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belshir

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Gender: male
Age: 20
X-box Gamertag: Te plox box
PSN: belshir
Interests: ask me
Date Signed Up:5/14/2012
Last Login:7/02/2015
Location:englind innit
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#1 - Parties FW 05/14/2015 on   +3
#8 - >Fat people >hunt the whole idea of fat people s…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2015 on Agar.io +10
User avatar #70 - hungwellhamburger (05/14/2015) [-]
what the fuck is 20 stone
User avatar #75 - borderlineparanoid (05/14/2015) [-]
it's what we use in England for weighing people.
User avatar #71 - blokrokker (05/14/2015) [-]
fat as fuck
#5 - So i may enjoy bioshock, i think im on my 13th playthrough 05/13/2015 on Atlas +2
#238 - takes your arm off more like 05/13/2015 on That's not a knife +2
#20 - Ive been needing a reason to watch it, thanks bud 05/12/2015 on When bae goes camping 0
#16 - >clone wars >vehicles >space battles >…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/12/2015 on Quick gimplse at Star Wars:... +115
User avatar #19 - millennial (05/12/2015) [-]
Why does nobody want Battlefield reskim?

Does nobody realize that if they reskinned battlefield with a star wars skin and added space battles, we would have a good, true to the name, Battlefront 3?
#48 - ztron (05/12/2015) [-]
Yeah we'd have a good bare-bones as fuck $130 premium edition BF3.
User avatar #111 - millennial (05/13/2015) [-]
You're already getting a bare-bones Battlefront
User avatar #28 - armwulf (05/12/2015) [-]
Battlefront and Battlefield have fundamentally different mechanics and gameplay, and different people would be interested in each.
They're using the Battlefront name to attract nostalgia-seekers,
but using the Battlefield gameplay because that's all they know.
I'm not saying it's a bad game, just false advertising.
User avatar #30 - millennial (05/12/2015) [-]
From what I've heard, the game does not use anything Battlefield related save the frostbite engine, and even then it's been altered heavily from my understanding.
I agree they are using the title to suggest something else, and that's shitty, but honestly from what we have been told I would've been much, much, much more happier with a Battlefield: Star Wars game.

At least with that, we'd have classes, ADS, the ability to drive all vehicles, more than 20v20 games, and so forth and so on.



I'm mad because it seems like we're getting a shit game, when they could've taken a very easy route with a reskin and made a good portion of fans from both franchises happy. God knows I'd prefer that over what we may be getting.
#61 - Rascal (05/12/2015) [-]
i see what youre getting at, but they said battlefront, and people want battlefront. people are now calling it battlefield because of the lack of content, shearing it down to essentially battlefield maps. simply put, its ea and they dun fucked up again
User avatar #20 - keatontheghostfox (05/12/2015) [-]
I know people fail to realize battlefront was just a battlefield reskin to begin with. Also the first one didn't have space battles
#10 - Also i recall in the whole gif there is a femal security guard… 05/12/2015 on No Gangsta At the Redneck Bar 0
#13 - whats it?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2015 on When bae goes camping 0
#16 - Rascal (05/12/2015) [-]
Hannibal TV series season 2
i would explain but that would spoil it and you're gonna go watch it now
User avatar #20 - belshir (05/12/2015) [-]
Ive been needing a reason to watch it, thanks bud
#4 - The completely wrong religion, close isnt the word id use 05/11/2015 on Photoshop request 0
#2 - All it would have taken was a 30 second google search for you …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2015 on Photoshop request 0
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User avatar #4 - belshir (05/11/2015) [-]
The completely wrong religion, close isnt the word id use
#7 - sweet zombie jesus thats my afternoon set 05/11/2015 on When you just can't find... 0
#42 - Crouching tiger hidden bastard 05/11/2015 on He's on to something here +3
#57 - wiggly 05/10/2015 on Wiggle Wiggle +38
#26 - gf: what are you thinking about? me: I was imagining being…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Girls vs Boys +51
#83 - gloriousthighs (05/11/2015) [-]
aww
#43 - manter (05/11/2015) [-]
#28 - funpunk (05/10/2015) [-]
Here, you've earned this.
#192 - And... 05/09/2015 on Wonka 0
#3 - We can change that 05/08/2015 on give this man a medal +3
#17 - Friend skype messaged me, i shot back from my computer and nea…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on Piss your pants #3 +2
User avatar #68 - ttallonn (05/09/2015) [-]
I alwats read these with music, unexpectedly my step dad started snoring halfway through, so that helps a bit even though I hate the sound
#1 - Ive been doing it all wrong  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2015 on give this man a medal +41
User avatar #4 - finblob (05/09/2015) [-]
"not at all" is a weird technique, I gotta admit
#2 - boomerpyro (05/08/2015) [-]
i've been doing you all wrong
#3 - belshir (05/08/2015) [-]
We can change that
#4 - Some say he danced too 05/08/2015 on jesus was not +7
#6 - And if this was in AMerica that person who was so ready to giv…  [+] (29 new replies) 05/08/2015 on And bam... +221
User avatar #77 - dawdawdwa (05/09/2015) [-]
This reminds me of the woman who sued the paramedic, who did CPR on her and brought her back to life, for braking a rib and bruising her...
User avatar #60 - icewraithking (05/09/2015) [-]
this reminds me of a animated movie where the superhero saves someone and then sues him for saving you.
User avatar #67 - hourlyb (05/09/2015) [-]
The Incredibles?
User avatar #64 - penalcupcake (05/09/2015) [-]
That movie sounds incredible.
#48 - Garude (05/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #32 - Zaxplab (05/09/2015) [-]
This is why suicide should be illegal. Not so they can kill/arrest you for it, but so that they can save you from doing it, and they can't have it turned around on them as a crime.

