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benderisgreat

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Fuckin allergies are kicking my ass.comment
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Gender: male
Age: 21
Interests: cars, guns, liquor, pussy, ponies in that order
Date Signed Up:6/09/2012
Last Login:5/30/2015
Location:In a van down by the river
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#41 - I like to think of it like this, if it bites you and you die i…  [+] (2 new replies) 39 minutes ago on It's not poisonous +1
User avatar #42 - swani (20 minutes ago) [-]
And if I bite it and it dies, I'm venomous?
User avatar #43 - Vegeto (15 minutes ago) [-]
Yes it does.
#16146 - Thank you, thank you, i'll be here all night... 46 minutes ago on /cars/ 0
#16144 - No, because two men can't make a baby.  [+] (2 new replies) 52 minutes ago on /cars/ +1
#16145 - songemot (48 minutes ago) [-]
User avatar #16146 - benderisgreat (46 minutes ago) [-]
Thank you, thank you, i'll be here all night...
#16139 - Why don't miatas have back seats?  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on /cars/ 0
User avatar #16143 - songemot (54 minutes ago) [-]
The same reason Power Wheels don't have back seats.
User avatar #16144 - benderisgreat (52 minutes ago) [-]
No, because two men can't make a baby.
#16145 - songemot (48 minutes ago) [-]
User avatar #16146 - benderisgreat (46 minutes ago) [-]
Thank you, thank you, i'll be here all night...
#16097 - My cousin has a 51' Buick convertible, drives like a *****… 05/29/2015 on /cars/ +1
#16094 - Sounds like you got your hands full, give me a shout when she …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on /cars/ 0
User avatar #16096 - oshora (05/29/2015) [-]
I'll post up the results to the /cars/ page once it gets dyno'd im expecting 500-600 depending, not very expectant of a high 500 number because im only running 555cc injectors but they may be changed out for 720cc injectors depending on how much money i have left over to play with after my swap is done.
#16073 - Only 500hp with twins?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2015 on /cars/ +1
User avatar #16086 - oshora (05/28/2015) [-]
running 22 psi boost on a built motor. I havnt had a dyno as of yet, the car is currently being torn apart for an auto to manual swap as well as possibly a Left hand drive conversion while everything is out although i havnt decided whether i want to keep it right hand drive or not yet. Once its all together i hope to get it dyno'd re tuned and at the track to see what kind of numbers i can put down.
User avatar #16094 - benderisgreat (05/29/2015) [-]
Sounds like you got your hands full, give me a shout when she gets dynoed or if you run into any problems.
User avatar #16096 - oshora (05/29/2015) [-]
I'll post up the results to the /cars/ page once it gets dyno'd im expecting 500-600 depending, not very expectant of a high 500 number because im only running 555cc injectors but they may be changed out for 720cc injectors depending on how much money i have left over to play with after my swap is done.
#16063 - It did get me where I needed, not very fashionably but with so… 05/28/2015 on /cars/ 0
#16060 - I learned to drive with one of those, it has no low end and it…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2015 on /cars/ 0
User avatar #16062 - oshora (05/28/2015) [-]
From what ive seen they're a pretty reliable motor.Not at all a perfomance platform but itl get you where you need to go. One of my customers has one thats at around 450k KM and still going strong
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User avatar #16063 - benderisgreat (05/28/2015) [-]
It did get me where I needed, not very fashionably but with some injectors I got from a monte carlo it did smoke the tires (well... at least one of them).
#16049 - I think you'll be safe finding a decent one in a junkyard. I'v…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2015 on /cars/ 0
User avatar #16054 - basshead (05/27/2015) [-]
I still might actually end up doing that, if my casting number matches up I might be heading down to a junk yard on friday and pulling one, will probably get it gone over by a machine shop before doing anything with it though.

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User avatar #86 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
hey what do you want for some of your items
User avatar #88 to #87 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
no. for real man
User avatar #89 to #88 - benderisgreat (04/21/2015) [-]
I don't really want to trade right now, sorry bud.
User avatar #78 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
Would you sell your fabrics for points?
#79 to #78 - benderisgreat (12/28/2014) [-]
You can't touch ma fabrics.
User avatar #80 to #79 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
haha alright man
User avatar #77 - hotpost (12/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #73 - kanatana (12/17/2014) [-]
Hey. I'd like to buy your Dwarven chests with RITS. What do you say?
User avatar #74 to #73 - benderisgreat (12/17/2014) [-]
No thanks.
User avatar #75 to #74 - kanatana (12/17/2014) [-]
Worth a shot. FJ points, maybe?
User avatar #64 - ied (12/11/2014) [-]
can i buy your iron
#65 to #64 - benderisgreat (12/11/2014) [-]
Sorry i'm still using it.
User avatar #66 to #65 - ied (12/11/2014) [-]
oh no
please?
User avatar #67 to #66 - benderisgreat (12/11/2014) [-]
Nope, I got new khakis that need tending to.
User avatar #68 to #67 - ied (12/11/2014) [-]
can i buy your iron ingots then
User avatar #70 to #69 - ied (12/11/2014) [-]
You're not so great after all
User avatar #71 to #70 - benderisgreat (12/11/2014) [-]
And you're not da bomb like iv'e heard.
User avatar #72 to #71 - ied (12/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #41 - benderisgreat (11/26/2014) [-]
So sovietsamurai, what do you like to watch?
User avatar #42 to #41 - sovietsamurai (11/26/2014) [-]
pornography hentai Stuff .. and things
User avatar #43 to #42 - benderisgreat (11/26/2014) [-]
I've seen enough "stuff and things" to know where this is going.
User avatar #44 to #43 - sovietsamurai (11/26/2014) [-]
Have you now?
User avatar #45 to #44 - benderisgreat (11/26/2014) [-]
Not really
User avatar #46 to #45 - sovietsamurai (11/26/2014) [-]
Oh ...

