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benjaminbutton

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Age: 21
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Date Signed Up:7/31/2011
Last Login:3/27/2015
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#286 - That's because you are genetically designed to care for your c… 16 hours ago on My mom is gonna kill me 0
#281 - To be honest, I wish I was aborted. At least at this very mome… 16 hours ago on My mom is gonna kill me +1
#126 - Hey Crimson, All I ask is to read the whole thing bef…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2015 on True Story +1
#154 - anonymous (03/24/2015) [-]
Hey thanks for responding. You don't need to worry though. I have been like this since 14, and I am 30 now. If I were gonna do it, I certainly would have done it by now. I am in the same boat though, only refraining from doing it so nobody has to be devastated. Therapy and medicine hasnt helped much. I am in the process now of finding a passion/hobby since tv/film/vidya dont help with my depression anymore. Though it would help if I had any tangible talent. I do still have good days here and there. Thanks for your ear.
User avatar #155 - crimzonhazard (03/24/2015) [-]
Dammit, dont know why it auto logged me out
#41 - No, you are not alone friend. I enjoy Dota over LoL. 03/22/2015 on Ziggs ult 0
#127 - Further, Putin is far from a black belt in my eye. It's more t… 03/17/2015 on Feminist Fact Checking +1
#125 - Every man is subject to get better, especially in martial arts… 03/17/2015 on Feminist Fact Checking +2
#90 - Didn't bow foot well, but other than that his taitoshi (well i…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Feminist Fact Checking 0
User avatar #96 - comraderoboto (03/17/2015) [-]
Dude, Putin has an ninth-degree black belt. That's more then Chuck Norris has. Who the fuck are you to criticize his technique? You lowly maggot.
User avatar #127 - benjaminbutton (03/17/2015) [-]
Further, Putin is far from a black belt in my eye. It's more than just flipping dudes, and kicking ass. He cares little for the people of his country, and is no more than a common coward. He can have all the belts he want, but he's nothing in my mind. He could kill with with a finger, and that would change nothing in what I have said.
User avatar #125 - benjaminbutton (03/17/2015) [-]
Every man is subject to get better, especially in martial arts. To think otherwise is to be foolish. Sometimes even the masters get faulted on the simplest of things. If he truly were a ninth degree, then he would gladly except any criticism. After all, isn't part of becoming a black belt realizing that there are always things to learn? Call me a maggot, but that doesn't change that he didn't get a good bow, which, if his uke were to fall on his knee would shatter it.
#299 - Okay, fine, I digress. I made a mistake, EU isn't Europe, but …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on War 0
#302 - hongkonglongdong (03/16/2015) [-]
Sure. In fact, I would argue that the US is (in my opinion) clearly more powerful than the EU, even if the EU was as united as the US is. I was just going over the generally wrong shit avocado said, and one of these is that the US is the economically largest country- which it isn't. The EU has the largest economy. However, in terms of hard power, the US has a huge lead over the EU (which relies on so-called "soft power"- i.e. giving substantial aid to countries in return for preferential treatment, diplomancy, cultural power, trade sanctions over military action etc.).
#291 - I don't much care for a debate here, but we are not talking ab…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2015 on War 0
#293 - hongkonglongdong (03/16/2015) [-]
You are aware that the EU is not actually Europe, right? Many countries in Europe are not part of the EU (most notably Russia and all Russia-aligned countries). The EU is a single confederation, with a government. It's member states enjoy way more autonomy than in the US, sure, but it's still a union. Hence the name.

