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bilbobagginshield

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Gender: female
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/03/2013
Last Login:7/29/2015
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#146 - < Once again, this is attractive. ^ that is not  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Fat shaming-friday 0
#165 - ugoboom (05/02/2015) [-]
That's fucking disgusting dude, she's like 200 pounds from the look of it, that's 30 pounds more than me
You're looking for pic related, that's pretty much the gold standard
#169 - bilbobagginshield (05/02/2015) [-]
Eh, I think they're both attractive. At least she hasn't just completely given up on herself like half the 'proud to be large' women i've seen. I probably wouldn't go out with her myself, but if she tried to start up a conversation with me I wouldn't avoid her like the black plague like I would with that mess up there.
User avatar #174 - ugoboom (05/02/2015) [-]
The way you described the hypothetical her is "meh" tier, not "attractive" tier, and I would argue the same. Yeah your pic related is spot on.
User avatar #149 - starblood (05/02/2015) [-]
This isn't about what you find attractive?????
#152 - bilbobagginshield (05/02/2015) [-]
Yes but who could honestly, even if they were all about personality, (and trust me, I very much am, but looks do help sometimes) look at a woman who's perhaps 356 pounds and has completely given up on at least making herself look nice, and go "oh yeah, I want my dick in that."
I personally don't have a problem with people who are a bit over weight, you have no idea how many times people have told me to get in shape, just because i'm about maybe 9 pounds over weight and don't work out, and most of them only say that because I am indeed female, but when those people who are hundreds of pounds fatter than they should be start calling people my size and lower skinny ass bitches, that's where I get the problem.
I don't like landwhales and I certainly don't like those little skinny anorexic bitches, but I don't hate just to hate.
#144 - I like curves as much as any other man, but for ****** … 05/02/2015 on Fat shaming-friday +1
#71 - I don't know about anyone else but I am just getting a kick ou… 05/02/2015 on 50 Shaves a day 0
#63 - Picture 04/29/2015 on Frozen +2
#55 - Picture 04/29/2015 on Cheeky +4
#53 - I.....completely understand. I'm a lesbian, and my whole famil… 04/29/2015 on Cheeky +2
#283 - By the gods 04/28/2015 on Piss your pants #2 0
#10 - From my experiences that is not typical deer behavior 04/28/2015 on I'm Home 0
#17 - A classic 04/28/2015 on HP Lovecraft Part I:... 0
#51 - Should I be worried that I was completely unfazed by all of th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on Run The Gauntlet 0
#52 - bfx (04/27/2015) [-]
Nah. I showed my normie friends and even they made it all the way through.
#424 - you. i like you. 04/20/2015 on Popular Opinion Puffin... 0
#62 - Five Nights at Freddy's 3, the animatronic called springtrap. … 04/12/2015 on My Favorite ones 0
#30 - i wanna....i really, really wanna....but....i don't wanna get …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on met a girl from tinder +1
#31 - zoroso (04/04/2015) [-]
not my problem your a pussy

do it fagit
#44 - i'm a homosexual too.... 04/04/2015 on Lesbians +1
#71 - Its funny because you're trying to hard honestly i haven't… 04/04/2015 on Facetime 0
#80 - Picture 02/25/2015 on Different generations 0
#228 - it means you could look like a hot young guy on second, and a … 02/19/2015 on Tumblr Comp Part 4 0
#143 - Now this just pisses me off. This isn't equality its slavery a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on well put +3
User avatar #144 - timmywankenobi (02/07/2015) [-]
Welcome to modern progressive marxist feminisim.
#8 - well that's a load of **** . And yeah it does suck but h… 02/07/2015 on the best i got 0
#6 - well damn, don't worry I understand, my mother has seizures wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2015 on the best i got 0
User avatar #7 - cuntism (02/07/2015) [-]
Ah that sucks. It worked out for me though because the doc changed my painkillers to codeiene. Then hydrocodeine. Then Buprenorphine patches. Then added morphine. Then swapped the morphine for oxycodone. Then swapped the patches to fentanyl. Still none help with the pain, it's gay.

