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#43 - bronyandproud **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 to #61 - bjams (04/05/2012) [-]
Ok, after seeing the cluster **** I helped create, I'm going to go through this in a bulleted list you will hopefully understand.

1. You did never actually say you were an athiest, but you did imply it by saying "gravity(which is scientific)". As, that is usually along the lines of what athiests say.

2. Your point that just because you said you didn't believe in "God" doesn't mean you don't believe in another god is not well thought out, because, even if they are called something else by that culture, they are still Gods.

3. The reason everyone voted you down isn't because of your beliefs (From what I've seen at least half of FJ shares them with you.). The reason is because of your unnecessary need to voice them. "God is on our side" is really just a saying, rather than actually thinking God is on your side.

4. I had no intention of mocking your beliefs. You can believe whatever you like, that is your right. I was simply informing you that you didn't need to be an asshole about it and state them in a place that did not call for it. The post was so we could admire that woman's lovely Chesticles, and that's what we should have done.

5. A true Brony would not be so mean and Intolerant, hold true to those values or don't use the name.

And there you are my good sir, if you still believe I am " ******* stupid" feel free to inform me why. Perhaps there is a flaw in my reasoning that I did not see. Gooday.
#45 to #62 - bronyandproud **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #42 - RedPurpleRain (12/27/2011) [-]
Have you watched the trailer for the Hunger Games?
User avatar #30 - RedPurpleRain (12/10/2011) [-]
You left a comment on my profile while my internet was off, then deleted it... So much curiosity.

Btw, I've finally gotten around to reading the Hunger Games. I'm about 1/3 of the way through the first one
User avatar #31 to #48 - bjams (12/10/2011) [-]
Oh, it was nothing, doesn't matter anymore. But anyways, do like the Hunger Games?
User avatar #32 to #49 - RedPurpleRain (12/11/2011) [-]
Are you sure?

Also, yes. It got my interest on, like, the first page. I usually have to go through at least one chapter for that. I couldn't finish it last night because I went out, though,
User avatar #33 to #50 - bjams (12/12/2011) [-]
Yeah, I'm sure, it was just a question about that girl, but it doesn't matter anymore.
User avatar #34 to #51 - RedPurpleRain (12/12/2011) [-]
But... I wanna know...
User avatar #36 to #52 - bjams (12/12/2011) [-]
Also, I think your awesome matchmaking skills are rubbing off on me:

User avatar #35 to #52 - bjams (12/12/2011) [-]
Well, she was going to her cousin's wedding, and she said she had a really cute dress and I was wondering if it was weird to ask for a picture. (Neither of us have a facebook for the record.)
User avatar #37 to #53 - RedPurpleRain (12/12/2011) [-]
Eeehhhh, I'd say no, probably, but it'd be simpler to just say, "I'm sure it looks great on you :)"

What did you end up doing?
User avatar #38 to #55 - bjams (12/12/2011) [-]
Not asking of course.
User avatar #39 to #56 - RedPurpleRain (12/12/2011) [-]
Safe choice, smart move. It might be construed as creepy, like, "I'm afraid of what you might do with this picture."

