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benderisgreat

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 21
Interests: cars, guns, liquor, pussy, ponies in that order
Date Signed Up:6/09/2012
Last Login:4/19/2015
Location:In a van down by the river
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#6672
Comment Ranking:#1603
Highest Content Rank:#1239
Highest Comment Rank:#397
Content Thumbs: 3291 total,  3858 ,  567
Comment Thumbs: 17889 total,  19144 ,  1255
Content Level Progress: 64% (64/100)
Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 125 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 51.7% (517/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Content Views:200018
Times Content Favorited:184 times
Total Comments Made:3268
FJ Points:1429
Favorite Tags: MLP (5)

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latest user's comments

#14662 - He must have fallen out of his chair again, I think if we all … 3 hours ago on /cars/ +1
#2 - Praise Lord Smooze. 3 hours ago on I miss badass Discord +1
#14582 - Smog...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on /cars/ +1
User avatar #14583 - hourlyb (04/18/2015) [-]
Yeah.
And now cars are getting fucked by safety conceracrates.
#14580 - Maybe in 1955 but I'm talkin' 80's.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2015 on /cars/ 0
User avatar #14581 - hourlyb (04/18/2015) [-]
1972, not the eighties.
And the Chevy 5.7L made 170 hp.
Everyone got fucked in the early 70's.
#14582 - benderisgreat (04/18/2015) [-]
Smog...
User avatar #14583 - hourlyb (04/18/2015) [-]
Yeah.
And now cars are getting fucked by safety conceracrates.
#14578 - Heyyy a thunderchicken! 04/18/2015 on /cars/ 0
#14577 - Well, for example the old ford 351 (5.8L) made 160hp.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/18/2015 on /cars/ 0
#14579 - hourlyb (04/18/2015) [-]
And the Chevy 5.7L made 140.
User avatar #14580 - benderisgreat (04/18/2015) [-]
Maybe in 1955 but I'm talkin' 80's.
User avatar #14581 - hourlyb (04/18/2015) [-]
1972, not the eighties.
And the Chevy 5.7L made 170 hp.
Everyone got fucked in the early 70's.
#14582 - benderisgreat (04/18/2015) [-]
Smog...
User avatar #14583 - hourlyb (04/18/2015) [-]
Yeah.
And now cars are getting fucked by safety conceracrates.
#14576 - That's because the 1st gen rustangs were designed by the same … 04/18/2015 on /cars/ 0
#14538 - There's your problem. 04/17/2015 on /cars/ 0
#13511 - If you guys didn't know, World Of Guns is free to play on Stea…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on /guns/ board 0
User avatar #13515 - atoaster (04/17/2015) [-]
Woah, thanks!
#14536 - See I told ya.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2015 on /cars/ 0
User avatar #14537 - multiplegermans (04/17/2015) [-]
it was designed not to vent though
User avatar #14538 - benderisgreat (04/17/2015) [-]
There's your problem.

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User avatar #78 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
Would you sell your fabrics for points?
#79 to #78 - benderisgreat (12/28/2014) [-]
You can't touch ma fabrics.
User avatar #80 to #79 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
haha alright man
User avatar #77 - hotpost (12/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #73 - kanatana (12/17/2014) [-]
Hey. I'd like to buy your Dwarven chests with RITS. What do you say?
User avatar #74 to #73 - benderisgreat (12/17/2014) [-]
No thanks.
User avatar #75 to #74 - kanatana (12/17/2014) [-]
Worth a shot. FJ points, maybe?
User avatar #64 - ied (12/11/2014) [-]
can i buy your iron
#65 to #64 - benderisgreat (12/11/2014) [-]
Sorry i'm still using it.
User avatar #66 to #65 - ied (12/11/2014) [-]
oh no
please?
User avatar #67 to #66 - benderisgreat (12/11/2014) [-]
Nope, I got new khakis that need tending to.
User avatar #68 to #67 - ied (12/11/2014) [-]
can i buy your iron ingots then
User avatar #70 to #69 - ied (12/11/2014) [-]
You're not so great after all
User avatar #71 to #70 - benderisgreat (12/11/2014) [-]
And you're not da bomb like iv'e heard.
User avatar #72 to #71 - ied (12/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #41 - benderisgreat (11/26/2014) [-]
So sovietsamurai, what do you like to watch?
User avatar #42 to #41 - sovietsamurai (11/26/2014) [-]
pornography hentai Stuff .. and things
User avatar #43 to #42 - benderisgreat (11/26/2014) [-]
I've seen enough "stuff and things" to know where this is going.
User avatar #44 to #43 - sovietsamurai (11/26/2014) [-]
Have you now?
User avatar #45 to #44 - benderisgreat (11/26/2014) [-]
Not really
User avatar #46 to #45 - sovietsamurai (11/26/2014) [-]
Oh ...

