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#124 - I work as a produce clerk and all organic foods are is a scam …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2015 on nuttin rong. 0
#139 - therealfell (07/30/2015) [-]
I think you may be taking your produce clerk job a bit too seriously.
#86 - Fun Fact: Starbucks doesn't price their drinks so high because…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2015 on What a time to be alive 0
User avatar #95 - dudemiesterman (07/27/2015) [-]
And to make sure that those prices are effective instead of driving everyone away, they hype up their drinks and throw in sugars and syrups and other stuff to make it super sweet, and your body inadvertently becomes addicted in a way. I've literally had a barista try to tell me the coffee beans for one brew came from the Andes or some shit like that. They know full well their coffee is shit, but they aren't afraid to make you think it's better than any other coffee.
User avatar #123 - domogle (07/27/2015) [-]
Starbucks barista here, the Starbucks in travel locations have higher prices etc. because of traffic to that place. I work in a resort town and so we have resort prices. Most of our drinks can be as bitter or as sweet as you want them to be, we really don't care I just want to close early so if it's not complicated I'm very happy. What you're referring to by Peruvian coffee is our reserve system; it's just coffee that gets taken from different geographic locations and brewed on a really fancy machine, our other coffee is just brewed normally and isn't from far our destinations. I really don't care either way, but people bashing on us baristas and pretending that we care enough to lie in order to sell our products is almost as annoying as the teenage girls that come in with a complicated order that tastes exactly the same as the normal version of the drink.

TL;DR We don't care enough to lie to people.
#56 - I haven't really found this to be the case all that much. I th… 06/29/2015 on Super comics 0
#122 - Two of my favorite games were the first two KH games. That bei…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2015 on Showcase 0
User avatar #164 - foxdragon (06/17/2015) [-]
Now I'm super hype forTony Hawk pro skater 5
#394 - No. 06/15/2015 on Is there anyone on this... 0
#60 - Yea, that was misswording on my part. Still, it is super cheap… 05/05/2015 on SM 1 0
#52 - Actually, the reasoning is simpler than that. Processed foods …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2015 on SM 1 +1
User avatar #59 - mylazy (05/05/2015) [-]
It is still supply and demand...you see supply refers to a (kinda relatively linear) line that describes how much a seller would be willing to make of a product at a given price. That price happens to partially depend on production factors. Demand is how much buyers would be willing to buy at a given price. Once again, this price already includes production costs (though the buyer doesn't much care what the costs are from the way the seller does). Supply and demand isn't literally there is this much there and people want this much. It is more like there will be this much if we set this price, and people will want this much. The goal of the market is to find the point where those two points are equal for both the buyer and the seller.

Yay business 101. Or microeconomics.
User avatar #60 - benjaminbutton (05/05/2015) [-]
Yea, that was misswording on my part. Still, it is super cheap to produce these foods (and their expiration is generally a lot longer), and harder to grow vegetables that stay fresh for a decent duration (Though it is easier with GMO's). I just wanted to point out that "people not wanting to buy them" is the key. That and some vegatables are seasonal and aren't necessarily produced year round (I know salads are an exception, that is pretty much year round). Lastly people like the fat tasted in processed food, it's cheaper and tastes better, and they get addicted. I think that with the supply and demand foundation is what keeps the price difference between them. I hope I explained that well enough, I'm pretty tired.
#259 - Hey, I'd be curious. I'm actually just about to graduate for m… 05/02/2015 on Tullips 0
#91 - Not necessarily agreeing with everything the person above you … 04/29/2015 on This is why rioting is... 0
#233 - Well, **** , I recognize those people from Loyola. Crazy… 04/29/2015 on You're only being shown one... 0


