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Video Games Played: Killingfloor, GTA series, Halo series, CoD 3-5(rest suck), HL1 and 2, Counterstrike series, GMod, Most source mods, more recently: APB:R and whatever else on steam
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#30 - yeah exactly, I was hung up and beat for serveral hours. …  [+] (12 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Who am I? 0
User avatar #31 - nadam (07/15/2014) [-]
How do you know the teacher didn't correct him verbally?

Unless you absolutely intense bodylove it up at that age, you'll still probably get a stamp or a sticker.
User avatar #32 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
yeah but your like "Yeah lets not correct kids at all, quit bein edgy durr durr durr"
User avatar #33 - nadam (07/15/2014) [-]
Okay bud.
User avatar #34 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
alright ponyfag
User avatar #35 - nadam (07/15/2014) [-]
The anon I responded to acted like it will literally make the kid retarded, so whatever.

Nice epic may-may username, by the way.
User avatar #36 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
Well Im not that anon, horsef.ucker
User avatar #37 - nadam (07/15/2014) [-]
Just putting my first comment into perspective.
User avatar #38 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
horsef.ucker
User avatar #39 - nadam (07/15/2014) [-]
Ouch.

your gonna leave a cut with that sharp wit.
#40 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
Sure thing, horsef.ucker
User avatar #42 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
I thought the "argument" was over, horsef.ucker
#21 - ebin buzzword 07/15/2014 on more edgy than something 0
#83 - most tumbtards are using macs 07/15/2014 on I'm sure someone will try it +12
#30 - c'est le meme 07/15/2014 on Memes in General +9
#26 - Thats great  [+] (14 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Who am I? 0
User avatar #28 - nadam (07/15/2014) [-]
So you never said anything stupid as a kid to have you're parents shrug it off as cute and innocent?
They immediately spanked you and told you that if you don't cut the digestive end product you will literally cause humanity's decline.
User avatar #30 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
yeah exactly, I was hung up and beat for serveral hours.


No, you dick, I was politely corrected by my parents and teachers after making a mistake. Not patted on the head while they all go "Good job! You did great buddy! Do it again and we'll praise you again!"
User avatar #31 - nadam (07/15/2014) [-]
How do you know the teacher didn't correct him verbally?

Unless you absolutely intense bodylove it up at that age, you'll still probably get a stamp or a sticker.
User avatar #32 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
yeah but your like "Yeah lets not correct kids at all, quit bein edgy durr durr durr"
User avatar #33 - nadam (07/15/2014) [-]
Okay bud.
User avatar #34 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
alright ponyfag
User avatar #35 - nadam (07/15/2014) [-]
The anon I responded to acted like it will literally make the kid retarded, so whatever.

Nice epic may-may username, by the way.
User avatar #36 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
Well Im not that anon, horsef.ucker
User avatar #37 - nadam (07/15/2014) [-]
Just putting my first comment into perspective.
User avatar #38 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
horsef.ucker
User avatar #39 - nadam (07/15/2014) [-]
Ouch.

your gonna leave a cut with that sharp wit.
#40 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
Sure thing, horsef.ucker
User avatar #42 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
I thought the "argument" was over, horsef.ucker
#23 - yeah lets let kids be retards. thats fine too  [+] (16 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Who am I? 0
User avatar #25 - nadam (07/15/2014) [-]
That's totally what I was saying.
#26 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
Thats great
User avatar #28 - nadam (07/15/2014) [-]
So you never said anything stupid as a kid to have you're parents shrug it off as cute and innocent?
They immediately spanked you and told you that if you don't cut the digestive end product you will literally cause humanity's decline.
User avatar #30 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
yeah exactly, I was hung up and beat for serveral hours.


No, you dick, I was politely corrected by my parents and teachers after making a mistake. Not patted on the head while they all go "Good job! You did great buddy! Do it again and we'll praise you again!"
User avatar #31 - nadam (07/15/2014) [-]
How do you know the teacher didn't correct him verbally?

Unless you absolutely intense bodylove it up at that age, you'll still probably get a stamp or a sticker.
User avatar #32 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
yeah but your like "Yeah lets not correct kids at all, quit bein edgy durr durr durr"
User avatar #33 - nadam (07/15/2014) [-]
Okay bud.
User avatar #34 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
alright ponyfag
User avatar #35 - nadam (07/15/2014) [-]
The anon I responded to acted like it will literally make the kid retarded, so whatever.