Also- fine, the United States of America. You go ahead and tell me pic related covers any more of North America than the EU covers Europe. Especially if we go by population rather than geography.
User avatar #299 - benjaminbutton (03/16/2015) [-]
Okay, fine, I digress. I made a mistake, EU isn't Europe, but it is an amalgamation of different countries. We can go by population, US=350million, EU = 500 million. Still have more people than us. I suppose those 150 million make a difference, but all things considering, the US is still a superpower, no doubt. I suppose we can at least agree on that. It's not like EU is shattering them in records by any degree. It's about equal, more or less.
#302 - hongkonglongdong (03/16/2015) [-]
Sure. In fact, I would argue that the US is (in my opinion) clearly more powerful than the EU, even if the EU was as united as the US is. I was just going over the generally wrong shit avocado said, and one of these is that the US is the economically largest country- which it isn't. The EU has the largest economy. However, in terms of hard power, the US has a huge lead over the EU (which relies on so-called "soft power"- i.e. giving substantial aid to countries in return for preferential treatment, diplomancy, cultural power, trade sanctions over military action etc.).
#287 - Yea, I'd expect an entire continent to outclass a country. It …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/16/2015 on War +1
#288 - hongkonglongdong (03/16/2015) [-]
>Look at rankings
>EU in all of them
>Top in all but one of them
Wut.

Also, in what universe is the EU considered more of a continent than North America?
User avatar #291 - benjaminbutton (03/16/2015) [-]
I don't much care for a debate here, but we are not talking about North America, we are discussing just the US. In which case China and the US are close competitors in all 4 areas. I don't know shit about economy, I just know how to look at numbers, but you should specify a country, not the entire continent of Europe-that's all. I would suspect with their combine power, they would be a greater force than America. Even so, it's not like we are far behind anyone for the top spot. Again, not that I care, just pointing that tidbit out.
#293 - hongkonglongdong (03/16/2015) [-]
You are aware that the EU is not actually Europe, right? Many countries in Europe are not part of the EU (most notably Russia and all Russia-aligned countries). The EU is a single confederation, with a government. It's member states enjoy way more autonomy than in the US, sure, but it's still a union. Hence the name.

Also- fine, the United States of America. You go ahead and tell me pic related covers any more of North America than the EU covers Europe. Especially if we go by population rather than geography.
User avatar #299 - benjaminbutton (03/16/2015) [-]
Okay, fine, I digress. I made a mistake, EU isn't Europe, but it is an amalgamation of different countries. We can go by population, US=350million, EU = 500 million. Still have more people than us. I suppose those 150 million make a difference, but all things considering, the US is still a superpower, no doubt. I suppose we can at least agree on that. It's not like EU is shattering them in records by any degree. It's about equal, more or less.
#302 - hongkonglongdong (03/16/2015) [-]
Sure. In fact, I would argue that the US is (in my opinion) clearly more powerful than the EU, even if the EU was as united as the US is. I was just going over the generally wrong shit avocado said, and one of these is that the US is the economically largest country- which it isn't. The EU has the largest economy. However, in terms of hard power, the US has a huge lead over the EU (which relies on so-called "soft power"- i.e. giving substantial aid to countries in return for preferential treatment, diplomancy, cultural power, trade sanctions over military action etc.).

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User avatar #34 - jokeface ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
ibebannedfewl blocked me from further commenting on his content so I'll respond here. I am a Baptist Christian, but I believe that portions of the Bible have been taken too literally. I accept evolution as the method via which God created humans, and yes, I know God didn't want us to have Knowledge, but He made it available to us anyway through the Forbidden Fruit. And based on the fact that I don't take everything in the Bible literally, you can't say that it's been disproven. I will however agree that a conversation over the topic is unnecessary, as neither of us will cede to the other's philosophical premise.
User avatar #40 to #34 - benjaminbutton (10/07/2012) [-]
Science isn't meant to necessarily "prove" anything as I am quite sure you are aware of, however, it does look for possible answers supported by answers. Hypothetically though, let's say he existed. God is omnipotent is an acceptable way to describe him. If he were to be the creator of the universe, and we were of any rational importance of him, why are we so small an insignificant compared to the grand scheme of the universe. Second, if he were to exist, there is no rational to create a universe, he can just imagine the possible outcomes that yield to what creating a universe(s) would be like. Third, he wouldn't care. A God would never be good nor evil, he couldn't be. One would require emotion to portray the lines of Good or Evil, and a God would exist only through logic. He wouldn't feel for us, or have any reason to torture us nor allow us to live peacefully for all eternity. The reason God is so closely resemblant to us, is not because he created us through our image, but because we created him through ours. You'd have to assume that your God is the right one, and how can you be so sure of yourself.
User avatar #42 to #40 - jokeface ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
I'm going to use an analogy, if that's okay. In the game Minecraft, you play the only person in a massive world, all of which can be used and influenced by your own actions. But you are the only one there (unless you're playing with others, but for this case let's say you're playing one-player). Why would Notch, the game's creator, give you an entire world, when it's just you? The only logical answer is that you're meant to explore this world and spend your time traveling to all it's parts. In the same way, I believe God gave us the entire universe so that one day we could explore it all. It's going to take a long time to get to that point, but we have billions of years left, according to science. Who knows? Maybe by the time Earth dies, our species will have developed the technology to move to another world. And we'll just keep doing that until the events of Revelations.