I have a protein deficiency that stops painkillers working properly, I have to take like 5x the normal dose. I take enough fentanyl and morphine to fuck up a hardcore junkie and don't even get a buzz
User avatar #8 - bilbobagginshield (02/07/2015) [-]
well that's a load of shit. And yeah it does suck but hey she hasnt had one in almost 2 years so hopefully she wont have another
#4 - I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am right now but how you …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/07/2015 on the best i got 0
User avatar #5 - cuntism (02/07/2015) [-]
She thought I did at first haha.

I was taking tramadol for a back injury, and also gabapentin for nerve damage. I was taking shitloads of tramadol though, like 20-30/day, and tramadol excess can cause seizures..but gabapentin is an anti-seizure medication, so it was keeping the seizure at bay,it's why I was randomly shaking.

The day before I had run out of gabapentin so my body couldn't fight it off anymore. Trippy as hell
User avatar #6 - bilbobagginshield (02/07/2015) [-]
well damn, don't worry I understand, my mother has seizures when she runs out of her fibromyalgia medication, and that doesnt help because she has it in her face. But fortunately she doesnt have full on epileptic seizures, just to the point of where she cant talk or move, and it is quite scary just to watch.
User avatar #7 - cuntism (02/07/2015) [-]
Ah that sucks. It worked out for me though because the doc changed my painkillers to codeiene. Then hydrocodeine. Then Buprenorphine patches. Then added morphine. Then swapped the morphine for oxycodone. Then swapped the patches to fentanyl. Still none help with the pain, it's gay.

I have a protein deficiency that stops painkillers working properly, I have to take like 5x the normal dose. I take enough fentanyl and morphine to fuck up a hardcore junkie and don't even get a buzz
User avatar #8 - bilbobagginshield (02/07/2015) [-]
well that's a load of shit. And yeah it does suck but hey she hasnt had one in almost 2 years so hopefully she wont have another
#21 - The artist is a girl on both DeviantArt and Tumblr, goes by th… 01/20/2015 on Art 0
#87 - welcome to the gay club my friend 01/14/2015 on Lesbians 0
#88 - i think the other one you're looking for is Red Dawn with Chri… 01/12/2015 on Josh Peck +1
#202 - Thank you! and I understand completely, in fact, I have the sa… 01/11/2015 on Mine must have been... +1
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#64 - rakuraimasuta (03/27/2014) [-]
Hello!
Hello!
#57 - theist (01/26/2014) [-]
I'd like to say the same for you, but I haven't seen you yet.
I'd like to say the same for you, but I haven't seen you yet.
#58 to #57 - bilbobagginshield (01/26/2014) [-]
das me :3 I look really young,and not in a good way I took this like last month and it's the one suitable picture I have
#59 to #58 - theist (01/26/2014) [-]
gif felt relevant lol. How old are you?
gif felt relevant lol. How old are you?
#60 to #59 - bilbobagginshield (01/26/2014) [-]
actually I am 22 and the fact I look like that is really depressing
actually I am 22 and the fact I look like that is really depressing
#61 to #60 - theist (01/26/2014) [-]
You're 22?!   
   
I'll be 22 in February.
You're 22?!

I'll be 22 in February.
#62 to #61 - bilbobagginshield (01/26/2014) [-]
and I don't have a reason for my looks at this 
			
