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Date Signed Up:8/02/2012
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#72371 - All my pics are coming out in all black, it's so dark not even…  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#72383 - geeky (6 hours ago) [-]
Your name is probably bible because you are definitely living in hell!
But yeah, I understand, I'll be waiting for tomorrow then.
#72279 - Comment deleted 6 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
#72262 - GET OUT OF MAH SWAMP Really though, it's a surreal ex…  [+] (5 new replies) 6 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#72266 - geeky (6 hours ago) [-]
I would very much enjoy that and would owe you one redeemable favor for literally anything in return.
User avatar #72346 - geeky (6 hours ago) [-]
bible, I didn't get to see that :c
User avatar #72371 - bible (6 hours ago) [-]
All my pics are coming out in all black, it's so dark not even the flash works :<

Tomorrow I'll go to the swamp water beach during the light and get some. We get alligators alot especially on the bridge

Also, the water is black. Not murky, it is completely ebon, last I saw it
#72383 - geeky (6 hours ago) [-]
Your name is probably bible because you are definitely living in hell!
But yeah, I understand, I'll be waiting for tomorrow then.
#72279 - bible has deleted their comment.
#317 - Possibly? Damn.....that is horrible... I ha… 6 hours ago on bible's profile 0
#72241 - I don't know you well enough, but I wish I did 6 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
#72235 - >Too little sauce on Flatizzas This is why I alway… 6 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
#72222 - Very 'Murican, haha. I live in a ******* swamp ri…  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +1
#72240 - geeky (6 hours ago) [-]
I'll take your word for it as to not sound like I'm not paying attention.
Now that being said, THAT SOUNDS SO AWESOME HOLY HELL I WANNA VISIT A SWAMP!!
#315 - Damn, I'm sorry about that. I really am, I had a dog attack my…  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on bible's profile 0
User avatar #316 - plataeiou (6 hours ago) [-]
Possible electrocution. :I
User avatar #317 - bible (6 hours ago) [-]
Possibly?

Damn.....that is horrible...

I hated having to see that sort of thing, you know?

The only time I ever attacked someone without provocation was a man kicking a kitten
#313 - Damn man I know how that feels...That really, really …  [+] (4 new replies) 6 hours ago on bible's profile 0
User avatar #314 - plataeiou (6 hours ago) [-]
I feel like shit.
User avatar #315 - bible (6 hours ago) [-]
Damn, I'm sorry about that. I really am, I had a dog attack my cat. Talk about rage...

But that passed. I loved my cat, so I can only imagine.

What happened?
User avatar #316 - plataeiou (6 hours ago) [-]
Possible electrocution. :I
User avatar #317 - bible (6 hours ago) [-]
Possibly?

Damn.....that is horrible...

I hated having to see that sort of thing, you know?

The only time I ever attacked someone without provocation was a man kicking a kitten
#72155 - 10/10, would have a drink with **** , tis…  [+] (3 new replies) 6 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #72171 - geeky (6 hours ago) [-]
Same here, m8

Where do you live, anyway? You're definitely too cool to be an amerifag.
User avatar #72222 - bible (6 hours ago) [-]
Very 'Murican, haha. I live in a fucking swamp right now, very spooky place to be.

Where I live isn't the image of America, let's just say. It's really creepy. Infested with vultures, which spread their wings and sunbathe in what little sun we get, they ominously stare down at you. At night, mist called swamp gas rises and crawls out of the swamp, and it smells terrible. Dire, haunting sounds echo off grim bark of trees and seeps into your psyche, almost taunting you to stare into the void of the reverberating swamp, only to nervously imagine what macabre creatures are staring back.

This place is chilling to an almost ethereal sense
#72240 - geeky (6 hours ago) [-]
I'll take your word for it as to not sound like I'm not paying attention.
Now that being said, THAT SOUNDS SO AWESOME HOLY HELL I WANNA VISIT A SWAMP!!
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#298 - yiffcario (9 hours ago) [-]
I feel like receiving a friend request from you is like saying "This motha ***** needs Jesus."

Who are you?
#301 to #298 - bible (9 hours ago) [-]
Haha you probably do

But srsly tho, I was excited to see you on. I'm an old pal from the pony threads, I went under a different account back then. Djponee, if you recall

It's nice to see you
#303 to #301 - yiffcario (9 hours ago) [-]
You have no idea.

**** if you're who I think you are I used to know your name and I think you're from Texas? Might be thinking of someone else with that one.

:3
#304 to #303 - bible (9 hours ago) [-]
Whoa...

Yeah, that was me!
#305 to #304 - yiffcario (9 hours ago) [-]
Woo memory!
Don't remember your name though.

Didn't you like, forget part of your life too? Because I remember being told that and it bummed the hell out of me.
User avatar #307 to #305 - bible (9 hours ago) [-]
Actually, yes

Something along the lines, but did I post about it? It was just slight amnesia, though, due to a head injury. I was conscious again quickly so it wasn't too bad, but it was weird because at first I had a tough time recollecting random memories.

Nothing bad came of it, though, thankfully. I didn't know I ever mentioned it!
#308 to #307 - yiffcario (9 hours ago) [-]
My memory is weird.

