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bilbobagginshield

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Gender: female
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/03/2013
Last Login:7/02/2015
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Comment Ranking:#18835
Highest Comment Rank:#7307
Comment Thumbs: 692 total,  824 ,  132
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 167 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 168 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Subscribers:2
Total Comments Made:694
FJ Points:707

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#80 - It's Megara from Hercules, y'know, Meg. It's just a scene from… 06/18/2015 on Chrome telling me video is... 0
#166 - Megpoid Gumi 06/18/2015 on The future is here 0
#731 - thank mr skeltal 06/16/2015 on Doot doot +1
#456 - Well, you're doing a pretty good job at it right now, so I wou… 06/09/2015 on What not to do in 15 countries +1
#216 - god.... ******* DAMMIT 05/29/2015 on Bad Breakups 0
#41 - Picture 05/13/2015 on Deah Lawd 0
#121 - Actually I masturbate with my left, while my right hand, which… 05/13/2015 on Apple Watch 0
#169 - Eh, I think they're both attractive. At least she hasn't just …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Fat shaming-friday -1
User avatar #174 - ugoboom (05/02/2015) [-]
The way you described the hypothetical her is "meh" tier, not "attractive" tier, and I would argue the same. Yeah your pic related is spot on.
#152 - Yes but who could honestly, even if they were all about person… 05/02/2015 on Fat shaming-friday +1
#146 - < Once again, this is attractive. ^ that is not  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Fat shaming-friday 0
#165 - ugoboom (05/02/2015) [-]
That's fucking disgusting dude, she's like 200 pounds from the look of it, that's 30 pounds more than me
You're looking for pic related, that's pretty much the gold standard
#169 - bilbobagginshield (05/02/2015) [-]
Eh, I think they're both attractive. At least she hasn't just completely given up on herself like half the 'proud to be large' women i've seen. I probably wouldn't go out with her myself, but if she tried to start up a conversation with me I wouldn't avoid her like the black plague like I would with that mess up there.
User avatar #174 - ugoboom (05/02/2015) [-]
The way you described the hypothetical her is "meh" tier, not "attractive" tier, and I would argue the same. Yeah your pic related is spot on.
User avatar #149 - starblood (05/02/2015) [-]
This isn't about what you find attractive?????
#152 - bilbobagginshield (05/02/2015) [-]
Yes but who could honestly, even if they were all about personality, (and trust me, I very much am, but looks do help sometimes) look at a woman who's perhaps 356 pounds and has completely given up on at least making herself look nice, and go "oh yeah, I want my dick in that."
I personally don't have a problem with people who are a bit over weight, you have no idea how many times people have told me to get in shape, just because i'm about maybe 9 pounds over weight and don't work out, and most of them only say that because I am indeed female, but when those people who are hundreds of pounds fatter than they should be start calling people my size and lower skinny ass bitches, that's where I get the problem.
I don't like landwhales and I certainly don't like those little skinny anorexic bitches, but I don't hate just to hate.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#64 - rakuraimasuta (03/27/2014) [-]
Hello!
Hello!
#57 - theist (01/26/2014) [-]
I'd like to say the same for you, but I haven't seen you yet.
I'd like to say the same for you, but I haven't seen you yet.
#58 to #57 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
das me :3 I look really young,and not in a good way I took this like last month and it's the one suitable picture I have
#59 to #58 - theist (01/26/2014) [-]
gif felt relevant lol. How old are you?
gif felt relevant lol. How old are you?
#60 to #59 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
actually I am 22 and the fact I look like that is really depressing
actually I am 22 and the fact I look like that is really depressing
#61 to #60 - theist (01/26/2014) [-]
You're 22?!   
   
I'll be 22 in February.
You're 22?!

I'll be 22 in February.
#62 to #61 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
and I don't have a reason for my looks at this 
			
