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#8 - It appears you are soliciting answers. Let me show you mine. …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2015 on you've hated +10
#30 - Rascal (04/17/2015) [-]
I really dislike your way of dealing with it, but you gave a honest answer. Thumb up.
User avatar #53 - benedicto (04/18/2015) [-]
all apologies, I do try to deal with it.
thanks for the response though.
#43 - ah, reasonable. Source?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Russell Brand 0
User avatar #44 - sketchE (04/16/2015) [-]
www.politico.com/blogs/click/2012/06/russell-brand-democracy-is-pointless-125168.html
heres the fisrt one i could find with his actual quote. there are lots of other sites where he backpedeld and said he didnt mean it but he also beleives a full scale revolution is the only way to fix anything
#18 - er....mind explaining? I feel so in the dark.  [+] (21 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Russell Brand +5
User avatar #33 - sketchE (04/16/2015) [-]
ill start with him stealing a dane cook joke and end with him telling young people not to vote because the system is broken
#81 - Rascal (04/16/2015) [-]
exactly. "Dont like how the countries ran? Pft dont try to change it. Leave it so only the supporters of those two shit parties to vote. Magically a third good party will materialise"
User avatar #121 - sketchE (04/16/2015) [-]
so you agree that telling people not to vote is dumb
#66 - Rascal (04/16/2015) [-]
Well, the American system is broken. A two party system, where people are chosen based on their wealth or abillity to get rich backers This is of caourse an exaggeration , and not their merits in a political party and their politics is not true democracy, but something closer to a oligarchy.
www.bbc.com/news/blogs-echochambers-27074746
User avatar #69 - sketchE (04/16/2015) [-]
the system is fine the people are the problem. anyone who says two party system is part of the problem as far as im concerned. anyone who truly believes there are only democrats and republicans and no one else has a chance to win needs to be smacked upside the head. in the us only about 30 percent vote during midterm elections and 40 percent during presidential. and they dont even vote for whos running anything. in alaska we had a near record turnout of 40 percent and a large portion of those voted for weed and a raise on the minimum wage then went home. we have all the power in the world to fix the problem but more than half of the country doesnt want to take an hour out of there day to go in and say this person has the best plan
User avatar #98 - benjaminbutton (04/16/2015) [-]
The problem is the voting system. We use first past the vote, and that always leads to a bipartisanship. Why? Well because when choosing our candidate we say "Well I really like this green party guy, but I really hate Romney, so I will vote for Obama because he actually has a chance of winning." It comes down to the lesser of two evils in our minds. If we used the alternative vote, though this too eventually leads to bipartisanship, it would allow us to rank our votes, as opposed to just voting for one.

We also need to stop having over-glorified campaigns, and focus on what each president wants to accomplish. But it doesn't matter. Money rules the world. I cannot say for certain, but with the house and congress locked in a 50/50 split, it seems corporations have got their hands into the system and are influencing where they want the country to go. The whole election is merely a grandiose show, a theater to make people feel like they are making a difference, when they could potentially be doing nothing at all. As for the voter turnout going down, this is not necessarily a bad thing. If you do not know what the candidates are running for, or are not privy in politics, then do not vote. Don't just vote because you can, voting is a right which necessitates that you can do it, or you cannot do it. If you said everyone has to vote, then it isn't a right anymore, but an obligation.

I want to end this by saying that the corporation thing could be entirely false, but it does appear businesses are playing a huge part in all of this.
#157 - fiahhawt (04/16/2015) [-]
Apparently, the US started out with a system where if there was no candidate with a majority, a second vote was held to decide between the two candidates with the most votes. I don't know why we got rid of this, but I can only imagine the reason will make me angry.
User avatar #159 - benjaminbutton (04/16/2015) [-]
I couldn't tell you, I am no well versified in politics or history, not really my forte. However, I do know that, I believe it was Jefferson, who said we should not have any parties and simply state what we stand for, if memory serves correctly.
User avatar #120 - sketchE (04/16/2015) [-]
first and foremost people need to educate themselves. second they need to vote fo who they think will do the best job not who they think will win.

fewer people voting is not a good thing. the main reason for this is the people who actually vote. the people who consistently vote are older people. older people tend to be more set in their ways and dont even look at the moderates. part of the reason ron paul didnt make it to the actual election is he wasnt replublican enough for the republican party. thats the kind of thinking that needs to be eliminated. how do you fix that? with us. the people who realise the people in power are not doing their jobs.

don young has been in the house of representatives for almost as long as alaska has been a state. i voted for him because i agree with what hes said. most vote for him because hes don young and has always been there. thats the problem the people who have voted for the same guy every two years for almost 50 years will continue to vote for the same guy. the younger people who arent going out and voting will have a different veiw on the subject and will vote,hopefully, for someone else unless they truly believe that one of the two is right

i mean really there were four names on the presidential ballot if i remember correctly.
to me the lesser of two evils excuse is a copout. there is no excuse you thought he was the best for the job or you dont want to be judged for your decision
#158 - fiahhawt (04/16/2015) [-]
Well, by your reasoning a two-party system works great in a dystopian society where everyone is required to exist within the confines of what you think makes a two-party system work.

