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Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:9/01/2014
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    Sexual Predator. Sexual Predator.
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#260 - Picture 08/29/2014 on Effect of Feminism 147 +4
#277 - I didn't know who she was myself, although I do now, … 08/29/2014 on child-bearing hips 0
#9 - I understood that title you sick **** . …  [+] (14 new replies) 08/28/2014 on thank god it wasn't an uzi +187
#25 - somefatguyone (08/29/2014) [-]
Explain please?
User avatar #27 - theporkwhisperer (08/29/2014) [-]
There was a nine year old girl that shot her shooting instructor on accident with an UZI. The gun was set on full auto and the recoil brought the gun behind her head and made the instructor pepsi. Honestly, the girl shouldn't have been using a gun at that caliber due to her being an amateur. The recoil of an UZI by just one shot, if held incorrectly, can slap you right in your face.
User avatar #90 - sursum (08/29/2014) [-]
If I was a parent I wouldn't have let her shoot anything at 8, not saying I'm against guns, she can shoot whatever when she's older, just not 8.
User avatar #57 - billywonka (08/29/2014) [-]
There really isn't as much recoil on a full sized Uzi as you make it seem there is. It's a heavy gun in a small caliber. You can even fire it one handed without a problem. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Knl1xg2JnI&index=24

Still, I'd imagine the girl in this case had no prior knowledge on the concept of recoil or how to manage it so it's entirely possible she may have let go of the foregrip of the gun, maybe even giving it a little bump on the way to arcing into the guy's face.
#28 - dwarfman (08/29/2014) [-]
In all fairness it was a hilarious situation, don't know why they're all butthurt about it.
User avatar #29 - theporkwhisperer (08/29/2014) [-]
Someone died because of guns. That's why people are freaking out.
#30 - dwarfman (08/29/2014) [-]
Yes a man, who as a certified instructor, should've known better. Girl is scarred for life, but at least one fool has been removed from the gene pool. Like I said: Hilarious!
#58 - greyhoundfd (08/29/2014) [-]
I just feel sorry for the guy, he was a fucking vet. Can you imagine? Getting through fucking Chechnya or Desert Storm and then getting shot by a nine-year-old girl.
#83 - niggymon (08/29/2014) [-]
"getting shot by nine year old..."

