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    Thank you Kevin Hart Thank you Kevin Hart
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    Dear God Why? Dear God Why?
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    This annoys me This annoys me
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    I like the bass, bass, bass bass I like the bass, bass, bass bass
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    1v-, er, 2v-, huh, 3v1 me 1v-, er, 2v-, huh, 3v1 me
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    Have some rage. Have some rage.
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    Fart out your lungs. Fart out your lungs.
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#57 - You're doing mentions? Sweet, can I get in on this?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on Pepper and Carrot Ep. 6 0
User avatar #60 - twondai (07/02/2015) [-]
you have to be part of the kkk (kool kids klub)
#208 - I imagine skinwalkers make a similar noise. 06/28/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 4 0
#151 - 0% chance to hit dat ass. I'm liking the 69% chance … 06/25/2015 on Fallout Comp II +1
#115 - Heh, I only just noticed that the cereal box and bottle is in … 06/24/2015 on GET IT, LARRY?! 0
#113 - While true, this does not detract from the relevant part of tw…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on GET IT, LARRY?! 0
#114 - captaincrapface (06/24/2015) [-]
Wasn't trying. The fun fact was brought to you to expand your vocabumalary and make you a better memer
#112 - Picture 06/24/2015 on GET IT, LARRY?! +2
#70 - I realise you're intentionally missing the point heh, poi…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on where can i get this +1
User avatar #71 - distortedflare (06/24/2015) [-]
Don't care still saw it.
#30 - Do you think that in Japan, the majority of people living ther…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2015 on Classic Japan +14
#69 - vegasstoner (06/23/2015) [-]
probably the latter. also i now what to show a japanese guy salad fingers.
#47 - anon (06/23/2015) [-]
It's weird to them, but somehow the weird stuff from Japan spreads fast on the internet
#36 - anon (06/23/2015) [-]
it's still weird
the appreciation of manga/anime there is probably the same as comics in america
#71 - We tend to go through a cycle.  [+] (14 new replies) 06/22/2015 on Red Thumbs Comith +405
User avatar #690 - rifee (06/23/2015) [-]
Speak for yourself
#577 - anon (06/23/2015) [-]
its one of the reasons i've stopped coming here so much. there's no facts, no logic, its just whining, then whining about the whining, then whining about the whining about the whining. its really autistic and i'm really fucking done with this website
#495 - anon (06/23/2015) [-]
or you know.. we ARE all like that, and thats ok! its stupid and easy to say that "racists" hate entire groups of people cause of their skin color... its a "win-the-argument-free" card in modern "debate" (im using sarcastic quotation marks, cause now a days its pretty much one-sided and if you object you're a Racist,bigot,sexist,mysogenistic,xenophobic trouble maker.. and no point talking to)

my point is.. we're in the right to dislike them
they obviously hate us, as they've shown, time and time again. No one wanted them here in the first place and no one wants them here now.. you might be neutral towards the topic! you may not care they are here.. but that doesn't mean you'd miss them if they left, and if you do why dont you let them live with you? on your couch?

and seriously.. stereotypes exists for a reason.. stop using the "minority" card aswell
User avatar #502 - oneko (06/23/2015) [-]
Stereotypes do exist for a reason, but they're based on the person with the biggest mouth from any culture. For example, when thinking of white American, most people from outside America jump to one of three stereotypes - Redneck (thanks to media coverage), typical American tourists and their lack of knowledge of foreign countries and or cultures (thanks to those being the Americans most seen by non-Americans) and asshole gun nuts (thanks to mass shootings).

When it comes to blacks, the stereotype that jumps to mind isn't the quiet, hard working salaryman, it's the loud mouthed "hood" character that loots during riots and claims every act against a black person is racism. Again, this is largely because of media coverage.

I mean, the stereotype for my country is either the typical bombardier advert character, shouting tally ho and such, or "yeh ill shank ye mam m8". Both the personalities with the loudest mouth, so to speak.
User avatar #476 - murphyslawtesties (06/23/2015) [-]
So FJ is like a woman ?
#461 - midkupficker (06/23/2015) [-]
But there is a clear problem with basketball Americans in the US...
And they are morbidly obese, whale-like fat...
And it's a "religion of peace" with fine print. By which is meant under Allah, as in a totalitarian world-wide theocracy under enforced sharia law, where dissent is met by the sword.

We've reached an age where reality is becoming more and more taboo if it hurts teh feelings.
User avatar #533 - bigmanfifty (06/23/2015) [-]
Plenty of people have been put to the sword under Christianity and Judaism, mate.

You can make any religion peaceful or violent, just depends what parts you read or what spin you put on it.
#593 - midkupficker (06/23/2015) [-]
You missed the point, neither Judaism nor Christianity ever claimed to be a religion of peace.

Meanwhile, I've met many Muslims(comes with my line of work) who claim the word Islam comes from “al-Salaam”, or peace, when it comes from Al-Silm, or submission(in the religious sense, under a god), to the point where I consider it "kitman", given that they consider the Quran the word of god, and that there are many verses in the Quran propagating this world-wide theocracy.

