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so........hi?

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#6714 - what if you found out someone fell in love with you?  [+] (16 new replies) 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
User avatar #6715 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
i wouldn't be able to respond, i have severe Genophobia and Haphephobia as well so that would be the equivalent of trying to date a dead animal....
User avatar #6716 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
yay, another haphephobe.

well, not yay. i wouldn't wish severe haphephobia on anyone.
User avatar #6717 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
yeah, mine's really bad...-_-
User avatar #6719 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
like, how bad?

mine's so bad, that even accidentally grazing on me can trigger it. trigger it hard. though, for some reason, drinking or eating or chewing, or music calm me down from it.

knowing you, though, yours is probably much worse.
User avatar #6721 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
anyhoo, time for night shift...-_-
gotta go.
User avatar #6720 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
i can't approach people or do any physical contact, can't go into crowded places either and if someone grabs me i can panic and rip so hard it dislocates joints from them assuming i don't get hostile and try to kill them in the process.
User avatar #6722 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
damn.
that really sucks.
User avatar #6723 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
eyup.
User avatar #6724 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
so, if you could take a pill, and for one day per pill, it would all go away, what would you do?
User avatar #6725 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
sure, it would be nice to have no fears anymore and be able to do those things i can't.
User avatar #6726 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
wait, does being haphephobic alone mean you have a mental disorder?
User avatar #6727 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
no, it's a phobia or fear of, not a disorder.
User avatar #6728 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
huh.
then my friend was WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.


so....imagine this. it is the year 2040. there are now psychotherapeautic items that can heal you, but are fucking expensive. you have been chosen to test said drug.

User avatar #6731 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
i work for my family cleaning and fixing stuff.
see ya later.
User avatar #6729 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
i'd try it with no hesitation.
anyhoo, gotta go to work...-_-
User avatar #6730 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
wait, what's your work?

sorry if you answered this before.
well, bye.
#6708 - ouch.  [+] (18 new replies) 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
User avatar #6710 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
eh, side effect of problems i have had, result is i can't identify abstract emotions.
User avatar #6714 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
what if you found out someone fell in love with you?
User avatar #6715 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
i wouldn't be able to respond, i have severe Genophobia and Haphephobia as well so that would be the equivalent of trying to date a dead animal....
User avatar #6716 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
yay, another haphephobe.

well, not yay. i wouldn't wish severe haphephobia on anyone.
User avatar #6717 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
yeah, mine's really bad...-_-
User avatar #6719 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
like, how bad?

mine's so bad, that even accidentally grazing on me can trigger it. trigger it hard. though, for some reason, drinking or eating or chewing, or music calm me down from it.

knowing you, though, yours is probably much worse.
User avatar #6721 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
anyhoo, time for night shift...-_-
gotta go.
User avatar #6720 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
i can't approach people or do any physical contact, can't go into crowded places either and if someone grabs me i can panic and rip so hard it dislocates joints from them assuming i don't get hostile and try to kill them in the process.
User avatar #6722 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
damn.
that really sucks.
User avatar #6723 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
eyup.
User avatar #6724 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
so, if you could take a pill, and for one day per pill, it would all go away, what would you do?
User avatar #6725 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
sure, it would be nice to have no fears anymore and be able to do those things i can't.
User avatar #6726 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
wait, does being haphephobic alone mean you have a mental disorder?
User avatar #6727 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
no, it's a phobia or fear of, not a disorder.
User avatar #6728 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
huh.
then my friend was WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.


so....imagine this. it is the year 2040. there are now psychotherapeautic items that can heal you, but are fucking expensive. you have been chosen to test said drug.

User avatar #6731 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
i work for my family cleaning and fixing stuff.
see ya later.
User avatar #6729 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
i'd try it with no hesitation.
anyhoo, gotta go to work...-_-
User avatar #6730 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
wait, what's your work?

sorry if you answered this before.
well, bye.
#6703 - karma, like love, and luck, all have extremely expensive presc…  [+] (20 new replies) 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
User avatar #6704 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
i wouldn't know, can't really feel that emotion or say that word, analogy confuses as well.
User avatar #6708 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
ouch.
User avatar #6710 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
eh, side effect of problems i have had, result is i can't identify abstract emotions.
User avatar #6714 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
what if you found out someone fell in love with you?
User avatar #6715 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
i wouldn't be able to respond, i have severe Genophobia and Haphephobia as well so that would be the equivalent of trying to date a dead animal....
User avatar #6716 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
yay, another haphephobe.

well, not yay. i wouldn't wish severe haphephobia on anyone.
User avatar #6717 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
yeah, mine's really bad...-_-
User avatar #6719 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
like, how bad?

mine's so bad, that even accidentally grazing on me can trigger it. trigger it hard. though, for some reason, drinking or eating or chewing, or music calm me down from it.

knowing you, though, yours is probably much worse.
User avatar #6721 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
anyhoo, time for night shift...-_-
gotta go.
User avatar #6720 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
i can't approach people or do any physical contact, can't go into crowded places either and if someone grabs me i can panic and rip so hard it dislocates joints from them assuming i don't get hostile and try to kill them in the process.
User avatar #6722 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
damn.
that really sucks.
User avatar #6723 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
eyup.
User avatar #6724 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
so, if you could take a pill, and for one day per pill, it would all go away, what would you do?
User avatar #6725 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
sure, it would be nice to have no fears anymore and be able to do those things i can't.
User avatar #6726 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
wait, does being haphephobic alone mean you have a mental disorder?
User avatar #6727 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
no, it's a phobia or fear of, not a disorder.
User avatar #6728 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
huh.
then my friend was WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.


so....imagine this. it is the year 2040. there are now psychotherapeautic items that can heal you, but are fucking expensive. you have been chosen to test said drug.

