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#34 - Yeah I only get up for old, pregnant or disabled people  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on Helpful gentleman +5
User avatar #71 - onederman (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, those people too, but I was talking specifically about this post. I agree that you should give it to anybody who probably needs it more than you.
#64 - Actually it's a drop bear 04/06/2013 on Meanwhile in Australia 0
#38 - I think one should be made that encompasses all of them that s… 03/27/2013 on Cute +2
#255 - Holy ******* **** , the chosen one is… 03/27/2013 on 4chan on suicide +2
#16 - Read comment #4  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2013 on 90s kids will know this -1
#18 - dovakinbronie (03/24/2013) [-]
wow thats sad
#22 - biot (03/24/2013) [-]
Crying Dashie makes me sad
#14 - Did your sister and dad die in a car accident?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/24/2013 on 90s kids will know this -1
#15 - dovakinbronie (03/24/2013) [-]
dude WAT?
#16 - benharper (03/24/2013) [-]
Read comment #4
#18 - dovakinbronie (03/24/2013) [-]
wow thats sad
#22 - biot (03/24/2013) [-]
Crying Dashie makes me sad
#4 - Yeah I'd believe you haven't seen a wet pussy before  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2013 on So my cat had a shower +116
#41 - redeadhunter (03/13/2013) [-]
That was beautiful.
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#55 - rihardololz (03/13/2013) [-]
#13 - zanana (03/13/2013) [-]
Simple, yet used so fucking perfectly.


Made my day.
#13 - Looks like Power Rangers to me. God damn I hope that is from P… 03/09/2013 on Frighteningly Descriptive 0
#47 - Well I was at a party and didn't really know anyone so I did t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2013 on Lil Marco +9
#48 - lolokoko (03/05/2013) [-]
Quite the story, hahaha.
#44 - Well, to make a long story short, I ruined a dress...  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2013 on Lil Marco 0
User avatar #45 - lolokoko (03/05/2013) [-]
May I ask how?
#47 - benharper (03/05/2013) [-]
Well I was at a party and didn't really know anyone so I did the only sensible thing I could. I got drunk. I managed at some point to hook up with a chick that was about a 7/10 and managed to convince her to go to a bedroom with me. Once we were in there I got my first ever blowjob. As you can imagine I wasn't aware of blowjob etiquette and and blew without telling her... all over the dress she was wearing... the dress she had borrowed from a friend for the party. The next day I found out they had to throw the dress out because there was so much jizz on it.

TL;DR Always warn someone before you blow your load
#48 - lolokoko (03/05/2013) [-]
Quite the story, hahaha.
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