Just because you think people need to or should do these things does not make it reasonable to ignore what people actually do. Which, from what you talk about, seems to be the thing you are less familiar with, but I can't say I blame you when you live in Alaska.
User avatar #161 - sketchE (04/17/2015) [-]
i have no idea what your trying to say. i dont think a two party system works. it the failure of the people to allow it to happen
User avatar #140 - benjaminbutton (04/16/2015) [-]
Yes, but that does not necessitate that people must educate themselves in something they are not interested in, such as politics. You can call the lesser of two evils a copout, but that does not stopping it from being true. It has nothing to do with being judged, moreso than it has to do with keeping the person you really hate out of office--that's the key point of it. Give the people a ranking system, and that will help. It's an easy fix. Further, why do we only have two parties? It's backwards, but keeping ti black and white is something that we can only seem to focus on. An Us vs Them mentality is exactly what is going on right now, and it is sickening. And more people voting will not stop the deadlock we have in our government. The electoral college also limits our power by giving people in power access to changing electoral lines. It always comes down to the same swing states more often than not, and from there, it's the same old song and dance. We vote, we give ourselves a pat on the back as though we accomplished something, when in fact at this moment, voting is just wasting time.

Fewer and fewer people will vote over time, I believe, and soon the government will have to change. The system we have going right now is stuck in its way, does not much care for the people, and the people are noticing, and going about there own business, trying to have a good life without all this God tier let's-make-it-as-complex-as-possible-to- confuse-the-public bullshit. We need to simplify government, reduce it to digestible parts so that maybe people will actually make some effort to get involved. But all the rhetoric and fancy talk for relatively simple business is what turns the average voter away.
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User avatar #156 - benjaminbutton (04/16/2015) [-]
Ya know, they keep down-thumbing us like we are trying to impose that we become socialist when we really just want to change the way we vote. Are system is so fucked right now and people just say vote, but why vote when I care for no one in this office.
User avatar #162 - sketchE (04/17/2015) [-]
then make your voice heard where it matters and not here. by all means use funnyjunk and other social media rally people get them together force the governmetn to understand and reevalute that what theyre doing is wrong. but there is no sense in complaining about something behind closed doors if you dont want to try and change it.

thats my entire point. sitting there saying things need to change but not doing something as simple as voting is ludicrous and counter productive. there were five names on the presidential election ballot. thats why to me the lesser of two evils excuse is a copout. green party libertarian and write on. all of those were optionsyet people who hate the two party system dont acknowledge them
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User avatar #119 - therockofshame (04/16/2015) [-]
The important thing here is that somebody actually found a Dane Cook joke worth stealing.
User avatar #53 - BerserkerMushroom (04/16/2015) [-]
wow , what a monster...
User avatar #55 - sketchE (04/16/2015) [-]
well in regards to being a cunt an an idiot those are pretty good reasons
User avatar #43 - benedicto (04/16/2015) [-]
ah, reasonable. Source?
User avatar #44 - sketchE (04/16/2015) [-]
www.politico.com/blogs/click/2012/06/russell-brand-democracy-is-pointless-125168.html
heres the fisrt one i could find with his actual quote. there are lots of other sites where he backpedeld and said he didnt mean it but he also beleives a full scale revolution is the only way to fix anything
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#249 - tell me about it. 03/26/2015 on Marine takes a stand... 0
#246 - no, think of it as a man with a coat. He thinks this coat …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Marine takes a stand... 0
User avatar #248 - GShock (03/26/2015) [-]
I think I see your point. Hope you can take off the metaphorical coat one of these days then.
User avatar #249 - benedicto (03/26/2015) [-]
tell me about it.
#241 - true. People are disgusting, but it's not really disgust t…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Marine takes a stand... 0
#244 - GShock (03/26/2015) [-]
Probably one of those repressed memories that should stay repressed.

Does this sum up your feelings of being touched then?
User avatar #246 - benedicto (03/26/2015) [-]
no, think of it as a man with a coat.
He thinks this coat is a very special coat and is the best coat in the world, so he wears it all the time. Most other people don't see the coat and most others still don't understand his coat.
Since his coat is so majestic, he gets anxious or worried whenever someone touches it, for fear that something bad will happen.
Sometimes his fear gets so irrational that he starts to get really moody and mad.
He can't help it.

Most of the time, he wants to take off this coat, maybe leave it in a box under the bed or burn it to the ground, but for some reason, his coat is always with him.

that's what it's like.