User avatar #6731 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
i work for my family cleaning and fixing stuff.
see ya later.
User avatar #6729 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
i'd try it with no hesitation.
anyhoo, gotta go to work...-_-
User avatar #6730 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
wait, what's your work?

sorry if you answered this before.
well, bye.
#6701 - that sucks. 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
#6697 - BADASS, wait, your systems were sold?! WHAT THE HECK. 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
#6695 - hm....what consoles do you have, then?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
User avatar #6698 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
family consoles, my personal system is hidden but the rest are gone...-_-
User avatar #6701 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
that sucks.
#6696 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
had wii and 360, my druggie brother stole all but my personal wii to sell for drugs, i'm mostly a pc gamer though and my system is op.
User avatar #6697 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
BADASS,

wait, your systems were sold?! WHAT THE HECK.
#6693 - damn, that sucks.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
User avatar #6694 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
agreed.
User avatar #6695 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm....what consoles do you have, then?
User avatar #6698 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
family consoles, my personal system is hidden but the rest are gone...-_-
User avatar #6701 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
that sucks.
#6696 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
had wii and 360, my druggie brother stole all but my personal wii to sell for drugs, i'm mostly a pc gamer though and my system is op.
User avatar #6697 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
BADASS,

wait, your systems were sold?! WHAT THE HECK.
#6691 - they have a certain charm that's really hard to replicate on c…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
User avatar #6692 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
eyup, too bad i lost them, they would sell for thousands now, mine were brand new.
User avatar #6693 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
damn, that sucks.
User avatar #6694 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
agreed.
User avatar #6695 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm....what consoles do you have, then?
User avatar #6698 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
family consoles, my personal system is hidden but the rest are gone...-_-
User avatar #6701 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
that sucks.
#6696 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
had wii and 360, my druggie brother stole all but my personal wii to sell for drugs, i'm mostly a pc gamer though and my system is op.
User avatar #6697 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
BADASS,

wait, your systems were sold?! WHAT THE HECK.
#6689 - the first handheld console ever made by Nintendo.  [+] (10 new replies) 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
User avatar #6690 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
yes, now that i looked them up i had the mario and luigi set made by amway.
User avatar #6691 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
they have a certain charm that's really hard to replicate on consoles today, wouldn't you say?
User avatar #6692 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
eyup, too bad i lost them, they would sell for thousands now, mine were brand new.
User avatar #6693 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
damn, that sucks.
User avatar #6694 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
agreed.
User avatar #6695 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm....what consoles do you have, then?
User avatar #6698 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
family consoles, my personal system is hidden but the rest are gone...-_-
User avatar #6701 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
that sucks.
#6696 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
had wii and 360, my druggie brother stole all but my personal wii to sell for drugs, i'm mostly a pc gamer though and my system is op.
User avatar #6697 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
BADASS,

wait, your systems were sold?! WHAT THE HECK.
#6687 - hey, you play video games? well, if you do, you know the g…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
User avatar #6688 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
huh?
User avatar #6689 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
the first handheld console ever made by Nintendo.
User avatar #6690 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
yes, now that i looked them up i had the mario and luigi set made by amway.
User avatar #6691 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
they have a certain charm that's really hard to replicate on consoles today, wouldn't you say?
User avatar #6692 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
eyup, too bad i lost them, they would sell for thousands now, mine were brand new.
User avatar #6693 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
damn, that sucks.
User avatar #6694 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
agreed.
User avatar #6695 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm....what consoles do you have, then?
User avatar #6698 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
family consoles, my personal system is hidden but the rest are gone...-_-
User avatar #6701 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
that sucks.
#6696 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
had wii and 360, my druggie brother stole all but my personal wii to sell for drugs, i'm mostly a pc gamer though and my system is op.
User avatar #6697 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
BADASS,

wait, your systems were sold?! WHAT THE HECK.
#6685 - oh, thanks for the info!  [+] (14 new replies) 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
User avatar #6686 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #6687 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hey, you play video games?
well, if you do, you know the game and watch?
User avatar #6688 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
huh?
User avatar #6689 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
the first handheld console ever made by Nintendo.
User avatar #6690 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
yes, now that i looked them up i had the mario and luigi set made by amway.
User avatar #6691 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
they have a certain charm that's really hard to replicate on consoles today, wouldn't you say?
User avatar #6692 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
eyup, too bad i lost them, they would sell for thousands now, mine were brand new.
User avatar #6693 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
damn, that sucks.
User avatar #6694 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
agreed.
User avatar #6695 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm....what consoles do you have, then?
User avatar #6698 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
family consoles, my personal system is hidden but the rest are gone...-_-
User avatar #6701 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
that sucks.
#6696 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
had wii and 360, my druggie brother stole all but my personal wii to sell for drugs, i'm mostly a pc gamer though and my system is op.
User avatar #6697 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
BADASS,

wait, your systems were sold?! WHAT THE HECK.
#6683 - go team too poor for actual professional advice!  [+] (16 new replies) 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
User avatar #6684 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
i think there's new programs in place to compensate for this, my friend got money from the labor board to pay for his for a while as well and the new insurance systems may also cover it.
User avatar #6685 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
oh, thanks for the info!
User avatar #6686 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #6687 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hey, you play video games?
well, if you do, you know the game and watch?
User avatar #6688 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
huh?
User avatar #6689 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
the first handheld console ever made by Nintendo.
User avatar #6690 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
yes, now that i looked them up i had the mario and luigi set made by amway.
User avatar #6691 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
they have a certain charm that's really hard to replicate on consoles today, wouldn't you say?
User avatar #6692 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
eyup, too bad i lost them, they would sell for thousands now, mine were brand new.
User avatar #6693 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
damn, that sucks.
User avatar #6694 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
agreed.
User avatar #6695 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm....what consoles do you have, then?
User avatar #6698 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
family consoles, my personal system is hidden but the rest are gone...-_-
User avatar #6701 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
that sucks.
#6696 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
had wii and 360, my druggie brother stole all but my personal wii to sell for drugs, i'm mostly a pc gamer though and my system is op.
User avatar #6697 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
BADASS,

wait, your systems were sold?! WHAT THE HECK.
#6681 - wow.....just......wooooooow. hey wait, does an EXTREM…  [+] (18 new replies) 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
User avatar #6682 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
aspergers will cause that but you don't have the speech problems that go with it.
www.asperger-advice.com/
could just be autism though or just brain damage side effects, advise getting looked at to diagnose properly.
User avatar #6683 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
go team too poor for actual professional advice!
User avatar #6684 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
i think there's new programs in place to compensate for this, my friend got money from the labor board to pay for his for a while as well and the new insurance systems may also cover it.
User avatar #6685 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
oh, thanks for the info!
User avatar #6686 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #6687 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hey, you play video games?
well, if you do, you know the game and watch?
User avatar #6688 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
huh?
User avatar #6689 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
the first handheld console ever made by Nintendo.
User avatar #6690 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
yes, now that i looked them up i had the mario and luigi set made by amway.
User avatar #6691 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
they have a certain charm that's really hard to replicate on consoles today, wouldn't you say?
User avatar #6692 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
eyup, too bad i lost them, they would sell for thousands now, mine were brand new.
User avatar #6693 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
damn, that sucks.
User avatar #6694 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
agreed.
User avatar #6695 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm....what consoles do you have, then?
User avatar #6698 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
family consoles, my personal system is hidden but the rest are gone...-_-
User avatar #6701 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
that sucks.
#6696 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
had wii and 360, my druggie brother stole all but my personal wii to sell for drugs, i'm mostly a pc gamer though and my system is op.
User avatar #6697 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
BADASS,

wait, your systems were sold?! WHAT THE HECK.
#6670 - wait, how do you make a living? seeing as you have really crap…  [+] (20 new replies) 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
User avatar #6672 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
i force myself to work, i also work for my parents, i'm slowly running out of recoverable energy though so i'll be on disability soon, i'm highly gifted and use my skills to keep stuff working and clean at work even though my skills are meant for far more advanced stuff.
here's a hint of my skills.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/novabird/upictures/
User avatar #6681 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
wow.....just......wooooooow.

