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#81 - lokiak (08/16/2016) [-]
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#24 - I'm afraid there's going to be zombie lives matter, #zombieswe…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/12/2016 on Fuck yea Canada +12
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#27 - wertologist (07/12/2016) [-]
They exist in the Dead Rising universe.
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#37 - dndxplain (07/12/2016) [-]
that's kind of an unfair example though because zombism can be cured in the dead rising universe.
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#48 - wertologist (07/13/2016) [-]
I haven't played 3, but they made it pretty clear that you couldn't cure it. Zombrex had to be taken every 24 hours or you'd turn. Unless there was a cure that showed up in 3, there is only zombrex.

In DR1, Frank had made a "cure" with the girl, but it's safe to assume it was the predecessor of zombrex and not a full cure. I think Frank needs to take zombrex.
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#49 - dndxplain (07/13/2016) [-]
treatable, not curable. sorry.
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#41 - patentoverwriten (07/13/2016) [-]
Can't it only be cured if they haven't turned yet? I thought the DR activists cared about all zombies, not just the people who've been bit, but still have that window of cureability.
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#42 - dndxplain (07/13/2016) [-]
DR activests are fighting for pharmex to lower the prices of Zombrex if I recall
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#50 - wertologist (07/14/2016) [-]
They were mainly fighting for zombie rights though. They were protesting TiR which has nothing to do with the price of Zombrex. They viewed zombies as people still. They fought for more accessible Zombrex too, but mostly for zombie rights.
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#51 - dndxplain (07/14/2016) [-]
I mean inarguably zombies are still people. they're just really sick, incurable people
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#52 - wertologist (07/14/2016) [-]
They lost all aspects of humanity. They resemble nothing of their former selves. Just like how rabies would turn people feral. They are only the bodies of humans, but have no humanity which is arguably what makes people "people". They are figuratively and somewhat literally dead people which doesn't make them people.

Still a little off topic. C.U.R.E mostly supports zombie rights. Whether you view zombies as people or not is irrelevant. That's just what they stand for.
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#53 - dndxplain (07/14/2016) [-]
it's basically the same argument for euthanizing alzheimer patients. Do they have to be "people" to be human, or does the fact thath they are a member of our species trump that.
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#54 - wertologist (07/14/2016) [-]
Killing Alzheimer patients is not in any way comparable. They are still living and people. Zombies are lacking any qualities a person has and will attack anything living without caring of the dangers or morality. Alzheimer patients severity varies, but some can still resemble their former selves. Unless they are drooling vegetables, they still are people who can interact, have emotions, feel pain, etc. Zombies only can interact in the ways of relentlessly trying to eat living things. No emotions, no morality, no remorse. Just mindless killing machines.
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#55 - dndxplain (07/14/2016) [-]
the entire point of C.U.R.E.s existence in DR is to promote that delimah. try to get off your high horse.
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#57 - wertologist (07/14/2016) [-]
I just found this on the wiki.

"In Dead Rising 3, a museum exhibit revealed that at some point scientists who were studying zombies revealed that the brain of a zombie is completely in control of a parasite, and whoever that person was is completely gone. This may have resulted in CURE losing followers and possibly shutting down, due to no mention of it in the game."

The zombies don't even have control. They are puppets of a parasite. Without the parasite, they would drop dead. They are just dead meat suits.
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#56 - wertologist (07/14/2016) [-]
Again, this isn't a debate about yours and my views on their stance. The debate was on their motives. They do want more accessible Zombrex, but their main goal is zombie rights. It's even in their name.

C.U.R.E: Citizens for Undead Rights and Equality.

There is no question on what their main goal is. It's even kind of funny because they don't want experiments to be done on them, but also want zombrex to be cheaper. Without experimenting, they will never find a definite cure and they would only ever have a limited supply of zombrex. The whole scheme of the Fortune City outbreak was to harvest queens so they could keep making zombrex. Without queens, there is no zombrex. Without zombrex, people will turn. C.U.R.E is like peta. They have good intentions, but often do more harm than good and don't understand the consequences of getting what they want.

>get off your high horse
This isn't a superiority complex. That doesn't even make sense in this.

There is no dilemma either. Throughout all of two, it completely destroys any defense C.U.R.E had for "zombies are people too!". Zombies literally do not feel any emotion. They do not think. They only kill. They only resemble people because they were once people. They lost all humanity when they turned.

Again, this isn't a debate on our views on their stance. Stop trying to change the subject. It is completely irrelevant what our views are. The debate was what they protested for.
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#43 - patentoverwriten (07/13/2016) [-]
Oh, well hell yeah in that case. Go activists.
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#43 - It's like driving protractor up your dick, it's the worst.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2016 on Photos I took at an Anime... +4
#55 - mrsirius (05/31/2016) [-]
But shes so hot doh.
#56 - YllekNayr (05/31/2016) [-]
I saw one of her
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#60 - alcoholicsemen (05/31/2016) [-]
the guy in the background is like fucking nerdy kids
in my day nerds hid and werent out in the public except school and thats where we lit them up
#41 - Triangle girl is crazy hot.  [+] (10 new replies) 05/31/2016 on Photos I took at an Anime... +8
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#45 - YllekNayr (05/31/2016) [-]
Pyramid head?
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#64 - fuckscreennames (05/31/2016) [-]
no its triangle girl you dummy its a reference to the SBF playthrough of silent hill 2
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#74 - anotherponyaccount (05/31/2016) [-]
Downpour you scrublord
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#75 - fuckscreennames (06/01/2016) [-]
was it from downcoming? its been a while so i just kinda assumed it was from SH2 since thats where pyramid head is from
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#76 - anotherponyaccount (06/01/2016) [-]
Nah they were talking to "Train guy was drunk" fella
#42 - mrsirius (05/31/2016) [-]
But she gives the worst head doh.
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#43 - bigken (05/31/2016) [-]
It's like driving protractor up your dick, it's the worst.
#55 - mrsirius (05/31/2016) [-]
But shes so hot doh.
#56 - YllekNayr (05/31/2016) [-]
I saw one of her
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#60 - alcoholicsemen (05/31/2016) [-]
the guy in the background is like fucking nerdy kids
in my day nerds hid and werent out in the public except school and thats where we lit them up