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Date Signed Up:12/03/2011
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My name is Anya, I'm 24 years young and I'm currently working as an English language instructor for an elementary school in Osaka Japan. Before anyone asks my life is nothing like an anime, except for the school girls. Everything you've heard is real.

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#355 - they are mostly for festivals which you dress very traditional… 7 hours ago on Japanese Etiquette 0
#352 - to keep your feet and socks from getting covered in dust or dirt  [+] (3 new replies) 7 hours ago on Japanese Etiquette 0
#368 - devout feminist (4 hours ago) [-]
Also to walk in them, if it were just a flat piece of wood without the blocks underneath walking in those would be a horror since it's not flexable
User avatar #354 - hhanako (7 hours ago) [-]
then why not just wear shoes?
User avatar #355 - bizengaust (7 hours ago) [-]
they are mostly for festivals which you dress very traditional or geisha who also do the same. Tabi socks can be very expensive so you don't want them to get dirty, especially sink ones which are bitch to wash
#351 - It is pretty hard. I'm probably the only Russian in the world …  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Japanese Etiquette 0
#362 - mountaintroll (6 hours ago) [-]
I read that in a Russian accent.
#872 - I don't so much anymore. That's just what happens when you gro…  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Feels thread, open your hearts +1
User avatar #890 - infinitereaper (7 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty strange, I mean, America is literally the nation of immigrants. I think as more time passes the more normal it will be for people from all places to get along. Hopefully.
#853 - It was the suburbs of chicago, the whitest of white kind. I've…  [+] (3 new replies) 7 hours ago on Feels thread, open your hearts +2
User avatar #855 - infinitereaper (7 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, well don't take it so hard. Chicago is like one of the crappiest cities in America.
User avatar #872 - bizengaust (7 hours ago) [-]
I don't so much anymore. That's just what happens when you grow up in a place where your only surrounded by one type of person. The concept of someone new and different can be very shocking. We have places in Russia like that to.
User avatar #890 - infinitereaper (7 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty strange, I mean, America is literally the nation of immigrants. I think as more time passes the more normal it will be for people from all places to get along. Hopefully.
#338 - Very few have dorms yes which is why many students save for an… 7 hours ago on Japanese Etiquette 0
#788 - Age: 24 Sex: Female Location : Osaka Japan Wh…  [+] (5 new replies) 7 hours ago on Feels thread, open your hearts +3
#846 - infinitereaper (7 hours ago) [-]
Not sure where you lived, or how long ago it was, but lots of people love Russians and their crazy antics. I know I do.
#853 - bizengaust (7 hours ago) [-]
It was the suburbs of chicago, the whitest of white kind. I've since learned that these people grew up in a sheltered environment and that I shouldn't hold it against them. Also dat pushup....
User avatar #855 - infinitereaper (7 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, well don't take it so hard. Chicago is like one of the crappiest cities in America.
User avatar #872 - bizengaust (7 hours ago) [-]
I don't so much anymore. That's just what happens when you grow up in a place where your only surrounded by one type of person. The concept of someone new and different can be very shocking. We have places in Russia like that to.
User avatar #890 - infinitereaper (7 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty strange, I mean, America is literally the nation of immigrants. I think as more time passes the more normal it will be for people from all places to get along. Hopefully.
#754 - Just remember no matter what....you'll always be my nigga 8 hours ago on Feels thread, open your hearts +8
#325 - I just never could gain a taste from it. Curry bread on the ot…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on Japanese Etiquette 0
User avatar #333 - elcreepo (8 hours ago) [-]
I've heard melon bread is good, don't know about curry bread.

I want to go to Japan someday, study abroad in tokeyo university for a semester or two, but I can't afford the costs of living there, as far as I know Japanese colleges don't typically have dorms, maybe they do but only for special instances at a pretty big price. I've studied Japanese culture and I know I can afford the tuition and get in (on a whim in high school I took the entrance exam online and made it in) to the PEAK program. But again... an apartment plus food charges and the ticket would be too much.