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User avatar #34 - jokeface (10/07/2012) [-]
ibebannedfewl blocked me from further commenting on his content so I'll respond here. I am a Baptist Christian, but I believe that portions of the Bible have been taken too literally. I accept evolution as the method via which God created humans, and yes, I know God didn't want us to have Knowledge, but He made it available to us anyway through the Forbidden Fruit. And based on the fact that I don't take everything in the Bible literally, you can't say that it's been disproven. I will however agree that a conversation over the topic is unnecessary, as neither of us will cede to the other's philosophical premise.
User avatar #40 to #34 - benjaminbutton (10/07/2012) [-]
Science isn't meant to necessarily "prove" anything as I am quite sure you are aware of, however, it does look for possible answers supported by answers. Hypothetically though, let's say he existed. God is omnipotent is an acceptable way to describe him. If he were to be the creator of the universe, and we were of any rational importance of him, why are we so small an insignificant compared to the grand scheme of the universe. Second, if he were to exist, there is no rational to create a universe, he can just imagine the possible outcomes that yield to what creating a universe(s) would be like. Third, he wouldn't care. A God would never be good nor evil, he couldn't be. One would require emotion to portray the lines of Good or Evil, and a God would exist only through logic. He wouldn't feel for us, or have any reason to torture us nor allow us to live peacefully for all eternity. The reason God is so closely resemblant to us, is not because he created us through our image, but because we created him through ours. You'd have to assume that your God is the right one, and how can you be so sure of yourself.
User avatar #42 to #40 - jokeface (10/07/2012) [-]
I'm going to use an analogy, if that's okay. In the game Minecraft, you play the only person in a massive world, all of which can be used and influenced by your own actions. But you are the only one there (unless you're playing with others, but for this case let's say you're playing one-player). Why would Notch, the game's creator, give you an entire world, when it's just you? The only logical answer is that you're meant to explore this world and spend your time traveling to all it's parts. In the same way, I believe God gave us the entire universe so that one day we could explore it all. It's going to take a long time to get to that point, but we have billions of years left, according to science. Who knows? Maybe by the time Earth dies, our species will have developed the technology to move to another world. And we'll just keep doing that until the events of Revelations.

As for your second point, you're right. there's no humanly rational reason for God to create us. But God is not human. It's entirely possible that He has reasoning beyond our capacity to understand. He is God after all. I'm sure He has secrets. But we are so small compared to Him that we have no place questioning His choices or actions. We are flawed and He is perfect.

Your third point ties into the second in terms of us not having the capacity nor the right to understand God. True, what we define as morality is merely an arbitrary decision for God. But He is not a being of "logic" per se, as you describe Him. What you call logic is in itself a subjective term, because God exists outside the parameters of every aspect of the physical universe. He is not bound by your definition of logic.

And I can't tell you how we can be sure because we're not sure. We just believe. And that's enough for us.
User avatar #43 to #42 - benjaminbutton (10/07/2012) [-]
Yes, I think you are right about this conversation, it isn't going to go anywhere. Unfortunately, you cannot see disbelief as I cannot see belief. THis will ultimately get us nowhere, but we can both agree that ibebannedfewl, gives atheist's such as me, a bad name and is not to be taken seriously. It's a shame he doesn't understand how religion works, yet he mocks it. I understand the idea of prayer, it's not to relieve ails or other such things, as look at it as a way for christians to reach out to their deity. So I'm not in agreement with his post.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jokeface (10/07/2012) [-]
Thank you for being civil about this disagreement. I bid you good day, sir.
User avatar #36 to #34 - jokeface (10/07/2012) [-]
Sorry I think part of this response was supposed to be my reply to another person's comment. My apologies.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - benjaminbutton (08/27/2012) [-]
Not inspired, but yes I did take it from there. I enjoy the alliteration when announcing it.
#18 - somepervert (04/22/2012) [-]
i dont like you
User avatar #19 to #18 - benjaminbutton (04/22/2012) [-]
Why, can't handle opinions.
User avatar #20 to #19 - somepervert (04/22/2012) [-]
No, cant handle dumb faggots who act like they go hard.
User avatar #21 to #20 - benjaminbutton (04/22/2012) [-]
Where did I ever say I go hard at all. I believe I was acting quite the opposite, you dumb tard.
User avatar #22 to #21 - somepervert (04/23/2012) [-]
no, you dont think you said it because you're just a little pretentious bitch.
User avatar #23 to #22 - benjaminbutton (04/23/2012) [-]
You mad bro? I really think me talking about how I don't prefer benching and enjoy taking martial arts makes me mad, you slimy **** .
User avatar #24 to #23 - somepervert (04/23/2012) [-]
yeah i can tell you're a ten year old by the way you're saying "you mad bro". and you know exactly what the **** im talking about. stop trying to make what you said seem anymore innocent.
#25 to #24 - benjaminbutton (04/23/2012) [-]
Here we go with the ten year old crap. I can tell that you have nothing else better to do that to start wars on the internet. If I was ten it would be more along the lines of "u mad bro?" I really think you must be trolling at this point, or we are talking about a completely different thread because in no way is anything I said have to do with innocence. It was just a statement towards my attitude at benching. I really don't see where you are going with this. I think someone forgot to take their smart pills this morning. How about you go lay down, think about what you said, and we can have an intelligent conversation about this in the morning, ok champ.

