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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: ask me
Youtube Channel: bghvfy
Steam Profile: ProfessorDickWaffle
Consoles Owned: DS, 3DS, imagination
Video Games Played: Pokémon, Mario, Resident Evil, Fire Emblem, Phoenix Wright, Kid Icarus : Uprising
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PSN: BLERGH
Interests: Vocaloid, Pokemon, video games, anything that doesn't require 4 or more people
Date Signed Up:5/03/2011
Last Login:5/31/2016
Location:derp
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#88 - frankly, I prefer my proto-runes. pinyin is nice, bu… 12/28/2015 on Languages +1
#64 - Moonrune race here. Technically, Chinese does ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2015 on Languages 0
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#78 - Jenisist (12/27/2015) [-]
bopomofo is a thing of the past man

Get with the glorious pinyin race, 哈哈!
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#88 - benedicto (12/28/2015) [-]
frankly, I prefer my proto-runes.

pinyin is nice, but there's something special about confusing people with an added layer of more fucking symbols.
#1312 - ****, artificially clone. Guess I need to proofread more… 12/27/2015 on soule's profile 0
#1310 - Are you Nataliepsycho's artificially clone? wait, are…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2015 on soule's profile 0
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#1311 - warzon (12/27/2015) [-]
Depends on if you take genetical material from the person, and take a removed womb, grow it inside of the womb inside a science facility, raise it, technically it would have just been a organically born clone if you followed certain steps, like making sure it was only the genetic material of one person, etc.
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#1312 - benedicto (12/27/2015) [-]
shit, artificially clone. Guess I need to proofread more.

Ah, that totally makes sense.
#94 - to those who don't wanna see it: It's a double-dicked dude.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2015 on 4 u +38
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#166 - captainpooters (07/17/2015) [-]
Too late
#118 - thrifty (07/17/2015) [-]
Thanks for the heads up, have a cat contemplating the mysteries of a plaster/band-aid.
#103 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
Can confirm, don't click.

Fuck fuck fuck I should have looked for more warning on what it was but I was tired. Now I can't unsee it.
#289 - a mention. 07/04/2015 on I'm going to post NSFW. +1
#288 - Fire Emblem Awakening comp. please. 07/04/2015 on I'm going to post NSFW. 0
#4 - I would like to be notified.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2015 on Kase-san 5 part 1 0
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#5 - shaddyz (06/08/2015) [-]
the series as it is translated, has already been posted fully in here funnyjunk.com/channel/yuri/Kase+san+special+2+or+kase+14/zRgbLmE/ in the comments are all parts... i will notify you though when 12 hits the fan
#65 - what's that supposed to be an emoticon of?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2015 on heels 0
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#70 - mcburd (06/04/2015) [-]
A bird, silly!
#96 - anon (06/04/2015) [-]
get hit by a truck
you
freaking
attentionwhore
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#104 - perfectcomment (06/04/2015) [-]
man, that's just rude as fuck bro.
#51 - *oh hey I'm early on admin's content think of something funny… 05/27/2015 on Prove you're not a bot or... 0
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#400 - thebestpieever (04/24/2015) [-]
Ur a **** pope
Ur a **** pope
#401 to #400 - benedicto (04/24/2015) [-]
indeed.
#395 - aliapheese (10/11/2013) [-]
So.. Hi?
May I ask why the random add?
#396 to #395 - benedicto (10/11/2013) [-]
ah, i just add someone when i like their comments and/or content.
nice name too.
#397 to #396 - aliapheese (10/11/2013) [-]
Ah, I see.
Thank you.
#358 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Hi, do I know you? :S
#382 to #358 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
so....ever met a stereotypical 12-year-old swagfag? they talk about them all the time but i have yet to see one.