Deleted and rephrased to to "how doo grammir".
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User avatar #568 - FlyingButt (06/23/2015) [-]
Yes, but Christianity and Judaism (or at least the majority of the people who believe in them) have become more civilised and accepting of other cultures. The times when people were killed solely because they weren't Christian or Jewish have (for the most part) passed.

Sure you still get pricks like the Westboro Baptist Church (and I'm sure Jews have their own equivalent) who don't want to accept other people and believe that anyone who is opposed to their believe is a heretic that must be purged, but these groups are so small and do so little that they largely go unnoticed when compared to groups such as ISIS.
And bit by bit, laws based on religion are getting pushed out. Ireland, a largely Catholic country, now allows gay marriage.

With Islam it's different. You have entire nations run with the religion used as law. Nations who still, in the 21st Century, attack other nations in the name of religion.
Honestly, I don't even know if the people in charge even believe in what they preach, or just use Islam as a tool to control the masses.
It is a religion of peace. It's just taught and used wrong.
User avatar #576 - bigmanfifty (06/23/2015) [-]
First of all, not all majority-Islamic countries are places of extremism and suffering, there have been many of the these countries that have elected female presidents / prime-ministers (more than USA ;). I chatted to some chick who cycled through Iran with her bf and she said they were the nicest people she had ever met.

Many people would argue that the United States invades countries in the name of Christianity. George W Bush said that God told him to invade Iraq (yes, he said this). ISIS isn't a purely religious entity, they lust for power, land and wealth as well.

I don't have time to go into this in detail, but Islam is represented in a very one-sided manner by Western media. For example, Atheists who cite WBC as Christians... they're clearly not normal Christians but they are in the news giving Christians a bad name. See my point?
User avatar #613 - FlyingButt (06/23/2015) [-]
I just have 1 problem with what you say. I understand that the media controls our perception of Islam. But here's the thing. As much as Muslims can be nice people, it doesn't change the fact that there are far more Muslim extremists than other religions, and they are far more extreme in their extremism if that makes sense.

"ISIS isn't a purely religious entity, they lust for power, land and wealth as well. "

ISIS may be in it for the land and power, but religion is their excuse. They are the Islamic State group. These people don't care about religion. It's simply a tool. Like I said in my first comment they use Islam as a tool.
#609 - midkupficker (06/23/2015) [-]
"ISIS isn't a purely religious entity, they lust for power, land and wealth as well."

Except that under Islam, these are religious motives, as long at its for the expansion of Islam. That's what caliphates are all about. Christianity doesn't have such an inherent worldly motive, that started with Constantine I.
User avatar #422 - plim (06/23/2015) [-]
bitchin bitchin, what im gettin from this is that we are basically almost over "hump day" and the "weekends" coming around. Recently i have been coming on funnyjunk and thinking "god i hate this site" but i always come back anyway. maybe it wont be miserable at the same time soon.
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User avatar #22 - sorexflare (06/15/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #25 to #22 - bemmo (06/15/2012) [-]
And a good day to you too, fine sir.
User avatar #21 - hardhitman (06/15/2012) [-]
Have a nice day good sir.
#23 to #21 - bemmo (06/15/2012) [-]
Yaay, internet friends! Have a good day yourself
User avatar #20 - neverborn (06/15/2012) [-]
you've to have a nice day.
or else.
#24 to #20 - bemmo (06/15/2012) [-]
Or else? Er, Yeah, I'm having a nice day, look, smiling.
#17 - dkbrony (06/13/2012) [-]
Rolled 2 times in 1 minute. Geez sorry pal. Take a pony(I assume you're a brony by your profile pic/gif?)
#18 to #17 - bemmo (06/13/2012) [-]
Lol, np, and thanks for teh pony, here have one yourself.
User avatar #11 - leyssens (06/12/2012) [-]
You are the cancer off this site

**** off...
User avatar #12 to #11 - bemmo (06/12/2012) [-]
Who are you, and why are you so convinced that calling me names over the internet is going to do anything?
User avatar #13 to #12 - leyssens (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm a guy who thinks you are gay and should hang yourself :)
The world will be a much better place without people like you :)
User avatar #14 to #13 - bemmo (06/12/2012) [-]
Correction, you are a guy who thinks wrong, and is obviously angry at me because I, a complete stranger, am doing something he disapproves of, despite it not hurting anyone :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - leyssens (06/12/2012) [-]
You do something that in the future might face a problem for young children. It's people like you that have a high chance of becomming pedofiles, if you're not already one.
User avatar #16 to #15 - bemmo (06/12/2012) [-]
I would love to see where you pulled that gem from. The Fox News Network?
User avatar #3 - flaminscull (01/02/2012) [-]
dangit beem0 >:L
#4 to #3 - bemmo (01/02/2012) [-]
I have no clue how to respond to this.
User avatar #2 to #1 - thekillah (07/22/2011) [-]
no. ******* .way.
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