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Date Signed Up:8/04/2011
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#58509 - Would your friends not know who she is?  [+] (1 reply) 03/10/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#58511 - taurusguy (03/10/2013) [-]
She isnt friends with any of mine on facebook, nor are any of them online
#58506 - Ask her politely to remind you who she is or ask others if you…  [+] (8 replies) 03/10/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#58510 - taurusguy (03/10/2013) [-]
Heres an example she: hey what are you doing (improved her grammar a bit)
me: Hey, no offense, but just wondering who you are, honestly i cant remember. Also i translated it to English
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#58513 - benfordham (03/10/2013) [-]
Try and add a bit of humor/humour into it to take away from the slight awkwardness. Something like, "Hey, you'll have to forgive me as I'm having a bit of a brain fart in remembering who you are." Something like this perhaps?
#58514 - taurusguy (03/10/2013) [-]
Im the one asking for advice here, but she said what are you doing, can i reply by saying just wondering who you are, since my brain seems to be messing with me today
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#58515 - benfordham (03/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, exactly.
#58516 - taurusguy (03/10/2013) [-]
to be honest then ive been wondering who she is starting from yesterday, since she added me as a friend....
#58507 - taurusguy (03/10/2013) [-]
not possible i believe, i never have had a girlfriend (im 17) and i have been black out drunk only once
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#58509 - benfordham (03/10/2013) [-]
Would your friends not know who she is?
#58511 - taurusguy (03/10/2013) [-]
She isnt friends with any of mine on facebook, nor are any of them online
#58092 - I have no idea. I've read it a dozen times and I still have no idea.  [+] (1 reply) 03/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#58104 - tiberioustyphr (03/08/2013) [-]
It makes sense to me. But you have to think of it Philosophically. If you try to apply logic to 'How time works' your brain will spill out your ears.
#58021 - Time exists, but it is relative, not constant. We measure time…  [+] (5 replies) 03/07/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +6
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#58135 - smashmenao (03/08/2013) [-]
yes. Time is just made by man to "Help" us keep track of our day. but in turn it just goes to throw everything into chaos.

Think. like you said time Speeds up. (oh god does it) But i think its our bodys that go through these changes.

example. After puberty time jumps up slowly and takes the Snow Ball effect.

thats just how I see it. I cant really explain it in my head it makes total sense
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#58034 - hongtonggobblenuts (03/07/2013) [-]
What the fuck did I just read
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#58092 - benfordham (03/08/2013) [-]
I have no idea. I've read it a dozen times and I still have no idea.
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#58104 - tiberioustyphr (03/08/2013) [-]
It makes sense to me. But you have to think of it Philosophically. If you try to apply logic to 'How time works' your brain will spill out your ears.
#58022 - tiberioustyphr (03/07/2013) [-]
Welp, my mind is blown.
#403 - This is the scariest thing I've ever seen...  [+] (1 reply) 03/02/2013 on Your Mission +1
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#384 - **** it, I can't draw.  [+] (4 replies) 03/02/2013 on Your Mission 0
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#403 - benfordham (03/02/2013) [-]
This is the scariest thing I've ever seen...
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#272 - But I'm rumler.  [+] (7 replies) 03/02/2013 on Your Mission 0
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#384 - benfordham (03/02/2013) [-]
Fuck it, I can't draw.
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#403 - benfordham (03/02/2013) [-]
This is the scariest thing I've ever seen...
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#315 - benfordham (03/02/2013) [-]
I'll try my best. I'll post it later because it's going to take some time.
#267 - The **** is a rumler?  [+] (9 replies) 03/02/2013 on Your Mission +1
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#272 - benfordham (03/02/2013) [-]
But I'm rumler.
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#384 - benfordham (03/02/2013) [-]
Fuck it, I can't draw.
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#403 - benfordham (03/02/2013) [-]
This is the scariest thing I've ever seen...
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#315 - benfordham (03/02/2013) [-]
I'll try my best. I'll post it later because it's going to take some time.