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#109 - Honestly, up until we had a power line worker come to us in th… 08/21/2016 on Ride the Lightning +3
#121 - You take your index finger and middle finger joints and protru… 08/20/2016 on Another No man's sky post +4
#53 - I actually think Banksy coined that statement. I could be wrong though  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2016 on Rest in peace, Kenny... +3
#165 - It's really no problem. I hate these comps, because they reall… 08/12/2016 on DC Comp 1 0
#74 - No, usually the story lends itself to these ideas as presented…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2016 on DC Comp 1 +1
#163 - manspiderarchmagus (08/12/2016) [-]
I completely agree with you. I suppose I am getting upset at the fact that this is vague for non comic book fans when the only people who'll actually read these posts are comic book fans and will probably understand the universes of the two comic multiverses. Thanks for giving a well worded response too. Might seem dumb but I really do appreciate it when people take time out of their day to respond to me on a basically anonymous place.
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#165 - benjaminbutton (08/12/2016) [-]
It's really no problem. I hate these comps, because they really make my favorite heroes look boring.
#69 - Thanks for the laugh, comrade. 08/11/2016 on DC Comp 1 +4
#122 - Yea, it is very frustrating. My girl was nice, went through a … 08/11/2016 on Real true love stories +1
#116 - I, too, recently broke up a long distance relationship. Great …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2016 on Real true love stories +1
#121 - majetic (08/11/2016) [-]
We were stuck in a loop. When we were together we were lovers, when we were not we were just....friends. Not even good friends. Just friends that talk to each other every so often.

A week after we went back to our homes, back to the distance, we were fine. Second week, eh....it was still okay. In the third week and on we would always argue about things and have fights all the time. This happened everytime and we just knew it's not gonna work.

Mothafuckin' distance, man
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#122 - benjaminbutton (08/11/2016) [-]
Yea, it is very frustrating. My girl was nice, went through a lot of shit. Her dad has substance abuse problems, and the rest of her family is disgustingly uninspired. Way too many kids to take care of, and constantly taking advantage of her good nature. However, she seemed like she didn't want to stand up for herself. She was a picky eater, and never really wanted to decide on anything. I was always making the decisions. It was frustrating, felt more like I was dragging someone around, than having an actual relationship.

I also have my own problems at the house, so dating someone is tough.
#58 - Actually, your dick doesn't shrink, your balls do. That is whe…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2016 on Pumped up +1
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#81 - seferofe (08/06/2016) [-]
I meant since nearly all of his body will be robotic, like in the picture.
#72 - I like Ledger, but I wouldn't consider him the best. He was go… 08/05/2016 on grills +1