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bizzar

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Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
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#19 - What!? there`s a Samurai Jack adult swim reboot coming  [+] (1 reply) 07/01/2016 on They grow up so fast.... +15
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#45 - mrsiggesu (07/01/2016) [-]
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#33 - Canadian moose sounds like real assholes, here in Norway they`…  [+] (2 replies) 03/26/2016 on Canadian Hospitality +1
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#41 - iwillrulenorway (03/26/2016) [-]
Bullshit, I have personally been attacked when I was at a friends cabin in Eitland, they wont hunt you, but if you come across one one accident when hiking they will charge you and kick you.

we were lucky though, after the first charge we jumped in our canoe and got the fuck out of there.

that said, I've never heard of a moose attacking someone's car in Norway, that might be a more canadian moose thing.
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#60 - bizzar (03/27/2016) [-]
Det er sant, to tilfeller hvor jeg har vært rundt 5m fra en elg. Første gang var jeg på vei hjem fra en kompis, gikk mens jeg så på telefonen og hørte på musikk. Så ser jeg opp og der er det en elg som småspring ifra meg. Andre gang var jeg på vei til butikken og møtte ei elgku stående midt i andre kjørefeltet, stoppet opp ved den og så at den hadde en kalv i en hage på dens side av veien. Og der satt jeg med nødblinken på og sørget ingen kom til å kollidere med den siden veien var så small og hadde ingen gatelys.
#25 - Only thought(95% of cases) they were dangerous when you got be…  [+] (5 replies) 03/26/2016 on Canadian Hospitality 0
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#108 - dawiebe (03/27/2016) [-]
They're very territorial, so it could just be walking on there territory, and they get especially crazy during mating season.
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#26 - chikibriki (03/26/2016) [-]
nah mate, moose do not give a flying fuck, and they are batshit crazy. they will fuck up a car for the sole reason that the car exists

go read "guts" by gary paulsen, it's mentioned how batshit crazy moose can be
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#33 - bizzar (03/26/2016) [-]
Canadian moose sounds like real assholes, here in Norway they`re the most likely wild animal to see in your backyard and I`ve never heard any ever being attacked, even I have had two close encounters with moose
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#41 - iwillrulenorway (03/26/2016) [-]
Bullshit, I have personally been attacked when I was at a friends cabin in Eitland, they wont hunt you, but if you come across one one accident when hiking they will charge you and kick you.

we were lucky though, after the first charge we jumped in our canoe and got the fuck out of there.

that said, I've never heard of a moose attacking someone's car in Norway, that might be a more canadian moose thing.
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#60 - bizzar (03/27/2016) [-]
Det er sant, to tilfeller hvor jeg har vært rundt 5m fra en elg. Første gang var jeg på vei hjem fra en kompis, gikk mens jeg så på telefonen og hørte på musikk. Så ser jeg opp og der er det en elg som småspring ifra meg. Andre gang var jeg på vei til butikken og møtte ei elgku stående midt i andre kjørefeltet, stoppet opp ved den og så at den hadde en kalv i en hage på dens side av veien. Og der satt jeg med nødblinken på og sørget ingen kom til å kollidere med den siden veien var så small og hadde ingen gatelys.
#22 - Wow, is it normal for moose in Canada to be this aggressive?  [+] (11 replies) 03/26/2016 on Canadian Hospitality +6
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#56 - fiveblackmen (03/27/2016) [-]
Moose are just aggressive, especially the ones that have never lived near a town or city. They are very territorial.
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#23 - dawiebe (03/26/2016) [-]
They're the most deadly animal in Canada, so yes, very much so.
#39 - conwadconwad (03/26/2016) [-]
If you live north enough polar bears are pretty fucking scary. One of the first things we tell visitors is that normal bear rules do not apply to them and that they will actively pursue you with the intention of eating you.
#121 - anon (03/27/2016) [-]
In Churchill manitoba it's illegal to lock your car door, so people have more places to hide when they see a polar bear
#148 - conwadconwad (03/27/2016) [-]
Isn't Churchill literally right in the middle of a polar bear migration route?
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#25 - bizzar (03/26/2016) [-]
Only thought(95% of cases) they were dangerous when you got between a mother and its calf
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#108 - dawiebe (03/27/2016) [-]
They're very territorial, so it could just be walking on there territory, and they get especially crazy during mating season.
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#26 - chikibriki (03/26/2016) [-]
nah mate, moose do not give a flying fuck, and they are batshit crazy. they will fuck up a car for the sole reason that the car exists

go read "guts" by gary paulsen, it's mentioned how batshit crazy moose can be
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#33 - bizzar (03/26/2016) [-]
Canadian moose sounds like real assholes, here in Norway they`re the most likely wild animal to see in your backyard and I`ve never heard any ever being attacked, even I have had two close encounters with moose
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#41 - iwillrulenorway (03/26/2016) [-]
Bullshit, I have personally been attacked when I was at a friends cabin in Eitland, they wont hunt you, but if you come across one one accident when hiking they will charge you and kick you.

we were lucky though, after the first charge we jumped in our canoe and got the fuck out of there.

that said, I've never heard of a moose attacking someone's car in Norway, that might be a more canadian moose thing.
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#60 - bizzar (03/27/2016) [-]
Det er sant, to tilfeller hvor jeg har vært rundt 5m fra en elg. Første gang var jeg på vei hjem fra en kompis, gikk mens jeg så på telefonen og hørte på musikk. Så ser jeg opp og der er det en elg som småspring ifra meg. Andre gang var jeg på vei til butikken og møtte ei elgku stående midt i andre kjørefeltet, stoppet opp ved den og så at den hadde en kalv i en hage på dens side av veien. Og der satt jeg med nødblinken på og sørget ingen kom til å kollidere med den siden veien var så small og hadde ingen gatelys.