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bighairybacon

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Date Signed Up:6/27/2012
Last Login:7/28/2015
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#127 - **** her right in the pussy 01/29/2015 on in america 0
#309 - In cheaper by the dozen they call him FedEx so it was a refere… 01/22/2015 on It's Happening 0
#279 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2015 on It's Happening 0
User avatar #296 - fuzzysixx (01/21/2015) [-]
Sauce / explain pls
#309 - bighairybacon (01/22/2015) [-]
In cheaper by the dozen they call him FedEx so it was a reference to boxes I guess
#47 - Just a flesh wound 01/10/2015 on noscoped 0
#165100 - Thank you that's exactly what I needed to hear. 12/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#165098 - -girl likes me, I hungout with her, kinda liked her and asked …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #165241 - advicedude (12/04/2014) [-]
just don't do what I did. Let it go for too long then break up with her at a party and she cries and all her friends scold me when I'm just laughing even if I knew at that moment I couldn't do it any longer. Still got head though.
#165198 - dehumanizer (12/04/2014) [-]
-girl likes me

stoped reading there
User avatar #165099 - erikus (12/03/2014) [-]
Patiente is a virtue. If you saw something in her at first that may still be somewhere. Or who knows, maybe she's got something great you have to notice yet.

Don't rush this kind of things, leave her when you are sure you want to, and not just because you feel insecure.
#165100 - bighairybacon (12/04/2014) [-]
Thank you that's exactly what I needed to hear.
#2 - /b/ 08/31/2014 on Aftermath of Jennifer... 0
#93 - You still have been here under a year bro. 08/31/2014 on TFW looking for a job 0
#36 - >Not squatting 3x/week 08/31/2014 on Never skip leg day +1
#148 - That's Scoobs you ******** 08/31/2014 on you cringe/rage you lose 0
#71 - The "Have an A1 day" was smooth af 08/29/2014 on Whats For Breakfast +3
#73 - >M-muh piracy 99% of people who pirate music would… 08/29/2014 on Downloading music 0
#57 - That girl is actually really ******* hot  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on bruh +28
#128 - findaway (08/28/2014) [-]
Why do you think this got to the front page..
#55 - ayy lmao  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on rekt +8
#69 - plwmar (08/23/2014) [-]
#25 - He could take his cousin 08/20/2014 on Clever title +3
#115 - One time I got so deep I watched a cremation 08/20/2014 on when you hit deep youtube 0
#313 - I have an extra monitor (both are 1400x900 Acers). Should I us…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on PC gaming 0
User avatar #379 - voltkills (08/18/2014) [-]
Yes Yes so much yes. Its so useful, i often have a game on one and a film or TV show on the other, or a map or guides. its just so useful having two monitors.
#48 - Gillette isn't the best a man can get. 08/17/2014 on Father Admin +3
#124 - 150lb is very light. You have a low bodyfat %, meaning you can… 08/17/2014 on Ready For Abs? 0
#98 - Mothers shoveling McD into their kids stomachs... horrible lol 08/17/2014 on Ready For Abs? 0
#94 - parents are pretty ****** up now a days  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Ready For Abs? 0
User avatar #97 - thegamerslife (08/17/2014) [-]
right! I saw a kid that looked 8 and was round... no fucking joke, round. all I could think was about the family guy joke about the fat mexican child "diabeto" lmao... then got sad.

what is the worst you've seen?
#98 - bighairybacon (08/17/2014) [-]
Mothers shoveling McD into their kids stomachs... horrible lol
#92 - lmao yeah, natural selection  [+] (4 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Ready For Abs? 0
User avatar #93 - thegamerslife (08/17/2014) [-]
My dad didn't like me talking bout the new chips bill gates has been overseeing that contains 16 years of contriceptive and I said "maybe we're at a point you just mandate putting one in every 8 year old girl and at 18 they can have it deactivated or let it run out (at 24). I know it's a fucked up idea, but at this point I don't think there are any routes to be eased into... big jumps are what may be needed... but I hope I'm wrong and it never needs to happen.