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		birthday is March 12th
and I don't have a reason for my looks at this You need to login to view this link birthday is March 12th
#63 to #62 - theist (01/26/2014) [-]
It's better than being 22 and looking 35 I suppose.
It's better than being 22 and looking 35 I suppose.
#56 - secretmouse (01/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#54 - secretmouse (01/01/2014) [-]
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#55 to #54 - secretmouse (01/01/2014) [-]
I'll try again later, sorry.
I'll try again later, sorry.
#53 - rakuraimasuta (12/21/2013) [-]
HIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
HIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
#52 - secretmouse (11/07/2013) [-]
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#47 - secretmouse (10/14/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but there wasn't a 'reply' option after your last comment...  The same thing happened yesterday...
I don't know why, but there wasn't a 'reply' option after your last comment... The same thing happened yesterday...
#48 to #47 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
that's because there's a reply limit
#49 to #48 - secretmouse (10/14/2013) [-]
Ah, I see... I've had this account for some time, but only recently begun using it and had no idea. Thanks for letting me know. I thought that might have been the case after the second time it happened.
#50 to #49 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
oh yeah it's okay,I've had this account for awhile but like spent two years off the computer,when I came back it was like everything had changed
#42 - newbiee (10/02/2013) [-]
fj wont let me reply anymore on those comments haha
fj wont let me reply anymore on those comments haha
#43 to #42 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
#44 to #43 - newbiee (10/02/2013) [-]
its all good
its all good
#45 to #44 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
that's adorable
that's adorable
#46 to #45 - newbiee (10/02/2013) [-]
cats and benedict, 2 of my favorite things
cats and benedict, 2 of my favorite things
#19 - rakuraimasuta (09/27/2013) [-]
haha
haha
#20 to #19 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
omfgdogs.com/ just click on the 			*******		 link
omfgdogs.com/ just click on the ******* link
#21 to #20 - rakuraimasuta (09/27/2013) [-]
Would you like to play a game?
www.randomwebsite.com/
#22 to #21 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
that depends,are you gonna be a dick head and this turns out to be a scary pop up?  it's not because of you,I just don't trust the internet anymore
that depends,are you gonna be a dick head and this turns out to be a scary pop up? it's not because of you,I just don't trust the internet anymore
#23 to #22 - rakuraimasuta (09/27/2013) [-]
haha no
haha no
#24 to #23 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
okay,I clicked on it and got a german website for computers,WHAT KIND OF STUFF ARE YOU INTO?
User avatar #25 to #24 - rakuraimasuta (09/27/2013) [-]
hahaha I got some clean clothes thing.
#26 to #25 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
HEH
HEH
#27 to #26 - rakuraimasuta (09/27/2013) [-]
I've seen that bear before.
I've seen that bear before.
#28 to #27 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
daww
daww
#40 to #37 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
hey.I gotta go,bye :3
#41 to #40 - rakuraimasuta (09/27/2013) [-]
goodbye
goodbye
#1 - rakuraimasuta (08/24/2013) [-]
Hey how's it going :3
Hey how's it going :3
#2 to #1 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
hey there girl! I realized I haven't been on here in awhile and I was surprised at how many friends I've been missing out on!
hey there girl! I realized I haven't been on here in awhile and I was surprised at how many friends I've been missing out on!
#3 to #2 - rakuraimasuta (08/24/2013) [-]
Yeah it has been awhile. So what have you been up to
Yeah it has been awhile. So what have you been up to
#4 to #3 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
well,last night I finally got back on because my other account got banned and I was so worried that I decided to try to get on this account again,and after a few tries I finally got it! hey,so if your posting something that may or may not be porn on a friends account,can you get banned?
well,last night I finally got back on because my other account got banned and I was so worried that I decided to try to get on this account again,and after a few tries I finally got it! hey,so if your posting something that may or may not be porn on a friends account,can you get banned?
#5 to #4 - rakuraimasuta (08/24/2013) [-]
Well ************ got banned for posting stuff that wasn't even that close to porn. So I probably wouldn't do that. Also what is it that your so worried about posting?
User avatar #6 to #5 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
nothing,but what happened was I had another account called superwholockftw and I got banned for posting johnlock with a friend on her account,and so last night I tried to log on to this one,and it turns out all the times I had tried to log on to this one before,I was spelling my name wrong,and I think ************ got banned because he was at war with Phanact and some other admin
User avatar #7 to #6 - rakuraimasuta (08/24/2013) [-]
oohhh ok my bad. So have you been up to anything else?
#8 to #7 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
it's okay your fine,and I have been doing some stuff,but mostly reading and writing and drawing,but I remember last night my friend stopped talking to me,oh well! and I also ended up getting drunk and losing my pants the other night and passing out upside down in a corner with blood on the dance floor blazing in the back round,turns out my pants were under the couch,and I found a friend passed out in the bathtub and some panties/jelloshots in the freezer,and this wasn't even at my house.it was a strange day.
it's okay your fine,and I have been doing some stuff,but mostly reading and writing and drawing,but I remember last night my friend stopped talking to me,oh well! and I also ended up getting drunk and losing my pants the other night and passing out upside down in a corner with blood on the dance floor blazing in the back round,turns out my pants were under the couch,and I found a friend passed out in the bathtub and some panties/jelloshots in the freezer,and this wasn't even at my house.it was a strange day.
#9 to #8 - rakuraimasuta (08/24/2013) [-]
This made me laugh pretty damn hard.
This made me laugh pretty damn hard.
#10 to #9 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
that's not the only thing that happened over the summer,by that I mean not the only time I got drunk.Hey,it's summer,go ape 			****		.What also happened was that a couple of friends of mine thought it would be fun if we got drunk at my friends house,so we did.Now,to let you know,i'm a lightweight.So anyways,12 or 13 shots later i'm playing shoot the innocent with a nurf gun in the dark,3 or 4 more shots later i'm getting chased onto a bed with 2 of my friends by a shizu puppy,a couple glasses of wine later I'm jumping on a bed which results me in hitting my head on a stereo,and then finally were yelling gibberish out a window at whoever walks out of the bar across the street.Yeah,I was sick in the morning
that's not the only thing that happened over the summer,by that I mean not the only time I got drunk.Hey,it's summer,go ape **** .What also happened was that a couple of friends of mine thought it would be fun if we got drunk at my friends house,so we did.Now,to let you know,i'm a lightweight.So anyways,12 or 13 shots later i'm playing shoot the innocent with a nurf gun in the dark,3 or 4 more shots later i'm getting chased onto a bed with 2 of my friends by a shizu puppy,a couple glasses of wine later I'm jumping on a bed which results me in hitting my head on a stereo,and then finally were yelling gibberish out a window at whoever walks out of the bar across the street.Yeah,I was sick in the morning
#11 to #10 - rakuraimasuta (08/24/2013) [-]
So all did this summer was get plastered
#12 to #11 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
mmm.......I hate to admit it but YES! give me a drink and your asking for a drunk bitch all night.
mmm.......I hate to admit it but YES! give me a drink and your asking for a drunk bitch all night.
User avatar #13 to #12 - rakuraimasuta (08/24/2013) [-]
haha wow
#14 to #13 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
yeah.......like this was a few years ago but one morning I woke up with the worst hangover.....and when I looked outside,my guy friend was ducktaped to a tree,and it was 3 am
#15 to #14 - rakuraimasuta (08/24/2013) [-]
haha ok well I'm gonna get of I'll talk to you later friend :3
#16 to #15 - bilbobagginshield ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
okay dokey,have a great night!
okay dokey,have a great night!
#18 to #16 - rakuraimasuta (08/24/2013) [-]
Night night :3
Night night :3
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