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#94 - niggernazi (03/22/2013) [-]
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#95 - bfndnumbatwo (03/22/2013) [-]
#306 - valvE 03/17/2013 on Awesome idea for a video game. 0
#561023 - hi 03/12/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#557900 - “Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!” I’m Obama Barakk…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #557906 - hasai (03/10/2013) [-]
wasn't this frontpage yesterday or today?
User avatar #557901 - kavrick (03/10/2013) [-]
de-ja vu.
#71647 - here i am 03/08/2013 on Social Board 0
#178 - That was ******* terrible 03/08/2013 on Smashing! +23
#549388 - you remember my old user name <3 03/06/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#549357 - Something wrong with my brain m8 got dat epilepsy, u kno 03/06/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#549349 - Oh no, I'm of legal age (18) but due to Doctors orders, I can't 03/06/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#549302 - ur ghey 03/06/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#549301 - >tfw not allowed to drink alcohol anymore  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#549275 - please, have a seat. perhaps i could interest you in …  [+] (38 new replies) 03/06/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +5
#549383 - alleksi (03/06/2013) [-]
I'd rather have a mugi of coffee, thanks.
User avatar #549544 - jakeandhistoe (03/06/2013) [-]
Tea > Coffee.
#549343 - newprinny (03/06/2013) [-]
I'll take one, dood! But hold the whiskey, and bring me an ice cream cone.
#549297 - jettom (03/06/2013) [-]
Why would you shot whisky? You put it in a glass, add ice cubes and savor the taste as it's slowly watered down with the melting ice cubes. Now that's how you drink whisky.
#549387 - herecomesjohnny (03/06/2013) [-]
no one seen bartender? you lit it up on fire and have memories of youth with a sick OP playing, plebs
User avatar #549404 - jakeandhistoe (03/06/2013) [-]
I sometimes drink while having the OST play. Don't know why, but just do.
#549396 - jettom (03/06/2013) [-]
There's really no reason to lit it, but sure.
#549600 - herecomesjohnny (03/06/2013) [-]
it's called an angus aberdeen, it's made to recreate scottish campfires, infusing a sense of belonging and gathering in the evening. That's why it's called a spiritual and not a chemical
#549339 - bonkboy (03/06/2013) [-]
I do shots, and casual drinking with Whiskey, and the way Jettom mentioned it is the best way in my mind.
User avatar #549305 - samthediv (03/06/2013) [-]
Whilst I agree with our point, you shouldnt use ice. Watered won whiskey is a no go in my opinion.
Get those fancy ice rocks that dont melt but keep your drink cool.
#549309 - jettom (03/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, those are absolutely better. But it's not wise to disregard watered down whisky completely, in fact, Jack & Coke truly hits its pinnacle of taste after the numerous ice cubes in your glass have melted.
User avatar #549319 - samthediv (03/06/2013) [-]
I never even considered that. I dont really drink whiskey and coke either.
I tend to drink scotch whiskey mostly, as I live in Scotland.
#549329 - jettom (03/06/2013) [-]
I'm more used to vodka myself, being Norwegian. Though my favorite alcohol overall is Captain Morgan Spiced Gold mixed with Cola. Give me a liter of that and I take it in 8 seconds, absolutely amazing taste.
User avatar #549362 - samthediv (03/06/2013) [-]
Ive enver been one for rum to be honest. Something about it just seems to set my stomach off.
#549367 - jettom (03/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, raw rum isn't that great. Hence I specified that it had to get mixed out with cola.
I once poured 100cl of Kalinka into 1.5 liter of Cola. Now THAT tasted like shit alright.
User avatar #549386 - samthediv (03/06/2013) [-]
Ugh I dont even want to think about it.
If youre gonna mix vodka and coke mix it to a good ratio, and use de3cent vodka.

Also, isnt alcohol really fucking expensive in Norway?
#549394 - jettom (03/06/2013) [-]
Why do you think I used Kalinka? And yeah, it is. I usually stick with Vikingfjord, which is a Norwegian only vodka. It's 210kr for 70cl. Or about 36 Dollars.
User avatar #549417 - samthediv (03/06/2013) [-]
Thats about 20 quid or so which is really really fucking expensive.
Like I pay about that for about a liter of Russian Standard.
User avatar #549420 - jettom (03/06/2013) [-]
In Norway it's cheap vodka. Like 43 euro for the liter.
User avatar #549432 - samthediv (03/06/2013) [-]
How do you survive with that ._.
37 quid for a liter is mental unless it's some pretty decent stuff.
#549437 - jettom (03/06/2013) [-]
Norway. We are expensive.
User avatar #549453 - samthediv (03/06/2013) [-]
Why is that anyway
Like you have shitload of oil in the north sea
#549457 - jettom (03/06/2013) [-]
That's why.
User avatar #549480 - samthediv (03/06/2013) [-]
So, because you have something thats worht a lot.
Everything costs more.