hey wait, does an EXTREMELY rich imagination and internal world, along with high iq mean anything?
User avatar #6682 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
aspergers will cause that but you don't have the speech problems that go with it.
www.asperger-advice.com/
could just be autism though or just brain damage side effects, advise getting looked at to diagnose properly.
User avatar #6683 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
go team too poor for actual professional advice!
User avatar #6684 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
i think there's new programs in place to compensate for this, my friend got money from the labor board to pay for his for a while as well and the new insurance systems may also cover it.
User avatar #6685 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
oh, thanks for the info!
User avatar #6686 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
no problem.
User avatar #6687 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hey, you play video games?
well, if you do, you know the game and watch?
User avatar #6688 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
huh?
User avatar #6689 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
the first handheld console ever made by Nintendo.
User avatar #6690 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
yes, now that i looked them up i had the mario and luigi set made by amway.
User avatar #6691 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
they have a certain charm that's really hard to replicate on consoles today, wouldn't you say?
User avatar #6692 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
eyup, too bad i lost them, they would sell for thousands now, mine were brand new.
User avatar #6693 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
damn, that sucks.
User avatar #6694 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
agreed.
User avatar #6695 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm....what consoles do you have, then?
User avatar #6698 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
family consoles, my personal system is hidden but the rest are gone...-_-
User avatar #6701 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
that sucks.
#6696 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
had wii and 360, my druggie brother stole all but my personal wii to sell for drugs, i'm mostly a pc gamer though and my system is op.
User avatar #6697 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
BADASS,

wait, your systems were sold?! WHAT THE HECK.
#6668 - head first. and so, he would have many more nea… 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
#6666 - hm.....when i was 1, my cousin said that i fell from the top s…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
User avatar #6667 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
it's hard to explain but depending on how you landed that could have caused it.
User avatar #6668 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
head first.

and so, he would have many more near-death experiences that follow, mostly out of stupidity.
#6664 - wait, is schizophrenia just hearing things in your head and se…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
User avatar #6665 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
delusional, mixed up thoughts, inability to perceive things properly, random emotions, extreme paranoia, try doing research on it, the problem can be pretty bad.
people who have had brain damage are at high risk for getting it as well which explains me easily.
User avatar #6666 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm.....when i was 1, my cousin said that i fell from the top shelf (around 6+feet).

anything? and what's this "blunted reaction to things"?
User avatar #6667 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
it's hard to explain but depending on how you landed that could have caused it.
User avatar #6668 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
head first.

and so, he would have many more near-death experiences that follow, mostly out of stupidity.
#6662 - so.....mitosis...in a....weird..disturbing, albeit fascinating way...  [+] (6 new replies) 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
#6663 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
mind mitosis would explain it simply, what was one is now many.
huh, i know many people here with schizophrenia come to think of it... :\
User avatar #6664 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
wait, is schizophrenia just hearing things in your head and seeing things?

what's it like?
User avatar #6665 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
delusional, mixed up thoughts, inability to perceive things properly, random emotions, extreme paranoia, try doing research on it, the problem can be pretty bad.
people who have had brain damage are at high risk for getting it as well which explains me easily.
User avatar #6666 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm.....when i was 1, my cousin said that i fell from the top shelf (around 6+feet).

anything? and what's this "blunted reaction to things"?
User avatar #6667 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
it's hard to explain but depending on how you landed that could have caused it.
User avatar #6668 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
head first.

and so, he would have many more near-death experiences that follow, mostly out of stupidity.
#6660 - is it weird if what you just said describes my "selves&qu…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
#6661 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
agreed, tell a therapist asap so they can look at you and tell your parents if you need help or not, if your parents don't listen to you maybe a professional opinion will change their tune.
tis strange being that my condition was the result of extreme trauma twice, first i had 2 one good and one bad then shit happened again and they split taking the intelligence out of the nad and mirroring the first.
User avatar #6662 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
so.....mitosis...in a....weird..disturbing, albeit fascinating way...
#6663 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
mind mitosis would explain it simply, what was one is now many.
huh, i know many people here with schizophrenia come to think of it... :\
User avatar #6664 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
wait, is schizophrenia just hearing things in your head and seeing things?

what's it like?
User avatar #6665 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
delusional, mixed up thoughts, inability to perceive things properly, random emotions, extreme paranoia, try doing research on it, the problem can be pretty bad.
people who have had brain damage are at high risk for getting it as well which explains me easily.
User avatar #6666 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm.....when i was 1, my cousin said that i fell from the top shelf (around 6+feet).

anything? and what's this "blunted reaction to things"?
User avatar #6667 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
it's hard to explain but depending on how you landed that could have caused it.
User avatar #6668 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
head first.

and so, he would have many more near-death experiences that follow, mostly out of stupidity.
#6658 - hm....what about two voices in your head that just....talk whi…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
#6659 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
that's high possibility schizophrenia or schizoaffective disorder and is dangerous, i just had my close friend get diagnosed with it and he is similar in behavior as well.
i have a quad split personality i deal with due to trauma, mine all work at the same time like a unit and debate my every action, on average 1-2 are always switching, 3 gets put in the front when i'm needed and 4 is a weapon of raw rage and hatred with no empathy or compassion that seeks to kill anything deemed a threat, annoying or simply in the way and it feeds on all my bad emotions and memories.
autism also does that as well though, especially aspergers and that could explain the reaction to caffeine as well.
User avatar #6660 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
is it weird if what you just said describes my "selves" perfectly?

