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Date Signed Up:8/02/2012
Last Login:4/25/2015
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Times Content Favorited:260 times
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latest user's comments

#626621 - Texas. I've never even seen snow, but I may be there for the winter 1 hour ago on Pony Thread 15 0
#626605 - May I ask what happened this last week? 1 hour ago on Pony Thread 15 0
#626594 - I believe so, yes 1 hour ago on Pony Thread 15 0
#626590 - ooo I might end up there soon  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #626615 - furrypuppy (1 hour ago) [-]
Why so? And where are you from? :3

I'm about 7500km away from home :3
User avatar #626621 - bible (1 hour ago) [-]
Texas. I've never even seen snow, but I may be there for the winter
#626587 - Mornin! Hey, is your week gettin any better?  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #626591 - blackquill (2 hours ago) [-]
morning

and yes its getting rather better.

User avatar #626605 - bible (1 hour ago) [-]
May I ask what happened this last week?
#624904 - Naw not at all. I just did my work and left.  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #624908 - zealotgold (12 hours ago) [-]
then its all good! heh
#624896 - Yes pretty much Pretty accurate I'd say  [+] (3 new replies) 12 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#624898 - zealotgold (12 hours ago) [-]
heh couldnt of been that bad?
User avatar #624904 - bible (12 hours ago) [-]
Naw not at all. I just did my work and left.
User avatar #624908 - zealotgold (12 hours ago) [-]
then its all good! heh
#624895 - Yea, its a kinda see through white wife beater 12 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
#624865 - I went in my uniform undershirt. Didn't know it was …  [+] (7 new replies) 12 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
#624881 - zealotgold (12 hours ago) [-]
yfw
User avatar #624896 - bible (12 hours ago) [-]
Yes pretty much

Pretty accurate I'd say
#624898 - zealotgold (12 hours ago) [-]
heh couldnt of been that bad?
User avatar #624904 - bible (12 hours ago) [-]
Naw not at all. I just did my work and left.
User avatar #624908 - zealotgold (12 hours ago) [-]
then its all good! heh
User avatar #624867 - cookiecoketwo (12 hours ago) [-]
Uniform Undershirt?
User avatar #624895 - bible (12 hours ago) [-]
Yea, its a kinda see through white wife beater
#624825 - Oh, I have context now. That's... ****** rough. 13 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1

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User avatar #395 - garymotherfingoak (03/18/2015) [-]
ey bby
#392 - medewu (03/15/2015) [-]
That was quite possibly the gayest thing I've ever read on thread... and Phanact has a vocabulary... jk
#393 to #392 - bible ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Hahaha, Shoot man, true tho. I wish I knew some of y'all irl.
Hahaha, Shoot man, true tho. I wish I knew some of y'all irl.
#396 to #393 - rdobet (03/31/2015) [-]
Life needs to hurry up with the teleporters.
User avatar #394 to #393 - medewu (03/15/2015) [-]
I wish the orange faggot. Wasn't an Orange faggot.
#387 - yiffcario (03/12/2015) [-]
Garret right?
User avatar #388 to #387 - bible ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
That is my middle name, what people back home called me
#389 to #388 - yiffcario (03/12/2015) [-]
Garret Benton?
If so, we're friends on Facebook, so Happy Birthday.
User avatar #390 to #389 - bible ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
Aww thanks!

We're on fb?
#391 to #390 - yiffcario (03/12/2015) [-]
No problem man!

Apparently =P
User avatar #383 - geeky (03/08/2015) [-]
**** it, you get it anyway:
vid.me/ihU6
Enjoy
User avatar #385 to #383 - bible ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Oh **** what is this

Nice, this is nice

I might make one too
User avatar #386 to #385 - geeky (03/08/2015) [-]
I look forward to it~
User avatar #382 - geeky (03/08/2015) [-]
Still want a sample of me and my voice?
User avatar #384 to #382 - bible ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Haha sure aye
#381 - yiffcario (02/23/2015) [-]
These colors omgggggggg
#378 - hateandwhiskey (02/17/2015) [-]
have we met previously?
have we met previously?
User avatar #379 to #378 - bible ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Indeed! I believe you were going to become a Marine, and you're in whatever they call their DEP?
#380 to #379 - hateandwhiskey (02/17/2015) [-]
you mean MEPS?   
   
where'd you hear about that?
you mean MEPS?

where'd you hear about that?
#377 - bible ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #376 - bible ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #375 - bible ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
[spoiler] [/spoiler]
User avatar #374 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
your profile hurts to look at
#373 - bible ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #367 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
User avatar #368 to #367 - bible ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
How did you come across my profile?
User avatar #369 to #368 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
The internet.
User avatar #370 to #369 - bible ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Well sure, but I hardly ever post outside of a single thread. Impressive.

Cute dogs you got there, by the way.
User avatar #371 to #370 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Thank you my friend!
User avatar #364 - plataeiou ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
WHY THE COLORS
WHAT
WHAAAAA
User avatar #372 to #364 - bible ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
Badaboom
User avatar #365 to #364 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
awwww yis

Clashing colors, I love it
User avatar #366 to #365 - plataeiou ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Check mine out<3
#357 - plataeiou ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #360 to #357 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Awww yis

Y'all got me tryna draw weird **** aha, bored outta my mind
User avatar #343 - garymotherfingoak (12/27/2014) [-]
rawr
User avatar #344 to #343 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Sup Gary!!!
User avatar #346 to #344 - garymotherfingoak (12/27/2014) [-]
whatd you get for xmas?
User avatar #347 to #345 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
'Daw **** , nice! Very clear too!