It might just be a vacation destination. Which would be nice since I do want to go to Okinawa and visit the shinto shrine that's on one of the yen notes...
User avatar #338 - bizengaust (7 hours ago) [-]
Very few have dorms yes which is why many students save for an apartment or simply stay with their families. living with your family is actually very normal Staying in a host home is also an option if you travel abroad
#312 - I can't stand the taste of it. Its like refried beans with suger.....  [+] (4 new replies) 8 hours ago on Japanese Etiquette 0
User avatar #314 - elcreepo (8 hours ago) [-]
Well I suppose it does take some getting used to.

I used to get it every so often as a little kid when my father would come back from Japan on a business trip, because he saw little kids enjoying it and thought of me once, and for some reason I just loved it.
User avatar #325 - bizengaust (8 hours ago) [-]
I just never could gain a taste from it. Curry bread on the other hand, that stuff is the shit. I could seriously live the rest of my life on curry and curry breads. Melon bread is also orgasmic
User avatar #333 - elcreepo (8 hours ago) [-]
I've heard melon bread is good, don't know about curry bread.

I want to go to Japan someday, study abroad in tokeyo university for a semester or two, but I can't afford the costs of living there, as far as I know Japanese colleges don't typically have dorms, maybe they do but only for special instances at a pretty big price. I've studied Japanese culture and I know I can afford the tuition and get in (on a whim in high school I took the entrance exam online and made it in) to the PEAK program. But again... an apartment plus food charges and the ticket would be too much.

It might just be a vacation destination. Which would be nice since I do want to go to Okinawa and visit the shinto shrine that's on one of the yen notes...
User avatar #338 - bizengaust (7 hours ago) [-]
Very few have dorms yes which is why many students save for an apartment or simply stay with their families. living with your family is actually very normal Staying in a host home is also an option if you travel abroad

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User avatar #29 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Really love your comps, randompersonontheinternet

Just wanted to say that. Yea.

Based on your comps I'd be pretty much fucked in japan because they seem to be the fucking opposite of germany.
#30 to #29 - bizengaust (07/22/2014) [-]
Yes they are very different. You're from Germany? I spent a summer going around there when I was out of college. I went around Munich and Berlin. It was very lovely  also I love you're beer halls
Yes they are very different. You're from Germany? I spent a summer going around there when I was out of college. I went around Munich and Berlin. It was very lovely also I love you're beer halls
User avatar #31 to #30 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
My family is from denmark, although I can't speak a single word danish and was there only once last year, but yea, I'm from germany, bavaria to be exact (If anyone tells you anything about beer and he isn't born in bavaria, chances are he's lying)
User avatar #32 to #31 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
You shouldve gone to cologne, THAT is a great city. In my opinion anyways.
User avatar #28 - xombiemike (07/19/2014) [-]
I think your life might be my wife's dream.
#25 - devout feminist (07/15/2014) [-]
こんにちは, random Japan-interested anon here. I really liked you're comps about Japan and I was wondering about something. When I went to Osaka 2 years ago, I was really shocked that there were hardly any free wi-fi spots anywhere (which doubled when I found out there weren't any at McDonalds or Starbucks either). Did you have a similar reaction when you first moved to Japan?

P.S. Could you include vending machines in a future comp? I'm still a little confused as to why they seemed to have one at every block.
#27 to #25 - bizengaust (07/15/2014) [-]
I was at first yes, especially in the cities where you'd think it would be all over the place. The reason for this though is because they have special wi fi cafes where people can go and use computers or a wi fi connection. They are pretty much cyber cafes. They also have book shops like this to. I plan on working the weird vending machines into a comp in the future. I just want to get enough photos of them together first.
#26 to #25 - devout feminist (07/15/2014) [-]
you're*
User avatar #23 - shinigamizak (07/04/2014) [-]
Hey! I just wanna say thanks for all the comps about Japan and daily life there. I'm very intersted in japanese culture and it's really interesting to hear from someone who lives there about it all! I'm looking forward to the next
#24 to #23 - bizengaust (07/06/2014) [-]
You're very very welcome. I hope to keep doing more in the future. So far I have two comps lined up and a few mini comps after  useful phrases and Q&A  Thanks for the support!!!
You're very very welcome. I hope to keep doing more in the future. So far I have two comps lined up and a few mini comps after useful phrases and Q&A Thanks for the support!!!
#22 - wingates (06/30/2014) [-]
a return token of our fiendship, my favorite gif)
a return token of our fiendship, my favorite gif)
User avatar #17 - krizz (06/26/2014) [-]
oy my m8 is in Osaka

