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#51 - yeah, jesus was a cool ********** , his pops is a real d… 03/03/2015 on God +2
#43 - the christian god is extremely misogynistic anyway, so who giv…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/03/2015 on God +1
User avatar #50 - peinguino (03/03/2015) [-]
Did you read at least read the bible?

-''she cant teach''
Woah son almost every catholic orders and school had women teachers.

''she must remain in total submission to men''
Where did you read that?

''rape is A-OK as long as you marry the bitch''
Again where did you read this fucking bullshit?

Clearly you are a troll or just not even trying
#89 - anonymous (03/03/2015) [-]
-''she cant teach''
Woah son almost every catholic orders and school had women teachers.

Then that means the catholic church violates its own religious texts....... oh but wait.... they have done that since the beginning. The put the pope's word above their own bible, they "venerate" the virgin mary (venerate is a dictionary synonym to 'worship'), they require sacraments to be in their religion and to be "saved" even though none of them are requirements to be saved in the bible, they have murdered countless MILLIONS of people though the centuries simple because they had a different faith, and I can go on and on.

"''she must remain in total submission to men'' Where did you read that?"

Ummmm 1 timothy 2:11.... are you retarded?

and the rape one is also justified in deuteronomy 21 10:14. those verses DIRECTLY COMMAND the man to "go in unto her" of the captive woman that he gets to marry because he finds her "beautiful".

The most frustrating part of all of this is that so few people here know how to think critically and reason though their OWN religious texts...

User avatar #80 - pokemonstheshiz (03/03/2015) [-]
the rape part is in leviticus yo

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 “If a man meets a virgin who is not betrothed, and seizes her and lies with her, and they are found, then the man who lay with her shall give to the father of the young woman fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife, because he has violated her. He may not divorce her all his days."

It later states that she may not be forced to marry him, because her father is the authority over whether she marries or not. If he does not give her hand in marriage, she will not be forced to marry. That being said, the father can make her marry the rapist if he chooses.

However, in that time period, a non-virgin was very unlikely to get married, even if that virginity was taken via rape. Non-married women generally could not provide for themselves, and often had to become prostitutes.

Rape was also completely forbidden if the woman is already married, and was punishable by death.
#47 - anonymous (03/03/2015) [-]
Timothy said that, not god (Jesus). I will say that there really are a few wacky verses in the bible and that Christians are wrong when they say the bible is 100% without error, but there are so many things more things the bible, specifically Jesus, has said to promote a woman's role in society.
#87 - anonymous (03/03/2015) [-]
No, that's illogical to what the bible says. Jesus' disciples were given full authority to preach in his name. Their word is part of the word of God, you don't get to cherry pick the verses that you like or don't like. The bible says that, so you should accept that's how it is or not believe in it at all.
User avatar #51 - benighted (03/03/2015) [-]
yeah, jesus was a cool mothafucka, his pops is a real dick tho. which makes sense, if i wrote a book with a fuckface of a protagonist, id probably throw in a character who makes up for his b.s. id snort some jesus if i could tho
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#109 - What.... the **** .... are you two talking about....  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2015 on "Is There a God?" 0
User avatar #138 - lordmandy (02/14/2015) [-]
IT'S A BOOK
#162 - anonymous (02/15/2015) [-]
To be specific, the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, if it helps.
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#56 - You made me cry of laughter so bad. thank you i needed it... 01/07/2014 on Funny Exam Answers 0
#50 - Picture 09/12/2013 on 911 +10
#163 - "have this book" "but i lost it" Wut?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on Doctors hate this guy! +3
User avatar #175 - sirwolfcat (09/12/2013) [-]
Well I guess I should've said I had it.
My Bad.
#77 - **benighted rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on How copyright should be... 0
#78 - captainsheperd (09/12/2013) [-]
**captainsheperd rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at (untitled) ** what i had to arm wrestle
#67 - unless shes a chick, if so, i will be requiring a link... 09/12/2013 on Well, they weren't lying... -2

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