<--------- How you look right now.
#26 to #25 - somepervert (04/23/2012) [-]
really, that was the least most intelligent reply i ever read.   
this is you just blabbing away like the retard you are
really, that was the least most intelligent reply i ever read.

this is you just blabbing away like the retard you are
User avatar #27 to #26 - benjaminbutton (04/23/2012) [-]
Well obviously I'm the one dealing with a 10 year old. You still can't find any basis for me acting like someone who quote on quote, "Goes Hard." You have no evidence making all your other arguments invalid. Now I think you just be trollin'. So unlike yourself I have a life to get on with, so unless you have anything intelligent to say, go sit in the corner, think about what you said and then proceed to maybe post an intelligent, thoughtful remark to my response, that is far from unintelligent. Your frustration towards my nonaggressive behavior is getting rather annoying now and while I would love to keep going on as to why you are wrong, you are just proving it yourself.
User avatar #28 to #27 - somepervert (04/24/2012) [-]
if you have such a life why are you replying back. im not trolling, if you go back to your posts and reread what you put, you will see how you were acting like a douche. but whatever, to think i was actually dumbing down my posts for you. i've gotten alot of **** for using alot of big words, i just thought you would appreciate it with you're compressed vocabulary. now go away, i have man business to attend to.
User avatar #29 to #28 - benjaminbutton (04/24/2012) [-]
No of the words you used are part of a large vocabulary. Your using low to medium diction words at most. You vocabulary is far from hard to understand, so I fail to see what you mean by a large vocabulary. I was still not acting like a douche. I just said I don't like benching for the following reasons and how people put to much emphasis on strength. Strength is not everything and while keeping muscle tone is important, it is not needed to win battles. So I'm still waiting to see how I acted like a douce. Please do tell me. Also what man stuff could you possibly be attending to. Got a lot of masturbation in your near future, or are you just a wee little 13 year old with a complex going through puberty.
User avatar #30 to #29 - somepervert (04/28/2012) [-]
you should really make a tldr since i dont really have the time to read your moronic paragraph response.
User avatar #31 to #30 - benjaminbutton (04/28/2012) [-]
Sure. TLDR; Your retarded and can't take the time to read my responses and respond intelligently. Is that good enough for you? Or did you finally realize you were wrong?
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User avatar #17 to #16 - benjaminbutton (03/21/2012) [-]
LOLOL. Thanks for at least posting something funny on my channel, fellow fag. :D
User avatar #14 - DieLaughing (03/21/2012) [-]
#13 - flyingwhale (03/21/2012) [-]
you're a faggot!
you're a faggot!
User avatar #15 to #12 - benjaminbutton (03/21/2012) [-]
I saw, and it's ok I understand.
User avatar #11 - migakiohyeahlow (03/21/2012) [-]
Yer eh FAGGOT harry!
#8 - youredeadinmyeyes (03/21/2012) [-]
#5 - mchoul (03/21/2012) [-]
just in case you forgot
just in case you forgot
User avatar #7 to #5 - benjaminbutton (03/21/2012) [-]
Who rolled me?
User avatar #9 to #7 - mchoul (03/21/2012) [-]
me, and i apologize :(
User avatar #10 to #9 - benjaminbutton (03/21/2012) [-]
I forgive you my friend. I will take all of these comments with some sort of pride.
User avatar #1 - hawklife (02/03/2012) [-]
i didnt wanna break character but good show benjamin epic thread
User avatar #2 to #1 - benjaminbutton (02/03/2012) [-]
Well no problem chap, We EFG's need to stick together. Well I suppose we are in some sort of EFG heaven now LOL
User avatar #3 to #2 - hawklife (02/03/2012) [-]
lol agreed
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