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Age: 114
Steam Profile: Beroty
Date Signed Up:7/17/2012
Last Login:7/02/2015
Location:In my home
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#4 - i wouldn't **** either i fear when i'm ******* …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2015 on The worst disease... +8
User avatar #5 - roguekek (06/17/2015) [-]
its all fun and games until your unborn child grabs your dick
#6 - beroty (06/17/2015) [-]
#7 - Rascal (06/17/2015) [-]
Odds of that happening are incredibly slim as a baby's arm are too short to fit through the cervix. If it does do that you would have to go to the hospital and have the doctor look at it.

Prego sex is perfectly safe, healthy for the mother and child, and can be done unless a doctor says otherwise. Only thing is the wife may not want to and my want a foot rub instead. If you're a smart man you give a foot rub, back/neck rub, and belly rub if she wants.
User avatar #14 - satansferret (06/17/2015) [-]
After that foot rub there better be a dick rub then.
User avatar #8 - beroty (06/17/2015) [-]
nigga, fear isn't supposed to be rational
#1254565 - is the PC talk show just on it's entirety an meme? 06/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1254492 - sweet baby jesus 06/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1254279 - >ss13 >medbay was all allahu ackbar'ed >all s… 06/17/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1254032 - >unironically liking waifu simulator  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... -1
User avatar #1254050 - herecomesjohnny (06/16/2015) [-]
go pray the gay away
nothing personnel..... kid
#1253960 - Beth: B+ fallout 4 baby Micro: C yeh … 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1253846 - it's not okay when nintendo does it  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1253891 - BmanX (06/16/2015) [-]
Why not just call it Animal Crossing Party?
#1253850 - desacabose (06/16/2015) [-]
>Wii U
>Animal Crossing
>no

My dreams were crushed
User avatar #1253848 - volero (06/16/2015) [-]
Based on those dislikes, no.
#1253814 - nice try sonnyboii 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1253806 - the last guardian  [+] (5 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1253811 - sonnyboii (06/16/2015) [-]
A game that has only been massively delayed and has gameplay worthy of the last generation only saved by some pet. Please
#1253825 - desacabose (06/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #1253830 - sonnyboii (06/16/2015) [-]
pls
User avatar #1253817 - therealsuperderpy (06/16/2015) [-]
....
#1253814 - beroty (06/16/2015) [-]
nice try sonnyboii
#1253786 - yeh after seeing this E3 today i must say Sony won E3,…  [+] (14 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1253798 - therealsuperderpy (06/16/2015) [-]
Idk microsofts hololense really wow'd me
And fallout 4 'n' shit
#1253793 - Rascal (06/16/2015) [-]
top kek, no, beth won, gg easy
User avatar #1253791 - sonnyboii (06/16/2015) [-]
how the fuck did sony win e3
User avatar #1253806 - beroty (06/16/2015) [-]
the last guardian
User avatar #1253811 - sonnyboii (06/16/2015) [-]
A game that has only been massively delayed and has gameplay worthy of the last generation only saved by some pet. Please
#1253825 - desacabose (06/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #1253830 - sonnyboii (06/16/2015) [-]
pls
User avatar #1253817 - therealsuperderpy (06/16/2015) [-]
....
#1253814 - beroty (06/16/2015) [-]
nice try sonnyboii
User avatar #1253794 - powneriffic (06/16/2015) [-]
most video games
User avatar #1253796 - sonnyboii (06/16/2015) [-]
lol what
User avatar #1253800 - powneriffic (06/16/2015) [-]
ok name who showed off more video games
User avatar #1253809 - desacabose (06/16/2015) [-]
Nintendo
Other companies
User avatar #1253805 - sonnyboii (06/16/2015) [-]
showing more videogames doesnt mean win what the fuck
#1253762 - nah, i watched bethesda yesterday there's no way E3 has more memes  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1253765 - sannukas (06/16/2015) [-]
nintendo was 100% memes. Literally nothing but memes.
#1253755 - i didn't watched E3 today what did i missed?  [+] (10 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1253763 - therealsuperderpy (06/16/2015) [-]
Nintendo had a few cool thing Enix has shown like one thing that wasn't rehashed
User avatar #1253760 - desacabose (06/16/2015) [-]
Also 2 new metroid games and a co op zelda
Plus a new Paper Mario Game and Mario and Luigi game
User avatar #1253764 - powneriffic (06/16/2015) [-]
they aren't really metroid games tho
User avatar #1253766 - desacabose (06/16/2015) [-]
I want to believe
User avatar #1253767 - powneriffic (06/16/2015) [-]
hold me, retro come back
User avatar #1253758 - powneriffic (06/16/2015) [-]
recycled trailers from other press conferences
User avatar #1253757 - desacabose (06/16/2015) [-]
Bait and Switch the Expo
User avatar #1253756 - sannukas (06/16/2015) [-]
memes
User avatar #1253762 - beroty (06/16/2015) [-]
nah, i watched bethesda yesterday
there's no way E3 has more memes
User avatar #1253765 - sannukas (06/16/2015) [-]
nintendo was 100% memes. Literally nothing but memes.
#1253736 - **beroty used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **beroty rolls 06** Mr.Hands 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1252894 - yeh  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1252895 - sannukas (06/16/2015) [-]
Well ur dumb for expecting that.
#1252891 - living the dream 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1252887 - haha heil hitler for you too 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1252886 - i really hope this is true  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1252890 - shota (06/16/2015) [-]
Don't worry bout it bro, you'll still be able to watch hatsune miku ride your meat rocket to the song butterfly while floating through space or whatever. B^)
User avatar #1252891 - beroty (06/16/2015) [-]
living the dream
#1252883 - get ready to be cockblocked by the Oculus Store :^)  [+] (4 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1252893 - sannukas (06/16/2015) [-]
Did you really expect oculus store to have porn?
User avatar #1252894 - beroty (06/16/2015) [-]
yeh
User avatar #1252895 - sannukas (06/16/2015) [-]
Well ur dumb for expecting that.
User avatar #1252889 - attifyon (06/16/2015) [-]
>implying Oculus Store will be the only medium to share Oculus-related stuff.
m8 pls
#1252875 - Business Insider managed to ask a representative from Oculus V…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1252898 - makotoitou (06/16/2015) [-]
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWWWWN
User avatar #1252884 - shota (06/16/2015) [-]
They simply said they wouldn't be selling porn games on their own store front, which is totally reasonable, they want to keep up a certain family friendly image.