Apologies if it seemed dramatic, I couldn't find any better metaphors.
User avatar #248 - GShock (03/26/2015) [-]
I think I see your point. Hope you can take off the metaphorical coat one of these days then.
User avatar #249 - benedicto (03/26/2015) [-]
tell me about it.
#237 - a phobia of touch. I don't blame you if you don't believe …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Marine takes a stand... 0
User avatar #238 - GShock (03/26/2015) [-]
There are weirder fears than being touched. That, and after seeing several people shit in a public bathroom and not wash their hands after, I can't blame you.
User avatar #241 - benedicto (03/26/2015) [-]
true.
People are disgusting, but it's not really disgust that makes my haphephobia what it is. It's more of a combination of anxiety, anger, defending my personal space, and more anxiety.

there's also something that apparently happened way back when that I think caused it to happen but I can't fucking remember it.
Feels bad man.
#244 - GShock (03/26/2015) [-]
Probably one of those repressed memories that should stay repressed.

Does this sum up your feelings of being touched then?
User avatar #246 - benedicto (03/26/2015) [-]
no, think of it as a man with a coat.
He thinks this coat is a very special coat and is the best coat in the world, so he wears it all the time. Most other people don't see the coat and most others still don't understand his coat.
Since his coat is so majestic, he gets anxious or worried whenever someone touches it, for fear that something bad will happen.
Sometimes his fear gets so irrational that he starts to get really moody and mad.
He can't help it.

Most of the time, he wants to take off this coat, maybe leave it in a box under the bed or burn it to the ground, but for some reason, his coat is always with him.

that's what it's like.

Apologies if it seemed dramatic, I couldn't find any better metaphors.
User avatar #248 - GShock (03/26/2015) [-]
I think I see your point. Hope you can take off the metaphorical coat one of these days then.
User avatar #249 - benedicto (03/26/2015) [-]
tell me about it.
#183 - SJWs are ******* idiots. I'm ******* HA…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Marine takes a stand... 0
User avatar #236 - GShock (03/26/2015) [-]
Haphephobic? Sorry for being an oppressive shitlord.
User avatar #237 - benedicto (03/26/2015) [-]
a phobia of touch.
I don't blame you if you don't believe me, frankly I don't myself.
User avatar #238 - GShock (03/26/2015) [-]
There are weirder fears than being touched. That, and after seeing several people shit in a public bathroom and not wash their hands after, I can't blame you.
User avatar #241 - benedicto (03/26/2015) [-]
true.
People are disgusting, but it's not really disgust that makes my haphephobia what it is. It's more of a combination of anxiety, anger, defending my personal space, and more anxiety.

there's also something that apparently happened way back when that I think caused it to happen but I can't fucking remember it.
Feels bad man.
#244 - GShock (03/26/2015) [-]
Probably one of those repressed memories that should stay repressed.

Does this sum up your feelings of being touched then?
User avatar #246 - benedicto (03/26/2015) [-]
no, think of it as a man with a coat.
He thinks this coat is a very special coat and is the best coat in the world, so he wears it all the time. Most other people don't see the coat and most others still don't understand his coat.
Since his coat is so majestic, he gets anxious or worried whenever someone touches it, for fear that something bad will happen.
Sometimes his fear gets so irrational that he starts to get really moody and mad.
He can't help it.

Most of the time, he wants to take off this coat, maybe leave it in a box under the bed or burn it to the ground, but for some reason, his coat is always with him.

that's what it's like.

Apologies if it seemed dramatic, I couldn't find any better metaphors.
User avatar #248 - GShock (03/26/2015) [-]
I think I see your point. Hope you can take off the metaphorical coat one of these days then.
User avatar #249 - benedicto (03/26/2015) [-]
tell me about it.
#344 - Comment deleted 03/24/2015 on comp +1
#41 - is that a reference i don't get? 03/19/2015 on Sim Logic 0
#18 - I never played it. but then again I'm 14, and live in…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Sim Logic +1
User avatar #36 - exotic (03/18/2015) [-]
14 years ago was 1994
User avatar #41 - benedicto (03/19/2015) [-]
is that a reference i don't get?
#99 - how does one take part, or is everything already prescripted 03/17/2015 on Funnyjunk Hunger Games, Day 1 +1
#51 - The Crash-Flinging-Gnasher? 03/10/2015 on that's a twist +1
#58 - source?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on No more crime 0
User avatar #59 - iampercocet (03/07/2015) [-]
The Fallout series. That's what they're from. They appeared in the very first game and have been there ever since. They appear in two different forms in Fallout 2, Centaur and Mean Centaur. There are also three different kinds of them in Fallout: New Vegas: Centaur, Evolved Centaur, and Giant Evolved Centaur.