I got a drawing tablet and well, lots of sex really. It was a good break.

User avatar #348 to #347 - garymotherfingoak (12/27/2014) [-]
how much is lots~?

glad to hear ^^
User avatar #349 to #348 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Just about every night in my vacation. Fun **** , I love my hometown.

Do you play any games?
User avatar #351 to #349 - garymotherfingoak (12/27/2014) [-]
wwwwwelllllllllllllllllll???????????????

what's so gross about an HD burger?
User avatar #352 to #351 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Bad experience at a Mickie D's

When I was a kid I got sick a frew up after eating fast food burgers, ever since then I could NEVER keep them down. I can easily eat a good burger at a restaurant, or one that I grilled, but never one from a fast food chain

It's weird because if I eat a good burger, I can't even look at it or I'll get nauseated remembering fast food ones.
User avatar #354 to #352 - garymotherfingoak (12/27/2014) [-]
maybe your body is expecting a bad burger from fast food because of it.

and i was welling about the sexitiems
User avatar #356 to #354 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
I became a manwhore
User avatar #355 to #354 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Oh, right

Well going back home most of my old HS friends either broke up or divorced over the last like what, 2 years out of high school? And I'm not nearly as shy and look very good nowadays, so I have that going for me

So it became one after the other, quite nice.
User avatar #359 to #355 - garymotherfingoak (12/27/2014) [-]
well daum, lucky you

so how good do you look handsome~?
User avatar #362 to #359 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Unsure, enough for people to notice tho

Still tryna lose more weight, then I'll start cutting and building
User avatar #363 to #362 - garymotherfingoak (12/27/2014) [-]
sounds good. i need to lose some weight too
User avatar #353 to #352 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
and*
User avatar #350 to #349 - garymotherfingoak (12/27/2014) [-]
was it with your gf ooor

more skyrim than i should have
#341 - bible ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
Psst

Geeky

User avatar #342 to #341 - geeky (12/26/2014) [-]
10/10 like something out of Minecraft
#319 - bible ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
Current Wallpaper
#338 to #319 - bible ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
silversspoon I'm sorry it took me sooo long

Been very very busy with family and friends lately, here is some of my folder
User avatar #339 to #338 - silversspoon (12/26/2014) [-]
it's cool dude
i've been the same
#334 to #319 - bible ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
Butts
#333 to #319 - bible ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
*roll 3 1-100*
*roll 3 1-100*
#332 to #319 - bible ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
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#327 to #319 - bible ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #358 to #326 - plataeiou ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
I sense cropped porn.
#325 to #319 - bible ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
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#322 to #319 - bible ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
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#340 to #320 - silversspoon (12/26/2014) [-]
not bad   
but i have most of those
not bad
but i have most of those
User avatar #318 - garymotherfingoak (12/25/2014) [-]
merry xmas fag
#298 - yiffcario (12/18/2014) [-]
I feel like receiving a friend request from you is like saying "This motha ***** needs Jesus."

Who are you?
#301 to #298 - bible ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Haha you probably do

But srsly tho, I was excited to see you on. I'm an old pal from the pony threads, I went under a different account back then. Djponee, if you recall

It's nice to see you
#303 to #301 - yiffcario (12/18/2014) [-]
You have no idea.

**** if you're who I think you are I used to know your name and I think you're from Texas? Might be thinking of someone else with that one.

:3
#304 to #303 - bible ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Whoa...

Yeah, that was me!
#305 to #304 - yiffcario (12/18/2014) [-]
Woo memory!
Don't remember your name though.

Didn't you like, forget part of your life too? Because I remember being told that and it bummed the hell out of me.
User avatar #307 to #305 - bible ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Actually, yes

Something along the lines, but did I post about it? It was just slight amnesia, though, due to a head injury. I was conscious again quickly so it wasn't too bad, but it was weird because at first I had a tough time recollecting random memories.

Nothing bad came of it, though, thankfully. I didn't know I ever mentioned it!
#308 to #307 - yiffcario (12/18/2014) [-]
My memory is weird.

Well, it's cool to get to talk to you again.
User avatar #309 to #308 - bible ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I feel that.

Hey man, keep being awesome!
User avatar #311 to #309 - yiffcario (12/18/2014) [-]
You too dude, drop a comment anytime.
#299 to #298 - giffythetoad (12/18/2014) [-]
He knows the kinds of sick things you're into. He's going to set you right in the eyes of Jesus.
He knows the kinds of sick things you're into. He's going to set you right in the eyes of Jesus.
User avatar #310 to #299 - bible ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
And you keep being awesome too!
User avatar #302 to #299 - yiffcario (12/18/2014) [-]
Dat gif tho.
It didn't load until after I finished my reply.
#300 to #299 - yiffcario (12/18/2014) [-]
Ha!
Good luck with that m8.
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