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#254770 - After I'm done with this and do my time I hope to go to a dece… 32 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#254768 - Well I tried playing league. I played Rhyze in a bot … 32 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#254758 - Ahoy 36 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
#254756 - ?  [+] (2 new replies) 36 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +3
User avatar #254820 - sonatadusk (9 minutes ago) [-]
The Nightmare Moon-Moon appears in one of the scenes.
User avatar #254818 - sonatadusk (9 minutes ago) [-]
#254753 - Numbers will one day inevitably be my life  [+] (2 new replies) 37 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #254759 - blackquill (35 minutes ago) [-]
yeah, like after college
User avatar #254770 - bible (32 minutes ago) [-]
After I'm done with this and do my time I hope to go to a decent college
#254696 - Nanananananana  [+] (1 new reply) 58 minutes ago on Pony Thread 15 +3
#254707 - wigglyjr (53 minutes ago) [-]
#254679 - Picture 1 hour ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
#95 - You're the only one I've ever liked if that counts for anything  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on What I Think About Themed... 0
User avatar #97 - mcburd (2 hours ago) [-]
Thanks mang.

I'd post a picture with this but I'm trying to avoid repeats. Surry
#9 - That is to say what the Bible says, anyways 2 hours ago on Now that's just odd +2
#8 - Well in that defense, God also created the universe, so if He …  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on Now that's just odd +10
User avatar #10 - monswine (2 hours ago) [-]
Maybe he just kept making Jews for the Romans to kill? Clearly ''His Plan'' required Romans to eventually convert to Christianity. I dunno about you but slaughtering people until their blood comes up to my horses nostrils sounds rad af.
#11 - sourceror (1 hour ago) [-]
Now that's brutal.
brutal based god
User avatar #9 - bible (2 hours ago) [-]
That is to say what the Bible says, anyways
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User avatar #376 - bible (01/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #375 - bible (01/25/2015) [-]
[spoiler] [/spoiler]
User avatar #374 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
your profile hurts to look at
User avatar #367 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
User avatar #368 to #367 - bible (12/30/2014) [-]
How did you come across my profile?
User avatar #369 to #368 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
The internet.
User avatar #370 to #369 - bible (12/30/2014) [-]
Well sure, but I hardly ever post outside of a single thread. Impressive.

Cute dogs you got there, by the way.
User avatar #371 to #370 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Thank you my friend!
User avatar #364 - plataeiou (12/27/2014) [-]
WHY THE COLORS
WHAT
WHAAAAA
User avatar #372 to #364 - bible (01/06/2015) [-]
Badaboom
User avatar #365 to #364 - bible (12/27/2014) [-]
awwww yis

Clashing colors, I love it
User avatar #366 to #365 - plataeiou (12/27/2014) [-]
Check mine out<3
User avatar #360 to #357 - bible (12/27/2014) [-]
Awww yis

Y'all got me tryna draw weird **** aha, bored outta my mind
User avatar #343 - garymotherfingoak (12/27/2014) [-]
rawr
User avatar #344 to #343 - bible (12/27/2014) [-]
Sup Gary!!!
User avatar #346 to #344 - garymotherfingoak (12/27/2014) [-]
whatd you get for xmas?
User avatar #347 to #345 - bible (12/27/2014) [-]
'Daw **** , nice! Very clear too!

I got a drawing tablet and well, lots of sex really. It was a good break.

User avatar #348 to #347 - garymotherfingoak (12/27/2014) [-]
how much is lots~?

glad to hear ^^
User avatar #349 to #348 - bible (12/27/2014) [-]
Just about every night in my vacation. Fun **** , I love my hometown.

Do you play any games?
User avatar #351 to #349 - garymotherfingoak (12/27/2014) [-]
wwwwwelllllllllllllllllll???????????????

what's so gross about an HD burger?
User avatar #352 to #351 - bible (12/27/2014) [-]
Bad experience at a Mickie D's

When I was a kid I got sick a frew up after eating fast food burgers, ever since then I could NEVER keep them down. I can easily eat a good burger at a restaurant, or one that I grilled, but never one from a fast food chain

It's weird because if I eat a good burger, I can't even look at it or I'll get nauseated remembering fast food ones.
User avatar #354 to #352 - garymotherfingoak (12/27/2014) [-]
maybe your body is expecting a bad burger from fast food because of it.

and i was welling about the sexitiems
User avatar #356 to #354 - bible (12/27/2014) [-]
I became a manwhore
User avatar #355 to #354 - bible (12/27/2014) [-]
Oh, right

Well going back home most of my old HS friends either broke up or divorced over the last like what, 2 years out of high school? And I'm not nearly as shy and look very good nowadays, so I have that going for me

So it became one after the other, quite nice.
User avatar #359 to #355 - garymotherfingoak (12/27/2014) [-]
well daum, lucky you

so how good do you look handsome~?
User avatar #362 to #359 - bible (12/27/2014) [-]
Unsure, enough for people to notice tho

Still tryna lose more weight, then I'll start cutting and building
User avatar #363 to #362 - garymotherfingoak (12/27/2014) [-]
sounds good. i need to lose some weight too
User avatar #353 to #352 - bible (12/27/2014) [-]
and*
User avatar #350 to #349 - garymotherfingoak (12/27/2014) [-]
was it with your gf ooor

more skyrim than i should have
#341 - bible (12/26/2014) [-]
Psst

Geeky

User avatar #342 to #341 - geeky (12/26/2014) [-]
10/10 like something out of Minecraft
#319 - bible (12/26/2014) [-]
Current Wallpaper
#338 to #319 - bible (12/26/2014) [-]
silversspoon I'm sorry it took me sooo long