Oh shit it looks like I forgot about inflation
User avatar #549344 - jakeandhistoe (03/06/2013) [-]
I've had normal Morgan and coke, but haven't tried Spiced Gold yet. I'll try it out some time.
#549354 - jettom (03/06/2013) [-]
It's great, but also really expensive.
User avatar #549376 - jakeandhistoe (03/06/2013) [-]
I drink rather rarely, so I can say that the price won't be too much of a bother.
#549379 - jettom (03/06/2013) [-]
It's 30% of my monthly income.
User avatar #549393 - jakeandhistoe (03/06/2013) [-]
I can get a litre for about £21.30 here. Not sure how much that transitions over to your currency.
#549399 - jettom (03/06/2013) [-]
A liter of what?
User avatar #549407 - jakeandhistoe (03/06/2013) [-]
Spiced Gold.
#549412 - jettom (03/06/2013) [-]
It's 57 euro for a liter in Norway!
#549419 - jakeandhistoe (03/06/2013) [-]

I don't know what to say about that.
#549421 - jettom (03/06/2013) [-]
..I spent 114 euro on the new Naruto game.
That was my booze money..
User avatar #549425 - jakeandhistoe (03/06/2013) [-]
Let's just hope that the game was worth it enough in exchange for not having any alcohol...
#549428 - jettom (03/06/2013) [-]
kotor gave me 2 bottles of Jack Daniels and I have a bottle of vodka lying about. And I got some beers this monday so I'm covered.
User avatar #549301 - bfndnumbatwo (03/06/2013) [-]
>tfw not allowed to drink alcohol anymore
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#194 - THE D IS SILENT And Lincoln was advertised a lot, too  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2013 on If movies were honest 0
User avatar #198 - dacramoth (02/22/2013) [-]
I am from the Netherlands, that's probably the reason I never heard of it.
#191 - Never heard of Lincoln or Django Unchained? C'mon, really?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2013 on If movies were honest 0
User avatar #193 - dacramoth (02/22/2013) [-]
Nope :c
#194 - bfndnumbatwo (02/22/2013) [-]

And Lincoln was advertised a lot, too
User avatar #198 - dacramoth (02/22/2013) [-]
I am from the Netherlands, that's probably the reason I never heard of it.
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#295 - 4th one down, underneath Homicidal maniac 02/20/2013 on But glass is so pretty 0
#285 - Actually, Raoul Silva from Skyfall escaped 02/20/2013 on But glass is so pretty 0
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#231 - don't post them unless I say it's okay  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2013 on djequalizee's profile 0
#232 - djequalizee (02/17/2013) [-]
Alrighty then
#229 - naw man, that's why i haven't posted an irl since like, last y…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2013 on djequalizee's profile 0
User avatar #230 - djequalizee (02/17/2013) [-]
Ah, i see i see.

Some of em give me a giggle.

I wont post em then. I don't post unless people say it's okay
User avatar #231 - bfndnumbatwo (02/17/2013) [-]
don't post them unless I say it's okay
#232 - djequalizee (02/17/2013) [-]
Alrighty then
#83 - You underestimate me  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2013 on Massacre Time! +3
#84 - feelythefeel (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
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#36 - wrinklynewt (05/24/2013) [-]
hey, feline wants to know if you think this looks like a childish gambino
User avatar #35 - fukkendragonite (04/29/2013) [-]
Heard about Autist Cockface Austin Carlile from Of Mice & Men? Charged with assault cos he got in a fight with some guy on tour.

I was beginning to wonder why they had to take some shows off from the tour with ADTR in the US. I mean I know Jeremy is preaching Violence and he might have been a bad influence on him but even he says that "We all need to know when Enough is Enough"

Wharra naughty boy eh? What'll we do with him?
User avatar #38 to #37 - fukkendragonite (06/04/2013) [-]
**** son, this was a looooooooooooong time ago.
User avatar #39 to #38 - bigfatniggerdickz (06/04/2013) [-]
download next week pal
take pics for me pls
User avatar #40 to #39 - fukkendragonite (06/04/2013) [-]
I shall delivar. I took loads of pictures last year and I plan to this year too.
User avatar #32 - wrinklynewt (04/13/2013) [-]
you want to play some bo2 sometime this weekend?