They previously stated they don't care about people using it for porn, plus there's nothing they could do to stop it, not everything that works on oculus will be coming from their own store front, there is already steam games designed to work with it and free downloadable shit from online.

tl;dr The porn is safe.
User avatar #1252886 - beroty (06/16/2015) [-]
i really hope this is true
User avatar #1252890 - shota (06/16/2015) [-]
Don't worry bout it bro, you'll still be able to watch hatsune miku ride your meat rocket to the song butterfly while floating through space or whatever. B^)
User avatar #1252891 - beroty (06/16/2015) [-]
living the dream
User avatar #1252882 - attifyon (06/16/2015) [-]
>implying underground forums don't exist
VR not having porn is literally impossible.
User avatar #1252883 - beroty (06/16/2015) [-]
get ready to be cockblocked by the Oculus Store
:^)
User avatar #1252893 - sannukas (06/16/2015) [-]
Did you really expect oculus store to have porn?
User avatar #1252894 - beroty (06/16/2015) [-]
yeh
User avatar #1252895 - sannukas (06/16/2015) [-]
Well ur dumb for expecting that.
User avatar #1252889 - attifyon (06/16/2015) [-]
>implying Oculus Store will be the only medium to share Oculus-related stuff.
m8 pls
#1252871 - for snake waifus 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1252568 - i didn't even know that i need it and i'm already sad that we … 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1252565 - ITT: List things that will definutely not appear on the FF…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #1252570 - thebestpieever (06/16/2015) [-]
I'm sad to say I'm getting it purely because Tifa's hot.
User avatar #1252567 - bendeman (06/16/2015) [-]
Tifa's knockers having their own physics engine
User avatar #1252568 - beroty (06/16/2015) [-]
i didn't even know that i need it and i'm already sad that we aren't getting it
#1252563 - literally who? 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1252525 - not anymore ***** this one will be the last souls g…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1252573 - yeorgh (06/16/2015) [-]
I wonder if it counts Demon Souls, as in it means no more similar games later on or just on a different name.
User avatar #1252699 - BmanX (06/16/2015) [-]
If it does, doesn't look like Xbox or PC will be getting them anymore.
User avatar #1252781 - yeorgh (06/16/2015) [-]
I don't think Namco will miss that chance again but who knows.
User avatar #1252563 - beroty (06/16/2015) [-]
literally who?
#1252513 - shut up anon or i'll meme you 06/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0

