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Date Signed Up:9/24/2012
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#33 - To be fair. I almost always 100% wonder what's between a woman… 12/21/2014 on Rape 0
#18 - I dunno. I work retail. Love my job. hate the people … 12/21/2014 on Working in retail during... 0
#129 - Did it with a chick that was 5 ft even. Had to ID her first, y…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on Hypocrisy The Picture 0
#346 - luigipimp (12/21/2014) [-]
theres no boncer in my bed
#52 - It's nice to know that people are universally stupid. *bro-fis… 12/20/2014 on Bank at Gamestop! 0
#45 - God, that's how ******* DLC codes are with people…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Bank at Gamestop! 0
User avatar #51 - letriggs (12/20/2014) [-]
oh I get stuff like that all the time

get this one guy who every couple of weeks asks for about £100 xbox credit an asks if he can use it to pay for xbox live. I tell him no every time but he still buys it then comes back later that day to bitch about how he was mis-sold the credit
User avatar #52 - bigbeaufort (12/20/2014) [-]
It's nice to know that people are universally stupid. *bro-fist* for putting up with retail
#42 - Man, you know people bitch about "muh freedums" over…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Bank at Gamestop! 0
User avatar #44 - letriggs (12/20/2014) [-]
oh they do that here

we get people bitching so much about that or that we ordered them the wrong edition or the wrong console or that we didn't tell them they only get held for 48 hours so they now have to sign all pre-orders to say they have looked at the fine print on the receipt
User avatar #45 - bigbeaufort (12/20/2014) [-]
God, that's how fucking DLC codes are with people here. So they have to click a 'yes' button verifying that it's what they want and wont try to return it.

Had some kid (age 19 or so) ask for "the one year membership for call of duty" so I sold him the season pass for it. He came back later and said "no, I need the membership to play call of duty ONLINE". Felt bad, but we cant return it since he hit the 'yes' button on the pinpad. He bitched about how we're an international company and $50 wouldn't affect us too much. I told him no, and he took it to our DM. Who told him the same thing.

It shouldn't do this, but it makes me feel good when people who bitch at me about their inability to pay attention, get owned.

Love this job...
User avatar #51 - letriggs (12/20/2014) [-]
oh I get stuff like that all the time

get this one guy who every couple of weeks asks for about £100 xbox credit an asks if he can use it to pay for xbox live. I tell him no every time but he still buys it then comes back later that day to bitch about how he was mis-sold the credit
User avatar #52 - bigbeaufort (12/20/2014) [-]
It's nice to know that people are universally stupid. *bro-fist* for putting up with retail
#40 - It's preferred that $5 is kept on it, so it doesn't negatively… 12/20/2014 on Bank at Gamestop! 0
#39 - We check ID versus preorders to prevent people from taking mon… 12/20/2014 on Bank at Gamestop! 0
#38 - I work at gamestop. I swear to ******* god someon…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Bank at Gamestop! 0
User avatar #41 - letriggs (12/20/2014) [-]
that's why at the UK counterpart GAME the money only goes onto a giftcard
User avatar #42 - bigbeaufort (12/20/2014) [-]
Man, you know people bitch about "muh freedums" over here dude.
User avatar #44 - letriggs (12/20/2014) [-]
oh they do that here

we get people bitching so much about that or that we ordered them the wrong edition or the wrong console or that we didn't tell them they only get held for 48 hours so they now have to sign all pre-orders to say they have looked at the fine print on the receipt
User avatar #45 - bigbeaufort (12/20/2014) [-]
God, that's how fucking DLC codes are with people here. So they have to click a 'yes' button verifying that it's what they want and wont try to return it.

Had some kid (age 19 or so) ask for "the one year membership for call of duty" so I sold him the season pass for it. He came back later and said "no, I need the membership to play call of duty ONLINE". Felt bad, but we cant return it since he hit the 'yes' button on the pinpad. He bitched about how we're an international company and $50 wouldn't affect us too much. I told him no, and he took it to our DM. Who told him the same thing.

It shouldn't do this, but it makes me feel good when people who bitch at me about their inability to pay attention, get owned.

Love this job...
User avatar #51 - letriggs (12/20/2014) [-]
oh I get stuff like that all the time

get this one guy who every couple of weeks asks for about £100 xbox credit an asks if he can use it to pay for xbox live. I tell him no every time but he still buys it then comes back later that day to bitch about how he was mis-sold the credit
User avatar #52 - bigbeaufort (12/20/2014) [-]
It's nice to know that people are universally stupid. *bro-fist* for putting up with retail
#1 - Dunno why it took you so long. You were already cut up  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Ketosis Diet +3
#3 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
Killed it.
User avatar #2 - travishein (12/19/2014) [-]
Hahaha...that's brilliant...

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User avatar #6 - samuraicrack (01/07/2013) [-]
You have the same name as a school in the city im from. (Beaufort)
I know its a cool story, but i thought it was a strange coincidence.
User avatar #7 to #6 - bigbeaufort (01/07/2013) [-]
It's a nickname I had when I moved from Beaufort (SC)
User avatar #1 - lunarlizzy (01/01/2013) [-]
vegan or vegetarian? no hate, i'm just curious. i can definitely see vegetarian, but if you're vegan I'd love to know why :) whenever i ask a vegan in a class they turn they're cheek like ive insulted them or they don't want to waste their time :(
User avatar #2 to #1 - bigbeaufort (01/04/2013) [-]
Vegetarian actually. But my sister and her significant other are vegan for the purpose that a lot of research shows that dairy is not as healthy for you as everyone says. I believe it I just find cheese and milk too good to pass up.
User avatar #3 to #2 - lunarlizzy (01/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, cheese is amazing :) i have pet goats and i make homemade goat cheese, that is probably why i'm not vegan :D that and fish. Any idea why dairy is bad for you? it was my understanding that we have been conditioned to it
User avatar #4 to #3 - bigbeaufort (01/04/2013) [-]
Basically milk has such a high concentration of calcium that it actually leeches the calcium from your bones rather than increasing bone density. Usually milk is fortified with vitamin D to aid in the absorption of calcium into your bones. But there is still an over-saturation of calcium making it a still unhealthy by definition.

A documentary that covers the subject in great detail (better than I can explain through just words) is "Forks Over Knives". It's actually what helped my sister decide to switch from vegetarianism to vegan.
User avatar #5 to #4 - lunarlizzy (01/04/2013) [-]
thanks! ill definitely check it out :)
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