User avatar #45 - ryalag (05/09/2015) [-]
"Suicide should be Illegal." What are you going to do arrest me if i kill myself?
User avatar #46 - Zaxplab (05/09/2015) [-]
Did you read the second part of my comment?
User avatar #47 - ryalag (05/09/2015) [-]
I did, IMO its just as stupid as Suicide being illegal. If people are suicidal and you know know them, let them be suicidal honestly. I've been in that situation and random people trying to stop me only made it worse. I know I'm not everyone but from my experience its really silly What stopped me was my best friend telling me that if i did kill myself she would probably do it too, and that wasnt something that i was going to let happen to her
User avatar #33 - zendir (05/09/2015) [-]
It is.
User avatar #34 - Zaxplab (05/09/2015) [-]
Wait, I thought it wasn't. How could someone sue you if it's just crime prevention here?
User avatar #69 - vigilum (05/09/2015) [-]
Lawyers
User avatar #39 - kerfufflemachtwo (05/09/2015) [-]
I think it depends on the state, actually. It might not be illegal in some states. Not sure.
User avatar #35 - zendir (05/09/2015) [-]
Loop holes and assholes who dont give a fuck about suing, but I would not sue the officer, go where the money is and sue the department.
#24 - justwantedtosee (05/09/2015) [-]
most cases of suicide are actually temporary bouts of poor decisions. For instance, those who have tried to take their lives by jumping from bridges and yet survived, have said they did indeed regret the decision on the way down. People have this amazing ability to want to die one second and live the next, and sometimes when shit's going down people listen to the idea that being dead would be better more often.