According to the wiki, they're "results of the Forced Evolutionary Virus gone horribly wrong." Can't say I disagree. It also states that they're made by tossing a variety of humans, dogs and other, unspecified animals into an FEV vat.

If you meant just the picture, then it's concept art for the Fallout 3 Centaurs.
#313 - any ideas on what you could make?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on who the fuck put sugar in... 0
User avatar #314 - novabird (03/07/2015) [-]
not directly, i need an idea then bam shit gets made and all that i need for that is people to be discussing ideas and i'll see them and combine them in my head.
i do have a project in mind but it needs solid machining rather then printing as it needs to be made of metal, imagine a dual spin kinetic dynamo with a lithium belt that is self charging to power anything you wish, works like an oversized watch but no face and has a waterproof plug on the side to connect to gear, could even build a gauntlet with 2-3 of them built in wired as a set, they free spin like a bike wheel in dual directions each collecting energy waste, one unit if built properly could create quite a bit of power with the right parts.
#311 - alrighty then. any opinions on 3d printing?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2015 on who the fuck put sugar in... 0
User avatar #312 - novabird (03/07/2015) [-]
i want a printer honestly, that and a robotic laser cutter/engraver, with both i could let my gift go into overkill.
User avatar #313 - benedicto (03/07/2015) [-]
any ideas on what you could make?
User avatar #314 - novabird (03/07/2015) [-]
not directly, i need an idea then bam shit gets made and all that i need for that is people to be discussing ideas and i'll see them and combine them in my head.
i do have a project in mind but it needs solid machining rather then printing as it needs to be made of metal, imagine a dual spin kinetic dynamo with a lithium belt that is self charging to power anything you wish, works like an oversized watch but no face and has a waterproof plug on the side to connect to gear, could even build a gauntlet with 2-3 of them built in wired as a set, they free spin like a bike wheel in dual directions each collecting energy waste, one unit if built properly could create quite a bit of power with the right parts.
#309 - that's facking adorable. that, what does he/she identify a…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/07/2015 on who the fuck put sugar in... 0
User avatar #310 - novabird (03/07/2015) [-]
woman.
huh, i'm not sure, look up sexuality test maybe?
User avatar #311 - benedicto (03/07/2015) [-]
alrighty then.

any opinions on 3d printing?
User avatar #312 - novabird (03/07/2015) [-]
i want a printer honestly, that and a robotic laser cutter/engraver, with both i could let my gift go into overkill.
User avatar #313 - benedicto (03/07/2015) [-]
any ideas on what you could make?
User avatar #314 - novabird (03/07/2015) [-]
not directly, i need an idea then bam shit gets made and all that i need for that is people to be discussing ideas and i'll see them and combine them in my head.
i do have a project in mind but it needs solid machining rather then printing as it needs to be made of metal, imagine a dual spin kinetic dynamo with a lithium belt that is self charging to power anything you wish, works like an oversized watch but no face and has a waterproof plug on the side to connect to gear, could even build a gauntlet with 2-3 of them built in wired as a set, they free spin like a bike wheel in dual directions each collecting energy waste, one unit if built properly could create quite a bit of power with the right parts.
#307 - and here i am still not feeling, and probably unable to feel, …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/07/2015 on who the fuck put sugar in... 0
User avatar #308 - novabird (03/07/2015) [-]
you might be a similar class to mine actually but more strict, that and you may still be developing as well so it wouldn't surprise me if those processes are delayed.
actually trans but i'd say that reference won't matter for long anyways.
they are also on fj and i refer to them as moths, known them for a year now, initial relationship was based on raw respect rather than physical attraction which changed as we got far closer.
User avatar #309 - benedicto (03/07/2015) [-]
that's facking adorable.
that, what does he/she identify as?


hm, you think there's any online thing i could use to at least roughly graph if i have something wrong psychologically or neurologically?
User avatar #310 - novabird (03/07/2015) [-]
woman.
huh, i'm not sure, look up sexuality test maybe?
User avatar #311 - benedicto (03/07/2015) [-]
alrighty then.

