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bjorntheberserk

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:2/23/2013
Last Login:4/21/2014
Location:New Mexico
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Content Thumbs: 7068 total,  8033 ,  965
Comment Thumbs: 1442 total,  2214 ,  772
Content Level Progress: 68% (68/100)
Level 157 Content: Faptastic → Level 158 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 94% (47/50)
Level 210 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:4
Content Views:465046
Times Content Favorited:375 times
Total Comments Made:914
FJ Points:6929
Favorite Tags: AmonAmarth (2)
Gone berserk spreading fear and pain!

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#2 - Nah dude just go on Tumblr that site is full of people like th…  [+] (2 replies) 03/20/2014 on Tumblr Cringe what a surprise. 0
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#4 - chimpaflimp (03/20/2014) [-]
You hat Tumblr? Personally, I trousers it. I know about these kinds of people. This one, however, is the most retarded one. Judging from the "fat acceptance" thing, I'd say that they have quite literally taken the retard cake.
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#5 - bjorntheberserk (03/20/2014) [-]
Hate* Yeah sorry got a new keyboard yesterday it is tiny compared to my previous one lolz.
#4 - You are a ******* troll. Because both parties need to sign it,…  [+] (1 reply) 03/20/2014 on INB4 Fedora 0
#7 - kulamia (03/21/2014) [-]
Alright dude, he was taking your side in that bit. Calm down.
#2 - Yeah you try getting her to sign it. "Why should I sign i…  [+] (5 replies) 03/20/2014 on INB4 Fedora +4
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#6 - tzukaza (03/20/2014) [-]
"cause i never trust anyone 100% "
#3 - anon (03/20/2014) [-]
You sign it, not her.
Please learn to read.
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#5 - tzukaza (03/20/2014) [-]
both have to agree on it
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#4 - bjorntheberserk (03/20/2014) [-]
You are a fucking troll. Because both parties need to sign it, dipshit. It is called a prenuptial agreement. You would know that if you weren't 12.
#7 - kulamia (03/21/2014) [-]
Alright dude, he was taking your side in that bit. Calm down.
#19 - >Gets raided by police >Maintains his innocence and …  [+] (2 replies) 03/19/2014 on How to make Heisenberg Meth +48
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#23 - jewsburninindaoven (03/19/2014) [-]
You forgot step 1
>Be black
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#48 - AdamBaum (03/19/2014) [-]
>Implying police aren't pigs and won't bacon you because you're white

#53 - Well here is a test. Find a picture of a penis, look at it for…  [+] (1 reply) 03/19/2014 on All girls +1
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#54 - nustix (03/19/2014) [-]
Well if that's a test most people on funnyjunk would fail with the amount of futa in NSFW section
#49 - You should get yourself checked. You might be gay or trans wit…  [+] (3 replies) 03/19/2014 on All girls +1
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#50 - nustix (03/19/2014) [-]
Oh I was a bit over exegarating on the gay bit. They know I'm not and they are not the kind of girls who would want to do that. None of them wear make-up and they don't like shopping so I'm probably save. Also about the gay part I'm pretty sure I'm not.
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#53 - bjorntheberserk (03/19/2014) [-]
Well here is a test. Find a picture of a penis, look at it for about 2 minutes, if you have an urge to put it in your mouth or butt then you're gay. If not? You're still gay for having looked at a penis for 2 minutes.
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#54 - nustix (03/19/2014) [-]
Well if that's a test most people on funnyjunk would fail with the amount of futa in NSFW section
#35 - "How come guys don't understand us women? OMG it is like …  [+] (7 replies) 03/19/2014 on All girls +8
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#94 - Durp (03/19/2014) [-]
I'm an open and honest type of person. If I'm in a certain mood (happy, upset etc) I don't try and hide it or act differently because I know it's frustrating when people (girls and guys alike) do that.
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#48 - nustix (03/19/2014) [-]
I actually do understand most of them time what woman mean, to the point where they started to give me points for how feminen I was. I have the feeling some of them think I am gay.
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#49 - bjorntheberserk (03/19/2014) [-]
You should get yourself checked. You might be gay or trans without knowing it. You better watch out though women love trying to change men especially when they think you are gay. Get used to be introduced to other gay men.
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#50 - nustix (03/19/2014) [-]
Oh I was a bit over exegarating on the gay bit. They know I'm not and they are not the kind of girls who would want to do that. None of them wear make-up and they don't like shopping so I'm probably save. Also about the gay part I'm pretty sure I'm not.
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#53 - bjorntheberserk (03/19/2014) [-]
Well here is a test. Find a picture of a penis, look at it for about 2 minutes, if you have an urge to put it in your mouth or butt then you're gay. If not? You're still gay for having looked at a penis for 2 minutes.
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#54 - nustix (03/19/2014) [-]
Well if that's a test most people on funnyjunk would fail with the amount of futa in NSFW section
#38 - mastercolossus (03/19/2014) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled a random image posted in comment #894037 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** almost red thumbed you. then i realized it was a parody.