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#11 - i was not not complaining about the wording, only the fact tha…  [+] (1 reply) 09/11/2016 on bug life +3
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#19 - haroldsaxon (09/12/2016) [-]
Might have been for a school project. I wrote a 5 page essay about advertisement n High School. I'm sure many others has had similar school projects.

Also, the people at Coca Cola are fucking gods when it comes to advertisement, holy shit. No one else even compares.
#9 - ''so i was looking up off bug spray ads''  [+] (4 replies) 09/11/2016 on bug life +28
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#21 - Jwako (09/12/2016) [-]
Yeah, i chucked at that too. Didn't happen, person just thought it would be a better post with that instead of ''so i randomly found these Off ads''

no idea why, its tumblr culture i think
#10 - anon (09/11/2016) [-]
As in the brand of bug spray, "Off".
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#11 - beezox (09/11/2016) [-]
i was not not complaining about the wording, only the fact that there is a person whos freetime exists of searching for ads online
prob just an ads worded as a post, either that or we as humanity has to work harder on fighting procrastination
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#19 - haroldsaxon (09/12/2016) [-]
Might have been for a school project. I wrote a 5 page essay about advertisement n High School. I'm sure many others has had similar school projects.

Also, the people at Coca Cola are fucking gods when it comes to advertisement, holy shit. No one else even compares.
#9 - if you're sitting in your couch and a intruder comes in and be…  [+] (36 replies) 09/10/2016 on Home Defense Logic +35
#133 - anon (09/10/2016) [-]
I keep my rifles in the safe and my sidearm on my hip all day even when I am at home
#83 - anon (09/10/2016) [-]
don't you know? gun owners are all clint eastwoods ready to kill 24/7
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#82 - heartlessrobot (09/10/2016) [-]
Holsters exist ya know.
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#94 - liero (09/10/2016) [-]
you kinda know a country has failed when you can't even walk around in your own house unarmed..
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#182 - heartlessrobot (09/10/2016) [-]
Then every country has failed, I would not trust anyone in any country enough to walk around anywhere unarmed.
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#183 - liero (09/10/2016) [-]
having to carry a gun even in your own, locked house at all times aye..
that's some next level paranoia right there, how many locks do you have on your doors?
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#184 - heartlessrobot (09/10/2016) [-]
Two on each outside door.
Each screen door has a handle lock and a hook and eye latch, but that's mostly to keep the wind from blowing it open.
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#185 - liero (09/10/2016) [-]
are your windows covered by metal plating and do they have padlocks on the inside?
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#186 - heartlessrobot (09/10/2016) [-]
Nah, I live in a small town, not a city.
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#187 - liero (09/10/2016) [-]
and background checks with blood samples on every guest in your house?
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#188 - heartlessrobot (09/10/2016) [-]
Nah, why do you think I own a gun?
Don't need to worry about someone who's in your house if you're packing.
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#189 - liero (09/10/2016) [-]
that's debatable
a gun is a gun, you can have a whole armory filled with them but all it takes for someone to get you is a shot, a stab or a well-placed punch to the neck/temple, regardless if you're packing or not
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#191 - heartlessrobot (09/10/2016) [-]
And shooting someone in the head is insanely difficult, unless you're right next to them, and they're not moving.
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#190 - heartlessrobot (09/10/2016) [-]
People can and have survived multiple low caliber gunshots long enough to pull their trigger, which is why higher calibers are legitimately better.
Same goes with stabs, which, by the way, it's very hard to stab someone if they know you're going to do it.
Punches aren't worth shit, you'd have to be a grade-a pussy to get taken down in a punch from your average joe.
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#192 - liero (09/10/2016) [-]
try surviving a 9mm gun wound to the head, neck, heart or any other vital organ; the point behind assaulting, robbing or killing someone is to do it quick before they have time to react.
and that's why people don't let you know when they're gonna stab you, precisely because they don't want you to put up much of a fight
and if you think punches aren't worth shit then you've deff not been punched a lot, I can tell. there's a reason you see a lot of people being knocked out, and that's not because they're weak pussies, but because it's blunt trauma directly to your face and head.
life ain't a game, you can carry a weapon wherever you go inside your house, you can do all these paranoid safety measures but if someone wants to get you, all it takes is a well-placed shot, probably even before you knew what was going on
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#193 - heartlessrobot (09/11/2016) [-]
I have had a skateboard broken over my head, blunt trauma with anything short of a brick, rock, or hammer, ain't shit.
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#81 - Sewallman (09/10/2016) [-]
I have strong opinions against gun safes for that reason. I also have my shotgun sitting at my desk and my hand gun at my side unless I'm sleeping. Then my handgun is at the head of the bed.