any opinions on 3d printing?
User avatar #312 - novabird (03/07/2015) [-]
i want a printer honestly, that and a robotic laser cutter/engraver, with both i could let my gift go into overkill.
User avatar #313 - benedicto (03/07/2015) [-]
any ideas on what you could make?
User avatar #314 - novabird (03/07/2015) [-]
not directly, i need an idea then bam shit gets made and all that i need for that is people to be discussing ideas and i'll see them and combine them in my head.
i do have a project in mind but it needs solid machining rather then printing as it needs to be made of metal, imagine a dual spin kinetic dynamo with a lithium belt that is self charging to power anything you wish, works like an oversized watch but no face and has a waterproof plug on the side to connect to gear, could even build a gauntlet with 2-3 of them built in wired as a set, they free spin like a bike wheel in dual directions each collecting energy waste, one unit if built properly could create quite a bit of power with the right parts.
#305 - glad to hear it. Almost everyone deserves happiness Except…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on who the fuck put sugar in... 0
User avatar #306 - novabird (03/07/2015) [-]
agreed.
the ones involving physical contact have been greatly reduced and the one involving anything sexual is fixed now as well, i'll still avoid other people hitting on me or trying to make physical contact but at least i have one person i'm ok with now but that's also likely because i have demisexual traits.
#303 - hey nova. it's been a while.I just want to say thanks, yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2015 on who the fuck put sugar in... 0
#304 - novabird (03/07/2015) [-]
understood, just doing what i do best.
about a month or 2 ago i had my worst phobias stripped from me by someone with an even stronger gift, irony is it's also another person i helped greatly when i found them, then after that happened a week later i ended up getting with them since we're pretty much in each others heads anyways literally and turned out to be a perfect match.
if you need more communication help the new mlp board or pv are good for that since everyone there is mostly nice, also other people with similar problems there you can relate to as well.
as a result of all the changes to me my personality has also been altered, my void is gone and i'm actually doing well and happy for once after 26 years, i also seem to have gotten stronger with my gift as well and pretty much everyone who has had contact with me has been effected by that in a good way as well.
User avatar #305 - benedicto (03/07/2015) [-]
glad to hear it. Almost everyone deserves happiness
Except for Hitler. Fuck hitler,

wait, by worst phobia, which one?
User avatar #306 - novabird (03/07/2015) [-]
agreed.
the ones involving physical contact have been greatly reduced and the one involving anything sexual is fixed now as well, i'll still avoid other people hitting on me or trying to make physical contact but at least i have one person i'm ok with now but that's also likely because i have demisexual traits.
#144604 - best obscure band?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #144635 - roguevocoderblitz (03/01/2015) [-]
User avatar #144611 - shibe (03/01/2015) [-]
Егор и Опизденевшие www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd3DEtbxP30
User avatar #144606 - anonymoose (03/01/2015) [-]
Igorrr - Oesophage De Tourterelle /thread
User avatar #144607 - shibe (03/01/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #144608 - anonymoose (03/01/2015) [-]
Do you just float about the music board to disagree with everyone constantly?
User avatar #144609 - shibe (03/01/2015) [-]
Yea, it's a good way to pass time.

I don't hate your music taste, I'm trying to get over while even though i've been doing jokingly insulting peoples music taste so much, I've kinda done it too much to the point where I come off extremely pretentious although i am

I just think Igorrr is no way "obscure", of course I listen to music that probably only 50 other people in the world know about, so my thought of what is obscure and what isn't is probably skewed, but I just think it is no way obscure. Quite a few people know about igorrr.

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#400 - thebestpieever (04/24/2015) [-]
Ur a 			****		 pope
Ur a **** pope
User avatar #401 to #400 - benedicto (04/24/2015) [-]
indeed.
User avatar #395 - aliapheese (10/11/2013) [-]
So.. Hi?
May I ask why the random add?
User avatar #396 to #395 - benedicto (10/11/2013) [-]
ah, i just add someone when i like their comments and/or content.
nice name too.
User avatar #397 to #396 - aliapheese (10/11/2013) [-]
Ah, I see.
Thank you.
User avatar #358 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Hi, do I know you? :S
User avatar #382 to #358 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
so....ever met a stereotypical 12-year-old swagfag? they talk about them all the time but i have yet to see one.

User avatar #383 to #382 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
I have met people like that, but they're usually not 12.
User avatar #384 to #383 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
what's their general age, then?
User avatar #385 to #384 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Dunno, usually don't ask. I just run away. Never argue with an idiot, he'll pull you down to his own level and beat you with experience
User avatar #386 to #385 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
as i always say, some people just need a good, nice, warm knife to the face.
User avatar #387 to #386 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Eh, violence never solved anything
User avatar #388 to #387 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
violence can destroy. destruction in it's own is not bad, just a natural process.
violence, when applied sparingly, makes the delicacy of arguing much more rewarding if you win. especially when you're not the one who done it.
User avatar #389 to #388 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
There's a difference to violence and destruction. Violence causes destruction, but destruction is not only caused by violence. Violence is caused by imbalance and by insecurity, and if met by more imbalance and insecurity, it will only escalate. If you instead meet it with calm balance and a caring heart, then it will soothe down and you will be able to create instead of destroying.
User avatar #391 to #389 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
....sorry. i must have ranted too much.
User avatar #390 to #389 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
not if those people happen to be the school tards.
those little ***** are assholes. they bug everyone, they cause a huge fuss, they are asses.