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#64 - giffythetoad (06/22/2015) [-]
This makes me happy.
User avatar #65 to #64 - beroty (06/22/2015) [-]
<3
#63 to #62 - beroty (05/25/2015) [-]
>Chef makes living sandwich
>Security shoots it dead
btw i really need to start to hop into others servers
/vg/ station is having an retarded ammount of bad cult rounds
User avatar #57 to #56 - beroty (05/20/2015) [-]
holy crap
server?
User avatar #58 to #57 - thisisuser (05/20/2015) [-]
NSS Aurora
User avatar #59 to #58 - beroty (05/20/2015) [-]
thanks m8
User avatar #60 to #59 - thisisuser (05/20/2015) [-]
ye
bro ****** admins, I gotta say.
I ended up beheading a sec officer with a makeshift spear by the end of the round and still never got banned or anything. I had some mostly semi legit excuses for my behavior tho
User avatar #61 to #60 - beroty (05/20/2015) [-]
yeah man, sometimes admins are legit and sometimes they can be an disgrace
once has an janitor they beat the **** out of me because i forgot to drop the wet floor sign
in my defense i kinda forgot to add ammonia to the bucket so nobody would slip
even the admin banned me for incompetence when i ****** around has an mime that server in the ended became some russian ******** and nobody plays there anymore
User avatar #54 to #52 - thisisuser (05/19/2015) [-]
the admin sound gets me every time
User avatar #47 - desacabose ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
If I keep getting summoned by people who get invaded in the Undead Parish I'm pretty sure I'll have to kill myself to restore my honor
#48 to #47 - beroty (05/19/2015) [-]
honor means 			****		 on DkS   
if you are an invader you must take the life of the host at all costs   
honor just exists on dueling by the honorabu red sign
honor means **** on DkS
if you are an invader you must take the life of the host at all costs
honor just exists on dueling by the honorabu red sign
#46 - Rascal (05/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #35 - instalation (04/15/2015) [-]
What was the Pepe you deleted?
User avatar #36 to #35 - beroty (04/15/2015) [-]
the rarest of them
and you'll never have
User avatar #37 to #36 - instalation (04/15/2015) [-]
But I want to see it, even if briefly. What did it look like?
User avatar #38 to #37 - beroty (04/15/2015) [-]
sorry mate, top secret information
User avatar #40 to #39 - beroty (04/15/2015) [-]
not even close baby
#41 to #40 - instalation (04/15/2015) [-]
Why won't you tell?
User avatar #42 to #41 - beroty (04/15/2015) [-]
if i do, you'll have an faintly acknowledge about the pepe
wich will make you be able to almost guess how it looks like
and if you copy it, the pepe stock market will go bananas
#43 to #42 - instalation (04/15/2015) [-]
There will be more Pepes. Can't I just see a watermarked version at least?
User avatar #44 to #43 - beroty (04/15/2015) [-]
i'll just give you a hint
300
User avatar #45 to #44 - instalation (04/15/2015) [-]
It.. sounds so beautiful..
User avatar #34 to #33 - beroty (04/03/2015) [-]
You Madman
User avatar #25 - alfonshister (01/26/2015) [-]
i just love your background gif.
User avatar #26 to #25 - beroty (01/26/2015) [-]
so do i my friend
so do i
User avatar #27 to #26 - alfonshister (01/26/2015) [-]
**alfonshister frowns you didn't compliment his one.**
User avatar #29 to #27 - beroty (01/26/2015) [-]
sorry...i'm somewhat busy working and boss is getting skeptical
but yeah, now that i've seen yours is great too
User avatar #31 to #29 - alfonshister (01/26/2015) [-]
I dont want to cause problems :S

however, i hope we can play a game of LoL somedays.

gotta git gud
User avatar #32 to #31 - beroty (01/26/2015) [-]
see you on the ladders
User avatar #28 to #27 - alfonshister (01/26/2015) [-]
well, congratulations on being #6 in my friends list. am i famous now? :C
User avatar #30 to #28 - beroty (01/26/2015) [-]
you are getting there
#17 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Beware the depths
#18 to #17 - beroty (08/28/2014) [-]
Do you hear them calling?
User avatar #19 to #18 - twiztidxson (09/06/2014) [-]
You are in the deep end now.
#21 to #19 - beroty (09/06/2014) [-]
Fear the ocean's weight
Fear the ocean's weight
User avatar #13 to #12 - beroty (08/23/2014) [-]
i'm sorry
#14 to #13 - hellscythe (08/23/2014) [-]
alright then darling
#15 to #14 - beroty (08/23/2014) [-]
^^
^^
#16 to #15 - hellscythe (08/23/2014) [-]
"my anchor isnt the only thing weighing me down" -Nautilus pick up line
#9 - Rascal (08/31/2013) [-]
Why did you thumb me down faggot???
User avatar #7 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
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