Wife open carries hers.
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#13 - teamrocketninja (09/10/2016) [-]
Dont keep your weapons in a safe?
#17 - pokemonstheshiz (09/10/2016) [-]
I don't think 3-year-olds are very capable of learning gun safety
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#202 - Sewallman (09/12/2016) [-]
Do I need to record another video of my one year old refusing to touch my guns? My 3 year old refusing? My 4 year old?

Teach them gun safety when they're old enough to handle a
.22, teach them abstinence of guns until then. It's not hard to sit down and teach your kids not to touch something.
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#72 - lotengo (09/10/2016) [-]
Maybe put the gun on top of a bookcase or cabinet.
Ya know, something that is in reach for adults at all time, out of sight and something a kid can't get to...
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#20 - teamrocketninja (09/10/2016) [-]
Well, I've been shooting since I was five...

Also that isnt what we're discussing, I dont think anyone will disagree.
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#21 - pokemonstheshiz (09/10/2016) [-]
If a weapon isn't in a safe, then it's plausible that it's accessible by that 3-year-old.
It also makes it easier to steal if you're robbed when not home.

This has nothing to do with the following discussion, just a response to your assertion. Keeping weapons outside of a safe isn't necessarily the best option.
#109 - anon (09/10/2016) [-]
>i'm retarded and don't understand physics
>I have no idea what having a 3-year old is like
>I literally have 2 brain cells

.....I don't understand your argument but, to each their own.

But I guess you don't agree with that phrase either, you communist cuck
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#15 - flippytrixfordiner (09/10/2016) [-]
some places such as canada don't legally allow that.
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#16 - teamrocketninja (09/10/2016) [-]
What, they gonna come check your house to make sure its in a safe?
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#18 - flippytrixfordiner (09/10/2016) [-]
i dunno haven't owned a gun but i'm sure someone would figure out somehow like if someone intrudes your house and you shoot him the police might check for a safe for the gun and the safe for the ammo.
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#26 - joeblow (09/10/2016) [-]
I keep a loaded weapon hidden in every room of my house, can't go 5 steps without having access to at least a 9mm
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#73 - lotengo (09/10/2016) [-]
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#196 - supersixfourr (09/11/2016) [-]
Muh dick
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#118 - confusedasian (09/10/2016) [-]
Why does the snub nose have a green grip? Decided to deviate from black for some pizz zazz or something?

What's the hand gun next to it? I like that one.
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#121 - joeblow (09/10/2016) [-]
To the left of the 38 special is a 1911 tactical, the gun has a green grip because it was my wifes birthday present, she likea green and she carries it
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#126 - confusedasian (09/10/2016) [-]
Seems a bit bright. Looks like the type of color my mom would like. Got a case for her ipad and she wanted something bright. She said it was to blind people. Love my mom.
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#128 - joeblow (09/10/2016) [-]
Women do like bright shiny things
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#19 - teamrocketninja (09/10/2016) [-]
Put it back after you shoot? Pretty sure they're also gonna be more concerned about the dead guy than you committing a very minor crime.

Safes are a good idea if you have kids around, but if not, its better just to keep it and the ammo accessible.
#15 - your brother has a pencil dick, i've tried that, the hole shou…  [+] (1 reply) 09/08/2016 on So innocent +2
#16 - ryix (09/08/2016) [-]
You came to mock his small penis, but all you really did was tell us you fuck peanut butter.

Yes, i too am joking
#18 - thtas pretty cringe, i mean do they have to take the asocial c…  [+] (1 reply) 09/07/2016 on Every IT guy ever 0
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#32 - crimsongungnir (09/07/2016) [-]
That's not what he actually says in the show.
In the show, he thinks about how the CIO for the company that his company works for uses a blackberry and then the guy in the suit up above, who isn't the CIO, recognizes the OS the main character uses, showing he knows his shit, impressing the main character.
I'd really recommend it, it's like Watch_Dogs mixed with Fight Club, with the whole 'anarchy, down with corporations and consumerism' thing, but it's good.
#18 - women are ******* sexy too wtf  [+] (2 replies) 09/07/2016 on Hano Zytexum Osamsul +5
#20 - funpunk (09/07/2016) [-]
What if I want both? Don't kinkshame me.
#21 - fiero (09/07/2016) [-]
#1 - if you're gonna make a comic why not remove the helping lines …  [+] (2 replies) 08/27/2016 on I Taught you Everything you... +8
#3 - ineedtotakeapiss (08/28/2016) [-]
Don't tell me what to do.
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#2 - amuzen (08/27/2016) [-]
this doesn't really have enough detail to bother using layers I'm guessing. Looks like something he just doodled for ideas and posted because he thought it was kinda funny/cool and wanted to see what other people thought.