and with your powers combined, i am.......in need of medical assistance man!
#6661 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
agreed, tell a therapist asap so they can look at you and tell your parents if you need help or not, if your parents don't listen to you maybe a professional opinion will change their tune.
tis strange being that my condition was the result of extreme trauma twice, first i had 2 one good and one bad then shit happened again and they split taking the intelligence out of the nad and mirroring the first.
User avatar #6662 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
so.....mitosis...in a....weird..disturbing, albeit fascinating way...
#6663 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
mind mitosis would explain it simply, what was one is now many.
huh, i know many people here with schizophrenia come to think of it... :\
User avatar #6664 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
wait, is schizophrenia just hearing things in your head and seeing things?

what's it like?
User avatar #6665 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
delusional, mixed up thoughts, inability to perceive things properly, random emotions, extreme paranoia, try doing research on it, the problem can be pretty bad.
people who have had brain damage are at high risk for getting it as well which explains me easily.
User avatar #6666 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm.....when i was 1, my cousin said that i fell from the top shelf (around 6+feet).

anything? and what's this "blunted reaction to things"?
User avatar #6667 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
it's hard to explain but depending on how you landed that could have caused it.
User avatar #6668 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
head first.

and so, he would have many more near-death experiences that follow, mostly out of stupidity.
#6618 - sleeping pills don't work on me. though for some reas…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
User avatar #6619 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
ADD, ADHD, aspergers and autism have that reaction, it wouldn't surprise me any if you had one of several of these, i have ADD, as for alcohol as long as your parents approve it's ok but i would avoid alcohol at a young age it could be responsible for some of the effects being that it will mess up brain development.
see ya.
User avatar #6658 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm....what about two voices in your head that just....talk while you go on with everyday life?

what about said voices buzzing in your head?
#6659 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
that's high possibility schizophrenia or schizoaffective disorder and is dangerous, i just had my close friend get diagnosed with it and he is similar in behavior as well.
i have a quad split personality i deal with due to trauma, mine all work at the same time like a unit and debate my every action, on average 1-2 are always switching, 3 gets put in the front when i'm needed and 4 is a weapon of raw rage and hatred with no empathy or compassion that seeks to kill anything deemed a threat, annoying or simply in the way and it feeds on all my bad emotions and memories.
autism also does that as well though, especially aspergers and that could explain the reaction to caffeine as well.
User avatar #6660 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
is it weird if what you just said describes my "selves" perfectly?

and with your powers combined, i am.......in need of medical assistance man!
#6661 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
agreed, tell a therapist asap so they can look at you and tell your parents if you need help or not, if your parents don't listen to you maybe a professional opinion will change their tune.
tis strange being that my condition was the result of extreme trauma twice, first i had 2 one good and one bad then shit happened again and they split taking the intelligence out of the nad and mirroring the first.
User avatar #6662 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
so.....mitosis...in a....weird..disturbing, albeit fascinating way...
#6663 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
mind mitosis would explain it simply, what was one is now many.
huh, i know many people here with schizophrenia come to think of it... :\
User avatar #6664 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
wait, is schizophrenia just hearing things in your head and seeing things?

what's it like?
User avatar #6665 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
delusional, mixed up thoughts, inability to perceive things properly, random emotions, extreme paranoia, try doing research on it, the problem can be pretty bad.
people who have had brain damage are at high risk for getting it as well which explains me easily.
User avatar #6666 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm.....when i was 1, my cousin said that i fell from the top shelf (around 6+feet).

anything? and what's this "blunted reaction to things"?
User avatar #6667 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
it's hard to explain but depending on how you landed that could have caused it.
User avatar #6668 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
head first.

and so, he would have many more near-death experiences that follow, mostly out of stupidity.
#6616 - ah, if only my parents would believe me... I've had this f…  [+] (14 new replies) 02/23/2014 on novabird's profile 0
User avatar #6617 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
if your parents won't listen then i advise telling your school counselor, i had to get my friend to go to a therapist to even get his parents to take him seriously and that was only after the therapist gave them a call because they didn't even know he was going to begin with, we're both glad i made him get help though, that shit almost cost a lot more than his sanity, mental conditions like that aren't to be taken lightly.
try researching your full symptoms and causes to learn more.
if you need a mild antidepressant try saint johns wort tea, you can get it on ebay cheaply as well, but don't ever mix it with other antidepressants because it's well known to react very badly to them.
i also advise trying to sleep instead of staying up to the point where you get depressed, there are natural supplements you can take to help with sleep as well that are cheap and easy to get at most stores.
User avatar #6618 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
sleeping pills don't work on me.

though for some reason, whenever i drink a lot of caffiene, i feel really sleepy.

and i know i really shouldn't, but a half cup of liquor actually for some reason helps me clear my mind up a bit.
since i was young, people around me have said i acted hyper, erratic, overall, abnormal. and I've had anxiety attacks when i was younger. do those mean anything?



well, i got to go, so at least you won't be bugged by me for a while.
User avatar #6619 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
ADD, ADHD, aspergers and autism have that reaction, it wouldn't surprise me any if you had one of several of these, i have ADD, as for alcohol as long as your parents approve it's ok but i would avoid alcohol at a young age it could be responsible for some of the effects being that it will mess up brain development.
see ya.
User avatar #6658 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm....what about two voices in your head that just....talk while you go on with everyday life?

what about said voices buzzing in your head?
#6659 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
that's high possibility schizophrenia or schizoaffective disorder and is dangerous, i just had my close friend get diagnosed with it and he is similar in behavior as well.
i have a quad split personality i deal with due to trauma, mine all work at the same time like a unit and debate my every action, on average 1-2 are always switching, 3 gets put in the front when i'm needed and 4 is a weapon of raw rage and hatred with no empathy or compassion that seeks to kill anything deemed a threat, annoying or simply in the way and it feeds on all my bad emotions and memories.
autism also does that as well though, especially aspergers and that could explain the reaction to caffeine as well.
User avatar #6660 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
is it weird if what you just said describes my "selves" perfectly?

and with your powers combined, i am.......in need of medical assistance man!
#6661 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
agreed, tell a therapist asap so they can look at you and tell your parents if you need help or not, if your parents don't listen to you maybe a professional opinion will change their tune.
tis strange being that my condition was the result of extreme trauma twice, first i had 2 one good and one bad then shit happened again and they split taking the intelligence out of the nad and mirroring the first.
User avatar #6662 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
so.....mitosis...in a....weird..disturbing, albeit fascinating way...
#6663 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
mind mitosis would explain it simply, what was one is now many.
huh, i know many people here with schizophrenia come to think of it... :\
User avatar #6664 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
wait, is schizophrenia just hearing things in your head and seeing things?

