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#13 - I thought it was gonna go something like this  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on alien artifact +23
#46 - classynick (4 hours ago) [-]
I do that to my kitten all the time :3
#32 - captain?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on How to fuck with random people +1
#36 - flipke (07/27/2015) [-]
Same. Non native speaker. Maybe I'm missing a joke.
#48 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on Fact Comp +39
User avatar #64 - malachitecobra (07/27/2015) [-]
This made me laugh more than I should have.
#156 - .22 *  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on Messin' With Sasquatch 0
User avatar #180 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2015) [-]
2.7 mm
#672219 - Thanks 07/17/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
#191465 - aww yeah 07/16/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#103 - Wouldn't you defend yourself from a charging animal if you had…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/04/2015 on why i never go outside +8
#114 - anon (07/04/2015) [-]
I don't have an account here, I just lurk. But he could have just as easily waited for the moose to move instead of going up to it and trying to scare it off. A moose is known to behave like that, he obviously lives where moose are common. He should have known it would behave like that. I guess you got me on the fact that most people would indeed defend themselves from a charging animal, but if you look at the situation as a whole he didn't need to put himself in a position where he needed to shoot it. He was the one who drove up and got it's attention because he didn't want to wait for it to move, or he didn't want to bother to go around.
#180 - hillbillypowpow (07/04/2015) [-]
Yeah what a dick. Why didn't he just risk his life around an incredibly dangerous animal?
#163 - noburt (07/04/2015) [-]
Lets see... A moose, they can run 35MPH. So if one were to be in my path, I were ti be barking at it, to get it out of the way, then you move forward to scare it more. That does not work he runs at you, you start barking louder to get him to move, and start clapping, anything for him to run off, he starts to walk off and turns around and runs at you, would you just sit their, or shoot it? I'd shoot it in a heart beat, it's me or him. It's up to you.
User avatar #183 - neokun (07/04/2015) [-]
At the very start of the video he was a good distance away. Why not wait there till it left the path? Then nothing has to die.
#185 - noburt (07/04/2015) [-]
He could've had to be going somewhere fast, he does not know how long he'd have to wait. The moose seams like a younger one, so it's mother could've been close by.
User avatar #187 - neokun (07/04/2015) [-]
Oh fuck off you don't kill a fucking animal cause your pushed for time. If you do, you're a cold hearted disgusting fuck. I'd rather be late for something than to kill a fucking moose.

Also you cant deny that he should have put it out of its misery. He just fucking left it to bleed out.
#189 - noburt (07/04/2015) [-]
It looked like he was dead, anyway I'm nearly cirtin it was shot in the head. If it were to still be alive it is best to finish it off, I'd rather stab it if I had no ammo left then let it sit their. But we don't know the full story. The moose could've been stunned, or even faking it.
#101 - He started shooting moments before the psycho charged AGAIN.  [+] (15 new replies) 07/04/2015 on why i never go outside +4
#111 - anon (07/04/2015) [-]
he should have just stayed where he fucking was, or driven past the thing. bottom line he didn't have to shoot it.
User avatar #159 - wotterpatch (07/04/2015) [-]
He was on a trail, the moose was on a trail.

He kinda had to shoot it.

He gave him two opportunities to basically let the moose try and kill him, and he wasn't letting the moose have a third try
User avatar #202 - yuichka (07/04/2015) [-]
Actually 3.
Go back and wait a little.

Why the fuck did the guy started doing the sounds in the first place?
User avatar #203 - wotterpatch (07/04/2015) [-]
Have you been taught nothing on basic animal safety?

Rule number one if you want to get an animal to go away is try making some loud noises. Clapping, yelling, etc.
User avatar #204 - yuichka (07/04/2015) [-]
Yes i have but it never worked for me.
And so it didn't for this guy.

My point still stands, go back while it was still possible and the moose was far away.

Some mooses do not get scared by loud sounds and instead take it as a threat/gets aggressive
#102 - anon (07/04/2015) [-]
That's kind of what a moose does... that doesn't make it a psycho. I gotta agree a little bit with anon in that he probably didn't have to shoot it, or if he did the least he coulda done was put the thing out of it's misery instead of just riding away and letting it bleed out.
#105 - McDc (07/04/2015) [-]
he went stiff pretty fast, means he got him in the head, otherwise he'd be thrashing around A LOT.
#103 - benjamins (07/04/2015) [-]
Wouldn't you defend yourself from a charging animal if you had the chance?
#114 - anon (07/04/2015) [-]
I don't have an account here, I just lurk. But he could have just as easily waited for the moose to move instead of going up to it and trying to scare it off. A moose is known to behave like that, he obviously lives where moose are common. He should have known it would behave like that. I guess you got me on the fact that most people would indeed defend themselves from a charging animal, but if you look at the situation as a whole he didn't need to put himself in a position where he needed to shoot it. He was the one who drove up and got it's attention because he didn't want to wait for it to move, or he didn't want to bother to go around.
#180 - hillbillypowpow (07/04/2015) [-]
Yeah what a dick. Why didn't he just risk his life around an incredibly dangerous animal?
#163 - noburt (07/04/2015) [-]
Lets see... A moose, they can run 35MPH. So if one were to be in my path, I were ti be barking at it, to get it out of the way, then you move forward to scare it more. That does not work he runs at you, you start barking louder to get him to move, and start clapping, anything for him to run off, he starts to walk off and turns around and runs at you, would you just sit their, or shoot it? I'd shoot it in a heart beat, it's me or him. It's up to you.
User avatar #183 - neokun (07/04/2015) [-]
At the very start of the video he was a good distance away. Why not wait there till it left the path? Then nothing has to die.
#185 - noburt (07/04/2015) [-]
He could've had to be going somewhere fast, he does not know how long he'd have to wait. The moose seams like a younger one, so it's mother could've been close by.
User avatar #187 - neokun (07/04/2015) [-]
Oh fuck off you don't kill a fucking animal cause your pushed for time. If you do, you're a cold hearted disgusting fuck. I'd rather be late for something than to kill a fucking moose.

Also you cant deny that he should have put it out of its misery. He just fucking left it to bleed out.
#189 - noburt (07/04/2015) [-]
It looked like he was dead, anyway I'm nearly cirtin it was shot in the head. If it were to still be alive it is best to finish it off, I'd rather stab it if I had no ammo left then let it sit their. But we don't know the full story. The moose could've been stunned, or even faking it.
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#1 - anon (11/30/2012) [-]
piemelen
#2 to #1 - benjamins (12/01/2012) [-]
wut?
#3 to #2 - anon (12/03/2012) [-]
piemel, piemel die handel
#4 to #3 - benjamins (12/03/2012) [-]
Please cease to do that, kind sir.
I am beginning to feel some kind of fear.
#5 to #4 - anon (12/04/2012) [-]
door de muur gaan we in de natuur, en steek ik je piemel in het vuur. zo verdien ik mijn loon, onbelastbaar!
#6 to #5 - benjamins (12/04/2012) [-]
flikker
#7 to #6 - anon (12/05/2012) [-]
goed gekozen tussen de rozen, maar wat zijn mijn intenties? Zoek ik je op of kies je de strop?
#8 to #7 - anon (12/05/2012) [-]
sorry, i'm a random dick.
#9 to #8 - benjamins (12/05/2012) [-]
Waarom spreekt u onzin?

Tenminste login
User avatar #10 to #9 - farn (12/06/2012) [-]
nederland!!! **** yeah
#11 to #10 - benjamins (12/06/2012) [-]
Got you now, bastard! :D
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