double points
User avatar #33 to #32 - bfndnumbatwo (04/13/2013) [-]
don't have bo2 anymore dood D:
User avatar #29 - wrinklynewt (04/01/2013) [-]

prerelease of random access memories
User avatar #28 - toxicwastetoxic (02/15/2013) [-]
apparently i have to love you....and your content :)
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#22 - johnconnorone (02/08/2013) [-]
you mention me in a comment and then delete it? thanks dude
you mention me in a comment and then delete it? thanks dude
User avatar #17 - wrinklynewt (09/25/2012) [-]
i just started KS

i have no idea what i am doing
User avatar #18 to #17 - bfndnumbatwo (09/25/2012) [-]
Aim for the girl you wanna go for
Emi (no legs)
Rin (no arms)
Shizune (my favourite girl, she's deaf and mute)
Lily (she's bind)
Hanako (Burn victim)

Go here if you need help-->
User avatar #19 to #18 - wrinklynewt (09/25/2012) [-]
wahahahha~ to you as well
and alrighty then
(i renamed it in steam, but i do have it) i might go for hanako, just because she is the one i have heard most about
User avatar #20 to #19 - bfndnumbatwo (09/25/2012) [-]
I renamed mine to Cripple ****** Supreme 2013: Turbo edition lel

The way I see it, it goes; (from easiest to hardest)
User avatar #16 - bfndnumbatwo (09/23/2012) [-]
forgive english, i am russia

i come to study mechanincal enginerring an americn university
i am here little time and i am very hard stress.
i am gay also and this very difficult for me i am very religion person
i never act to be gay with other men before but after i am in america for 6 week
i am friend together he is also gay, he was show me american video game and then we are kiss.

we sex together i never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. as i **** this america boy it is very good to me but i am feel very guilt
i feel very guilty as soon as orgasm happen, i am so guilt i pick up phone and call mother in russia, i awaken her. it to late for stopping so i am cumming sex
i am very upset and guilty and crying so i yell her;
"I AM CUM FROM SEX!" (in russia). she say what.
i reply "I AM CUM FROM SEX!" and she say boy do not marry american girl and i say
"NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry at me. she not get scared though. i hang up phone and am very embarrass
my friend also he is very embarrass. i am guilt and feel very stupid
I wonder to myself, why do i gay, with man?

Next day, russia father call. he tell me mother died 1 week before
but i talked to russia mother yesterday

#1 - SandvichS (09/22/2012) [-]
You like KS don't you squidward.
User avatar #2 to #1 - bfndnumbatwo (09/22/2012) [-]
I swear you've already asked me this on my main ( ***************** )
#3 to #2 - SandvichS (09/23/2012) [-]
I guess I did. Well I'll say it again :D
User avatar #4 to #3 - bfndnumbatwo (09/23/2012) [-]
I love KS
Mainly Shizune and Misha

But Rin! Oh lawdy, Rin's path was so sad :(
#5 to #4 - SandvichS (09/23/2012) [-]
I did it rins and shizunes path. Rins is sad :C
I found shizunes to be the most enjoyable. Less sad, More funny and happy
User avatar #6 to #5 - bfndnumbatwo (09/23/2012) [-]
You know what I've wanted for ages?

An Anime based on KS. Like, they release them and it is made in the same style of animation as the cut scenes. Because the cut scenes were ******* brilliantly well made
#7 to #6 - SandvichS (09/23/2012) [-]
Well, The maker of KS said that they were making a anime. So, Just wait one should be heading our way :D
#8 to #7 - bfndnumbatwo (09/23/2012) [-]
#9 to #8 - SandvichS (09/23/2012) [-]
I aim to please XD
Lets just hope that the anime doesn't take as long as the game did
#10 to #9 - bfndnumbatwo (09/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, the game took like, 5 year was it before it was fully released?

Oh god, I can't ******* wait now, I need some more Misha and Shizune in my life

I wonder what they'll sound like
#11 to #10 - SandvichS (09/23/2012) [-]
Well according to /r/KS. Misha sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger when she says Whahhahaha~
Well according to /r/KS. Misha sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger when she says Whahhahaha~
User avatar #12 to #11 - bfndnumbatwo (09/23/2012) [-]
Oh goodness why XD
User avatar #13 to #12 - SandvichS (09/23/2012) [-]
Thats how she would sound. XD
#14 to #13 - bfndnumbatwo (09/23/2012) [-]
I couldn't imagine her sounding like that XD

Pic related, Misha as Arnie
#15 to #14 - SandvichS (09/23/2012) [-]
I was going to shop pink hair on Arnie. But you beat me to it XD
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