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bemmo

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:1/16/2011
Last Login:9/28/2016
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Comment Ranking:#1321
Highest Content Rank:#212
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 38715 total,  41984 ,  3269
Comment Thumbs: 77418 total,  80441 ,  3023
Content Level Progress: 48.4% (484/1000)
Level 231 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 14.09% (141/1000)
Level 359 Comments: Knight Of Funnyjunk → Level 360 Comments: FJ Noble
Subscribers:13
Content Views:1706821
Times Content Favorited:2829 times
Total Comments Made:6107
FJ Points:69634
Favorite Tags: Captcha (2) | Google (2) | Gorilla (2)

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    Sexual Predator. Sexual Predator.
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    Thank you Kevin Hart Thank you Kevin Hart
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    Dear God Why? Dear God Why?
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    This annoys me This annoys me
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    My jimmies remain unrustled My jimmies remain unrustled
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    Do Spiders make chutney? Do Spiders make chutney?
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#17 - I kinda want a Maine Coon. Seems like it'd be an interesti…  [+] (2 replies) 13 hours ago on cats +4
#27 - olioh (4 hours ago) [-]
my aunt wants one of those, she has 5 or 6 norwegian forest cats that get big, but not as big as maine coons, but not big enough on her husbands mind also both are expensive as fk pic not related, theyr my cats, black ones 9 and the smaller one is 5 or 6 months
#22 - luluwho (12 hours ago) [-]
Could get expensive ;)
#1 - I don't think roaches have the mental capacity to feel curiosi…  [+] (3 replies) 09/27/2016 on A prepared generation +34
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#6 - vorarephilia (09/27/2016) [-]
Instinctual curiosity I suppose.

If i kept some roaches in a bin for some unholy reason, and tossed a potato in, they'd run away, then eventually come out of hiding to sniff it, lick it, crawl on it, bop it, twist it, pull it, work it, make it, do it ,makes us, regular, softer, harder, porridge.
#5 - anon (09/27/2016) [-]
I think you're taking the joke too literally
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#3 - thematthew (09/27/2016) [-]
are you telling me this person's comic is full of wrong info trying to sound smart?
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#17 - Hfw 09/25/2016 on Anti-Homo Defense +1
#16 - Does anyone have a link to the full movie? I watched through t…  [+] (1 reply) 09/20/2016 on Gangster as Fuck +2
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#41 - xenahkanzelx (09/21/2016) [-]
Kiss cough anime cough