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#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2015 on Close enough +1
#11 - bknob (08/01/2015) [-]
This seemed appropriate
#9 - How far after the faceplant should it end? The whole end? or r… 08/01/2015 on Close enough +1
#9 - Picture 07/30/2015 on Donald Trump for President... 0
#31 - Just about every high school in Canada looked like this during…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2015 on A Factual Comp +15
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#130 - malacyman (07/22/2015) [-]
Can confirm that my school looked like that too. Olympics, world juniors, IIHF and any other Canada gold medal game.
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#99 - trolljunkusa (07/22/2015) [-]
At my school in the US they made an announcement that anyone leaving class to watch the game would be suspended. The majority of the school did it anyways, we all sat in the cafeteria watching it on our phones. Then we lost


No one got in trouble but they yelled at us all and it was funny
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#34 - penelo (07/21/2015) [-]
Man, I couldn't give less of a fuck for watching sports, but there's something special in seeing your country playing whilst surrounded by your friends/family
#5 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 07/21/2015 on shooting my hamster +75
#29 - wantingbody (07/21/2015) [-]
At the 2 second mark, just before Bruno Mars starts singing, for a single frame, is the "Deez Nuts" dude.
#39 - gentlemanotaku (07/21/2015) [-]
huh, well then
#38 - fireyvoidence (07/21/2015) [-]
How in the hell did you find that out
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#41 - fourbyfjord (07/21/2015) [-]
Webms don't load well on my computer, so it kept pausing at that exact frame each time I ran the video.
#15 - anticitezenone (07/21/2015) [-]
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#36 - altairibnlaahad (07/21/2015) [-]
This is the one I was expecting first.
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#28 - fazbear (07/21/2015) [-]
That chicken got blown the fuck out.
#21 - meatygoodness (07/21/2015) [-]
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#23 - sanctusdominus (07/21/2015) [-]
whats the full video of the chicken getting shot and are people getting butt hurt over it?
#24 - meatygoodness (07/21/2015) [-]
I've never found a link to the full video, but as far as I've seen the rooster was strutting aggressively and attacking other chickens in the enclosure, therefore for the benefit of the others it was put down in such a spectacular way.
#8 - rocketpropelledtit (07/21/2015) [-]
Top fucking kek, m8
#7 - foxes are awesome 07/16/2015 on Happy Fox 0
#11 - Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2015 on A Compendium of Puns +4
#12 - anon (07/08/2015) [-]
You cheeky cunt m8
#43 - >talking to friend >"who's your favorite Disney… 07/06/2015 on 18 More Shower Thoughts +32
#161 - Dammit, that sucks. Well if you're interested in more pics of … 07/03/2015 on A Title 0
#154 - Did you happen to see my last post before it got removed? I go…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2015 on A Title 0
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#160 - fitta (07/03/2015) [-]
at my profile you can see the comment, but only the first few words. damnit
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#159 - fitta (07/03/2015) [-]
yes, I even replied to it but now it's gone, I can't remember what you or I wrote..
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#161 - bknob (07/03/2015) [-]
Dammit, that sucks. Well if you're interested in more pics of my back, i made an album on imgur so you can actually SEE the surgery without either of us losing our comments or being block imgur.com/a/6h2FY

I had basically said something about how fucked that other condition you have and I'm really sorry to hear about it. I had a problem of my curve crushing my lungs on top of my asthma, but that doesnt even compare to the ribs collapsing..

I thin I also said something about it being a sort of moot point of whether or not to get the surgery. If it causes pain, you should get the surgery, especially if its degenerative. You might have to alter or adapt how you become a police officer, but its better than being one and not being able be at 100% because of the sheer pain. I had to accept that the surgery is NOT something like "oh we fix it and you're totally fine". I nfact its the opposite; the doctor warned me going in that id have more problems coming out. Less severe problems, but still problems. He said the main thing about the surgery is to correct the biggest issue to a point you can still live a sustainable life, regardless of what minor side affects occur. So I had to swallow the fact I wouldn't be able to bend, Id have lower back and neck pain, and basically a huge loss in flexibility, solely for the fact that I did want my curves to get any worse and potentially crush my inner organs. So thats something you may wish to think about in regards to the surgery.