someone once put a rotting animal in my desk on friday so it would be there on monday.
User avatar #392 to #390 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Ah I just took a quick (long and slow <.< ) bath.
I can guarantee you that that is caused by poor upbringing, likely also violence from their parents. It's a fundamental lack of empathy that should be developed way earlier. It is yet again caused by violence and more violence won't help them.
User avatar #393 to #392 - benedicto (10/06/2013) [-]
well, i guess i should just ignore them.
User avatar #394 to #393 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
That's the best you can do, yeah c:
User avatar #359 to #358 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
no, sorry. i just add whoever i like.
usually, it's because i like their content or comments.
User avatar #360 to #359 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Well I honestly prefer to know who I'm friending, at least by having a little conversation or something. It's also polite to ask before you friend, you know? c:
User avatar #361 to #360 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
alrighty then.
*er.....you mind starting the convo? i'm not good with these kind of things.*
#362 to #361 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Well my name is Troels (don't try to pronounce it), and I'm 19 years old and live in Denmark. I like music, computers and tonnes of other random **** , hehe.
I play guitar and sing (preferrably not at the same time), and I'm the vocalist of a tiny hard rock band here in Århus c:
Well what do you do man? What's your story?
(Oh yeah, and I also founded the current Katawa Shoujo channel, which is the most succesful one too. No clue how that happened o.o )
User avatar #363 to #362 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
I'm Watson.
i'm a 12 year old yep, cancer. sorry. or well, 13, since my birthday's in around a week.
i'm from the Philippines, a tiny bunch of islands that's been raped by three countries both literally and figuratively in history. i just use the internet because i have no friends within a five mile radius to visit. i try playing piano and singing, but i suck at both. oh well.
i like any genre of music, but it all depends on the song. yes, even metal sometimes.
other than that, i like using the internet, things that don't kill me within 20 months, and technology in general.

also in real life i tend to be introverted, though it depends.
User avatar #364 to #363 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Welp nice to meet you Watson c:
Do you have a favorite band or something?
User avatar #365 to #364 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
hm......
can't say i do. my lack of friends just make mew pretty out of if.
mind recommending me some? if that's okay.
User avatar #367 to #365 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
crap, how the hell did that mew get there.
....i need to dronk some water.
User avatar #366 to #365 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Two song I always share are:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfVGvY7p1sU
and
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQWY-JOhF2I

Both from awesome bands, both awesome songs c:
User avatar #368 to #366 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
hmmm, nice.
thanks!
User avatar #369 to #368 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
It's my pleasure to share good music c:
User avatar #372 to #369 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
oh yeah, and i like anime and Vocaloid.
just thought you ought to know.
User avatar #374 to #372 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
I suppose I like anime, although I don't really watch any any more. Most recently I watched Attack on Titan. I prefer reading manga for now. I still love the art though.
User avatar #370 to #369 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
now i want to play again.
*and fail horribly. weeeeee.*
User avatar #371 to #370 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Well that's how it works, we keep sucking for twenty years until we stop sucking.
"The only time you really **** up is when you stop trying"
-Cr1tikal
User avatar #373 to #371 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
well, i need to buy me a guitar.
to the batmo-oh wait I'm ******* poor.
User avatar #375 to #373 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
You're 12, can't you ask your parents?
User avatar #376 to #375 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
my parents are........
strict on spending. if they buy me something, good. but those moments are rare and far between.
User avatar #377 to #376 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Oh I see :/
User avatar #378 to #377 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
hey, why does the internet hate 12 year olds anyway?
User avatar #379 to #378 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Well because with "12-year olds" they're really talking about immature faggots. I know immature faggots older than 40, so it's not a thing about age
User avatar #380 to #379 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
oh. explains a lot.
User avatar #381 to #380 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, kinda ._.
User avatar #357 - benedicto (09/15/2013) [-]
[spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] test. [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler]
#348 - felixfj (08/26/2013) [-]
Hi man. I remember threre was a gif about the Levitating monk on FJ. Do you happen to know the name of that post? Thanks anyway.   
Gif is unrelated
Hi man. I remember threre was a gif about the Levitating monk on FJ. Do you happen to know the name of that post? Thanks anyway.
Gif is unrelated
User avatar #349 to #348 - benedicto (08/26/2013) [-]
er....no. sorry.
User avatar #350 to #349 - felixfj (08/27/2013) [-]
its all right. Thanks anyway
User avatar #342 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #343 to #342 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
!

