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bemmo

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:5/04/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#649
Comment Ranking:#421
Highest Content Rank:#212
Highest Comment Rank:#97
Content Thumbs: 31848 total,  34480 ,  2632
Comment Thumbs: 38281 total,  40290 ,  2009
Content Level Progress: 19.8% (198/1000)
Level 226 Content: Mind Blower → Level 227 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 41.1% (411/1000)
Level 330 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 331 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:8
Content Views:1327341
Times Content Favorited:2367 times
Total Comments Made:4089
FJ Points:36018
Favorite Tags: Captcha (2) | Google (2) | Gorilla (2)

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    Uploaded: 05/23/14
    Sexual Predator. Sexual Predator.
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    Thank you Kevin Hart Thank you Kevin Hart
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    Uploaded: 12/06/13
    Dear God Why? Dear God Why?
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    Uploaded: 09/28/12
    This annoys me This annoys me
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    Uploaded: 09/28/12
    My jimmies remain unrustled My jimmies remain unrustled
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    Uploaded: 05/05/13
    Do Spiders make chutney? Do Spiders make chutney?
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Funny Videos

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    Neat Neat
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    Uploaded: 01/17/15
    YYEEEEEAAAAAAK YYEEEEEAAAAAAK
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    Uploaded: 02/01/15
    gg no re my good fellow gg no re my good fellow
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    Uploaded: 02/21/15
    I like the bass, bass, bass bass I like the bass, bass, bass bass
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    Uploaded: 03/11/15
    1v-, er, 2v-, huh, 3v1 me 1v-, er, 2v-, huh, 3v1 me
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    Uploaded: 02/22/15
    And a trolley And a trolley
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YouTube Videos

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    Portal Gun IRL Portal Gun IRL
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    Kakarot Sparkle Kakarot Sparkle
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    Have some rage. Have some rage.
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    Uploaded: 06/03/13
    Fart out your lungs. Fart out your lungs.
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    Epic Tea Time Epic Tea Time
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    Uploaded: 09/26/13
    Shingeki no Pingu Shingeki no Pingu
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latest user's comments

#2 - Yikes, that second-last one. 13 minutes ago on Youtube comp 0
#28 - I felt so bad for him in that scene 05/02/2015 on What Defeat Looks Like +12
#50 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Internal combustion +294
User avatar #227 - elcreepo (12 hours ago) [-]
This pisses me off for one reason.

You never can fully deflate your lungs even when forcing air out of them. Your lungs are never fully empty, containing .1 liter of "stale air." So your lungs never become a pile of red gunk within you, they're more like just before the machine sucked all the air out.
#161 - furiousmarshmellow (19 hours ago) [-]
#154 - GetOnMyHorse (20 hours ago) [-]
Just a tad too gross for me, thanks.
#114 - pumkinz (22 hours ago) [-]
Does this gross anyone else out or am I just a pussy?
User avatar #172 - hopporto (18 hours ago) [-]
>pussy

imagine putting your dick in it.
#144 - muileach (20 hours ago) [-]
I'm a deer stalkers son from Scotland, I've seen people do that with there mouths with deer lungs for a joke, at this point i don't think in near enough the realms of normality to comment on your feeling. Sorry I couldn't help!
User avatar #134 - AnomynousUser (21 hours ago) [-]
You just haven't spent enough time on /b/ or liveleak.
User avatar #279 - shenro (9 hours ago) [-]
or on the internet in general i'd say.
#132 - fukkentyranitar (21 hours ago) [-]
The latter.
User avatar #126 - dancingdoggy (21 hours ago) [-]
I think it's cool.
But no judgement. I'm weird.
#83 - ramosnoodles (05/03/2015) [-]
lol i breathed in and out at the same rate wen i saw this
#12 - Picture 05/02/2015 on The plot for Episode VII... +2
#8 - Picture 05/02/2015 on Cat +10
#158 - Swell with Beatles. 05/02/2015 on Nuclear bombs +2
#147 - "Does it really matter that much?" *48 replies* … 05/02/2015 on gifs +4
#7 - My ex used to sing "Be a pest, be a pest, put his patienc… 05/01/2015 on Be Our Guest +1
#9 - I misread that gif as Blacksphemous at first. 05/01/2015 on Dost thou thinketh I am... +3
#96 - I'll freely admit that not every word beginning in G is pronou…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on Gif -2
#98 - alphahelix (05/01/2015) [-]
Regime + Regime-nt

the g's switch their sound again. Pronounce it how you want to dude, i'm just saying, that the stated reason isn't a 100% valid reason

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User avatar #27 - nought (06/16/2014) [-]
FIRST
User avatar #26 - hotpost (01/09/2014) [-]
bimbo
User avatar #22 - sorexflare (06/15/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #25 to #22 - bemmo (06/15/2012) [-]
And a good day to you too, fine sir.
User avatar #21 - hardhitman (06/15/2012) [-]
Have a nice day good sir.
#23 to #21 - bemmo (06/15/2012) [-]
Yaay, internet friends! Have a good day yourself
User avatar #20 - neverborn (06/15/2012) [-]
you've to have a nice day.
or else.
#24 to #20 - bemmo (06/15/2012) [-]
Or else? Er, Yeah, I'm having a nice day, look, smiling.
#17 - dkbrony (06/13/2012) [-]
Rolled 2 times in 1 minute. Geez sorry pal. Take a pony(I assume you're a brony by your profile pic/gif?)
#18 to #17 - bemmo (06/13/2012) [-]
Lol, np, and thanks for teh pony, here have one yourself.
User avatar #11 - leyssens (06/12/2012) [-]
You are the cancer off this site

**** off...
User avatar #12 to #11 - bemmo (06/12/2012) [-]
Who are you, and why are you so convinced that calling me names over the internet is going to do anything?
User avatar #13 to #12 - leyssens (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm a guy who thinks you are gay and should hang yourself :)
The world will be a much better place without people like you :)
User avatar #14 to #13 - bemmo (06/12/2012) [-]
Correction, you are a guy who thinks wrong, and is obviously angry at me because I, a complete stranger, am doing something he disapproves of, despite it not hurting anyone :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - leyssens (06/12/2012) [-]
You do something that in the future might face a problem for young children. It's people like you that have a high chance of becomming pedofiles, if you're not already one.
User avatar #16 to #15 - bemmo (06/12/2012) [-]
I would love to see where you pulled that gem from. The Fox News Network?
User avatar #3 - flaminscull (01/02/2012) [-]
dangit beem0 >:L
#4 to #3 - bemmo (01/02/2012) [-]
I have no clue how to respond to this.
User avatar #2 to #1 - thekillah (07/22/2011) [-]
no. ******* .way.
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