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		birthday is March 12th
and I don't have a reason for my looks at this You need to login to view this link birthday is March 12th
#63 to #62 - theist (01/26/2014) [-]
It's better than being 22 and looking 35 I suppose.
It's better than being 22 and looking 35 I suppose.
#56 - secretmouse (01/14/2014) [-]
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#54 - secretmouse (01/01/2014) [-]
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#55 to #54 - secretmouse (01/01/2014) [-]
I'll try again later, sorry.
I'll try again later, sorry.
#53 - rakuraimasuta (12/21/2013) [-]
HIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
HIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
#52 - secretmouse (11/07/2013) [-]
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#47 - secretmouse (10/14/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but there wasn't a 'reply' option after your last comment...  The same thing happened yesterday...
I don't know why, but there wasn't a 'reply' option after your last comment... The same thing happened yesterday...
#48 to #47 - bilbobagginshield (10/14/2013) [-]
that's because there's a reply limit
#49 to #48 - secretmouse (10/14/2013) [-]
Ah, I see... I've had this account for some time, but only recently begun using it and had no idea. Thanks for letting me know. I thought that might have been the case after the second time it happened.
#50 to #49 - bilbobagginshield (10/14/2013) [-]
oh yeah it's okay,I've had this account for awhile but like spent two years off the computer,when I came back it was like everything had changed
#42 - newbiee (10/02/2013) [-]
fj wont let me reply anymore on those comments haha
fj wont let me reply anymore on those comments haha
#43 to #42 - bilbobagginshield (10/02/2013) [-]
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
#44 to #43 - newbiee (10/02/2013) [-]
its all good
its all good
#45 to #44 - bilbobagginshield (10/02/2013) [-]
that's adorable
that's adorable
#46 to #45 - newbiee (10/02/2013) [-]
cats and benedict, 2 of my favorite things
cats and benedict, 2 of my favorite things
#19 - rakuraimasuta (09/27/2013) [-]
haha
haha
#20 to #19 - bilbobagginshield (09/27/2013) [-]
omfgdogs.com/ just click on the 			*******		 link
omfgdogs.com/ just click on the ******* link
#21 to #20 - rakuraimasuta (09/27/2013) [-]
Would you like to play a game?
www.randomwebsite.com/
#22 to #21 - bilbobagginshield (09/27/2013) [-]
that depends,are you gonna be a dick head and this turns out to be a scary pop up?  it's not because of you,I just don't trust the internet anymore
that depends,are you gonna be a dick head and this turns out to be a scary pop up? it's not because of you,I just don't trust the internet anymore
#23 to #22 - rakuraimasuta (09/27/2013) [-]
haha no
haha no
#24 to #23 - bilbobagginshield (09/27/2013) [-]
okay,I clicked on it and got a german website for computers,WHAT KIND OF STUFF ARE YOU INTO?
User avatar #25 to #24 - rakuraimasuta (09/27/2013) [-]
hahaha I got some clean clothes thing.
#27 to #26 - rakuraimasuta (09/27/2013) [-]
I've seen that bear before.
I've seen that bear before.
#40 to #37 - bilbobagginshield (09/27/2013) [-]
hey.I gotta go,bye :3
#41 to #40 - rakuraimasuta (09/27/2013) [-]
goodbye
goodbye
#1 - rakuraimasuta (08/24/2013) [-]
Hey how's it going :3
Hey how's it going :3
#2 to #1 - bilbobagginshield (08/24/2013) [-]
hey there girl! I realized I haven't been on here in awhile and I was surprised at how many friends I've been missing out on!
hey there girl! I realized I haven't been on here in awhile and I was surprised at how many friends I've been missing out on!
#3 to #2 - rakuraimasuta (08/24/2013) [-]
Yeah it has been awhile. So what have you been up to
Yeah it has been awhile. So what have you been up to
#4 to #3 - bilbobagginshield (08/24/2013) [-]
well,last night I finally got back on because my other account got banned and I was so worried that I decided to try to get on this account again,and after a few tries I finally got it! hey,so if your posting something that may or may not be porn on a friends account,can you get banned?
well,last night I finally got back on because my other account got banned and I was so worried that I decided to try to get on this account again,and after a few tries I finally got it! hey,so if your posting something that may or may not be porn on a friends account,can you get banned?
