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#6 - my first thought exactly 07/01/2014 on The Dark Crust 0
#6 - Before everybody thumbs us down, I'm with you here. … 06/29/2014 on Title goes here +2
#40 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Brushy Brushy +21
User avatar #86 - superperfectgal (06/28/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, this .gif slightly puckered my rusty sheriffs badge...
#87 - aadenoto (06/28/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #88 - superperfectgal (06/28/2014) [-]
It made my anus blow a kiss. I'm a wimp when it comes to things like this...
#100 - aadenoto (06/28/2014) [-]
You farted in fear? Or it made you clench your ass?
User avatar #57 - someguyiguess (06/28/2014) [-]
Come on Michael Jackson don't sneak up on people like that.
#55 - scg (06/28/2014) [-]
#123 - Im left handed and use wasd 06/28/2014 on Truth about PC gaming +2
#6 - You probably realize it's just a made up marketing thing, right?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2014 on Kim is not happy -3
#7 - aliennova (06/27/2014) [-]
No, real deal bro.
#8 - anonymous (06/27/2014) [-]
But it was Kim's spokesman who said it. Kim Jong-un said that he'll still watch it, he has no personal problem with it, the spokesman just said some random shit about how he himself felt about the movie, not what Kim Jong-un thought
#9 - aliennova (06/27/2014) [-]
Sauce?
#6 - Jonesy the cat has been referenced several times in the Halo u…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2014 on Alien +3
User avatar #23 - zourch (06/28/2014) [-]
when in halo?
User avatar #30 - huntergriff (06/28/2014) [-]
it's on the Pillar of autumn's billboards after you get your M6D Pistol from captain jacob keyes.
#14 - As it turns out, when the sport of kicking the ball between po… 06/27/2014 on (untitled) +41
#80 - Obviously, someone just bought the Itanimulli domain and made … 06/27/2014 on Itanimulli +1
#6 - every time when this resurfaces I break into uncontrollable la… 06/24/2014 on shit that kids do +11
#58 - sometimes mornings are very very hard 06/24/2014 on sad, but true :( 0
#158 - neither could your football team 06/22/2014 on ocd 0
#7 - a man of his word...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on beerholder's profile 0
User avatar #8 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
soundofwinter is a man you can trust
#2 - one of my favorite comics based on one of my favorite american… 06/18/2014 on strawberries 0
#25 - no, she doesn't.... yet (at least as the books go)  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Hemingway meets Game of... +1
#28 - angelusprimus (06/18/2014) [-]
she joined. she is just an apprentice for now.
User avatar #52 - existenceisfutile (06/18/2014) [-]
Doesn't she go blind?
User avatar #55 - noobtankz (06/18/2014) [-]
She goes blind as a test and can see through the eyes of cats. But it's temporary.
#16 - first thought  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Compilation of complete... +22
User avatar #89 - danimer (06/17/2014) [-]
I finished watching the movie like a half an hour before I saw your comment. smells like a corpse left in a garbage dumpster in the middle of summer
#4 - I'm amazed that a pawn shop is doing so well that it has its o… 06/17/2014 on Pawnstars is so Good 0
#9 - Glory to Arstotzka! 06/16/2014 on Jennifer 0
#20 - mars seen from orbit 06/14/2014 on The milky way from the... +29
#9 - Comment deleted 06/13/2014 on Israel Dagg plans his next... +1
#5 - ...as opposed to your tax dollars at work in congress. 06/12/2014 on Apparently, Soccer is Hard... 0
#3 - Truck hit by lightning. Water around it instantly turns to vap…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Fuck That Truck +12
User avatar #34 - Mortuus (06/13/2014) [-]
The noise it makes is not able to be mistaken with pretty much anything.
#27 - solomonkane (06/13/2014) [-]
Oh, They'd know.
User avatar #23 - mastersaturday (06/13/2014) [-]
Trust me, yes they did.
#4 - xfrankie (06/12/2014) [-]
>People inside probably didn't even know they were struck by lightning

Do you remember any thunderstorm? I'm sure you do... Forked lightning bolts striking miles away and you could still hear them.
Now imagine a motherfucking loud-as-fuck roll of thunder right above your head. Not to mention that the lightining itself shines somewhat brightly...
I'm pretty sure they noticed.
Porps to the driver they didn't panic.
#5 - therebemoose (06/12/2014) [-]
This nearly happened to my dad and I on the way home from my grandma's. It struck about 50-100 feet away from as we ere driving. Loudest and brightest experience of my life. Pic is what I saw when it happened.
User avatar #40 - combination (06/13/2014) [-]
I had lightning strike really close to my house while I was sitting on the porch and I saw basically the same thing but for some reason I saw a red stripe down the middle of my vision along with all the white.
#21 - suchusername (06/13/2014) [-]
But how did you take the photo?
User avatar #19 - hiukuss (06/12/2014) [-]
That's strange, when my dad almost got struck by lightning, he said everything was pink.
User avatar #39 - fuperbooper (06/13/2014) [-]
He probably had his eyes closed.
#43 - therebemoose (06/13/2014) [-]
No, but I have a pic of that too.
#17 - I don't know the technical context of how it works, but I imag…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Sperm 0
User avatar #30 - toosexyforyou (06/11/2014) [-]
Well he agreed to freeze his sperm so it must mean he might want kids some time in the future.
#9 - Looking at the trees maybe it's spring and the river isn't so … 06/11/2014 on I think this sign is... +1
#6 - don't 06/10/2014 on don't fuck with a giant... +2
#8 - It's one of the most rewarding games I've ever played. Not onl…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on A Moon on the Moon ... +4
User avatar #9 - zourch (06/10/2014) [-]
even if it doesn't work its still pretty badass anyway.
I want this game so bad
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#7 to #6 - beerholder (06/20/2014) [-]
a man of his word...
User avatar #8 to #7 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
soundofwinter is a man you can trust
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