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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/Bjartur.Mouritsarson.Mort
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSvkzB_mTX-vcrP5tE
Steam Profile: bjartur1996
Consoles Owned: got 3 many 5 me
Video Games Played: mostly LoL
Interests: guitar, funnyjunk, internet, eating
Date Signed Up:7/23/2011
Location:Faroe Islands
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#10 - smegma  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2016 on Obama Keeps It Real +2
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#11 - totalnotito (05/09/2016) [-]
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#10 - jokexplain pls  [+] (8 new replies) 05/09/2016 on Jokes 0
#29 - anon (05/09/2016) [-]
c^2=a^2+b^2

the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of squires of the other two sides.

Pythagorean theorem.
#15 - grandzora (05/09/2016) [-]
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**grandzora rolled image**A squared + B squared = C squared.

Its literally the most basic thing you learn in like 7th grade math?
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#16 - paddypancake (05/09/2016) [-]
Well maaaaaybe he didn't have a problem with understanding the 7th grade math but rather had a problem with finding the reference. At least the picture you rolled reflects your maturity.
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#17 - Tafixados (05/09/2016) [-]
or he's not from a natively english-speaking country, and didn't learn math in english, hence doesn't know what the rule sounds like
#28 - grandzora (05/09/2016) [-]
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**grandzora rolled image**well with that reason, i feel bad
#27 - badgoodass (05/09/2016) [-]
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#13 - thediamondhack (05/09/2016) [-]
all soldiers were wasted so the squires fought instead.
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#12 - paddypancake (05/09/2016) [-]
"The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the two other sides"
#85 - Faroe Islands isn't denmark, I hate when people mix us up <… 05/02/2016 on Tales of Careers 5 [Amazon... 0
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#68 - amen (04/28/2016) [-]
damn. But thats denmark. You even get payed when you study, am i right? I considered to study there for my master degree, but its not easy to find a good uni when you dont know anything about them. Its even harder to research what are their requirements to apply/get to study there.
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#85 - bjartur (05/02/2016) [-]
Faroe Islands isn't denmark, I hate when people mix us up </3
but yeah we do, but we got high taxes tho

i dont know really
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#33 - bjartur (03/14/2014) [-]
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#32 - bjartur (03/13/2014) [-]
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#29 to #28 - bjartur (01/12/2014) [-]
sorry, I just got the knowledge of not flagging videogame gore
#30 to #29 - tehbestever (01/12/2014) [-]
don't flag **** that isn't real life gore or really disgusting cartoon porn

like, ,it's been stated before
#31 to #30 - bjartur (01/12/2014) [-]
I just became a mod, really sorry about that.
#27 - tehbestever (01/10/2014) [-]
Relog

Ask and ask and ask until you have a fluent understanding of flagging and you should be fine

good luck

www.funnyjunk.com/modboard/8688#8688
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#22 - faroebeats (03/18/2012) [-]
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#23 to #37 - bjartur (03/19/2012) [-]
Sup man :3
#14 - thefunnyside (02/14/2012) [-]
Hello. You seem like a nice guy.   
   
Allow me to introduce myself.    
   
I am Sonia, I live in Serbia (Europe) and I am 15. A pleasure.
Hello. You seem like a nice guy.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am Sonia, I live in Serbia (Europe) and I am 15. A pleasure.
#16 to #29 - bjartur (02/15/2012) [-]
Also europe :)

#15 to #29 - bjartur (02/15/2012) [-]
Nice to meet you i'm from faroe islands and i'm also 15 :D
#17 to #30 - thefunnyside (02/16/2012) [-]
Where are those Islands? I suck at Geography XP
#18 to #32 - bjartur (02/16/2012) [-]
these islands are between iceland and scotland (:
#19 to #33 - thefunnyside (02/16/2012) [-]
I see. How are you?
#20 to #34 - bjartur (02/16/2012) [-]
Good 'n' you :D
#21 to #35 - thefunnyside (02/16/2012) [-]
Good thanks!
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#11 to #22 - bjartur (12/11/2011) [-]
what ?
#8 - anon (11/22/2011) [-]
Hi asshole. Go suck a dick and die. ******* gay ass *****. Fatass bitch.... You like deleting my comments and block my IP address, huh?? Hahaha im your worst nightmare... You shouldnt start ******* with me F A G G O T!!!
#24 to #20 - bjartur (04/09/2012) [-]
ahh now i remember, you're that 12 year old faggot, aren't you ?
#13 to #20 - drulludanni (12/19/2011) [-]
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#12 to #20 - tattibojangles (12/15/2011) [-]
We got a bad ass over here.
#9 to #20 - bjartur (11/22/2011) [-]
who the **** are you ?