Nice epic may-may username, by the way.
User avatar #36 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
Well Im not that anon, horsef.ucker
User avatar #37 - nadam (07/15/2014) [-]
Just putting my first comment into perspective.
User avatar #38 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
horsef.ucker
User avatar #39 - nadam (07/15/2014) [-]
Ouch.

your gonna leave a cut with that sharp wit.
#40 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
Sure thing, horsef.ucker
User avatar #42 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
I thought the "argument" was over, horsef.ucker
#22 - Picture 07/15/2014 on Who am I? 0
#51 - reddit is so s.hit 07/15/2014 on MRW people ask me to visit... 0
#112 - HONK HONK 07/15/2014 on Chen is rape culture 0
#47 - but do you look like a not so good lady? 07/15/2014 on MRW people ask me to visit... 0
#46 - MRW?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on MRW people ask me to visit... 0
#50 - Womens Study Major (07/15/2014) [-]
My Reaction When, some fagotry form of say MFW which is used in reddit
User avatar #51 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
reddit is so s.hit
#192 - its a fetish apparently 07/15/2014 on we need to talk son 0
#37 - "grammer" 07/15/2014 on Q-SPARTA 0
#33 - Thats not how that works 07/15/2014 on Wonderful Day 0
#42 - I like it because it's anti SJW!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on I have no son +11
User avatar #43 - darthblam (07/15/2014) [-]
What's SJW?
User avatar #46 - norkas (07/15/2014) [-]
social justice warrior
#103 - Because I HEARD it was on Max Payne 3's engine. Which has a p…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on Not the best games 0
User avatar #104 - assdoreponyfucker (07/15/2014) [-]
meh, don't let that tell anything for you. as long as it has a big modding community i'll play it
#14 - Its mating season, dude  [+] (6 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Ok Buddy Man +19
User avatar #25 - mitdwit (07/15/2014) [-]
It's wabbit season, amigo.
User avatar #78 - hellomynameisbill (07/15/2014) [-]
I ain't you're amigo, compadre
#22 - hearthofsin (07/15/2014) [-]
guys you're stupid.. #grammarnazi
#65 - chiefbonebiter (07/15/2014) [-]
digestive end producthead my big tittied mommy filters "you're" as "your" and vice versa. its not their fault
you shouldn't be not so good ladyin' about it
#66 - chiefbonebiter (07/15/2014) [-]
how to english
#45 - narhar (07/15/2014) [-]
But, but, you missed a comma
#70 - The car pimping kept me entertained for years after I be…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Not the best games 0
User avatar #76 - fuzzyballs (07/14/2014) [-]
apart from muscle cars and classic cars, the "pimping" isn't that great
some sidesteps for an SUV, no more liveries unless you buy one of the vehicles that can only be painted in liveries

I was going to get a sabre turbo and put flames on it, but I couldn't, and you can't even increase top speed, only brakes and acceleration can be increased, so my sabre sucks in online races
#14 - >go on killing spree in villages >kill count: 10 and…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on FUS RO +6
User avatar #59 - dehnoobshow (07/15/2014) [-]
>Go to Whiterun
>Meadery guy insults you after the Thieves mission.
>Get pissed
>Decide to try to murder him.
>Kill count: 20. Mostly Guards.
Damn invulnerable NPCs.
#68 - Oh wait, you mean Watch Dogs. Yeah it was very mediocre  [+] (10 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Not the best games 0
User avatar #69 - fuzzyballs (07/14/2014) [-]
GTA V is just like GTA IV, after you finish the story mode, there's nothing left to do (because I do most of the side missions in between story missions anyways)

their more serious HD universe isn't close to being as fun as san andreas was, they don't even try to make good jokes anymore
#75 - theydontlikeu (07/14/2014) [-]
its called online bro, and its awesome.
User avatar #77 - fuzzyballs (07/14/2014) [-]
online isn't that great unless your playing with friends

go into free roam? get shot by everyone
do a job? go there, kill that, finish
do a race? get put against players with pimped out cars and never win the turbo upgrade unless you race against a total digestive end productbird like my brother in law
do a deathmatch? get shot by guys with better guns, you don't stand a chance unless you get to level 60 doing boring jobs
#78 - theydontlikeu (07/14/2014) [-]
well, if you suck yeah, but as soon as i picked up gta online i whooped ass from the start, won deathmatches like a baws, not so much races but when you'ree up against 16 people you'ree not going for first anyway, and i own the douches in free mode, and also meet plenty of people who i became friends with and play with all the time,

tl;dr dont blame the game, blame the player
User avatar #82 - fuzzyballs (07/14/2014) [-]
wow, look at you, being an internet tough guy
I bet you get all the girls with the fancy talk
#85 - theydontlikeu (07/14/2014) [-]
lol you'ree a fag, i was just saying its not for everybody, but you got sooo butthurt so all i can really do is laugh at you now. dont be such a not so good lady
User avatar #87 - fuzzyballs (07/14/2014) [-]
that's great buddy
#89 - theydontlikeu (07/14/2014) [-]
sucks to be you
User avatar #70 - bitchplzzz (07/14/2014) [-]
The car pimping kept me entertained for years after I beat SA's story, seeing as IV didn't have that and V does, will I enjoy it? I like the look of Online as well
User avatar #76 - fuzzyballs (07/14/2014) [-]
apart from muscle cars and classic cars, the "pimping" isn't that great
some sidesteps for an SUV, no more liveries unless you buy one of the vehicles that can only be painted in liveries