#383 to #382 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
I have met people like that, but they're usually not 12.
#384 to #383 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
what's their general age, then?
#385 to #384 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Dunno, usually don't ask. I just run away. Never argue with an idiot, he'll pull you down to his own level and beat you with experience
#386 to #385 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
as i always say, some people just need a good, nice, warm knife to the face.
#387 to #386 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Eh, violence never solved anything
#388 to #387 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
violence can destroy. destruction in it's own is not bad, just a natural process.
violence, when applied sparingly, makes the delicacy of arguing much more rewarding if you win. especially when you're not the one who done it.
#389 to #388 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
There's a difference to violence and destruction. Violence causes destruction, but destruction is not only caused by violence. Violence is caused by imbalance and by insecurity, and if met by more imbalance and insecurity, it will only escalate. If you instead meet it with calm balance and a caring heart, then it will soothe down and you will be able to create instead of destroying.
#391 to #389 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
....sorry. i must have ranted too much.
#390 to #389 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
not if those people happen to be the school tards.
those little ***** are assholes. they bug everyone, they cause a huge fuss, they are asses.

someone once put a rotting animal in my desk on friday so it would be there on monday.
#392 to #390 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Ah I just took a quick (long and slow <.< ) bath.
I can guarantee you that that is caused by poor upbringing, likely also violence from their parents. It's a fundamental lack of empathy that should be developed way earlier. It is yet again caused by violence and more violence won't help them.
#393 to #392 - benedicto (10/06/2013) [-]
well, i guess i should just ignore them.
#394 to #393 - Kairyuka (10/06/2013) [-]
That's the best you can do, yeah c:
#359 to #358 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
no, sorry. i just add whoever i like.
usually, it's because i like their content or comments.
#360 to #359 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Well I honestly prefer to know who I'm friending, at least by having a little conversation or something. It's also polite to ask before you friend, you know? c:
#361 to #360 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
alrighty then.
*er.....you mind starting the convo? i'm not good with these kind of things.*
#362 to #361 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Well my name is Troels (don't try to pronounce it), and I'm 19 years old and live in Denmark. I like music, computers and tonnes of other random ****, hehe.
I play guitar and sing (preferrably not at the same time), and I'm the vocalist of a tiny hard rock band here in Århus c:
Well what do you do man? What's your story?
(Oh yeah, and I also founded the current Katawa Shoujo channel, which is the most succesful one too. No clue how that happened o.o )
#363 to #362 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
I'm Watson.
i'm a 12 year old yep, cancer. sorry. or well, 13, since my birthday's in around a week.
i'm from the Philippines, a tiny bunch of islands that's been raped by three countries both literally and figuratively in history. i just use the internet because i have no friends within a five mile radius to visit. i try playing piano and singing, but i suck at both. oh well.
i like any genre of music, but it all depends on the song. yes, even metal sometimes.
other than that, i like using the internet, things that don't kill me within 20 months, and technology in general.

also in real life i tend to be introverted, though it depends.
#364 to #363 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Welp nice to meet you Watson c:
Do you have a favorite band or something?
#365 to #364 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
hm......
can't say i do. my lack of friends just make mew pretty out of if.
mind recommending me some? if that's okay.
#367 to #365 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
crap, how the hell did that mew get there.
....i need to dronk some water.
#366 to #365 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Two song I always share are:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfVGvY7p1sU
and
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQWY-JOhF2I

Both from awesome bands, both awesome songs c:
#368 to #366 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
hmmm, nice.
thanks!
#369 to #368 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
It's my pleasure to share good music c:
#372 to #369 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
oh yeah, and i like anime and Vocaloid.
just thought you ought to know.
#374 to #372 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
I suppose I like anime, although I don't really watch any any more. Most recently I watched Attack on Titan. I prefer reading manga for now. I still love the art though.
#370 to #369 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
now i want to play again.
*and fail horribly. weeeeee.*
#371 to #370 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Well that's how it works, we keep sucking for twenty years until we stop sucking.
"The only time you really **** up is when you stop trying"
-Cr1tikal
#373 to #371 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
well, i need to buy me a guitar.
to the batmo-oh wait I'm ******* poor.
#375 to #373 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
You're 12, can't you ask your parents?
#376 to #375 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
my parents are........
strict on spending. if they buy me something, good. but those moments are rare and far between.
#377 to #376 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Oh I see :/
#378 to #377 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
hey, why does the internet hate 12 year olds anyway?
#379 to #378 - Kairyuka (10/05/2013) [-]
Well because with "12-year olds" they're really talking about immature faggots. I know immature faggots older than 40, so it's not a thing about age
#380 to #379 - benedicto (10/05/2013) [-]
oh. explains a lot.
#381 to #380 - Kairyuka
(10/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, kinda ._.
#357 - benedicto (09/15/2013) [-]
[spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] test. [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler]
#348 - felixfj (08/26/2013) [-]
Hi man. I remember threre was a gif about the Levitating monk on FJ. Do you happen to know the name of that post? Thanks anyway.   
Gif is unrelated
Hi man. I remember threre was a gif about the Levitating monk on FJ. Do you happen to know the name of that post? Thanks anyway.
Gif is unrelated
#349 to #348 - benedicto (08/26/2013) [-]
er....no. sorry.
#350 to #349 - felixfj (08/27/2013) [-]
its all right. Thanks anyway
#342 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Yes?
#343 to #342 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
!