Well, it's cool to get to talk to you again.
User avatar #309 to #308 - bible (8 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I feel that.

Hey man, keep being awesome!
User avatar #311 to #309 - yiffcario (8 hours ago) [-]
You too dude, drop a comment anytime.
#299 to #298 - giffythetoad ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
He knows the kinds of sick things you're into. He's going to set you right in the eyes of Jesus.
He knows the kinds of sick things you're into. He's going to set you right in the eyes of Jesus.
User avatar #310 to #299 - bible (8 hours ago) [-]
And you keep being awesome too!
User avatar #302 to #299 - yiffcario (9 hours ago) [-]
Dat gif tho.
It didn't load until after I finished my reply.
#300 to #299 - yiffcario (9 hours ago) [-]
Ha!
Good luck with that m8.
User avatar #294 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
bap
User avatar #306 to #294 - yiffcario (9 hours ago) [-]
bap fap
#295 to #294 - bible (12/15/2014) [-]
Yo whatup man   
   
What are you doing? Just got done with some house cleaning myself, all I need is a haircut and I'm golden
Yo whatup man

What are you doing? Just got done with some house cleaning myself, all I need is a haircut and I'm golden
User avatar #312 to #295 - plataeiou (6 hours ago) [-]
Well, my cat died earlier today.
User avatar #313 to #312 - bible (6 hours ago) [-]
Damn man

I know how that feels...That really, really hurts. How are you?
User avatar #314 to #313 - plataeiou (6 hours ago) [-]
I feel like **** .
User avatar #315 to #314 - bible (6 hours ago) [-]
Damn, I'm sorry about that. I really am, I had a dog attack my cat. Talk about rage...

But that passed. I loved my cat, so I can only imagine.

What happened?
User avatar #316 to #315 - plataeiou (6 hours ago) [-]
Possible electrocution. :I
User avatar #317 to #316 - bible (6 hours ago) [-]
Possibly?

Damn.....that is horrible...

I hated having to see that sort of thing, you know?

The only time I ever attacked someone without provocation was a man kicking a kitten
#284 - bible (12/15/2014) [-]
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#274 - bible (12/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #279 to #277 - bible (12/15/2014) [-]
OOOOH wassup G

Posting all my best gifs

What are you up to
User avatar #281 to #279 - garymotherfingoak (12/15/2014) [-]
playin smash
#273 - bible (12/15/2014) [-]
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#265 - plataeiou (12/14/2014) [-]
HEY LOOK! ANTRO!
#266 to #265 - bible (12/14/2014) [-]

I'm not one of them
I'm not one of them
I'm not one of them
I might be one of them
User avatar #268 to #267 - bible (12/14/2014) [-]
**** man, y'all makin me anxious for the break
User avatar #261 - syrianassassin (12/13/2014) [-]
why is your name bible?

when i saw you is aid oh **** now i have another 5th argument from christian.

are you christian?
User avatar #262 to #261 - bible (12/13/2014) [-]
Yes, but I'm not very open about it. Not generally, anywho.
#263 to #262 - syrianassassin (12/13/2014) [-]
well im surprised you didnt come a ********* RAGE with allot of exclamation point at me for saying (no real bible exist) and all are different from other.

and you was truthful in that comment and didnt hide or bury any proof.. i dont have anything against Christianity as long it wont go **** at me
User avatar #264 to #263 - bible (12/13/2014) [-]
Naw, I'm not about to pretend there aren't glaringly obvious flaws. Most sane Christians won't pretend there aren't either, and shouldn't attack you for anything else.
User avatar #272 to #264 - syrianassassin (12/14/2014) [-]
i think your username let you suffer allot from /religion/
User avatar #245 - plataeiou (12/08/2014) [-]
benis
#246 to #245 - bible (12/08/2014) [-]
Yo plat whatup!

User avatar #248 to #246 - plataeiou (12/08/2014) [-]
Ahahaha.....I have an exam tomorrow...
User avatar #249 to #248 - bible (12/08/2014) [-]
Oh man good luck! Whats it over? Are you nervous?
User avatar #250 to #249 - plataeiou (12/08/2014) [-]
It's on Latin America. =p Not too nervous.
#251 to #250 - bible (12/08/2014) [-]
Psh, you're great at that stuff though. I was thinking about taking a language course sometime!

I made my festive Icon, pretty happy for it too. I still have so much to work on in drawing but I'm getting better.
User avatar #252 to #251 - plataeiou (12/08/2014) [-]
ME LIKEY
User avatar #253 to #252 - bible (12/08/2014) [-]
Hey how did your test go?
User avatar #254 to #253 - plataeiou (12/08/2014) [-]
It's not for 3 1/2 hours =p
User avatar #255 to #254 - bible (12/08/2014) [-]
Oh shoot, dang good luck on it!

