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Date Signed Up:8/02/2012
Last Login:4/02/2015
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Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 129 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 267 Comments: Pure Win → Level 268 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:149904
Times Content Favorited:261 times
Total Comments Made:5887
FJ Points:9706

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    He did it on Porpoise He did it on Porpoise
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latest user's comments

#1257 - I often name accounts and characters off the first things I se… 03/31/2015 on Origin of your FJ username +1
#249 - I couldn't agree more, I don't know why I ******* love … 03/31/2015 on But my triggers 0
#145 - What are you nerds whining about now 03/29/2015 on Cue debate in comments +1
#536958 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +3
User avatar #536977 - geeky (03/29/2015) [-]
GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FASTER
AND FASTER
AND FASTA FASTA FASTA
#536955 - Hey guys. How are you? I'm doing well myself. My lit… 03/29/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#536938 - Nighty night 03/29/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
#536935 - Hey there. Welcome, its nice to have you. 03/29/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#530118 - Micrometers and picometers are the next step down on the metri…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #530126 - wonna (03/28/2015) [-]


and i only seen the image. didnt realize there was text.


to tired.


so im gucci, you bruh?
#530052 - How was work?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #530058 - zzRedzz (03/28/2015) [-]
Boring af
#530048 - Get wrekt tho Whatsup guys  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #530092 - wonna (03/28/2015) [-]
i dunno if my 2 inch would work.


sorry i mean 2 centimeter.


sorry i mean 2 nanometer
User avatar #530118 - bible (03/28/2015) [-]
Micrometers and picometers are the next step down on the metric scale I believe
User avatar #530126 - wonna (03/28/2015) [-]


and i only seen the image. didnt realize there was text.


to tired.


so im gucci, you bruh?
User avatar #530053 - warzon (03/28/2015) [-]
*unzips*

okaie.

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User avatar #395 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
ey bby
#392 - medewu ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
That was quite possibly the gayest thing I've ever read on thread... and Phanact has a vocabulary... jk
#393 to #392 - bible ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Hahaha, Shoot man, true tho. I wish I knew some of y'all irl.
Hahaha, Shoot man, true tho. I wish I knew some of y'all irl.
#396 to #393 - rdobet ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
Life needs to hurry up with the teleporters.
User avatar #394 to #393 - medewu ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
I wish the orange faggot. Wasn't an Orange faggot.
#387 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
Garret right?
User avatar #388 to #387 - bible ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
That is my middle name, what people back home called me
#389 to #388 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
Garret Benton?
If so, we're friends on Facebook, so Happy Birthday.
User avatar #390 to #389 - bible ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
Aww thanks!

We're on fb?
#391 to #390 - yiffcario ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
No problem man!

Apparently =P
User avatar #383 - geeky ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
**** it, you get it anyway:
vid.me/ihU6
Enjoy
User avatar #385 to #383 - bible ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Oh **** what is this

Nice, this is nice

I might make one too
User avatar #386 to #385 - geeky ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
I look forward to it~
User avatar #382 - geeky ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Still want a sample of me and my voice?
User avatar #384 to #382 - bible ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Haha sure aye
#381 - yiffcario ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
These colors omgggggggg
#378 - hateandwhiskey (02/17/2015) [-]
have we met previously?
have we met previously?
User avatar #379 to #378 - bible ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Indeed! I believe you were going to become a Marine, and you're in whatever they call their DEP?
#380 to #379 - hateandwhiskey (02/17/2015) [-]
you mean MEPS?   
   
where'd you hear about that?
you mean MEPS?

where'd you hear about that?
#377 - bible ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #376 - bible ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #375 - bible ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
[spoiler] [/spoiler]
User avatar #374 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
your profile hurts to look at
#373 - bible ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #367 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
User avatar #368 to #367 - bible ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
How did you come across my profile?
User avatar #369 to #368 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
The internet.
User avatar #370 to #369 - bible ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Well sure, but I hardly ever post outside of a single thread. Impressive.

Cute dogs you got there, by the way.
User avatar #371 to #370 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Thank you my friend!
User avatar #364 - plataeiou ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
WHY THE COLORS
WHAT
WHAAAAA
User avatar #372 to #364 - bible ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
Badaboom
User avatar #365 to #364 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
awwww yis

Clashing colors, I love it
User avatar #366 to #365 - plataeiou ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Check mine out<3
#357 - plataeiou ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #360 to #357 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Awww yis

Y'all got me tryna draw weird **** aha, bored outta my mind
User avatar #343 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
rawr
User avatar #344 to #343 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Sup Gary!!!
User avatar #346 to #344 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
whatd you get for xmas?
User avatar #347 to #345 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
'Daw **** , nice! Very clear too!