what's it like?
User avatar #6665 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
delusional, mixed up thoughts, inability to perceive things properly, random emotions, extreme paranoia, try doing research on it, the problem can be pretty bad.
people who have had brain damage are at high risk for getting it as well which explains me easily.
User avatar #6666 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm.....when i was 1, my cousin said that i fell from the top shelf (around 6+feet).

anything? and what's this "blunted reaction to things"?
User avatar #6667 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
it's hard to explain but depending on how you landed that could have caused it.
User avatar #6668 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
head first.

and so, he would have many more near-death experiences that follow, mostly out of stupidity.
#6614 - first question answered. well, it's pretty strange. s…  [+] (16 new replies) 02/22/2014 on novabird's profile 0
#6615 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
well, you're talking to someone who can get like that as well but the action part is a bit extreme, could be hormonal being your age.
if you have night phase mood swings, strong depression etc i'd get checked for bipolar disorder and chronic depression, yes i would go get looked at before it gets more serious, i have a close friend who didn't act in time and now he has extreme depression and schizoaffective disorder to boot, had i not stepped in he wouldn't even be here anymore so i'd take those symptoms very seriously if i were you.
User avatar #6616 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
ah, if only my parents would believe me...
I've had this for around a year or so already, though.
User avatar #6617 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
if your parents won't listen then i advise telling your school counselor, i had to get my friend to go to a therapist to even get his parents to take him seriously and that was only after the therapist gave them a call because they didn't even know he was going to begin with, we're both glad i made him get help though, that shit almost cost a lot more than his sanity, mental conditions like that aren't to be taken lightly.
try researching your full symptoms and causes to learn more.
if you need a mild antidepressant try saint johns wort tea, you can get it on ebay cheaply as well, but don't ever mix it with other antidepressants because it's well known to react very badly to them.
i also advise trying to sleep instead of staying up to the point where you get depressed, there are natural supplements you can take to help with sleep as well that are cheap and easy to get at most stores.
User avatar #6618 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
sleeping pills don't work on me.

though for some reason, whenever i drink a lot of caffiene, i feel really sleepy.

and i know i really shouldn't, but a half cup of liquor actually for some reason helps me clear my mind up a bit.
since i was young, people around me have said i acted hyper, erratic, overall, abnormal. and I've had anxiety attacks when i was younger. do those mean anything?



well, i got to go, so at least you won't be bugged by me for a while.
User avatar #6619 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
ADD, ADHD, aspergers and autism have that reaction, it wouldn't surprise me any if you had one of several of these, i have ADD, as for alcohol as long as your parents approve it's ok but i would avoid alcohol at a young age it could be responsible for some of the effects being that it will mess up brain development.
see ya.
User avatar #6658 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm....what about two voices in your head that just....talk while you go on with everyday life?

what about said voices buzzing in your head?
#6659 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
that's high possibility schizophrenia or schizoaffective disorder and is dangerous, i just had my close friend get diagnosed with it and he is similar in behavior as well.
i have a quad split personality i deal with due to trauma, mine all work at the same time like a unit and debate my every action, on average 1-2 are always switching, 3 gets put in the front when i'm needed and 4 is a weapon of raw rage and hatred with no empathy or compassion that seeks to kill anything deemed a threat, annoying or simply in the way and it feeds on all my bad emotions and memories.
autism also does that as well though, especially aspergers and that could explain the reaction to caffeine as well.
User avatar #6660 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
is it weird if what you just said describes my "selves" perfectly?

and with your powers combined, i am.......in need of medical assistance man!
#6661 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
agreed, tell a therapist asap so they can look at you and tell your parents if you need help or not, if your parents don't listen to you maybe a professional opinion will change their tune.
tis strange being that my condition was the result of extreme trauma twice, first i had 2 one good and one bad then shit happened again and they split taking the intelligence out of the nad and mirroring the first.
User avatar #6662 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
so.....mitosis...in a....weird..disturbing, albeit fascinating way...
#6663 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
mind mitosis would explain it simply, what was one is now many.
huh, i know many people here with schizophrenia come to think of it... :\
User avatar #6664 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
wait, is schizophrenia just hearing things in your head and seeing things?

what's it like?
User avatar #6665 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
delusional, mixed up thoughts, inability to perceive things properly, random emotions, extreme paranoia, try doing research on it, the problem can be pretty bad.
people who have had brain damage are at high risk for getting it as well which explains me easily.
User avatar #6666 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm.....when i was 1, my cousin said that i fell from the top shelf (around 6+feet).

anything? and what's this "blunted reaction to things"?
User avatar #6667 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
it's hard to explain but depending on how you landed that could have caused it.
User avatar #6668 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
head first.

and so, he would have many more near-death experiences that follow, mostly out of stupidity.
#93 - . 02/22/2014 on crazy birds from world... +1
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User avatar #6613 - novabird (02/22/2014) [-]
not really, doesn't make a glue at all but flour can be used to make a basic glue.
depends on why you're doing that, depending on the reason could define wether you need help or not.
User avatar #6614 - benedicto (02/22/2014) [-]
first question answered.

well, it's pretty strange. sometimes, at random nights, i feel either really depressed even though I'm only 13. , hyperactive, or just plain.....abnormal. when i feel depressed, my thoughts just get darker and darker, and before you know it, bam, my hands creeped around my neck, and are now strangling me. it usually goes to the point where my face gets numb, and at one point i vomited a little.

and that's just the tip of the unholy iceberg.
#6615 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
well, you're talking to someone who can get like that as well but the action part is a bit extreme, could be hormonal being your age.
if you have night phase mood swings, strong depression etc i'd get checked for bipolar disorder and chronic depression, yes i would go get looked at before it gets more serious, i have a close friend who didn't act in time and now he has extreme depression and schizoaffective disorder to boot, had i not stepped in he wouldn't even be here anymore so i'd take those symptoms very seriously if i were you.
User avatar #6616 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
ah, if only my parents would believe me...
I've had this for around a year or so already, though.
User avatar #6617 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
if your parents won't listen then i advise telling your school counselor, i had to get my friend to go to a therapist to even get his parents to take him seriously and that was only after the therapist gave them a call because they didn't even know he was going to begin with, we're both glad i made him get help though, that shit almost cost a lot more than his sanity, mental conditions like that aren't to be taken lightly.
try researching your full symptoms and causes to learn more.
if you need a mild antidepressant try saint johns wort tea, you can get it on ebay cheaply as well, but don't ever mix it with other antidepressants because it's well known to react very badly to them.
i also advise trying to sleep instead of staying up to the point where you get depressed, there are natural supplements you can take to help with sleep as well that are cheap and easy to get at most stores.
User avatar #6618 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
sleeping pills don't work on me.