I was going to hell anyway
#133 - greyhoundfd (08/29/2014) [-]
kek
#69 - dwarfman (08/29/2014) [-]
Clearly not a vet with good judgement.
#81 - greyhoundfd (08/29/2014) [-]
Clearly.
User avatar #31 - theporkwhisperer (08/29/2014) [-]
I kinda thought that as well.
#32 - dwarfman (08/29/2014) [-]
You I like.
#68 - Cyriak? 08/28/2014 on Definition of "WTF?!?!" +2
#45 - Your daughter has excellent taste.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on from the golden era of... +3
User avatar #46 - cocosmama (08/27/2014) [-]
I'm just glad she likes to read.
#118 - And relaying the 5th most upvoted comment  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on child-bearing hips -1
User avatar #274 - jjamesgordon (08/29/2014) [-]
Huh?
User avatar #277 - bemmo (08/29/2014) [-]
I didn't know who she was myself, although I do now, I was just saying that it was the person with the 5th most upvoted comment as of the time of my comment who actually knew who she was, i.e. I'm not quite as scholarly as believed.
#116 - Enji Night  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2014 on child-bearing hips +1
User avatar #117 - jjamesgordon (08/27/2014) [-]
You, sir, are a gentleman and an scholar.
#118 - bemmo (08/27/2014) [-]
And relaying the 5th most upvoted comment
User avatar #274 - jjamesgordon (08/29/2014) [-]
Huh?
User avatar #277 - bemmo (08/29/2014) [-]
I didn't know who she was myself, although I do now, I was just saying that it was the person with the 5th most upvoted comment as of the time of my comment who actually knew who she was, i.e. I'm not quite as scholarly as believed.
#104 - Hello indeed.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/27/2014 on child-bearing hips 0
User avatar #114 - jjamesgordon (08/27/2014) [-]
For the love of god, this woman is just gorgeous. I must know her name.
User avatar #116 - bemmo (08/27/2014) [-]
Enji Night
User avatar #117 - jjamesgordon (08/27/2014) [-]
You, sir, are a gentleman and an scholar.
#118 - bemmo (08/27/2014) [-]
And relaying the 5th most upvoted comment
User avatar #274 - jjamesgordon (08/29/2014) [-]
Huh?
User avatar #277 - bemmo (08/29/2014) [-]
I didn't know who she was myself, although I do now, I was just saying that it was the person with the 5th most upvoted comment as of the time of my comment who actually knew who she was, i.e. I'm not quite as scholarly as believed.
#103 - Oh hello Powergirl  [+] (7 new replies) 08/27/2014 on child-bearing hips +1
#104 - bemmo (08/27/2014) [-]
Hello indeed.
User avatar #114 - jjamesgordon (08/27/2014) [-]
For the love of god, this woman is just gorgeous. I must know her name.
User avatar #116 - bemmo (08/27/2014) [-]
Enji Night
User avatar #117 - jjamesgordon (08/27/2014) [-]
You, sir, are a gentleman and an scholar.
#118 - bemmo (08/27/2014) [-]
And relaying the 5th most upvoted comment
User avatar #274 - jjamesgordon (08/29/2014) [-]
Huh?
User avatar #277 - bemmo (08/29/2014) [-]
I didn't know who she was myself, although I do now, I was just saying that it was the person with the 5th most upvoted comment as of the time of my comment who actually knew who she was, i.e. I'm not quite as scholarly as believed.
#5 - Skinlessness and lack of genitalia aside. 08/25/2014 on Female Titan x Armin +12

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User avatar #27 - nought (06/16/2014) [-]
FIRST
User avatar #26 - hotpost (01/09/2014) [-]
bimbo
User avatar #22 - sorexflare (06/15/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #25 to #22 - bemmo (06/15/2012) [-]
And a good day to you too, fine sir.
User avatar #21 - hardhitman (06/15/2012) [-]
Have a nice day good sir.
#23 to #21 - bemmo (06/15/2012) [-]
Yaay, internet friends! Have a good day yourself
User avatar #20 - neverborn (06/15/2012) [-]
you've to have a nice day.
or else.
#24 to #20 - bemmo (06/15/2012) [-]
Or else? Er, Yeah, I'm having a nice day, look, smiling.
#17 - dkbrony (06/13/2012) [-]
Rolled 2 times in 1 minute. Geez sorry pal. Take a pony(I assume you're a brony by your profile pic/gif?)
#18 to #17 - bemmo (06/13/2012) [-]
Lol, np, and thanks for teh pony, here have one yourself.
User avatar #11 - leyssens (06/12/2012) [-]
You are the cancer off this site

**** off...
User avatar #12 to #11 - bemmo (06/12/2012) [-]
Who are you, and why are you so convinced that calling me names over the internet is going to do anything?
User avatar #13 to #12 - leyssens (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm a guy who thinks you are gay and should hang yourself :)
The world will be a much better place without people like you :)
User avatar #14 to #13 - bemmo (06/12/2012) [-]
Correction, you are a guy who thinks wrong, and is obviously angry at me because I, a complete stranger, am doing something he disapproves of, despite it not hurting anyone :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - leyssens (06/12/2012) [-]
You do something that in the future might face a problem for young children. It's people like you that have a high chance of becomming pedofiles, if you're not already one.
User avatar #16 to #15 - bemmo (06/12/2012) [-]
I would love to see where you pulled that gem from. The Fox News Network?
User avatar #3 - flaminscull (01/02/2012) [-]
dangit beem0 >:L
#4 to #3 - bemmo (01/02/2012) [-]
I have no clue how to respond to this.
User avatar #2 to #1 - thekillah (07/22/2011) [-]
no. ******* .way.
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