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#19 - I feel you. 5 hours ago on Fak u glass 0
#24 - I expected him to say "pregnant." 5 hours ago on Finally built up his courage +10
#84 - BBC are ******* .  [+] (7 new replies) 5 hours ago on Damn 0
#110 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
No, Clarkson's the one to blame here. If he really wanted to keep his job, he shouldn't have gotten drunk and punched a guy, it's as simple as that. His ego made him think he was invincible, and it's good that the BBC is telling him that there's limits. Anyone else in this situation would be shunned, but bias apparently means Clarkson should magically be put back on the show.
User avatar #112 - nigeltheoutlaw (3 hours ago) [-]
Lol, because the BBC have such a great track record of punishing their employees that do wrong. Give me a fucking break.
#119 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
So because of past history, they should never try to get back on track? Great logic, I guess if a company has past issues of ignoring assault then they should cover it up more, never make things better. I'm glad they kicked him out, a message to idiots that they aren't invincible and doing stupid shit will get them fired.
User avatar #121 - ayumu (3 hours ago) [-]
Forgot punching someone is the same as a shit ton of rapes
User avatar #120 - nigeltheoutlaw (3 hours ago) [-]
No, but I think the punching isn't worth firing him over. BBC is gonna lose a lot of revenue from this, and a ton of people are pissed about it (I don't care much either way since I don't watch Top Gear, I just think it was a bad move).
User avatar #160 - amen (1 hour ago) [-]
I think its not only about the fight. They had a lot problems with him before. He just crossed the line after many warnings. Maybe a bad move for BBC, maybe not, but everybody has their own ammount patience, imagine yourself in a position of his boss. I would fucking kill him (and probably love him too)
#126 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
I'm just tired of people acting like popularity can be their shield, I respect people like Robert Downey Jr way more than someone like Jeremy Clarkson because RDJ went to rehab and was able to fight off drug addiction before playing in Ironman, and he actually had to prove that he could stay off drugs to get the role.

Meanwhile Clarkson thinks he should be allowed to constantly make racist jokes (nothing against the jokes, but when it's not allowed and they constantly have to edit them out, it's pretty annoying of him) and decides to punch a guy while drunk. I just think it's good that they canned him, I think even popular tv hosts should realize they are just as vulnerable as the rest. And a lot of people would lose jobs if they did the same things he did.
#83 - Now he'll roam the earth, racing cars wherever he's needed. 5 hours ago on Damn +9
#170 - Will TJ ever stop hearing banana jokes in his lifetime? … 6 hours ago on Activities that change over... +3
#23 - I knew a kid at my old school who once baited some cats into a…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Dank tweet 0
User avatar #28 - sugoi (03/25/2015) [-]
Seems like a waste of a barn.
#24 - redresume (03/25/2015) [-]
#23 - I've only started watching top gear recently, so I'm not caugh… 03/23/2015 on Staight Outta BBC 0
#21 - I know you're a ********** , but are there any serious a…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Staight Outta BBC 0
#30 - anonymous (03/23/2015) [-]
It's more his demeanour off the show. He has a column in a tabloid shitrag in the UK where he airs his views on the EU/immigration regularly, which are normally made to please the kind of right-wing scum that take those kinds of paper as beacons of truth.

inb4 left-wing hippy, I hate the Guardian just as much.
User avatar #22 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (03/23/2015) [-]
There actually are.

One example that comes to mind was in the Burma Special (what, last year or something?) where he made the joke "The bridge looks good, but theres a slant on it." He was referring to the Asian worker walking across the bridge.

I don't know, if you're not British it may have been cut from your broadcasts but it made the news here in a limited capacity.

Oh, and he also called someone a nigger when recording.
User avatar #23 - bendingtimeisgood (03/23/2015) [-]
I've only started watching top gear recently, so I'm not caught up yet. Still, enjoying racist jokes and being racist are two very different things.
#78 - ******* , weebl, man. 03/22/2015 on The floor is moving. 0
#231 - If it makes you feel better, I was thinking of the originals w… 03/22/2015 on Hercules 0

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User avatar #1 - joshlol (05/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
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