I saw a family full of kids that all looked... "down" a bit (down syndrome) and started pondering the gene pool.. then the mother started loosing her shit when her kids would ask simple questions.. even smacked her youngest for asking to wash her hands... after the MOTHER BOUGHT HER CHEETOS... YOU'RE THE REASON SHE NEEDS HER HANDS WASHED AND YOU HIT HER!? I almost lost my fucking cool... >
#94 - bighairybacon (08/17/2014) [-]
parents are pretty fucked up now a days
User avatar #97 - thegamerslife (08/17/2014) [-]
right! I saw a kid that looked 8 and was round... no fucking joke, round. all I could think was about the family guy joke about the fat mexican child "diabeto" lmao... then got sad.

what is the worst you've seen?
#98 - bighairybacon (08/17/2014) [-]
Mothers shoveling McD into their kids stomachs... horrible lol
#90 - wish i was in another country  [+] (6 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Ready For Abs? 0
User avatar #91 - thegamerslife (08/17/2014) [-]
fuck that, I wish we could change out country. I still think there needs to be heavy testing before you're allowed to have children.
#92 - bighairybacon (08/17/2014) [-]
lmao yeah, natural selection
User avatar #93 - thegamerslife (08/17/2014) [-]
My dad didn't like me talking bout the new chips bill gates has been overseeing that contains 16 years of contriceptive and I said "maybe we're at a point you just mandate putting one in every 8 year old girl and at 18 they can have it deactivated or let it run out (at 24). I know it's a fucked up idea, but at this point I don't think there are any routes to be eased into... big jumps are what may be needed... but I hope I'm wrong and it never needs to happen.

I saw a family full of kids that all looked... "down" a bit (down syndrome) and started pondering the gene pool.. then the mother started loosing her shit when her kids would ask simple questions.. even smacked her youngest for asking to wash her hands... after the MOTHER BOUGHT HER CHEETOS... YOU'RE THE REASON SHE NEEDS HER HANDS WASHED AND YOU HIT HER!? I almost lost my fucking cool... >
#94 - bighairybacon (08/17/2014) [-]
parents are pretty fucked up now a days
User avatar #97 - thegamerslife (08/17/2014) [-]
right! I saw a kid that looked 8 and was round... no fucking joke, round. all I could think was about the family guy joke about the fat mexican child "diabeto" lmao... then got sad.

what is the worst you've seen?
#98 - bighairybacon (08/17/2014) [-]
Mothers shoveling McD into their kids stomachs... horrible lol
#87 - America happened  [+] (8 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Ready For Abs? -1
User avatar #88 - thegamerslife (08/17/2014) [-]
got a $1... hmm 1 small apple or a can of spaghettios... you know which one parents are giving there kids... I go to town and all I do is see fat 10 year olds (rough guess) and feel so sad for them as there parents pick out their kids favorite chips or else he is going to throw a fit... 'merica
#90 - bighairybacon (08/17/2014) [-]
wish i was in another country
User avatar #91 - thegamerslife (08/17/2014) [-]
fuck that, I wish we could change out country. I still think there needs to be heavy testing before you're allowed to have children.
#92 - bighairybacon (08/17/2014) [-]
lmao yeah, natural selection
User avatar #93 - thegamerslife (08/17/2014) [-]
My dad didn't like me talking bout the new chips bill gates has been overseeing that contains 16 years of contriceptive and I said "maybe we're at a point you just mandate putting one in every 8 year old girl and at 18 they can have it deactivated or let it run out (at 24). I know it's a fucked up idea, but at this point I don't think there are any routes to be eased into... big jumps are what may be needed... but I hope I'm wrong and it never needs to happen.

I saw a family full of kids that all looked... "down" a bit (down syndrome) and started pondering the gene pool.. then the mother started loosing her shit when her kids would ask simple questions.. even smacked her youngest for asking to wash her hands... after the MOTHER BOUGHT HER CHEETOS... YOU'RE THE REASON SHE NEEDS HER HANDS WASHED AND YOU HIT HER!? I almost lost my fucking cool... >
#94 - bighairybacon (08/17/2014) [-]
parents are pretty fucked up now a days
User avatar #97 - thegamerslife (08/17/2014) [-]
right! I saw a kid that looked 8 and was round... no fucking joke, round. all I could think was about the family guy joke about the fat mexican child "diabeto" lmao... then got sad.

what is the worst you've seen?
#98 - bighairybacon (08/17/2014) [-]
Mothers shoveling McD into their kids stomachs... horrible lol
#86 - Amen brother! 08/17/2014 on Ready For Abs? +1

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#43 - bighairybacon (08/22/2012) [-]
thanks
#3 - xchocolatethunderx (07/21/2012) [-]
You should make a yoga pants channel lol
#4 to #3 - bighairybacon (07/21/2012) [-]
Good idea...
User avatar #1 - eryomama (07/20/2012) [-]
Please keep the yoga pants coming :)
#2 to #1 - bighairybacon (07/20/2012) [-]
Will do :). I'll post more in a few, gonna go workout.
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