I got a drawing tablet and well, lots of sex really. It was a good break.

User avatar #348 to #347 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
how much is lots~?

glad to hear ^^
User avatar #349 to #348 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Just about every night in my vacation. Fun **** , I love my hometown.

Do you play any games?
User avatar #351 to #349 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
wwwwwelllllllllllllllllll???????????????

what's so gross about an HD burger?
User avatar #352 to #351 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Bad experience at a Mickie D's

When I was a kid I got sick a frew up after eating fast food burgers, ever since then I could NEVER keep them down. I can easily eat a good burger at a restaurant, or one that I grilled, but never one from a fast food chain

It's weird because if I eat a good burger, I can't even look at it or I'll get nauseated remembering fast food ones.
User avatar #354 to #352 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
maybe your body is expecting a bad burger from fast food because of it.

and i was welling about the sexitiems
User avatar #356 to #354 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
I became a manwhore
User avatar #355 to #354 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Oh, right

Well going back home most of my old HS friends either broke up or divorced over the last like what, 2 years out of high school? And I'm not nearly as shy and look very good nowadays, so I have that going for me

So it became one after the other, quite nice.
User avatar #359 to #355 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
well daum, lucky you

so how good do you look handsome~?
User avatar #362 to #359 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Unsure, enough for people to notice tho

Still tryna lose more weight, then I'll start cutting and building
User avatar #363 to #362 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
sounds good. i need to lose some weight too
User avatar #353 to #352 - bible ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
and*
User avatar #350 to #349 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
was it with your gf ooor

more skyrim than i should have
#341 - bible ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
Psst

Geeky

User avatar #342 to #341 - geeky ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
10/10 like something out of Minecraft
#319 - bible ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
Current Wallpaper
#338 to #319 - bible ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
silversspoon I'm sorry it took me sooo long

Been very very busy with family and friends lately, here is some of my folder
User avatar #339 to #338 - silversspoon (12/26/2014) [-]
it's cool dude
i've been the same
#334 to #319 - bible ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
Butts
#333 to #319 - bible ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
*roll 3 1-100*
*roll 3 1-100*
#332 to #319 - bible ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #358 to #326 - plataeiou ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
I sense cropped porn.
#325 to #319 - bible ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
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#340 to #320 - silversspoon (12/26/2014) [-]
not bad   
but i have most of those
not bad
but i have most of those
User avatar #318 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
merry xmas fag
#298 - yiffcario ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
I feel like receiving a friend request from you is like saying "This motha ***** needs Jesus."

Who are you?
#301 to #298 - bible ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Haha you probably do

But srsly tho, I was excited to see you on. I'm an old pal from the pony threads, I went under a different account back then. Djponee, if you recall

It's nice to see you
#303 to #301 - yiffcario ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
You have no idea.

**** if you're who I think you are I used to know your name and I think you're from Texas? Might be thinking of someone else with that one.

:3
#304 to #303 - bible ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Whoa...

Yeah, that was me!
#305 to #304 - yiffcario ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Woo memory!
Don't remember your name though.

Didn't you like, forget part of your life too? Because I remember being told that and it bummed the hell out of me.
User avatar #307 to #305 - bible ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Actually, yes

Something along the lines, but did I post about it? It was just slight amnesia, though, due to a head injury. I was conscious again quickly so it wasn't too bad, but it was weird because at first I had a tough time recollecting random memories.

Nothing bad came of it, though, thankfully. I didn't know I ever mentioned it!
#308 to #307 - yiffcario ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
My memory is weird.

Well, it's cool to get to talk to you again.
User avatar #309 to #308 - bible ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I feel that.

Hey man, keep being awesome!
User avatar #311 to #309 - yiffcario ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
You too dude, drop a comment anytime.
#299 to #298 - giffythetoad (12/18/2014) [-]
He knows the kinds of sick things you're into. He's going to set you right in the eyes of Jesus.
He knows the kinds of sick things you're into. He's going to set you right in the eyes of Jesus.
User avatar #310 to #299 - bible ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
And you keep being awesome too!
User avatar #302 to #299 - yiffcario ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Dat gif tho.
It didn't load until after I finished my reply.
#300 to #299 - yiffcario ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Ha!
Good luck with that m8.
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