hi!
User avatar #344 to #343 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Do we know each other?
User avatar #345 to #344 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
no...
but i usually add those whose comments i like.
User avatar #346 to #345 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Oh, thanks I suppose.
User avatar #347 to #346 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
yep.
User avatar #334 - snakefire (08/24/2013) [-]
Hello..
User avatar #336 to #335 - snakefire (08/24/2013) [-]
You wanted to add me?..
User avatar #337 to #336 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
yeah.
User avatar #338 to #337 - snakefire (08/24/2013) [-]
Why is that?..
User avatar #339 to #338 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
i dunno. felt like it, i guess.
i usually add someone if i like their comments a lot, though.
User avatar #340 to #339 - snakefire (08/24/2013) [-]
Oh I see. Thank you..
User avatar #325 - newforomador (08/22/2013) [-]
static.fjcdn.com/ajax/d1a0fc4a07516c2935fe1b668d0b6e08.jpg Warning for anybody looking at this in the future, it's a woman getting ****** by a cactus.
User avatar #326 to #325 - benedicto (08/22/2013) [-]
thanks.
what do you want in return?
User avatar #327 to #326 - newforomador (08/22/2013) [-]
Whatever you feel like, as long as it isn't gay.
User avatar #328 to #327 - benedicto (08/22/2013) [-]
what about yuri?
#330 to #328 - benedicto (08/22/2013) [-]
*toink*
there's another one.
User avatar #329 to #328 - newforomador (08/22/2013) [-]
Sure, I'm fine with that.
#331 to #329 - benedicto (08/22/2013) [-]
whoop/ replied to the wrong comment.
#314 - hydromatic (08/20/2013) [-]
You're 12?
You're 12?
User avatar #315 to #314 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
yes, why?
#316 to #315 - hydromatic (08/21/2013) [-]
My sister is 12 and imagining her being on this site is just weird.

But oh well, nothing wrong with it i suppose.
User avatar #317 to #316 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
please, to be honest, i'm not your regular 12 year old. i know, lot's of people also say that, but here me out. what i'm about to say is pretty crazy, so if you don't want to believe it, then fine.
1. i've been on the internet since i was 2 years old, which has caused me to become addicted to the internet, and be a bit antisocial.
2. my social life is....well......i can count the number of people i can consider ''friends'' with my hands and feet alone.
3. i've seen a LOT of **** here.
i've been on /b/, seen the entirety of the encyclopediadramaticca ''offended?'' page, seen goatse, tubgirl, 2girls1cup, etc.
4. i'm probably gonna be the craziest and most perverted person you ever meet.

as i said, it's up to you if you want to believe me or not, but i'm telling you the truth.
#318 to #317 - hydromatic (08/21/2013) [-]
**** , i was like this when i was 14 and i thought that was weird.

Well, hope you don't do anything stupid later in life that hurts someone or yourself.
You should probably cut down on it if you can. Just a little bit to start with atleast.

Lastly, take care of yourself, and don't forget the people around you.

I hope the internet doesn't **** you up too much
User avatar #320 to #318 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
besides, how can you hurt someone if you can't reach them physically?
#321 to #320 - hydromatic (08/21/2013) [-]
I'm not the best at this..

Maybe you should see a psychiatrist or something?
User avatar #322 to #321 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
my mom says it's just an ''attitude problem''
we'll see about that, i guess.....
#323 to #322 - hydromatic (08/21/2013) [-]
Good luck buddy
Good luck buddy
User avatar #324 to #323 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
'thanks.
i'll need it.

well, see you.
User avatar #319 to #318 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
it already did.
i've been here, and i've seen scat, gore, and things no sane man/woman should ever seen,
it has definitely left me mentally and psychologically scarred at least slightly.
it's too late for me...the few people i've managed to get along with say i exhibit psychotic tendencies.

and also, thanks for the pic.
User avatar #312 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #313 to #312 - benedicto (07/13/2013) [-]
who the hell is dylan
User avatar #308 - rototheta (06/17/2013) [-]
can i buy your dupe knight statues?
User avatar #309 to #308 - benedicto (06/17/2013) [-]
convince me to return to items and you can have them.
User avatar #310 to #309 - rototheta (06/17/2013) [-]
guvy animates now a lot, so a ******* of new awesome looking items is there
since you left DJ 4DM1N and lade did a lot of programming so we can search items now or see how many items of a certain item are in circulation, for example, things like that made items a lot better, and its way more fun now
User avatar #311 to #310 - benedicto (06/17/2013) [-]
hmm....ok, i'm convinced. take them.
User avatar #312 to #311 - rototheta (06/17/2013) [-]
thanks!
User avatar #302 - benedicto (05/14/2013) [-]
:'( :') T_T
#213 - miscarriage (04/24/2013) [-]
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Just.. all my pictures?
User avatar #402 to #216 - miscarriage (04/24/2015) [-]
It was 2 years ago today that this happened
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Benedicto