I'm so happy to not have to study for the time being, but I'm dreading my next school
User avatar #256 to #255 - plataeiou (12/08/2014) [-]
YAAAAAY BOOT CAMP
User avatar #257 to #256 - bible (12/08/2014) [-]
Haha yeah pretty much, evidently it's extremely hard. I'm sure I'll make it past, though. I was thinking about submitting a package to go to another school
User avatar #258 to #257 - plataeiou (12/08/2014) [-]
If you die, I will kill you to death.
User avatar #259 to #258 - bible (12/08/2014) [-]
Definitely won't if I end up going to this school, which I hope I do. It's an even safer job than this one
User avatar #260 to #259 - plataeiou (12/08/2014) [-]
Don't make me bury you, please. >_<
User avatar #247 to #246 - plataeiou (12/08/2014) [-]
QT Sunset Shimmer
#240 - exotic (12/02/2014) [-]
i love rarity lovers
#241 to #240 - bible (12/02/2014) [-]
Rarity is best, after all.

You're a pretty cool guy/gal, I'd chill witchya
#244 to #241 - exotic (12/02/2014) [-]
Thank you.
This means a lot to me.
User avatar #237 to #236 - dylanweber (12/02/2014) [-]
nothing you?
User avatar #238 to #237 - bible (12/02/2014) [-]
Jus' drawin. About to sleep, got **** to do tomorrow. Fun **** , but still gotta get muh rest for it.

I like this new thread, it came as a nice surprise.
User avatar #239 to #238 - dylanweber (12/02/2014) [-]
gobed den
User avatar #242 to #239 - bible (12/02/2014) [-]
Ahm on it. Gotta love being able to take your pants off at the end of the day.

Somehow relaxing.
User avatar #232 - joshlol (11/18/2014) [-]
I believe i sent you a friends request
User avatar #233 to #232 - bible (11/18/2014) [-]
I was not aware

I get lots of notifications, some are easy to miss, heh
User avatar #226 to #225 - bible (11/15/2014) [-]
Sup man, what are you doin?
User avatar #227 to #226 - garymotherfingoak (11/15/2014) [-]
installing FC3 blood dragon
User avatar #228 to #227 - bible (11/15/2014) [-]
Ah, cool **** man. I saw that on sale. I might get it myself

I'm trying to learn not to suck at drawing and whatnot at the moment myself.
User avatar #229 to #228 - garymotherfingoak (11/15/2014) [-]
im sure you can draw better than i at this point
#230 to #229 - bible (11/15/2014) [-]
Meh. I've just been sketching a lot, I figure the more I sketch the better I'll eventually get. I've got a new program to work with and and just starting to understand how to use it.
User avatar #231 to #230 - garymotherfingoak (11/15/2014) [-]
i hope it goes well for you ^^
#208 - plataeiou (10/17/2014) [-]
HEY
HEY, PONEE
YOU'D BETTER TAKE CARE OF YO'SELF OVER THERE
IF YOU DIE I WILL KILL YOUR GHOST TO DEATH
NIGHT NIGHT<3
User avatar #211 to #208 - bible (11/10/2014) [-]
I MADE YOU A THING
User avatar #212 to #211 - plataeiou (11/10/2014) [-]
SHOW ME THE THING<333333333
#209 to #208 - bible (10/17/2014) [-]
Hey Plat! Been a rough time here in A school, spending 20+ hours in the school learning or studying. Wish me luck on the test! I need more sleep than this, heh, its already hard to sleep for some reason.

As long as I make good grades I'll be fine Its nice to see you again, night!
User avatar #210 to #209 - plataeiou (10/18/2014) [-]
Stay safe, mah man.
User avatar #201 - plataeiou (09/22/2014) [-]
gheyghey?
#202 to #201 - bible (09/22/2014) [-]
hey man whats up?
User avatar #203 to #202 - plataeiou (09/22/2014) [-]
Chillin' out with my-- bottle of water-- out.
#204 to #203 - bible (09/22/2014) [-]
I'm being an unhealthy and drinking a mellow yellow right before bed. Reflecting n **** .

I can't wait to be on a ship, watching the night sky.
User avatar #205 to #204 - plataeiou (09/22/2014) [-]
NOT ALLOWED TO DIE
IF YOU DIE, I WILL KILL YOU TO DEATH ;_;
#206 to #205 - bible (09/22/2014) [-]
Heh, I dont think I'll have to worry about that. Unless its by internal means, which wont happen either, because we are very stressed over safety.

For now all we've got on our minds are those ISIS clowns, and they're not taking down a fleet, much less a single ship, any time soon. Ever since the Cole, situational awareness has been critical.

But...it means alot to me, that you say that. I've always found it hard making friends, and a lot of times the closest people to me are people like you.

Heh, but if I DO gloat, none of those fanatics will get very close to our fleet.
User avatar #207 to #206 - plataeiou (09/22/2014) [-]
If you die, so help me God I will drag you down back to Earth by your corporeal ankles.
User avatar #199 - exotic (09/18/2014) [-]
cute pony nice pony
User avatar #200 to #199 - bible (09/21/2014) [-]
Pretty pretty pony
#197 - bible (09/07/2014) [-]
theluppijackal, who are you
User avatar #198 to #197 - garymotherfingoak (09/18/2014) [-]
theluppijackal, he asked a question
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