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#3391 - captainspankmonkey (01/12/2013) [-]

It has been
Two
Damn
Years.
#3413 to #3412 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
Dat baby crap? 						*****					, I be readin' Dr. Seuss.   
   
Oh...Gears of Steriods.
Dat baby crap? ***** , I be readin' Dr. Seuss.

Oh...Gears of Steriods.
#3414 to #3413 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
I bet you have a sick fetish for cats with hats or eating eggs and ham in a box with a fox.    
/judging you.   
   
2hardcoregaming4u?
I bet you have a sick fetish for cats with hats or eating eggs and ham in a box with a fox.
/judging you.

2hardcoregaming4u?
#3415 to #3414 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
That and I also enjoy his WW2 comics.
/Inb4NaziFetish

Sorry, just not interested in hiding behind walls, playing turn base shooteachotherinthenuts.
#3416 to #3415 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
Dats forbidden love capt.   
   
Hey!   
Wosh   
Woah   
Hey....   
You forgot about the blood.
Dats forbidden love capt.

Hey!
Wosh
Woah
Hey....
You forgot about the blood.
#3417 to #3416 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
**** the rules, I am CaptainSpankMonkey.

Isn't it almost always Alien blood? Does that even count?
#3418 to #3417 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
I...........yeah i can neva bet dat logic.   
   
No....they have dirt blood!
I...........yeah i can neva bet dat logic.

No....they have dirt blood!
#3419 to #3418 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
You better.

So they are Middle Eastern people?
#3420 to #3419 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
Of course.

Pretty much.
#3421 to #3420 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
Now this is sounding like Call of Duty, with Middle Eastern Aliens.
#3422 to #3421 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
Insert a few zombies and you have yourself the new CoD gme lel
#3423 to #3422 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
Now you sound like a game developer.
#3424 to #3423 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
I made a game once....ended with being sued by pacman and hsi wife ;_;
#3426 to #3425 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
They didnt even give me a cherry in teh end.
#3427 to #3426 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
What do you expect from two yellow balls who eat balls?
User avatar #3428 to #3427 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
To get fat and die
#3392 to #3391 - asuka (02/08/2013) [-]
Here i thought i was only that still remember that old bastard.
#3393 to #3392 - captainspankmonkey (02/08/2013) [-]
He was a good man.
And I remember a time when we ****** with you a lot of times.
Such good times and Jolly Cooperation.
#3394 to #3393 - asuka (02/08/2013) [-]
Yeah i remember those times. I did say that id get you two back one day.
Still waiting for that chance someday.
#3395 to #3394 - captainspankmonkey (02/09/2013) [-]
The chances of that are slim as hell, you know?
#3396 to #3395 - asuka (02/09/2013) [-]
Neva doubt my logic capt,
because my logic consists of nothing
#3397 to #3396 - captainspankmonkey (02/12/2013) [-]
Because we all know your logic is so superb.
#3398 to #3397 - asuka (02/12/2013) [-]
It will get me laid someday,
you'll all see!
#3399 to #3398 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
We all know the fact that you are a ladies man
#3400 to #3399 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
Dont thank me, tahnk the power of money capt
Dont thank me, tahnk the power of money capt
#3401 to #3400 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
So by ladies, you mean prostitutes?
I hope you brought a condom.
#3402 to #3401 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
Who needs a condom when u have a costume!
Who needs a condom when u have a costume!
#3403 to #3402 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
Depends on the costume.
If it is something non-sexual and probably pop cultural related, you are probably going to find a nice, fat, fan girl at a nearby convention.
And if I recall, you live somewhere with tornados.
#3404 to #3403 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
Spiderman, cant go wrong with a red/blue manic.

Tornadoes are for betafags. Im alpha and live near hurricanes.
#3405 to #3404 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
I have a feeling that more men will find that amusing, especially me.   
   
Alpha and Beta...DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THOSE POOR DELTA'S!?   
Oh wait, they suck. So do hurricanes.
I have a feeling that more men will find that amusing, especially me.

Alpha and Beta...DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THOSE POOR DELTA'S!?
Oh wait, they suck. So do hurricanes.
#3406 to #3405 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
Well amusing is better than aorusing them.

Delta ded capt, havent u played GoW3?

#3407 to #3406 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
I think quite the opposite, my friend.

I have avoided the GoW series for a while, considering that it just seems retarded. Story wise that is.
#3408 to #3407 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
Ill tell them i support Obama, dat will make evaone avoid me!   
   
But Dom dies.
Ill tell them i support Obama, dat will make evaone avoid me!

But Dom dies.
#3409 to #3408 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
And for a split second, you use logic.

Wut?
#3410 to #3409 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
I learned it from a The Little Train That Could.
Da mexican, he dies.
#3411 to #3410 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
And the logic has been lost. Goodbye split-second logic.

.....Wut?!
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