I was going to get a sabre turbo and put flames on it, but I couldn't, and you can't even increase top speed, only brakes and acceleration can be increased, so my sabre sucks in online races
#66 - Comment deleted 07/14/2014 on Not the best games 0
#39 - F U C K! I hate kids online. Seriously, dont type and especia… 07/14/2014 on The Most Annoying Gamers On... 0
#51 - heh heh heh .. heheheheheheh!! HAHAHAHAAHAHA… 07/14/2014 on Some Random facts 0
#21 - **bitchplzzz rolled image ** 07/14/2014 on Charlie Sheen's regular day 0
#63 - Ehhh Watch Dogs was alright. Glad I pirated it though, very d…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Not the best games -3
User avatar #97 - assdoreponyfucker (07/14/2014) [-]
what makes you think that the gta v port will be any better i'm still preordering it
User avatar #103 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
Because I HEARD it was on Max Payne 3's engine. Which has a perfect PC version. Also Im hoping that they're tring to make up for GTA IV's bad PC release by making this one exceptionally good
User avatar #104 - assdoreponyfucker (07/15/2014) [-]
meh, don't let that tell anything for you. as long as it has a big modding community i'll play it
User avatar #65 - fuzzyballs (07/14/2014) [-]
I didn't even get past half of it, and if I did it was even worse than I thought it was

people were expecting too much and they got assassins creed with a built-in cheating device + guns

the driving was terrible for a 2014 game by a major company
User avatar #68 - bitchplzzz (07/14/2014) [-]
Oh wait, you mean Watch Dogs. Yeah it was very mediocre
User avatar #69 - fuzzyballs (07/14/2014) [-]
GTA V is just like GTA IV, after you finish the story mode, there's nothing left to do (because I do most of the side missions in between story missions anyways)

their more serious HD universe isn't close to being as fun as san andreas was, they don't even try to make good jokes anymore
#75 - theydontlikeu (07/14/2014) [-]
its called online bro, and its awesome.
User avatar #77 - fuzzyballs (07/14/2014) [-]
online isn't that great unless your playing with friends

go into free roam? get shot by everyone
do a job? go there, kill that, finish
do a race? get put against players with pimped out cars and never win the turbo upgrade unless you race against a total digestive end productbird like my brother in law
do a deathmatch? get shot by guys with better guns, you don't stand a chance unless you get to level 60 doing boring jobs
#78 - theydontlikeu (07/14/2014) [-]
well, if you suck yeah, but as soon as i picked up gta online i whooped ass from the start, won deathmatches like a baws, not so much races but when you'ree up against 16 people you'ree not going for first anyway, and i own the douches in free mode, and also meet plenty of people who i became friends with and play with all the time,

tl;dr dont blame the game, blame the player
User avatar #82 - fuzzyballs (07/14/2014) [-]
wow, look at you, being an internet tough guy
I bet you get all the girls with the fancy talk
#85 - theydontlikeu (07/14/2014) [-]
lol you'ree a fag, i was just saying its not for everybody, but you got sooo butthurt so all i can really do is laugh at you now. dont be such a not so good lady
User avatar #87 - fuzzyballs (07/14/2014) [-]
that's great buddy
#89 - theydontlikeu (07/14/2014) [-]
sucks to be you
User avatar #70 - bitchplzzz (07/14/2014) [-]
The car pimping kept me entertained for years after I beat SA's story, seeing as IV didn't have that and V does, will I enjoy it? I like the look of Online as well
User avatar #76 - fuzzyballs (07/14/2014) [-]
apart from muscle cars and classic cars, the "pimping" isn't that great
some sidesteps for an SUV, no more liveries unless you buy one of the vehicles that can only be painted in liveries

I was going to get a sabre turbo and put flames on it, but I couldn't, and you can't even increase top speed, only brakes and acceleration can be increased, so my sabre sucks in online races
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User avatar #309 - bongconnery (09/10/2014) [-]
Where are you faggot
#303 - huecubed (07/28/2014) [-]
hey faggit bastard ********

y-you ok?
User avatar #304 to #303 - bitchplzzz (07/28/2014) [-]
I feel like **** ! My fav SAMP server is being hacked by ************* and I wanna be a nig!
#305 to #304 - huecubed (07/28/2014) [-]
feels bad man
still le troleing?
User avatar #306 to #305 - bitchplzzz (07/28/2014) [-]
im %100 serious at all times
#308 to #306 - huecubed (07/28/2014) [-]
>%100