I'm done, well I just don't want to post anymore, I accumulated 9 notifications while i was doing this.
User avatar #255 to #253 - benedicto (04/24/2013) [-]
ok. wow. i've never seen that much dump in one thread. and 9 notifications...wow.
#224 to #223 - miscarriage (04/24/2013) [-]
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What are you planning on doing with these pictures?
User avatar #246 to #224 - benedicto (04/24/2013) [-]
save. may FINALLY start a reaction folder.
User avatar #254 to #246 - miscarriage (04/24/2013) [-]
You're going to steal my mascot?
User avatar #256 to #254 - benedicto (05/01/2013) [-]
no. just trying to start one. when i have at least 100, then i'll compile them all and start using them.
User avatar #398 to #256 - benedicto (01/12/2014) [-]
*psst*
you're an ass.
User avatar #204 - harislayer (04/07/2013) [-]
Are you selling cucumbers
User avatar #210 to #204 - benedicto (04/07/2013) [-]
you know what? never mind.
User avatar #212 to #211 - benedicto (04/07/2013) [-]
sorry
User avatar #206 to #204 - benedicto (04/07/2013) [-]
WHY DID YOU BLOCK ME???!!!
User avatar #207 to #206 - harislayer (04/07/2013) [-]
oh sorry, probably from rolling, i used to block randomly rolled users alot.


you have 27 cucs
User avatar #208 to #207 - benedicto (04/07/2013) [-]
how much for 2 clean coal. and wait 20 minutes. gonna collect.
User avatar #209 to #208 - harislayer (04/07/2013) [-]
idunno, you say
User avatar #205 to #204 - benedicto (04/07/2013) [-]
no...wait, how many do i have?
User avatar #188 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
what do you want from that devious leprechaun
User avatar #190 to #188 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
this maybe a long shot... but a but maybr a blacksmith badge and a super gem or 2 super gems?
User avatar #191 to #190 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
dude, theres 150 leprechauns and around 30 of supers and 100 of blacksmith badges in circulation
User avatar #192 to #191 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
i knew it was a long shot....
how about a god gem and 3 rape horses?
User avatar #193 to #192 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
no i need god gem
User avatar #194 to #193 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
you have too many items, i can't make a good offer.
3 raep horses and a cart of gold coins?
User avatar #195 to #194 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
id rather sell dupes
User avatar #196 to #195 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
gold certification badge and 2 raep horses?
User avatar #197 to #196 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
maybe, if you throw in something like ore to balance that 100 mil point drop
User avatar #199 to #197 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
so....what?
User avatar #198 to #197 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
whatever else you want.
User avatar #200 to #198 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
i meant just something to balance bit that point value
User avatar #201 to #200 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
yeah, so......what?
User avatar #202 to #201 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
leprechaun worth 9 mil badge and orses worht 138 mil
something like ore, coins or something to balance that
User avatar #203 to #202 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
so...jst your gold badge, for my leprechaun, chocolate duck, and evil toast? my items aren't that good.
User avatar #189 to #188 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
more than what i paid for it.
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User avatar #164 to #162 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
all 4 special, or what?
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User avatar #163 to #162 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
specify.
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User avatar #167 to #166 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
selling your cursed knife?
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User avatar #169 to #168 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
all the gems you need?
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User avatar #172 to #170 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
if i have enough gems.
User avatar #171 to #170 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
save 1 for unique count.
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User avatar #174 to #173 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
gib broken sword for special gem?
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User avatar #178 to #177 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
wait, how much for cursed knife?
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User avatar #180 to #179 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
gems:valentine ratio?
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User avatar #182 to #181 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
egg hoarder?
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User avatar #186 to #183 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
choco bone?
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User avatar #184 to #183 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
presidents?
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User avatar #136 - benedicto (03/15/2013) [-]
OKAY, LET'S START.
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User avatar #142 to #138 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
THERE ARE NO RULES
User avatar #141 to #138 - benedicto (03/15/2013) [-]
roll battle.
User avatar #143 to #141 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
**splayed rolls 610,855,960** Do I win
User avatar #149 to #143 - benedicto (03/15/2013) [-]
weiner. prize, 3 bats, 2 enchanted pumpkins, and 1 chest/key set.
User avatar #151 to #149 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
BOOM, pls send trade, thank you <3<3<3<3
User avatar #155 to #151 - benedicto (03/15/2013) [-]
no. you send it.
User avatar #157 to #155 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
I don't know what chest set though....
User avatar #159 to #157 - benedicto (03/15/2013) [-]
any!
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User avatar #154 to #152 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Thankoo
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User avatar #146 to #144 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Dude, you got 4 3s, 3 0s and 2 7s
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#148 to #147 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
SMASHING!
SMASHING!
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#153 to #150 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I won
Oh yeah, I won
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#158 to #156 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Yeah well...........Shut up
Yeah well...........Shut up
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User avatar #137 to #136 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Stop

Hammer time
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User avatar #140 to #139 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Pause

Spanner o'clock
User avatar #135 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
You said now, you lied to me...
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