Been very very busy with family and friends lately, here is some of my folder
User avatar #339 to #338 - silversspoon (12/26/2014) [-]
it's cool dude
i've been the same
#333 to #319 - bible (12/26/2014) [-]
*roll 3 1-100*
*roll 3 1-100*
User avatar #358 to #326 - plataeiou (12/27/2014) [-]
I sense cropped porn.
#340 to #320 - silversspoon (12/26/2014) [-]
not bad   
but i have most of those
not bad
but i have most of those
User avatar #318 - garymotherfingoak (12/25/2014) [-]
merry xmas fag
#298 - yiffcario ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
I feel like receiving a friend request from you is like saying "This motha ***** needs Jesus."

Who are you?
#301 to #298 - bible (12/18/2014) [-]
Haha you probably do

But srsly tho, I was excited to see you on. I'm an old pal from the pony threads, I went under a different account back then. Djponee, if you recall

It's nice to see you
#303 to #301 - yiffcario ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
You have no idea.

**** if you're who I think you are I used to know your name and I think you're from Texas? Might be thinking of someone else with that one.

:3
#304 to #303 - bible (12/18/2014) [-]
Whoa...

Yeah, that was me!
#305 to #304 - yiffcario ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Woo memory!
Don't remember your name though.

Didn't you like, forget part of your life too? Because I remember being told that and it bummed the hell out of me.
User avatar #307 to #305 - bible (12/18/2014) [-]
Actually, yes

Something along the lines, but did I post about it? It was just slight amnesia, though, due to a head injury. I was conscious again quickly so it wasn't too bad, but it was weird because at first I had a tough time recollecting random memories.

Nothing bad came of it, though, thankfully. I didn't know I ever mentioned it!
#308 to #307 - yiffcario ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
My memory is weird.

Well, it's cool to get to talk to you again.
User avatar #309 to #308 - bible (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I feel that.

Hey man, keep being awesome!
User avatar #311 to #309 - yiffcario ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
You too dude, drop a comment anytime.
#299 to #298 - giffythetoad ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
He knows the kinds of sick things you're into. He's going to set you right in the eyes of Jesus.
He knows the kinds of sick things you're into. He's going to set you right in the eyes of Jesus.
User avatar #310 to #299 - bible (12/18/2014) [-]
And you keep being awesome too!
User avatar #302 to #299 - yiffcario ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Dat gif tho.
It didn't load until after I finished my reply.
#300 to #299 - yiffcario ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Ha!
Good luck with that m8.
User avatar #294 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
bap
User avatar #306 to #294 - yiffcario ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
bap fap
#295 to #294 - bible (12/15/2014) [-]
Yo whatup man   
   
What are you doing? Just got done with some house cleaning myself, all I need is a haircut and I'm golden
Yo whatup man

What are you doing? Just got done with some house cleaning myself, all I need is a haircut and I'm golden
User avatar #312 to #295 - plataeiou (12/19/2014) [-]
Well, my cat died earlier today.
User avatar #313 to #312 - bible (12/19/2014) [-]
Damn man

I know how that feels...That really, really hurts. How are you?
User avatar #314 to #313 - plataeiou (12/19/2014) [-]
I feel like **** .
User avatar #315 to #314 - bible (12/19/2014) [-]
Damn, I'm sorry about that. I really am, I had a dog attack my cat. Talk about rage...

But that passed. I loved my cat, so I can only imagine.

What happened?
User avatar #316 to #315 - plataeiou (12/19/2014) [-]
Possible electrocution. :I
User avatar #317 to #316 - bible (12/19/2014) [-]
Possibly?

Damn.....that is horrible...

I hated having to see that sort of thing, you know?

The only time I ever attacked someone without provocation was a man kicking a kitten
#284 - bible (12/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #279 to #277 - bible (12/15/2014) [-]
OOOOH wassup G

Posting all my best gifs

What are you up to
User avatar #281 to #279 - garymotherfingoak (12/15/2014) [-]
playin smash
#273 - bible (12/15/2014) [-]
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#265 - plataeiou (12/14/2014) [-]
HEY LOOK! ANTRO!
#266 to #265 - bible (12/14/2014) [-]

I'm not one of them
I'm not one of them
I'm not one of them
I might be one of them
User avatar #268 to #267 - bible (12/14/2014) [-]
**** man, y'all makin me anxious for the break
User avatar #261 - syrianassassin (12/13/2014) [-]
why is your name bible?

when i saw you is aid oh **** now i have another 5th argument from christian.

are you christian?
User avatar #262 to #261 - bible (12/13/2014) [-]
Yes, but I'm not very open about it. Not generally, anywho.
#263 to #262 - syrianassassin (12/13/2014) [-]
well im surprised you didnt come a ********* RAGE with allot of exclamation point at me for saying (no real bible exist) and all are different from other.

and you was truthful in that comment and didnt hide or bury any proof.. i dont have anything against Christianity as long it wont go **** at me
User avatar #264 to #263 - bible (12/13/2014) [-]
Naw, I'm not about to pretend there aren't glaringly obvious flaws. Most sane Christians won't pretend there aren't either, and shouldn't attack you for anything else.
User avatar #272 to #264 - syrianassassin (12/14/2014) [-]
i think your username let you suffer allot from /religion/
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