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#8 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi bigbeaufort! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #6 - samuraicrack (01/07/2013) [-]
You have the same name as a school in the city im from. (Beaufort)
I know its a cool story, but i thought it was a strange coincidence.
User avatar #7 to #6 - bigbeaufort ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
It's a nickname I had when I moved from Beaufort (SC)
User avatar #1 - lunarlizzy (01/01/2013) [-]
vegan or vegetarian? no hate, i'm just curious. i can definitely see vegetarian, but if you're vegan I'd love to know why :) whenever i ask a vegan in a class they turn they're cheek like ive insulted them or they don't want to waste their time :(
User avatar #2 to #1 - bigbeaufort ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Vegetarian actually. But my sister and her significant other are vegan for the purpose that a lot of research shows that dairy is not as healthy for you as everyone says. I believe it I just find cheese and milk too good to pass up.
User avatar #3 to #2 - lunarlizzy (01/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, cheese is amazing :) i have pet goats and i make homemade goat cheese, that is probably why i'm not vegan :D that and fish. Any idea why dairy is bad for you? it was my understanding that we have been conditioned to it
User avatar #4 to #3 - bigbeaufort ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Basically milk has such a high concentration of calcium that it actually leeches the calcium from your bones rather than increasing bone density. Usually milk is fortified with vitamin D to aid in the absorption of calcium into your bones. But there is still an over-saturation of calcium making it a still unhealthy by definition.

A documentary that covers the subject in great detail (better than I can explain through just words) is "Forks Over Knives". It's actually what helped my sister decide to switch from vegetarianism to vegan.
User avatar #5 to #4 - lunarlizzy (01/04/2013) [-]
thanks! ill definitely check it out :)
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