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#40 - I just wish there was audio so we could hear him saying "… 05/26/2016 on Polygon's DOOM gameplay +32
#33 - source for anyone who doesn't wanna google it  [+] (15 new replies) 05/26/2016 on Polygon's DOOM gameplay +23
#150 - anon (17 hours ago) [-]
The fuckin scrub is playing on easy.
Nightmare first time or not at all.
I want to play DOOM, not the squid kid game.
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#149 - dankgoober (05/27/2016) [-]
I can see he is using a controller, and he sucked with it
#146 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
Eh well if he isn't sjw enough, he can always apply for a job with Mahalo Video Games. From what I've seen he's just barely skilled enough.
#106 - frankjeager (05/26/2016) [-]
oh boy
#62 - ripgeckosncherios (05/26/2016) [-]
wow it's not just the aiming, his decision making and in general movement and camera control are also terrible.
Some people say must be his/her first FPS, I think it has to be the first game that is played from the firstperson perspective in general, I mean even from playing through portal once you should be able to control your character more fluidly
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#60 - punisherswar (05/26/2016) [-]
Cant believe they even had some people defending this....
#55 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
Sweet Jeebus. Did they get their nan to play it?
#57 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
My Nan worked in a munitions factory. Her job was to test fire the rifles and configure the sights. My granddad was an airman on an aircraft carrier; by the end of the war, her accuracy with a firearm was far superior to his.
I don't think either of them picked up a controller throughout their lifetimes, but either of them could have played this game better than this.
#103 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
your nan sounds hot anon
#49 - rprol (05/26/2016) [-]
HOLEEEEE SHIT. That was painful to watch. I went back through and counted and they hit about 12 shots (including the 2/3 they shot into a literally point blank enemy) and miss about 22 (including the ones they fire after everything has died). Just.. painful.
#50 - rprol (05/26/2016) [-]
That's just for the first three enemies
#38 - kageshi (05/26/2016) [-]
LMFAO, i only needed to see the first 30 secs to get it.
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#136 - GnRNoD (05/26/2016) [-]
I've never used a mouse in my life

#37 - PSpepper (05/26/2016) [-]
Good god, its like they've never played a fps.
#40 - bigdogmt (05/26/2016) [-]
I just wish there was audio so we could hear him saying "shit, I have to use BOTH thumbsticks at the same time??"
#461 - This is my Maximum Effort 03/24/2016 on Finale 0
#255 - Super Hot fire 03/24/2016 on Dos 0
#2231 - I'm about to go jack off so I don't have time to put anything … 12/25/2015 on A very special giveaway 0
#239 - I am in the race now, fear me mortals 12/20/2015 on FREE GAMES BECAUSE CHRISTMAS 0
#73 - Picture 12/02/2015 on how accurate is this? 0
#38 - I will do my best 11/23/2015 on Power Armor Warehouse 0
#356 - Here's some sauce, a longer version from another angle  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2015 on Arrest me, I'm right here!... 0
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#413 - thelastamerican (10/22/2015) [-]
Oh shit, the cop that gets hit with his own pepper spray at :36! Priceless! Seriously though, with sound this would make a lot more sense.
#35 - Found it 10/10/2015 on Feels. They hurt. +8
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