Eyep, matchmaking skills. I can make a match for anyone but myself. Gotta love it, bro.
User avatar #40 to #57 - bjams (12/12/2011) [-]
Yeah, people always ask me what she looks like, so I wanted a picture for that. Oh well.
User avatar #41 to #58 - RedPurpleRain (12/12/2011) [-]
I'm not worried at all what she looks like. Actually, it's been so long that you asked for help that I thought it was over.
User avatar #29 - ICanThePowerr (11/12/2011) [-]
Aww yea Hunger Games
User avatar #24 - RedPurpleRain (10/02/2011) [-]
Soooooooooo? How'd it go? please be good
User avatar #25 to #42 - bjams (10/02/2011) [-]
Weeeeeeell. It went okay. She didn't know many people there, so it was kinda awkward. (Except she met two of my best friends before, so that's kinda awesome.) My fears were not unfounded, my shyness came back out. I couldn't think of much to say, so neither of us even said anything a quarter of the time. OH, and my sister's boyfriend kept on putting love songs in the car, like an ASSHOLE! But it was pretty fun, she said she had a "blast", but I think she's just being nice. But overall, it was pretty good. But the "kiss idea wouldn't have been able to happen, even if I did have the balls, since she lives in a town 15 minutes away, we just handed her off to her mom at a gas station halfway there. Hell, I didn't even hold her hand, even though I tried, she thought I was offering to hold her water. :/ But that was all just the negative stuff, she liked my friends and family, and it was a good time.
User avatar #26 to #43 - RedPurpleRain (10/02/2011) [-]
I'm not surprised that it was weird with the whole not knowing people thing. That's to be expected. But shyness can be cute, so maybe you're fine in that area. But you really should find some stuff to talk about with her. Even if it's stupid stuff. Your sister's boyfriend: punch him in the dick. That's so not even cool, it probably just made her feel weird. But she might have actually had a blast. 15 minutes isn't even far... You could have driven her all the way. That hand thing: Mega Awkward. You should get points for how awkward that is. But are you gonna see her again?
User avatar #27 to #44 - bjams (10/03/2011) [-]
I don't know. I think we're pretty different, so I don't really know if I even want to take it as far as asking her out. FJ would tell me to drop her, so far I learned she likes Jersey Shore, and Twilight.
User avatar #28 to #45 - RedPurpleRain (10/03/2011) [-]
Aside from the differences, do you have common ground? Tell her to read the Hunger Games. My best friend likes that AND Twilight, so at least you can talk about that. Some people watch Jersey Shore just because of how stupid the people are, so it might not be that bad. Just talk to her about it. If nothing comes of it, at least you know you CAN get a girl to go out with you, and that I was totally right about that.
User avatar #23 - bjams (09/21/2011) [-]
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#19 - chrisakafamousanti **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #20 to #19 - bjams (09/10/2011) [-]
The kid from Zathura? Whoah.
#21 to #20 - chrisakafamousanti **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #22 to #21 - bjams (09/10/2011) [-]
Yeah, I thought that Kyle from Kyle XY would have made a good one, if you ever watched that show.

They picked a pretty good Haymitch, if he brings out a little Tallahassee in the role, he'll be pretty good.
User avatar #16 - JoeTheRooster (07/02/2011) [-]
**** yeah, Hunger Games.
User avatar #17 to #16 - bjams (07/02/2011) [-]
User avatar #15 - thekillah (06/08/2011) [-]
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User avatar #12 - DMRlacrosse (05/17/2011) [-]
just curoius, what did you think of the last hunger games book?
User avatar #13 to #12 - bjams (05/17/2011) [-]
I thought it was good, what did you think?
User avatar #14 to #13 - DMRlacrosse (05/18/2011) [-]
i liked the first the most, the second was good too, but then i started reading the third and it wasnt what i expected, a lttle slow..i think i got to the part where they were filming the city being bombed or whatever and then i just stopped
#11 - anon (05/13/2011) [-]
i friggin love the hunger games
#9 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #10 to #9 - bjams (05/06/2011) [-]
Team Peeta, bitch.

I won!
#7 - stalkinyermom **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#8 to #7 - bjams (03/29/2011) [-]
Yer Damn RIGHT!
User avatar #5 - allamericangirl (03/24/2011) [-]
ii just got on to say that i love ur icon. hunger games FTW
User avatar #6 to #5 - bjams (03/24/2011) [-]
User avatar #1 - nomable (03/13/2011) [-]
Love the icon :)
Hunger Games FTW ^_^
User avatar #4 to #1 - luvhowuthinkurcute (03/23/2011) [-]
totally agreeing here (and yes i am aware i spelled that wrong)
User avatar #2 to #1 - bjams (03/13/2011) [-]
Yes, Indeed.
User avatar #3 to #2 - nomable (03/13/2011) [-]
Haha, have a good one :)
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