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bjornkrage

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Date Signed Up:3/05/2011
Last Login:7/01/2015
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Content Ranking:#2382
Comment Ranking:#51
Highest Content Rank:#2373
Highest Comment Rank:#50
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Comment Thumbs: 33168 total,  35691 ,  2523
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 93 Content: Srs Business → Level 94 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 12.9% (129/1000)
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Content Views:89819
Times Content Favorited:172 times
Total Comments Made:4554
FJ Points:26089
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latest user's comments

#10 - actually this is the world's biggest burger … 06/29/2015 on Biggest 0
#21 - **bjornkrage used "*roll picture*"** **bjornkrage rolled i… 06/29/2015 on But can she make Cheese Pizza? +4
#1 - Comment deleted 06/29/2015 on USB 0
#21 - **bjornkrage used "*roll picture*"** **bjornkrage rolled i…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on Whale watching. 0
#24 - fallenwtfever (06/29/2015) [-]
**fallenwtfever used "*roll picture*"**
**fallenwtfever rolled image** If only it was friday
#103 - no, but if you recorded any of your sessions and have it store…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Anon does the thing +25
#136 - Rascal (06/29/2015) [-]
...It counts as his own physical property. Therefore he is allowed to have a picture of it on his cellphone he just can not distribute it.
#142 - Rascal (06/29/2015) [-]
If the world made sense, yeah you'd be right.. Do a net search, for Nevada at least I couldn't take a picture of my dick until two years ago.

Like at all. A private picture OF YOU, taken BY YOU, only has to be found by a sitcom worthy chain of events to fuck you. No sending needed.
User avatar #118 - Zeigh (06/29/2015) [-]
This is very true, and very unfortunate.
#26 - Picture 06/28/2015 on waterboarding +4
#25 - area anomaly by dave gunie 06/28/2015 on waterboarding +1
#46 - that's a weird new artstyle you've got going on. But i like it… 06/28/2015 on PetSmart +1
#81 - nooope, that's still possession of child pornography. That's l…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Anon does the thing +28
User avatar #101 - azurepen (06/28/2015) [-]
I've been masturbating since I was 10ish.

Does that make me a pedo for jerking off a ten year old?
#165 - unaniwanimous (06/29/2015) [-]
You sick pedo fuck!
User avatar #103 - bjornkrage (06/28/2015) [-]
no, but if you recorded any of your sessions and have it stored anywhere, legally you're still in possession of child porn.
#136 - Rascal (06/29/2015) [-]
...It counts as his own physical property. Therefore he is allowed to have a picture of it on his cellphone he just can not distribute it.
#142 - Rascal (06/29/2015) [-]
If the world made sense, yeah you'd be right.. Do a net search, for Nevada at least I couldn't take a picture of my dick until two years ago.

Like at all. A private picture OF YOU, taken BY YOU, only has to be found by a sitcom worthy chain of events to fuck you. No sending needed.
User avatar #118 - Zeigh (06/29/2015) [-]
This is very true, and very unfortunate.
#2 - and she's back in her natural habitat 06/28/2015 on What did she Expect? 0

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User avatar #19 - neppy (04/19/2015) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
User avatar #18 to #18 - bjornkrage ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
buscemieveryday u r ****** perfect m8.

you're a flower. you're also a rainbow and a river. you are the manifestation of all perfection and i want to i don't ******* know. i want this to not sound gay, but you are ******* perfect, buscemieveryday.

ty for listening
User avatar #16 - murrlogic (02/21/2015) [-]
Kek la Kek
#14 - chintok (05/13/2014) [-]
Boku no chintok
User avatar #15 to #14 - bjornkrage ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
k.
#8 to #7 - hellscythe (10/28/2013) [-]
im tenryuu im not moe im scary
#10 to #9 - hellscythe (10/28/2013) [-]
ok ima kill you now
#11 to #10 - bjornkrage ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
come get me
come get me
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User avatar #5 to #4 - bjornkrage ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
**** you
User avatar #1 - RobotSox **User deleted account** (05/14/2011) [-]
Hiya! I can assure you I'm a very nice person!
Haha, and I'm real!
I don't have many people on fj as friend so there was no point trying to post anything!
I hope you can realise I'm not an asshole :)
xxx
User avatar #2 to #1 - bjornkrage ONLINE (05/14/2011) [-]
i really dont know why you had to leave that as a comment on my profile but whatever
User avatar #3 to #2 - RobotSox **User deleted account** (05/14/2011) [-]
I'm only trying to be kind :)
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