As for your second point, you're right. there's no humanly rational reason for God to create us. But God is not human. It's entirely possible that He has reasoning beyond our capacity to understand. He is God after all. I'm sure He has secrets. But we are so small compared to Him that we have no place questioning His choices or actions. We are flawed and He is perfect.

Your third point ties into the second in terms of us not having the capacity nor the right to understand God. True, what we define as morality is merely an arbitrary decision for God. But He is not a being of "logic" per se, as you describe Him. What you call logic is in itself a subjective term, because God exists outside the parameters of every aspect of the physical universe. He is not bound by your definition of logic.

And I can't tell you how we can be sure because we're not sure. We just believe. And that's enough for us.
User avatar #43 to #42 - benjaminbutton (10/07/2012) [-]
Yes, I think you are right about this conversation, it isn't going to go anywhere. Unfortunately, you cannot see disbelief as I cannot see belief. THis will ultimately get us nowhere, but we can both agree that ibebannedfewl, gives atheist's such as me, a bad name and is not to be taken seriously. It's a shame he doesn't understand how religion works, yet he mocks it. I understand the idea of prayer, it's not to relieve ails or other such things, as look at it as a way for christians to reach out to their deity. So I'm not in agreement with his post.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jokeface ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
Thank you for being civil about this disagreement. I bid you good day, sir.
User avatar #36 to #34 - jokeface ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
Sorry I think part of this response was supposed to be my reply to another person's comment. My apologies.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - benjaminbutton (08/27/2012) [-]
Not inspired, but yes I did take it from there. I enjoy the alliteration when announcing it.
#18 - somepervert (04/22/2012) [-]
i dont like you
User avatar #19 to #18 - benjaminbutton (04/22/2012) [-]
Why, can't handle opinions.
User avatar #20 to #19 - somepervert (04/22/2012) [-]
No, cant handle dumb faggots who act like they go hard.
User avatar #21 to #20 - benjaminbutton (04/22/2012) [-]
Where did I ever say I go hard at all. I believe I was acting quite the opposite, you dumb tard.
User avatar #22 to #21 - somepervert (04/23/2012) [-]
no, you dont think you said it because you're just a little pretentious bitch.
User avatar #23 to #22 - benjaminbutton (04/23/2012) [-]
You mad bro? I really think me talking about how I don't prefer benching and enjoy taking martial arts makes me mad, you slimy **** .
User avatar #24 to #23 - somepervert (04/23/2012) [-]
yeah i can tell you're a ten year old by the way you're saying "you mad bro". and you know exactly what the **** im talking about. stop trying to make what you said seem anymore innocent.
#25 to #24 - benjaminbutton (04/23/2012) [-]
Here we go with the ten year old crap. I can tell that you have nothing else better to do that to start wars on the internet. If I was ten it would be more along the lines of "u mad bro?" I really think you must be trolling at this point, or we are talking about a completely different thread because in no way is anything I said have to do with innocence. It was just a statement towards my attitude at benching. I really don't see where you are going with this. I think someone forgot to take their smart pills this morning. How about you go lay down, think about what you said, and we can have an intelligent conversation about this in the morning, ok champ.