though for some reason, whenever i drink a lot of caffiene, i feel really sleepy.

and i know i really shouldn't, but a half cup of liquor actually for some reason helps me clear my mind up a bit.
since i was young, people around me have said i acted hyper, erratic, overall, abnormal. and I've had anxiety attacks when i was younger. do those mean anything?



well, i got to go, so at least you won't be bugged by me for a while.
User avatar #6619 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
ADD, ADHD, aspergers and autism have that reaction, it wouldn't surprise me any if you had one of several of these, i have ADD, as for alcohol as long as your parents approve it's ok but i would avoid alcohol at a young age it could be responsible for some of the effects being that it will mess up brain development.
see ya.
User avatar #6658 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm....what about two voices in your head that just....talk while you go on with everyday life?

what about said voices buzzing in your head?
#6659 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
that's high possibility schizophrenia or schizoaffective disorder and is dangerous, i just had my close friend get diagnosed with it and he is similar in behavior as well.
i have a quad split personality i deal with due to trauma, mine all work at the same time like a unit and debate my every action, on average 1-2 are always switching, 3 gets put in the front when i'm needed and 4 is a weapon of raw rage and hatred with no empathy or compassion that seeks to kill anything deemed a threat, annoying or simply in the way and it feeds on all my bad emotions and memories.
autism also does that as well though, especially aspergers and that could explain the reaction to caffeine as well.
User avatar #6660 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
is it weird if what you just said describes my "selves" perfectly?

and with your powers combined, i am.......in need of medical assistance man!
#6661 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
agreed, tell a therapist asap so they can look at you and tell your parents if you need help or not, if your parents don't listen to you maybe a professional opinion will change their tune.
tis strange being that my condition was the result of extreme trauma twice, first i had 2 one good and one bad then shit happened again and they split taking the intelligence out of the nad and mirroring the first.
User avatar #6662 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
so.....mitosis...in a....weird..disturbing, albeit fascinating way...
#6663 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
mind mitosis would explain it simply, what was one is now many.
huh, i know many people here with schizophrenia come to think of it... :\
User avatar #6664 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
wait, is schizophrenia just hearing things in your head and seeing things?

what's it like?
User avatar #6665 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
delusional, mixed up thoughts, inability to perceive things properly, random emotions, extreme paranoia, try doing research on it, the problem can be pretty bad.
people who have had brain damage are at high risk for getting it as well which explains me easily.
User avatar #6666 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
hm.....when i was 1, my cousin said that i fell from the top shelf (around 6+feet).

anything? and what's this "blunted reaction to things"?
User avatar #6667 - novabird (02/23/2014) [-]
it's hard to explain but depending on how you landed that could have caused it.
User avatar #6668 - benedicto (02/23/2014) [-]
head first.

and so, he would have many more near-death experiences that follow, mostly out of stupidity.

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#400 - thebestpieever (04/24/2015) [-]
Ur a 			****		 pope
Ur a **** pope
User avatar #401 to #400 - benedicto (04/24/2015) [-]
indeed.
User avatar #395 - aliapheese (10/11/2013) [-]
So.. Hi?
May I ask why the random add?
User avatar #396 to #395 - benedicto (10/11/2013) [-]
ah, i just add someone when i like their comments and/or content.
nice name too.
User avatar #397 to #396 - aliapheese (10/11/2013) [-]
Ah, I see.
Thank you.
User avatar #358 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Hi, do I know you? :S
User avatar #382 to #358 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
so....ever met a stereotypical 12-year-old swagfag? they talk about them all the time but i have yet to see one.

User avatar #383 to #382 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
I have met people like that, but they're usually not 12.
User avatar #384 to #383 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
what's their general age, then?
User avatar #385 to #384 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Dunno, usually don't ask. I just run away. Never argue with an idiot, he'll pull you down to his own level and beat you with experience
User avatar #386 to #385 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
as i always say, some people just need a good, nice, warm knife to the face.
User avatar #387 to #386 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Eh, violence never solved anything
User avatar #388 to #387 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
violence can destroy. destruction in it's own is not bad, just a natural process.
violence, when applied sparingly, makes the delicacy of arguing much more rewarding if you win. especially when you're not the one who done it.
User avatar #389 to #388 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
There's a difference to violence and destruction. Violence causes destruction, but destruction is not only caused by violence. Violence is caused by imbalance and by insecurity, and if met by more imbalance and insecurity, it will only escalate. If you instead meet it with calm balance and a caring heart, then it will soothe down and you will be able to create instead of destroying.
User avatar #391 to #389 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
....sorry. i must have ranted too much.
User avatar #390 to #389 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
not if those people happen to be the school tards.
those little ***** are assholes. they bug everyone, they cause a huge fuss, they are asses.

someone once put a rotting animal in my desk on friday so it would be there on monday.
User avatar #392 to #390 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Ah I just took a quick (long and slow <.< ) bath.
I can guarantee you that that is caused by poor upbringing, likely also violence from their parents. It's a fundamental lack of empathy that should be developed way earlier. It is yet again caused by violence and more violence won't help them.
User avatar #393 to #392 - benedicto (10/06/2013) [-]
well, i guess i should just ignore them.
User avatar #394 to #393 - Kairyuka (10/06/2013) [-]
That's the best you can do, yeah c:
User avatar #359 to #358 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
no, sorry. i just add whoever i like.
usually, it's because i like their content or comments.
User avatar #360 to #359 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Well I honestly prefer to know who I'm friending, at least by having a little conversation or something. It's also polite to ask before you friend, you know? c:
User avatar #361 to #360 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
alrighty then.
*er.....you mind starting the convo? i'm not good with these kind of things.*
#362 to #361 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Well my name is Troels (don't try to pronounce it), and I'm 19 years old and live in Denmark. I like music, computers and tonnes of other random **** , hehe.
I play guitar and sing (preferrably not at the same time), and I'm the vocalist of a tiny hard rock band here in Århus c:
Well what do you do man? What's your story?
(Oh yeah, and I also founded the current Katawa Shoujo channel, which is the most succesful one too. No clue how that happened o.o )
User avatar #363 to #362 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
I'm Watson.
i'm a 12 year old yep, cancer. sorry. or well, 13, since my birthday's in around a week.
i'm from the Philippines, a tiny bunch of islands that's been raped by three countries both literally and figuratively in history. i just use the internet because i have no friends within a five mile radius to visit. i try playing piano and singing, but i suck at both. oh well.
i like any genre of music, but it all depends on the song. yes, even metal sometimes.
other than that, i like using the internet, things that don't kill me within 20 months, and technology in general.

