.

Wish you the best, and those screws look metal as fuck.
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#130 - bknob (03/05/2016) [-]
Heres my album over eveything I've got! Plus a gore shot of my opened back haha.
imgur.com/a/6h2FY

I had two curves, one was 80 (above) the other was 60 (below). They countered each other out and left my head perfectly aligned over my hips, so I actually never felt anything. But it was progressing approx 2 degrees a year, which at age 40 would give me a 120 degree curve above and an 80 degree curve below, virtually crushing my organs (sorta). It definitely affected m breathing. My surgeon was quite perplexed and ended up having to screw the rods into every vertebra and fusing them, where as normally they only do smaller amount to retain as much flexibility as possible but in my case I had no choice but to infuse like 90% of my spine. I still have to get the very bottom three fused eventually.

As far as jokes go, I love them, as well as jokingly throwing out the handicap card haha. Anytime someone swats me or punches me lightly I start yelling they're beating up a cripple. When i got diagnosed my brother came up to me and pushed down on my shoulders seeing if I was spring loaded. I got a pretty good laugh out of all the jokes truth be told, I don't like taking that stuff 100% serious all the time. Ill be serious when needed to, but the rest of the time, have at it.
#105 - anon (03/04/2016) [-]
What do you say when someone told you to "screw yourself"...?
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#131 - bknob (03/05/2016) [-]
Tell them I have about 50 times over. Also stapled myself at least 100 times. It usually confuses them.
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#71 - iamthepapercut (03/04/2016) [-]
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#132 - bknob (03/05/2016) [-]
imgur.com/a/6h2FY

Check out the photo of my back being opened up. I look like a piece of chuck meat. Its great!
#134 - iamthepapercut (03/05/2016) [-]
Seriously though that's pretty crazy. Are those things permanent or can they be removed eventually?
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#135 - bknob (03/05/2016) [-]
Permanent, it would be pointless to try remove them because they main thing they're preventing is my spine bending, which is already going to be covered by my now fused spine. Removing it wouldn't accomplish anything except for putting me at risk and needing more surgery. It doesnt hurt anything having them though so it's not big deal; they dot even go off in metal detectors. If you're curious as to why I have them, its because they basically act as an internal cast while the bone fuses/heals, instead of an external body cast which prevents me from moving for 9 months (the time in which it took for it to heal)
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#136 - iamthepapercut (03/05/2016) [-]
That does make more sense
#47 - I lost about 20 pounds - didnt eat much for two weeks while in…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2016 on Shieeet +1
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#51 - bknob (03/04/2016) [-]
I meant lighting, but im sure lightning would make you look tan as well.
#46 - Yeah i have a sticker haha, not a temp one either. 03/04/2016 on Shieeet +1
#45 - yup! about 2 inches 03/04/2016 on Shieeet +5
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