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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:7/10/2014
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Content Ranking:#1217
Comment Ranking:#627
Highest Content Rank:#842
Highest Comment Rank:#626
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Content Level Progress: 98.1% (981/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
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    Sexual Predator. Sexual Predator.
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    Dear God Why? Dear God Why?
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    This annoys me This annoys me
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    My jimmies remain unrustled My jimmies remain unrustled
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    Do Spiders make chutney? Do Spiders make chutney?
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    Why is OP a faggot anyway? Why is OP a faggot anyway?
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    Portal Gun IRL Portal Gun IRL
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    Kakarot Sparkle Kakarot Sparkle
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    Have some rage. Have some rage.
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    Fart out your lungs. Fart out your lungs.
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    Epic Tea Time Epic Tea Time
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    Shingeki no Pingu Shingeki no Pingu
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#93 - Went to France on a school trip when I was 12 once, and there … 07/09/2014 on Soda Comp #2 0
#1214 - **bemmo rolls 539,212,074** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#64 - Tumblr shouldn't take it too personally, the /b/tards did it t…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Mustard Gas +71
#87 - hasinvadedyou (07/09/2014) [-]
Its defiantly fake though, i've even made one of these about how "i got scammed into buying a 4chan silver membership" so it might make someone laugh later on. Tumblr on the other hand might be actually stupid enough to do this kind of thing even after its been circulating for years.
#68 - albertjester (07/09/2014) [-]
wow, mustard gas is way easier to make than i expected. i mean i thought you'd need, i dunno the contents of a chemestry class room or such to make it.
#165 - alimais (07/09/2014) [-]
Here have my folder

imgur.com/a/p2qxB
#244 - albertjester (07/09/2014) [-]
yes, i will have great use for this.
#158 - justinsane (07/09/2014) [-]
its literally just chlorine gas. Imagine vaporized bleach. gif unrelated
#82 - lordraine (07/09/2014) [-]
Fuck no. Some idiot at an amusement park I used to work at ended up gassing the mess hall that half the park employees use when they go on break by putting bleach into a bucket that already had cleaning solution in it. Thirty people had to go to the hospital, and I had to walk half a mile to get my fucking lunch.

At least they gave us a longer break to compensate. But still, no, it's super fucking easy to make.
#70 - flemsdfer (07/09/2014) [-]
Well, it's not mustard gas, but chlorine gas. All you need is bleach and ammonia (This means don't pee into bleach or you'll die) and you'll have a sizzling mixture that spews out gas that will burn you from the inside when inhaled, and also your eyes. Some nasty stuff that was developed in WWI.
User avatar #74 - albertjester (07/09/2014) [-]
ah, interesting. I was not aware of that.

#63 - I'm picturing a sort of gay chicken occurring where two guys a… 07/08/2014 on 12 Men +3
#36 - "I can't imagine anyone from FJ doing anything other than…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Who posted this? +663
#198 - intexuz (07/09/2014) [-]
You're the captain now
#55 - europe (07/08/2014) [-]
I'm surprised anyone from that board has heard of the site at all
User avatar #193 - ciacheczko (07/09/2014) [-]
Well. FJ is cica 2 years older than 4chan if the Google search didn't lie to me . How are people supposed no to know about it?
User avatar #175 - abstractpink (07/09/2014) [-]
Everyone knows best site on the internet exists, or existed, not many knows it's still up running, or they just don't like it. You'll find a lot of ex-FJers on Reddit and 4chan
User avatar #212 - joshlol (07/09/2014) [-]
was that a wordfilter?

best site on the internet
User avatar #213 - joshlol (07/09/2014) [-]
gg
User avatar #144 - timelordjam (07/09/2014) [-]
trust me, we're known on 4chan.

they know us well enough to know we're on their side, but too lazy to do shit
User avatar #82 - gcloud (07/09/2014) [-]
this site was actually pretty active once... surprize!
User avatar #190 - HAMMATIMEZ (07/09/2014) [-]
It's okay, after being the best website for that time, it is le tired. One day we shall fire ze missles again.
User avatar #71 - ireallylikepotatoe (07/08/2014) [-]
Nigga, everyone visited best site on the internet when it was yellow.

Do you not remember end of ze world?
User avatar #117 - yologdog (07/09/2014) [-]
Or the Kitty Cat Dance?
#43 - Iguessitiskindofhot.jpg  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on pregNOPE 0
#48 - imadeanaccountforu (07/08/2014) [-]
#37 - This is some people's ****** .  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2014 on pregNOPE 0
#42 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
I'd fap to it.
#43 - bemmo (07/08/2014) [-]
Iguessitiskindofhot.jpg
#48 - imadeanaccountforu (07/08/2014) [-]
#4 - Like taking candy with a baby. 07/08/2014 on Worst guard dog ever +112
#1185 - Ah. 07/08/2014 on Up Your Ass 0
#7 - Picture 07/07/2014 on Parenting +8

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User avatar #27 - nought (06/16/2014) [-]
FIRST
User avatar #26 - hotpost (01/09/2014) [-]
bimbo
User avatar #22 - sorexflare (06/15/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #25 to #22 - bemmo (06/15/2012) [-]
And a good day to you too, fine sir.
User avatar #21 - hardhitman (06/15/2012) [-]
Have a nice day good sir.
#23 to #21 - bemmo (06/15/2012) [-]
Yaay, internet friends! Have a good day yourself
User avatar #20 - neverborn (06/15/2012) [-]
you've to have a nice day.
or else.
#24 to #20 - bemmo (06/15/2012) [-]
Or else? Er, Yeah, I'm having a nice day, look, smiling.
#17 - dkbrony (06/13/2012) [-]
Rolled 2 times in 1 minute. Geez sorry pal. Take a pony(I assume you're a brony by your profile pic/gif?)
#18 to #17 - bemmo (06/13/2012) [-]
Lol, np, and thanks for teh pony, here have one yourself.
User avatar #11 - leyssens (06/12/2012) [-]
You are the cancer off this site

**** off...
User avatar #12 to #11 - bemmo (06/12/2012) [-]
Who are you, and why are you so convinced that calling me names over the internet is going to do anything?
User avatar #13 to #12 - leyssens (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm a guy who thinks you are gay and should hang yourself :)
The world will be a much better place without people like you :)
User avatar #14 to #13 - bemmo (06/12/2012) [-]
Correction, you are a guy who thinks wrong, and is obviously angry at me because I, a complete stranger, am doing something he disapproves of, despite it not hurting anyone :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - leyssens (06/12/2012) [-]
You do something that in the future might face a problem for young children. It's people like you that have a high chance of becomming pedofiles, if you're not already one.
User avatar #16 to #15 - bemmo (06/12/2012) [-]
I would love to see where you pulled that gem from. The Fox News Network?
User avatar #3 - flaminscull (01/02/2012) [-]
dangit beem0 >:L
#4 to #3 - bemmo (01/02/2012) [-]
I have no clue how to respond to this.
User avatar #2 to #1 - thekillah (07/22/2011) [-]
no. ******* .way.
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