also in real life i tend to be introverted, though it depends.
User avatar #364 to #363 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Welp nice to meet you Watson c:
Do you have a favorite band or something?
User avatar #365 to #364 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
hm......
can't say i do. my lack of friends just make mew pretty out of if.
mind recommending me some? if that's okay.
User avatar #367 to #365 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
crap, how the hell did that mew get there.
....i need to dronk some water.
User avatar #366 to #365 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Two song I always share are:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfVGvY7p1sU
and
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQWY-JOhF2I

Both from awesome bands, both awesome songs c:
User avatar #368 to #366 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
hmmm, nice.
thanks!
User avatar #369 to #368 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
It's my pleasure to share good music c:
User avatar #372 to #369 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
oh yeah, and i like anime and Vocaloid.
just thought you ought to know.
User avatar #374 to #372 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
I suppose I like anime, although I don't really watch any any more. Most recently I watched Attack on Titan. I prefer reading manga for now. I still love the art though.
User avatar #370 to #369 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
now i want to play again.
*and fail horribly. weeeeee.*
User avatar #371 to #370 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Well that's how it works, we keep sucking for twenty years until we stop sucking.
"The only time you really **** up is when you stop trying"
-Cr1tikal
User avatar #373 to #371 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
well, i need to buy me a guitar.
to the batmo-oh wait I'm ******* poor.
User avatar #375 to #373 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
You're 12, can't you ask your parents?
User avatar #376 to #375 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
my parents are........
strict on spending. if they buy me something, good. but those moments are rare and far between.
User avatar #377 to #376 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Oh I see :/
User avatar #378 to #377 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
hey, why does the internet hate 12 year olds anyway?
User avatar #379 to #378 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Well because with "12-year olds" they're really talking about immature faggots. I know immature faggots older than 40, so it's not a thing about age
User avatar #380 to #379 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
oh. explains a lot.
User avatar #381 to #380 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, kinda ._.
User avatar #357 - benedicto (09/15/2013) [-]
[spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] test. [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler]
#348 - felixfj (08/26/2013) [-]
Hi man. I remember threre was a gif about the Levitating monk on FJ. Do you happen to know the name of that post? Thanks anyway.   
Gif is unrelated
Hi man. I remember threre was a gif about the Levitating monk on FJ. Do you happen to know the name of that post? Thanks anyway.
Gif is unrelated
User avatar #349 to #348 - benedicto (08/26/2013) [-]
er....no. sorry.
User avatar #350 to #349 - felixfj (08/27/2013) [-]
its all right. Thanks anyway
User avatar #342 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #343 to #342 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
!

hi!
User avatar #344 to #343 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Do we know each other?
User avatar #345 to #344 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
no...
but i usually add those whose comments i like.
User avatar #346 to #345 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Oh, thanks I suppose.
User avatar #347 to #346 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
yep.
User avatar #334 - snakefire (08/24/2013) [-]
Hello..
User avatar #336 to #335 - snakefire (08/24/2013) [-]
You wanted to add me?..
User avatar #337 to #336 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
yeah.
User avatar #338 to #337 - snakefire (08/24/2013) [-]
Why is that?..
User avatar #339 to #338 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
i dunno. felt like it, i guess.
i usually add someone if i like their comments a lot, though.
User avatar #340 to #339 - snakefire (08/24/2013) [-]
Oh I see. Thank you..
User avatar #325 - newforomador (08/22/2013) [-]
static.fjcdn.com/ajax/d1a0fc4a07516c2935fe1b668d0b6e08.jpg Warning for anybody looking at this in the future, it's a woman getting ****** by a cactus.
User avatar #326 to #325 - benedicto (08/22/2013) [-]
thanks.
what do you want in return?
User avatar #327 to #326 - newforomador (08/22/2013) [-]
Whatever you feel like, as long as it isn't gay.
User avatar #328 to #327 - benedicto (08/22/2013) [-]
what about yuri?
#330 to #328 - benedicto (08/22/2013) [-]
*toink*
there's another one.
User avatar #329 to #328 - newforomador (08/22/2013) [-]
Sure, I'm fine with that.
#331 to #329 - benedicto (08/22/2013) [-]
whoop/ replied to the wrong comment.
#314 - hydromatic (08/20/2013) [-]
You're 12?
You're 12?
User avatar #315 to #314 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
yes, why?
#316 to #315 - hydromatic (08/21/2013) [-]
My sister is 12 and imagining her being on this site is just weird.

But oh well, nothing wrong with it i suppose.
User avatar #317 to #316 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
please, to be honest, i'm not your regular 12 year old. i know, lot's of people also say that, but here me out. what i'm about to say is pretty crazy, so if you don't want to believe it, then fine.
1. i've been on the internet since i was 2 years old, which has caused me to become addicted to the internet, and be a bit antisocial.
2. my social life is....well......i can count the number of people i can consider ''friends'' with my hands and feet alone.
3. i've seen a LOT of **** here.
i've been on /b/, seen the entirety of the encyclopediadramaticca ''offended?'' page, seen goatse, tubgirl, 2girls1cup, etc.
4. i'm probably gonna be the craziest and most perverted person you ever meet.

as i said, it's up to you if you want to believe me or not, but i'm telling you the truth.
#318 to #317 - hydromatic (08/21/2013) [-]
**** , i was like this when i was 14 and i thought that was weird.

Well, hope you don't do anything stupid later in life that hurts someone or yourself.
You should probably cut down on it if you can. Just a little bit to start with atleast.

Lastly, take care of yourself, and don't forget the people around you.

I hope the internet doesn't **** you up too much
User avatar #320 to #318 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
besides, how can you hurt someone if you can't reach them physically?
#321 to #320 - hydromatic (08/21/2013) [-]
I'm not the best at this..