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#26 to #25 - somepervert (04/23/2012) [-]
really, that was the least most intelligent reply i ever read.   
   
this is you just blabbing away like the retard you are
really, that was the least most intelligent reply i ever read.

this is you just blabbing away like the retard you are
User avatar #27 to #26 - benjaminbutton (04/23/2012) [-]
Well obviously I'm the one dealing with a 10 year old. You still can't find any basis for me acting like someone who quote on quote, "Goes Hard." You have no evidence making all your other arguments invalid. Now I think you just be trollin'. So unlike yourself I have a life to get on with, so unless you have anything intelligent to say, go sit in the corner, think about what you said and then proceed to maybe post an intelligent, thoughtful remark to my response, that is far from unintelligent. Your frustration towards my nonaggressive behavior is getting rather annoying now and while I would love to keep going on as to why you are wrong, you are just proving it yourself.
User avatar #28 to #27 - somepervert (04/24/2012) [-]
if you have such a life why are you replying back. im not trolling, if you go back to your posts and reread what you put, you will see how you were acting like a douche. but whatever, to think i was actually dumbing down my posts for you. i've gotten alot of **** for using alot of big words, i just thought you would appreciate it with you're compressed vocabulary. now go away, i have man business to attend to.
User avatar #29 to #28 - benjaminbutton (04/24/2012) [-]
No of the words you used are part of a large vocabulary. Your using low to medium diction words at most. You vocabulary is far from hard to understand, so I fail to see what you mean by a large vocabulary. I was still not acting like a douche. I just said I don't like benching for the following reasons and how people put to much emphasis on strength. Strength is not everything and while keeping muscle tone is important, it is not needed to win battles. So I'm still waiting to see how I acted like a douce. Please do tell me. Also what man stuff could you possibly be attending to. Got a lot of masturbation in your near future, or are you just a wee little 13 year old with a complex going through puberty.
User avatar #30 to #29 - somepervert (04/28/2012) [-]
you should really make a tldr since i dont really have the time to read your moronic paragraph response.
User avatar #31 to #30 - benjaminbutton (04/28/2012) [-]
Sure. TLDR; Your retarded and can't take the time to read my responses and respond intelligently. Is that good enough for you? Or did you finally realize you were wrong?
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User avatar #17 to #16 - benjaminbutton (03/21/2012) [-]
LOLOL. Thanks for at least posting something funny on my channel, fellow fag. :D
User avatar #14 - DieLaughing (03/21/2012) [-]
Fag
#13 - flyingwhale (03/21/2012) [-]
you're a faggot!
you're a faggot!
User avatar #15 to #12 - benjaminbutton (03/21/2012) [-]
I saw, and it's ok I understand.
User avatar #11 - migakiohyeahlow (03/21/2012) [-]
Yer eh FAGGOT harry!
#8 - youredeadinmyeyes (03/21/2012) [-]
Faggot
#5 - mchoul (03/21/2012) [-]
just in case you forgot
just in case you forgot
User avatar #7 to #5 - benjaminbutton (03/21/2012) [-]
Who rolled me?
User avatar #9 to #7 - mchoul (03/21/2012) [-]
me, and i apologize :(
User avatar #10 to #9 - benjaminbutton (03/21/2012) [-]
I forgive you my friend. I will take all of these comments with some sort of pride.
User avatar #1 - hawklife (02/03/2012) [-]
i didnt wanna break character but good show benjamin epic thread
User avatar #2 to #1 - benjaminbutton (02/03/2012) [-]
Well no problem chap, We EFG's need to stick together. Well I suppose we are in some sort of EFG heaven now LOL
User avatar #3 to #2 - hawklife (02/03/2012) [-]
lol agreed
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