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#14 - its alright nothing special but not bad funnily enou… 07/26/2016 on Jessica Jones: a sarcastic... +3
#14 - probebly though i think its not they kill their young so …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2016 on How to hunt rabbit +4
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#15 - notmcburd (07/25/2016) [-]
It's not uncommon for the entire first litter to be killed by the mother
#5 - someone should tell them being a secretery for an engineering …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2016 on das cool -14
#14 - thesecretbear (07/25/2016) [-]
Well that was rather rude of you.
#9 - theruinedsage (07/25/2016) [-]
#12 - rabits arent rodents they are lagomorphs (i believe thats …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2016 on How to hunt rabbit +4
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#13 - notmcburd (07/25/2016) [-]
Cool story dude, they still kill their young.
#14 - bigmanblue (07/25/2016) [-]
probebly
though i think its not they kill their young so much as just stop caring for the runts
common with all animals that the runts of the littres get shafted cos theres only enough food for the bigger more likely to survive ones
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#15 - notmcburd (07/25/2016) [-]
It's not uncommon for the entire first litter to be killed by the mother
#13 - statisticaly british people have some of the best teeth in the world 07/24/2016 on Finnish proverb +17
#160 - SAO eps 1-12 are good and the gun gale arc is not bad ther…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2016 on C'MON KANYE! 0
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#161 - xcomwillfckyou (07/24/2016) [-]
only thing that ruined it for me was that fucking kid, hurr durr lemme just rewrite the game and make you win.
#79 - well reinhardt is already married and ana76 makes more sense t…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/23/2016 on Parents need a break. 0
#86 - hourlyb (07/23/2016) [-]
Where does it say it say Reinhardt is married? Because it doesn't. Ana and Reinhardt share the same amount of romantic style dialogue as Ana and 76. Also, Ana76 would be a clear violation of fraternization.
And S76 kinda has a right to be cold, given that the organization that he spent 20 years of his life on was destroyed by his best friend, who he had to kill. Plus, he still works as a medic for his team; he's nowhere near as detached as he could be.
And whose to say that they didn't have a relationship during Overwatch? Mid 20's doctor with a mid/late-30's commander. Certainly not the most impossible couple. Then when Overwatch reforms, they are both reunited.
Plus, the OW timeline is pretty fucked.
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#117 - eonofaeon (07/24/2016) [-]
Except he didn't kill his ex-friend and he knows he didn't.
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#119 - hourlyb (07/24/2016) [-]
Reyes was confirmed KIA until Angela tried to revive him, hence why he's a walking cloud of nanomachines, flesh and Hot Topic. He is pretty much fucking dead, or at the very least stuck between life and death.
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#120 - eonofaeon (07/24/2016) [-]
I'll go ahead n request a source on that, cause AFAIK it was never confirmed that Ziegler had anything to do with Reaper's mysterious ailment/recovery.
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#121 - hourlyb (07/24/2016) [-]
Angela: "What happened to you, Gabriel?"
Reaper: "You tell me Doc?"
Whenever Reaper kills Angela;
"Don't forget: you're the one responsible for this."
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she had something to do with it.
overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Reaper/Quotes
#122 - eonofaeon (07/24/2016) [-]
Quotes do not mean "She found him and made him into this with nanomachines."

Maybe he meant she didn't do enough to "stop Jack"? Maybe he meant she 'took sides' and thus was equally at fault as much as Jack? Remember; he almost blamed Ana in comic cause 'you always took his side', before he tried to remind her that they "did the same to her as him."
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#88 - frenzyhero (07/23/2016) [-]
people think reinhardt is married to brigitte, he isnt. She just takes care of his armor.
#78 - mercy is 37, reinhardt ana and reaper are 60ish and soldier is…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2016 on Parents need a break. -1
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#95 - thegreatsun (07/23/2016) [-]
Oh...This is interesting, my mom and dad are also 17 years apart. And my dad just hit 60 a month ago, they are still together.