Then, my pupil, I shall show you!! I shall of educate you in the ways of the pervert!
#48 to #47 - sovietsamurai (11/26/2014) [-]
Step one-

Everyone is fair game, women, men, straight, gay, bi, etc

If you can **** it, it counts
User avatar #50 to #49 - sovietsamurai (11/26/2014) [-]
Step two-

**** it, **** everything, ******* all things in sight

#51 to #50 - benderisgreat (11/26/2014) [-]
Got it.
Got it.
User avatar #52 to #51 - sovietsamurai (11/26/2014) [-]
Step three-

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough
User avatar #54 to #53 - sovietsamurai (11/26/2014) [-]
Final step-

There is no person, place, object, or animal that is not ******** ...

If it has some sort of hole, you can sure as hell jam your dick into it
User avatar #56 to #55 - sovietsamurai (11/26/2014) [-]
You got it son ... I am proud
User avatar #57 to #56 - benderisgreat (11/26/2014) [-]
I'm ready
User avatar #58 to #57 - sovietsamurai (11/26/2014) [-]
Now bend the **** over, I'm about to give you a crash course and an overview on the past 4 steps
User avatar #38 - gugek (11/21/2014) [-]
Hey! Good morning, hope you have a great day today :-].
User avatar #39 to #38 - benderisgreat (11/21/2014) [-]
Thanks bro, i'm feelin' good, I got laid yesterday!
User avatar #35 - joshlol (11/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #37 to #36 - joshlol (11/01/2014) [-]
D:
#34 - subzeroassassin ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
opps here we go
User avatar #30 - Tenxseiga (10/25/2014) [-]
What would you be willing to trade for them? I'm looking for rare uniques I don't have or weeds.
User avatar #32 to #30 - benderisgreat (10/25/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind getting rid of my special eggs.
User avatar #31 to #30 - benderisgreat (10/25/2014) [-]
What do you like I don't have a lot of rare **** , but I needs lots of recipes
User avatar #33 to #31 - Tenxseiga (10/25/2014) [-]
I like your weeds but up to you or send me a trade you thinks fair
User avatar #29 - fables (10/17/2014) [-]
sorry, but all those combined would be worth maybe 1 recipe
User avatar #28 - thenobodyorigin (10/17/2014) [-]
If you ever need anything just ask. I am sure we can make a deal.
User avatar #26 - fables (10/16/2014) [-]
sorry, just saw your trade
but I'm collecting tokens now, hoping admin ever fixes the workshop lol
User avatar #27 to #26 - benderisgreat (10/16/2014) [-]
yeah me too, my slot machine is broken
User avatar #19 - nethj (09/14/2014) [-]
How did you get those seeds?
User avatar #23 to #19 - benderisgreat (09/15/2014) [-]
Just remembered, you get them from the egg hoarder.
User avatar #24 to #23 - nethj (09/15/2014) [-]
I checked and I think you can only get them from a seed gambler
User avatar #25 to #24 - benderisgreat (09/15/2014) [-]
Oh **** my bad, thought you were talking about something else.
User avatar #20 to #19 - benderisgreat (09/14/2014) [-]
Can't remember, a chest or a tablet maybe. You wouldn't happen to have any horse diarrhea or gem dust would you?
User avatar #21 to #20 - nethj (09/14/2014) [-]
I have a few dust, but I need them as uniques.
User avatar #22 to #21 - benderisgreat (09/14/2014) [-]
It's all good but if you come across any duplicates give me a shout.
#18 - glacialis (09/09/2014) [-]
thank you, pal
thank you, pal
User avatar #14 - thelizardlord (05/25/2014) [-]
Do you like futurama?
User avatar #15 to #14 - benderisgreat (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah a little
User avatar #16 to #15 - thelizardlord (05/25/2014) [-]
It's a cool show
User avatar #9 - revengeforfreeze (03/01/2014) [-]
So, you drive around with a female pony and a Thompson in your hand?
User avatar #10 to #9 - benderisgreat (03/01/2014) [-]
That's me, you don't?
User avatar #11 to #10 - revengeforfreeze (03/01/2014) [-]
No.. sadly
#12 to #11 - benderisgreat (03/01/2014) [-]
Well you can roll with me if you want.
#5 - sinery (04/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 to #5 - benderisgreat (04/04/2013) [-]
Just like all my other friends!
#7 to #6 - sinery (04/04/2013) [-]
We're seeled.
We're seeled.
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