hi!
#344 to #343 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Do we know each other?
#345 to #344 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
no...
but i usually add those whose comments i like.
#346 to #345 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Oh, thanks I suppose.
#347 to #346 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
yep.
#334 - snakefire (08/24/2013) [-]
Hello..
#335 to #334 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
hi!
#336 to #335 - snakefire (08/24/2013) [-]
You wanted to add me?..
#337 to #336 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
yeah.
#338 to #337 - snakefire (08/24/2013) [-]
Why is that?..
#339 to #338 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
i dunno. felt like it, i guess.
i usually add someone if i like their comments a lot, though.
#340 to #339 - snakefire (08/24/2013) [-]
Oh I see. Thank you..
#341 to #340 - benedicto (08/24/2013) [-]
ok.
#325 - newforomador (08/22/2013) [-]
static.fjcdn.com/ajax/d1a0fc4a07516c2935fe1b668d0b6e08.jpg Warning for anybody looking at this in the future, it's a woman getting ****** by a cactus.
#326 to #325 - benedicto (08/22/2013) [-]
thanks.
what do you want in return?
#327 to #326 - newforomador (08/22/2013) [-]
Whatever you feel like, as long as it isn't gay.
#328 to #327 - benedicto (08/22/2013) [-]
what about ****?
#330 to #328 - benedicto (08/22/2013) [-]
*toink*
there's another one.
#329 to #328 - newforomador (08/22/2013) [-]
Sure, I'm fine with that.
#331 to #329 - benedicto (08/22/2013) [-]
whoop/ replied to the wrong comment.
#332 to #331 - newforomador (08/22/2013) [-]
Noice
#333 to #332 - benedicto (08/22/2013) [-]
^_^
#314 - hydromatic (08/20/2013) [-]
You're 12?
You're 12?
#315 to #314 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
yes, why?
#316 to #315 - hydromatic (08/21/2013) [-]
My sister is 12 and imagining her being on this site is just weird.

But oh well, nothing wrong with it i suppose.
#317 to #316 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
please, to be honest, i'm not your regular 12 year old. i know, lot's of people also say that, but here me out. what i'm about to say is pretty crazy, so if you don't want to believe it, then fine.
1. i've been on the internet since i was 2 years old, which has caused me to become addicted to the internet, and be a bit antisocial.
2. my social life is....well......i can count the number of people i can consider ''friends'' with my hands and feet alone.
3. i've seen a LOT of **** here.
i've been on /b/, seen the entirety of the encyclopediadramaticca ''offended?'' page, seen goatse, tubgirl, 2girls1cup, etc.
4. i'm probably gonna be the craziest and most perverted person you ever meet.

as i said, it's up to you if you want to believe me or not, but i'm telling you the truth.
#318 to #317 - hydromatic (08/21/2013) [-]
****, i was like this when i was 14 and i thought that was weird.

Well, hope you don't do anything stupid later in life that hurts someone or yourself.
You should probably cut down on it if you can. Just a little bit to start with atleast.

Lastly, take care of yourself, and don't forget the people around you.

I hope the internet doesn't **** you up too much
#320 to #318 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
besides, how can you hurt someone if you can't reach them physically?
#321 to #320 - hydromatic (08/21/2013) [-]
I'm not the best at this..

Maybe you should see a psychiatrist or something?
#322 to #321 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
my mom says it's just an ''attitude problem''
we'll see about that, i guess.....
#323 to #322 - hydromatic (08/21/2013) [-]
Good luck buddy
Good luck buddy
#324 to #323 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
'thanks.
i'll need it.

well, see you.
#319 to #318 - benedicto (08/21/2013) [-]
it already did.
i've been here, and i've seen scat, gore, and things no sane man/woman should ever seen,
it has definitely left me mentally and psychologically scarred at least slightly.
it's too late for me...the few people i've managed to get along with say i exhibit psychotic tendencies.

and also, thanks for the pic.