Then, my pupil, I shall show you!! I shall of educate you in the ways of the pervert!
#48 to #47 - sovietsamurai (11/26/2014) [-]
Step one-

Everyone is fair game, women, men, straight, gay, bi, etc

If you can **** it, it counts
User avatar #50 to #49 - sovietsamurai (11/26/2014) [-]
Step two-

**** it, **** everything, ******* all things in sight

#51 to #50 - benderisgreat (11/26/2014) [-]
Got it.
Got it.
User avatar #52 to #51 - sovietsamurai (11/26/2014) [-]
Step three-

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough
User avatar #54 to #53 - sovietsamurai (11/26/2014) [-]
Final step-

There is no person, place, object, or animal that is not ******** ...

If it has some sort of hole, you can sure as hell jam your dick into it
User avatar #56 to #55 - sovietsamurai (11/26/2014) [-]
You got it son ... I am proud
User avatar #57 to #56 - benderisgreat (11/26/2014) [-]
I'm ready
User avatar #58 to #57 - sovietsamurai (11/26/2014) [-]
Now bend the **** over, I'm about to give you a crash course and an overview on the past 4 steps
User avatar #38 - gugek (11/21/2014) [-]
Hey! Good morning, hope you have a great day today :-].
User avatar #39 to #38 - benderisgreat (11/21/2014) [-]
Thanks bro, i'm feelin' good, I got laid yesterday!
User avatar #35 - joshlol (11/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #37 to #36 - joshlol (11/01/2014) [-]
D:
#34 - subzeroassassin ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
opps here we go
User avatar #30 - Tenxseiga (10/25/2014) [-]
What would you be willing to trade for them? I'm looking for rare uniques I don't have or weeds.
User avatar #32 to #30 - benderisgreat (10/25/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind getting rid of my special eggs.
User avatar #31 to #30 - benderisgreat (10/25/2014) [-]
What do you like I don't have a lot of rare **** , but I needs lots of recipes
User avatar #33 to #31 - Tenxseiga (10/25/2014) [-]
I like your weeds but up to you or send me a trade you thinks fair
User avatar #29 - fables (10/17/2014) [-]
sorry, but all those combined would be worth maybe 1 recipe
User avatar #28 - thenobodyorigin ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
If you ever need anything just ask. I am sure we can make a deal.
User avatar #26 - fables (10/16/2014) [-]
sorry, just saw your trade
but I'm collecting tokens now, hoping admin ever fixes the workshop lol
User avatar #27 to #26 - benderisgreat (10/16/2014) [-]
yeah me too, my slot machine is broken
User avatar #19 - nethj (09/14/2014) [-]
How did you get those seeds?
User avatar #23 to #19 - benderisgreat (09/15/2014) [-]
Just remembered, you get them from the egg hoarder.
User avatar #24 to #23 - nethj (09/15/2014) [-]
I checked and I think you can only get them from a seed gambler
User avatar #25 to #24 - benderisgreat (09/15/2014) [-]
Oh **** my bad, thought you were talking about something else.
User avatar #20 to #19 - benderisgreat (09/14/2014) [-]
Can't remember, a chest or a tablet maybe. You wouldn't happen to have any horse diarrhea or gem dust would you?
User avatar #21 to #20 - nethj (09/14/2014) [-]
I have a few dust, but I need them as uniques.
User avatar #22 to #21 - benderisgreat (09/14/2014) [-]
It's all good but if you come across any duplicates give me a shout.
#18 - glacialis (09/09/2014) [-]
thank you, pal
thank you, pal
User avatar #14 - thelizardlord (05/25/2014) [-]
Do you like futurama?
User avatar #15 to #14 - benderisgreat (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah a little
User avatar #16 to #15 - thelizardlord (05/25/2014) [-]
It's a cool show
User avatar #9 - revengeforfreeze (03/01/2014) [-]
So, you drive around with a female pony and a Thompson in your hand?
User avatar #10 to #9 - benderisgreat (03/01/2014) [-]
That's me, you don't?
User avatar #11 to #10 - revengeforfreeze (03/01/2014) [-]
No.. sadly
#12 to #11 - benderisgreat (03/01/2014) [-]
Well you can roll with me if you want.
#5 - sinery (04/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 to #5 - benderisgreat (04/04/2013) [-]
Just like all my other friends!
#7 to #6 - sinery (04/04/2013) [-]
We're seeled.
We're seeled.
#1 - waffies (10/26/2012) [-]
Checked your comments to see where i met you, knew right away it was a spidey thread thing!
User avatar #2 to #1 - benderisgreat (10/26/2012) [-]
Yeah Thanks Bro
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies (10/26/2012) [-]
Nice to meet ya, feel free to message whenever if you're ever in need of a chat!
User avatar #4 to #3 - benderisgreat (10/26/2012) [-]
Cool!
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