Maybe you should see a psychiatrist or something?
User avatar #322 to #321 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
my mom says it's just an ''attitude problem''
we'll see about that, i guess.....
#323 to #322 - hydromatic (08/21/2013) [-]
Good luck buddy
Good luck buddy
User avatar #324 to #323 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
'thanks.
i'll need it.

well, see you.
User avatar #319 to #318 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
it already did.
i've been here, and i've seen scat, gore, and things no sane man/woman should ever seen,
it has definitely left me mentally and psychologically scarred at least slightly.
it's too late for me...the few people i've managed to get along with say i exhibit psychotic tendencies.

and also, thanks for the pic.
User avatar #312 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #313 to #312 - benedicto (07/13/2013) [-]
who the hell is dylan
User avatar #308 - rototheta (06/17/2013) [-]
can i buy your dupe knight statues?
User avatar #309 to #308 - benedicto (06/17/2013) [-]
convince me to return to items and you can have them.
User avatar #310 to #309 - rototheta (06/17/2013) [-]
guvy animates now a lot, so a ******* of new awesome looking items is there
since you left DJ 4DM1N and lade did a lot of programming so we can search items now or see how many items of a certain item are in circulation, for example, things like that made items a lot better, and its way more fun now
User avatar #311 to #310 - benedicto (06/17/2013) [-]
hmm....ok, i'm convinced. take them.
User avatar #312 to #311 - rototheta (06/17/2013) [-]
thanks!
User avatar #302 - benedicto (05/14/2013) [-]
:'( :') T_T
#213 - miscarriage (04/24/2013) [-]
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Just.. all my pictures?
User avatar #402 to #216 - miscarriage (04/24/2015) [-]
It was 2 years ago today that this happened
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Benedicto

I'm done, well I just don't want to post anymore, I accumulated 9 notifications while i was doing this.
User avatar #255 to #253 - benedicto (04/24/2013) [-]
ok. wow. i've never seen that much dump in one thread. and 9 notifications...wow.
#224 to #223 - miscarriage (04/24/2013) [-]
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What are you planning on doing with these pictures?
User avatar #246 to #224 - benedicto (04/24/2013) [-]
save. may FINALLY start a reaction folder.
User avatar #254 to #246 - miscarriage (04/24/2013) [-]
You're going to steal my mascot?
User avatar #256 to #254 - benedicto (05/01/2013) [-]
no. just trying to start one. when i have at least 100, then i'll compile them all and start using them.
User avatar #398 to #256 - benedicto (01/12/2014) [-]
*psst*
you're an ass.
User avatar #204 - harislayer (04/07/2013) [-]
Are you selling cucumbers
User avatar #210 to #204 - benedicto (04/07/2013) [-]
you know what? never mind.
User avatar #212 to #211 - benedicto (04/07/2013) [-]
sorry
User avatar #206 to #204 - benedicto (04/07/2013) [-]
WHY DID YOU BLOCK ME???!!!
User avatar #207 to #206 - harislayer (04/07/2013) [-]
oh sorry, probably from rolling, i used to block randomly rolled users alot.


you have 27 cucs
User avatar #208 to #207 - benedicto (04/07/2013) [-]
how much for 2 clean coal. and wait 20 minutes. gonna collect.
User avatar #209 to #208 - harislayer (04/07/2013) [-]
idunno, you say
User avatar #205 to #204 - benedicto (04/07/2013) [-]
no...wait, how many do i have?
User avatar #188 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
what do you want from that devious leprechaun
User avatar #190 to #188 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
this maybe a long shot... but a but maybr a blacksmith badge and a super gem or 2 super gems?
User avatar #191 to #190 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
dude, theres 150 leprechauns and around 30 of supers and 100 of blacksmith badges in circulation
User avatar #192 to #191 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
i knew it was a long shot....
how about a god gem and 3 rape horses?
User avatar #193 to #192 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
no i need god gem
User avatar #194 to #193 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
you have too many items, i can't make a good offer.
3 raep horses and a cart of gold coins?
User avatar #195 to #194 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
id rather sell dupes
User avatar #196 to #195 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
gold certification badge and 2 raep horses?
User avatar #197 to #196 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
maybe, if you throw in something like ore to balance that 100 mil point drop
User avatar #199 to #197 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
so....what?
User avatar #198 to #197 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
whatever else you want.
User avatar #200 to #198 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
i meant just something to balance bit that point value
User avatar #201 to #200 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
yeah, so......what?
User avatar #202 to #201 - sakkeee (03/22/2013) [-]
leprechaun worth 9 mil badge and orses worht 138 mil
something like ore, coins or something to balance that
User avatar #203 to #202 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
so...jst your gold badge, for my leprechaun, chocolate duck, and evil toast? my items aren't that good.
User avatar #189 to #188 - benedicto (03/22/2013) [-]
more than what i paid for it.
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User avatar #164 to #162 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
all 4 special, or what?
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User avatar #163 to #162 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
specify.
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User avatar #167 to #166 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
selling your cursed knife?
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User avatar #169 to #168 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
all the gems you need?
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User avatar #172 to #170 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
if i have enough gems.
User avatar #171 to #170 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
save 1 for unique count.
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User avatar #174 to #173 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
gib broken sword for special gem?
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User avatar #178 to #177 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
wait, how much for cursed knife?
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User avatar #180 to #179 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
gems:valentine ratio?
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User avatar #182 to #181 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
egg hoarder?
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User avatar #186 to #183 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
choco bone?
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User avatar #184 to #183 - benedicto (03/18/2013) [-]
presidents?
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User avatar #136 - benedicto (03/15/2013) [-]
OKAY, LET'S START.
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User avatar #142 to #138 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
THERE ARE NO RULES
User avatar #141 to #138 - benedicto (03/15/2013) [-]
roll battle.
User avatar #143 to #141 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
**splayed rolls 610,855,960** Do I win
User avatar #149 to #143 - benedicto (03/15/2013) [-]
weiner. prize, 3 bats, 2 enchanted pumpkins, and 1 chest/key set.
User avatar #151 to #149 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
BOOM, pls send trade, thank you <3<3<3<3
User avatar #155 to #151 - benedicto (03/15/2013) [-]
no. you send it.
User avatar #157 to #155 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
I don't know what chest set though....
User avatar #159 to #157 - benedicto (03/15/2013) [-]
any!
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User avatar #154 to #152 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Thankoo
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User avatar #146 to #144 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Dude, you got 4 3s, 3 0s and 2 7s
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#148 to #147 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
SMASHING!
SMASHING!
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#153 to #150 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I won
Oh yeah, I won
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#158 to #156 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Yeah well...........Shut up
Yeah well...........Shut up
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User avatar #137 to #136 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Stop

Hammer time
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User avatar #140 to #139 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
Pause

Spanner o'clock
User avatar #135 - splayed (03/15/2013) [-]
You said now, you lied to me...
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