In other words, if they can prevent his actions he might not try it again.
User avatar #50 - thechosentroll (05/09/2015) [-]
Drunk driving is also a bout of poor decisions. Doesn't mean it's legal.
#88 - justwantedtosee (05/11/2015) [-]
the difference though is drunk driving is tied to drinking and possibly alchoholism, which then goes back to substance abuse and its affect on our bodies. suicidal tendencies are almost always formulated with poor judgement abilities and poor handling of a bad situation.
User avatar #23 - doctorcamden (05/09/2015) [-]
that was the start of the incredibles.
actually a pretty fuckin dark movie.
User avatar #22 - skorve (05/08/2015) [-]
Good Samaritan law would probably cover this.
User avatar #20 - Tormound (05/08/2015) [-]
No there's laws to stop that kind of thing.
#25 - sensitive (05/09/2015) [-]
not everywhere... :|
User avatar #17 - discobleach (05/08/2015) [-]
if this was america, that person would be dead.
#26 - sensitive (05/09/2015) [-]
Sec.A9.34.AAPROTECTION OF LIFE OR HEALTH. (a) A person is
justified in using force, but not deadly force, against another
when and to the degree he reasonably believes the force is
immediately necessary to prevent the other from committing suicide
or inflicting serious bodily injury to himself.
(b)AAA person is justified in using both force and deadly
force against another when and to the degree he reasonably believes
the force or deadly force is immediately necessary to preserve the
other ’s life in an emergency.
tl;dr, in my state a person is justified using deadly force to prevent another from committing suicide in an emergency.
#27 - icefried (05/09/2015) [-]
"deadly force is immediately necessary to preserve the
other ’s life in an emergency"
User avatar #31 - edgenotedgy (05/09/2015) [-]
Like a hostage situation
User avatar #18 - kayen (05/08/2015) [-]
DON'T JUMP OR WE'LL SHOOT! "Uhh..."
#9 - biodog (05/08/2015) [-]
Isn't this the Beginning of The Incredibles?
User avatar #21 - Tormound (05/08/2015) [-]
Which got it wrong.
User avatar #10 - shadowbreech (05/08/2015) [-]
"I saved your life!"
"No you didn't. You ruined my death."
#6 - all of them? im not even sorry, punk chicks man <3  [+] (8 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Wonka +388
User avatar #166 - dndxplain (05/09/2015) [-]
>>#107,
#192 - belshir (05/09/2015) [-]
And...
User avatar #84 - AWESOMEJANDRO (05/09/2015) [-]
#20 - lordsepulchure (05/08/2015) [-]
Hell yeah,
#23 - youxbarstard (05/08/2015) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #24 - lordsepulchure (05/08/2015) [-]
Kimberly Freeman from One-Eyed Doll, an american goth-punk duo.
#25 - youxbarstard (05/08/2015) [-]
Thanks guy.
Have a webm.
User avatar #26 - lordsepulchure (05/08/2015) [-]
No problem.
#3 - Yeah but he still is responsible for all of that death, its no…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on The shadows of his past +4
User avatar #6 - eklipsbrate (05/08/2015) [-]
"Hello Yoda"
"No Vader,Dad I am"
#7 - Man with the strength to lift trains, and several tonne robots…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Elastigirl +227
#39 - Rascal (05/09/2015) [-]
good thing her clit would be made of rubber eh
User avatar #23 - mrwalkerfour (05/08/2015) [-]
if he clenched while shitting his poop would turn into diamond
User avatar #16 - rangerofthesea (05/08/2015) [-]
or the terminal velocity of the cum...lol
User avatar #12 - xapplemanx (05/08/2015) [-]
wheres that gif from
User avatar #13 - Temperance (05/08/2015) [-]
#10 - we have two group chats "everyone" and then the &quo… 05/07/2015 on mad serious 0
#11 - il mp you my email, you can find me using that, im the one wit… 05/06/2015 on Pathfinder players wanted 0

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User avatar #1 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #2 to #1 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
i am swell, yourself?
User avatar #5 to #4 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Kinda sleepy. How goes tf2?
User avatar #6 to #5 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
found some new stuff for the spy, exploring new classes, just generally learning the game, getting better slowly. Im now just below the level of average i would say sleepy? what time is it there for you?
User avatar #8 to #6 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Im just sleepy cause I didnt sleep well. its noon.
User avatar #7 to #6 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
I think I added you on steam?
User avatar #9 to #7 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
i have that problem, i was up until 4 last night and woke at 3 this afternoon, done literally nothing all day. What is your steam name? il check my friends list
User avatar #10 to #9 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Its valentine. If I added the wrong person just search for me and I should be the first result.
User avatar #12 to #10 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
rob west sussex great britain?
User avatar #13 to #12 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Its just valentine. With a picture of tomoko as the profile picture.
User avatar #15 to #13 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
think i found you, sent the invite, wont be able to play i dont think for about a week but il be on and off fj so i can tell you when im on

User avatar #14 to #13 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
results: 21 - 40 of 24,660

try mine again i forgot about the tag [OLP] belshir
or just belshir its a picture of david attenbourough, or try my email address?
csanyi95@ yahoo.com
User avatar #11 to #10 - belshir (04/06/2015) [-]
no adds, il search for you now
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