#307 to #306 - huecubed (07/28/2014) [-]
gureato daze

I kinda forget I had an account here for a long while
#302 - whereisaname (07/10/2014) [-]
You're a pretty cool dude.
You're a pretty cool dude.
User avatar #301 - bitchplzzz (07/10/2014) [-]
schnizel

you're the reason people think /pol/ is full of retards

eat ****
User avatar #298 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
please may i have your fj points?
User avatar #300 to #299 - ied (07/10/2014) [-]
:/
User avatar #294 - Sunset (03/19/2014) [-]
BABY COME BACK
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User avatar #281 - SuperSixONE (11/04/2013) [-]
Good job on the trolling. But how did you play Halo with just a PC?
User avatar #274 - revengeforfreeze (10/29/2013) [-]
Are you serious? You think UrbanDictionary is a virus site?

Are you for ******* real?
#277 to #276 - bitchplzzz (10/29/2013) [-]
Because of norton. Its the best antivirus
User avatar #278 to #277 - revengeforfreeze (10/29/2013) [-]
Seriously?

Norton sucks dick bro
User avatar #279 to #278 - bitchplzzz (10/29/2013) [-]
Are you a troll too?
User avatar #293 to #279 - revengeforfreeze (02/03/2014) [-]
Norton made it so that I couldn't use the internet properly for ages and I really wanted to download a game that I was really excited for
User avatar #280 to #279 - revengeforfreeze (10/29/2013) [-]
>Too
Why too?

And no, I'm not lol.
#272 - yisumad (10/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#269 - derksuls (10/03/2013) [-]
yer ugly and you look like yer but
yer ugly and you look like yer but
#271 to #269 - bitchplzzz (10/03/2013) [-]
i kno
i kno
#268 - Womens Study Major (10/02/2013) [-]
Я ненавижу негров .
User avatar #270 to #268 - bitchplzzz (10/03/2013) [-]
errrr, vodka, droogie?
#266 - furiousmarshmellow (09/27/2013) [-]
There's no need to be upset.
User avatar #267 to #266 - bitchplzzz (09/28/2013) [-]
b-but muh oppinions
#261 - Womens Study Major (09/15/2013) [-]
Yer such a fuking ***********
User avatar #262 to #261 - bitchplzzz (09/16/2013) [-]
You're soo cool.
#263 to #262 - Womens Study Major (09/17/2013) [-]
#243 - huecubed (09/05/2013) [-]
14edgy28me
#245 to #244 - huecubed (09/06/2013) [-]
Your face, that's what.
#247 to #246 - huecubed (09/06/2013) [-]
ur a faget
User avatar #248 to #247 - bitchplzzz (09/06/2013) [-]
I'll find u m8, u betta shut the fuk up
#249 to #248 - huecubed (09/06/2013) [-]
u wot m8
#251 to #250 - huecubed (09/06/2013) [-]
More reacton gifs pls
#253 to #252 - huecubed (09/06/2013) [-]
you're a pretty swell guy after all. Good day.
#255 to #254 - huecubed (09/06/2013) [-]
gasp! You were my mother all along?!
#257 to #256 - huecubed (09/06/2013) [-]
how'd you like to be my first fj friend, faggotian?
#258 to #257 - bitchplzzz (09/06/2013) [-]
i like to leave snarky comments on content for no reason and post 2edgy pictures, still wanna accept?
i like to leave snarky comments on content for no reason and post 2edgy pictures, still wanna accept?
#259 to #258 - huecubed (09/06/2013) [-]
yesh, my fedorian companion. Onward to hatred.
#260 to #259 - bitchplzzz (09/06/2013) [-]
awight then
awight then
#242 - bitchplzzz (09/01/2013) [-]
lawlfailwinepic   
   
ur profile is friends only
lawlfailwinepic

ur profile is friends only
#240 - Womens Study Major (08/31/2013) [-]
u r cancer l0l

HUEHUEHUHUE
User avatar #234 - cunttoaster (08/21/2013) [-]
can we **** now?
User avatar #235 to #234 - bitchplzzz (08/21/2013) [-]
No im paying bills
User avatar #236 to #235 - cunttoaster (08/21/2013) [-]
but i want that ass
User avatar #237 to #236 - bitchplzzz (08/21/2013) [-]
not now ok
User avatar #225 - cunttoaster (08/20/2013) [-]
can we make love?
User avatar #227 to #226 - cunttoaster (08/20/2013) [-]
is that a yes?
User avatar #229 to #228 - cunttoaster (08/20/2013) [-]
Again. Yes?
User avatar #231 to #230 - cunttoaster (08/20/2013) [-]
but i love you
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