#5 to #4 - rakuraimasuta (08/24/2013) [-]
Well ************ got banned for posting stuff that wasn't even that close to porn. So I probably wouldn't do that. Also what is it that your so worried about posting?
User avatar #6 to #5 - bilbobagginshield (08/24/2013) [-]
nothing,but what happened was I had another account called superwholockftw and I got banned for posting johnlock with a friend on her account,and so last night I tried to log on to this one,and it turns out all the times I had tried to log on to this one before,I was spelling my name wrong,and I think ************ got banned because he was at war with Phanact and some other admin
User avatar #7 to #6 - rakuraimasuta (08/24/2013) [-]
oohhh ok my bad. So have you been up to anything else?
#8 to #7 - bilbobagginshield (08/24/2013) [-]
it's okay your fine,and I have been doing some stuff,but mostly reading and writing and drawing,but I remember last night my friend stopped talking to me,oh well! and I also ended up getting drunk and losing my pants the other night and passing out upside down in a corner with blood on the dance floor blazing in the back round,turns out my pants were under the couch,and I found a friend passed out in the bathtub and some panties/jelloshots in the freezer,and this wasn't even at my house.it was a strange day.
it's okay your fine,and I have been doing some stuff,but mostly reading and writing and drawing,but I remember last night my friend stopped talking to me,oh well! and I also ended up getting drunk and losing my pants the other night and passing out upside down in a corner with blood on the dance floor blazing in the back round,turns out my pants were under the couch,and I found a friend passed out in the bathtub and some panties/jelloshots in the freezer,and this wasn't even at my house.it was a strange day.
#9 to #8 - rakuraimasuta (08/24/2013) [-]
This made me laugh pretty damn hard.
This made me laugh pretty damn hard.
#10 to #9 - bilbobagginshield (08/24/2013) [-]
that's not the only thing that happened over the summer,by that I mean not the only time I got drunk.Hey,it's summer,go ape 			****		.What also happened was that a couple of friends of mine thought it would be fun if we got drunk at my friends house,so we did.Now,to let you know,i'm a lightweight.So anyways,12 or 13 shots later i'm playing shoot the innocent with a nurf gun in the dark,3 or 4 more shots later i'm getting chased onto a bed with 2 of my friends by a shizu puppy,a couple glasses of wine later I'm jumping on a bed which results me in hitting my head on a stereo,and then finally were yelling gibberish out a window at whoever walks out of the bar across the street.Yeah,I was sick in the morning
that's not the only thing that happened over the summer,by that I mean not the only time I got drunk.Hey,it's summer,go ape **** .What also happened was that a couple of friends of mine thought it would be fun if we got drunk at my friends house,so we did.Now,to let you know,i'm a lightweight.So anyways,12 or 13 shots later i'm playing shoot the innocent with a nurf gun in the dark,3 or 4 more shots later i'm getting chased onto a bed with 2 of my friends by a shizu puppy,a couple glasses of wine later I'm jumping on a bed which results me in hitting my head on a stereo,and then finally were yelling gibberish out a window at whoever walks out of the bar across the street.Yeah,I was sick in the morning
#11 to #10 - rakuraimasuta (08/24/2013) [-]
So all did this summer was get plastered
#12 to #11 - bilbobagginshield (08/24/2013) [-]
mmm.......I hate to admit it but YES! give me a drink and your asking for a drunk bitch all night.
mmm.......I hate to admit it but YES! give me a drink and your asking for a drunk bitch all night.
User avatar #13 to #12 - rakuraimasuta (08/24/2013) [-]
haha wow
#14 to #13 - bilbobagginshield (08/24/2013) [-]
yeah.......like this was a few years ago but one morning I woke up with the worst hangover.....and when I looked outside,my guy friend was ducktaped to a tree,and it was 3 am
#15 to #14 - rakuraimasuta (08/24/2013) [-]
haha ok well I'm gonna get of I'll talk to you later friend :3
#16 to #15 - bilbobagginshield (08/24/2013) [-]
okay dokey,have a great night!
okay dokey,have a great night!
#18 to #16 - rakuraimasuta (08/24/2013) [-]
Night night :3
Night night :3
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