what kind of subjects do you teach, and for what age gap of students?
#18 to #17 - bizengaust (06/27/2014) [-]
I teach elementary which is ages six through twelve. I also tutor Junior and high school from time to time
I teach elementary which is ages six through twelve. I also tutor Junior and high school from time to time
User avatar #21 to #18 - krizz (06/27/2014) [-]
oh

nvm then :|
#15 - devout feminist (06/26/2014) [-]
I guess you watch anime as well? Loved the Myths and facts about Japan btw. Have this russian dub opening as a way of thanks for that post!! Neon Genesis Evangelion / OP (Nika Lenina Russian TV Version)
User avatar #16 to #15 - accidented (06/26/2014) [-]
annnnd I forgot to log in, so here have another song lol

Spice and Wolf / OP №1 (Nika Lenina & Ancord Russian Version)
#19 to #16 - bizengaust (06/27/2014) [-]
I will officially be downloading that song onto my Ipod. I do know some anime but not a lot I have a very limited knowledge but my students make sure to teach me what is popular. I read a lot of manga though when I was learning about Japanese culture in college though. Kaori Yuki is my favorite mangaka of all time. she did the Count Cain saga,Godchild,Angel Sanctuary,ect.
User avatar #20 to #19 - accidented (06/27/2014) [-]
Unfortunately I do less manga and more anime. Glad you enjoy'd some of NLenina's song. She does lots of opening covers, feel free to check out any other stuff. Thanks for the wonderful facts again! Will you do a part 2?
#13 - crbacon (06/26/2014) [-]
Thank you thank you thank you!!! <3
#14 to #13 - bizengaust (06/26/2014) [-]
your very very welcome ^_^
your very very welcome ^_^
#4 - elricbrostwo (06/19/2014) [-]
haha, I've been taking the Rosetta Stone course. Do they assume all white Americans that learn the language are weeaboos? I heard they look down on you for that.
#5 to #4 - bizengaust (06/20/2014) [-]
They can if you make it obvious that's why your there. Even if you do like anime you have to be very modest about it. It would be like going to England and assuming everyone likes doctor who as much as you do.
They can if you make it obvious that's why your there. Even if you do like anime you have to be very modest about it. It would be like going to England and assuming everyone likes doctor who as much as you do.
#7 to #6 - bizengaust (06/22/2014) [-]
Sore wa chodo orokada.... (That's just silly)  please enjoy some Mr. Sparkle
Sore wa chodo orokada.... (That's just silly) please enjoy some Mr. Sparkle
#8 to #7 - elricbros (06/22/2014) [-]
All I fucking at this point is some pronouns and nouns   
shit
All I fucking at this point is some pronouns and nouns
shit
User avatar #9 to #8 - bizengaust (06/22/2014) [-]
Japanese takes a lot of practice and patience. It took me a long time to lean and it was only when I came here to teach that it started to stick to my speech.
User avatar #10 to #9 - elricbros (06/22/2014) [-]
yeah, what program did you go through to become a teacher?
User avatar #11 to #10 - bizengaust (06/22/2014) [-]
I came through Amity which is a really good one. I stayed with them until I got the certification to teach at the school I'm at in Osaka now.
User avatar #12 to #11 - elricbros (06/23/2014) [-]
Is the pay good?
Do they like white people?
User avatar #2 - spacesword (06/18/2014) [-]
Why did you take down your content about Japan? I wanted more.
User avatar #3 to #2 - bizengaust (06/18/2014) [-]
It will be explained in my next comp, which I'm actually about to post. Don't worry I will be making more.
#1 - torchrose (02/28/2012) [-]
So how about losing that profile-comments virginity?
So how about losing that profile-comments virginity?
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