I don't think my dad was a pedophile, it was a different time, different country, and they met when my mom was in her 20s. But I admit there were doubt sometimes.
#106 - anon (07/23/2016) [-]
your mom is a skank then
#62 - i dont get why people see mercy as the "mum" when th…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/23/2016 on Parents need a break. -1
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#73 - asotil (07/23/2016) [-]
Mercy is the same age as 76 and Reinhardt and Ana, she was a part of the original founding Overwatch team with them, same with McCree. For whatever reason she still looks young. My guess would be because they needed more waifus and she wouldn't be too appealing old science mumbo jumbo kept her young while other aged. Reaper is literally back from the dead so who gives a shit
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#87 - frenzyhero (07/23/2016) [-]
mercy is 37 dude
#78 - bigmanblue (07/23/2016) [-]
mercy is 37, reinhardt ana and reaper are 60ish and soldier is around 54ish...
mercy is the exact same age as macree and genji...
she is not the same age as them soldier and ana
she was part of the origional overwatch but only close to the end, she was not one of the founding members and it states in her bio that overwatch activlyu saught her out after she became a prominant docter.
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#95 - thegreatsun (07/23/2016) [-]
Oh...This is interesting, my mom and dad are also 17 years apart. And my dad just hit 60 a month ago, they are still together.

I don't think my dad was a pedophile, it was a different time, different country, and they met when my mom was in her 20s. But I admit there were doubt sometimes.
#106 - anon (07/23/2016) [-]
your mom is a skank then
#70 - hourlyb (07/23/2016) [-]
Mercy is mum because she is a healer, and generally has a air of kindness and friendliness around her, like a mother.
S76 is gruff, tough and a general hardass, but will always make sure that you stay alive with his biotic field. He acts like a dad.
And Mercy76 is a thing because they are the Mom and Dad of Overwatch, as well as being a very good pair in game and look very sweet as a romantic pairing. The only other ship involving 76 that comes close to Mercy76 is Ana76, but then that ruins Anahardt. So Mercy76 is best.
#79 - bigmanblue (07/23/2016) [-]
well reinhardt is already married and ana76 makes more sense to me seing as mercy is minimum 15 years younger then soldier who i may add is detached and cold enough that as far as everyone in game is concered isnt jack morison cos hes dead.
#86 - hourlyb (07/23/2016) [-]
Where does it say it say Reinhardt is married? Because it doesn't. Ana and Reinhardt share the same amount of romantic style dialogue as Ana and 76. Also, Ana76 would be a clear violation of fraternization.
And S76 kinda has a right to be cold, given that the organization that he spent 20 years of his life on was destroyed by his best friend, who he had to kill. Plus, he still works as a medic for his team; he's nowhere near as detached as he could be.
And whose to say that they didn't have a relationship during Overwatch? Mid 20's doctor with a mid/late-30's commander. Certainly not the most impossible couple. Then when Overwatch reforms, they are both reunited.
Plus, the OW timeline is pretty fucked.
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#117 - eonofaeon (07/24/2016) [-]
Except he didn't kill his ex-friend and he knows he didn't.
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#119 - hourlyb (07/24/2016) [-]
Reyes was confirmed KIA until Angela tried to revive him, hence why he's a walking cloud of nanomachines, flesh and Hot Topic. He is pretty much fucking dead, or at the very least stuck between life and death.
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#120 - eonofaeon (07/24/2016) [-]
I'll go ahead n request a source on that, cause AFAIK it was never confirmed that Ziegler had anything to do with Reaper's mysterious ailment/recovery.
User avatar
#121 - hourlyb (07/24/2016) [-]
Angela: "What happened to you, Gabriel?"
Reaper: "You tell me Doc?"
Whenever Reaper kills Angela;
"Don't forget: you're the one responsible for this."
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she had something to do with it.
overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Reaper/Quotes
#122 - eonofaeon (07/24/2016) [-]
Quotes do not mean "She found him and made him into this with nanomachines."

Maybe he meant she didn't do enough to "stop Jack"? Maybe he meant she 'took sides' and thus was equally at fault as much as Jack? Remember; he almost blamed Ana in comic cause 'you always took his side', before he tried to remind her that they "did the same to her as him."
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#88 - frenzyhero (07/23/2016) [-]
people think reinhardt is married to brigitte, he isnt. She just takes care of his armor.
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#69 - zwaxor (07/23/2016) [-]
She's not "best mom" because they're all her kids content aside , but because she's a) a support character, hence being a supporting parental figure, and b) around the age where most people are becoming or already are a parent.

The soldier ship I'm not sure about, but it feels right.
#16 - junkrats idle is the best, he has this brief moment where he j…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Oven +21
#39 - avyon (07/23/2016) [-]
did i leave the oven on?

fuck yea i did!
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#18 - kameken (07/22/2016) [-]
"Why am I here again?


Oh, right, the murders.


Heh."