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#158 - neither could your football team 06/22/2014 on ocd 0
#7 - a man of his word...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on beerholder's profile 0
User avatar #8 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
soundofwinter is a man you can trust
#2 - one of my favorite comics based on one of my favorite american… 06/18/2014 on strawberries 0
#25 - no, she doesn't.... yet (at least as the books go)  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Hemingway meets Game of... +1
#28 - angelusprimus (06/18/2014) [-]
she joined. she is just an apprentice for now.
User avatar #52 - existenceisfutile (06/18/2014) [-]
Doesn't she go blind?
User avatar #55 - noobtankz (06/18/2014) [-]
She goes blind as a test and can see through the eyes of cats. But it's temporary.
#16 - first thought  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Compilation of complete... +22
User avatar #89 - danimer (06/17/2014) [-]
I finished watching the movie like a half an hour before I saw your comment. smells like a corpse left in a garbage dumpster in the middle of summer
#4 - I'm amazed that a pawn shop is doing so well that it has its o… 06/17/2014 on Pawnstars is so Good 0
#9 - Glory to Arstotzka! 06/16/2014 on Jennifer 0
#20 - mars seen from orbit 06/14/2014 on The milky way from the... +29
#9 - Comment deleted 06/13/2014 on Israel Dagg plans his next... +1
#5 - ...as opposed to your tax dollars at work in congress. 06/12/2014 on Apparently, Soccer is Hard... 0
#3 - Truck hit by lightning. Water around it instantly turns to vap…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Fuck That Truck +12
User avatar #34 - Mortuus (06/13/2014) [-]
The noise it makes is not able to be mistaken with pretty much anything.
#27 - solomonkane (06/13/2014) [-]
Oh, They'd know.
User avatar #23 - mastersaturday (06/13/2014) [-]
Trust me, yes they did.
#4 - xfrankie (06/12/2014) [-]
>People inside probably didn't even know they were struck by lightning

Do you remember any thunderstorm? I'm sure you do... Forked lightning bolts striking miles away and you could still hear them.
Now imagine a motherfucking loud-as-fuck roll of thunder right above your head. Not to mention that the lightining itself shines somewhat brightly...
I'm pretty sure they noticed.
Porps to the driver they didn't panic.
#5 - therebemoose (06/12/2014) [-]
This nearly happened to my dad and I on the way home from my grandma's. It struck about 50-100 feet away from as we ere driving. Loudest and brightest experience of my life. Pic is what I saw when it happened.
User avatar #40 - combination (06/13/2014) [-]
I had lightning strike really close to my house while I was sitting on the porch and I saw basically the same thing but for some reason I saw a red stripe down the middle of my vision along with all the white.
#21 - suchusername (06/13/2014) [-]
But how did you take the photo?
User avatar #19 - hiukuss (06/12/2014) [-]
That's strange, when my dad almost got struck by lightning, he said everything was pink.
User avatar #39 - fuperbooper (06/13/2014) [-]
He probably had his eyes closed.
#43 - therebemoose (06/13/2014) [-]
No, but I have a pic of that too.
#17 - I don't know the technical context of how it works, but I imag…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Sperm 0
User avatar #30 - toosexyforyou (06/11/2014) [-]
Well he agreed to freeze his sperm so it must mean he might want kids some time in the future.
#9 - Looking at the trees maybe it's spring and the river isn't so … 06/11/2014 on I think this sign is... +1
#6 - don't 06/10/2014 on don't fuck with a giant... +2
#8 - It's one of the most rewarding games I've ever played. Not onl…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on A Moon on the Moon ... +4
User avatar #9 - zourch (06/10/2014) [-]
even if it doesn't work its still pretty badass anyway.
I want this game so bad
#238 - As a man from eastern europe, I can honestly confess they do g… 06/10/2014 on Avocados are so hard to eat... 0
#5 - a good boy always sleeps with his hands above the covers. jpg 06/02/2014 on Just a regular speech...... 0
#35 - as opposed to when americans always come with original jokes w…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on Just in case... 0
User avatar #36 - katothepotato (06/01/2014) [-]
Hey don't look at me, I don't try to make any.
#22 - it's incredible how defensive americans are when other people …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Just in case... +4
User avatar #34 - katothepotato (06/01/2014) [-]
I'm not defensive, I don't really care if people make fun of my country. I just wish they could come up with some more original jokes.
#35 - beerholder (06/01/2014) [-]
as opposed to when americans always come with original jokes when it comes to other countries?
User avatar #36 - katothepotato (06/01/2014) [-]
Hey don't look at me, I don't try to make any.
#5 - launched KSP after seeing this and then watched it again and s… 05/28/2014 on Acceleron V: Two Stage... +1
#4 - >I did something like this at a fair in a village. >…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2014 on MFW +59
#40 - hairibar (05/23/2014) [-]
-DU. DU HAST. DU HAST MISCH.
+You've said that like 5 times
-I said DU. DU HAST. DU HAST MISCH., bitch

User avatar #8 - bjornkrage (05/23/2014) [-]
i think i'll try this one day, but instead of rammstein lyrics, i'll use high school german. granted, it's pretty much the same thing
#6 - They may look silly, but these things can prove really handy f… 05/23/2014 on magneto boots 0
#13 - Is there something happening in the new world that I see all t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on Adding fuel to the fire 0
#58 - facepalmftw (05/23/2014) [-]
The Federal Government of the United States is making a lot of bold moves to try and control its population. Many of these actions are being poorly executed, and are ending up in the mainstream media. Gun control is one of the more visual, and controversial, examples.
#7 - You can hear the middle pitched round awww of those 2 gay dud… 05/23/2014 on Smooth Motherfucker 0
#52 - how is playing videogames a subculture, and by any means, how … 05/22/2014 on (untitled) 0
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User avatar #6 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
fuck you
#7 to #6 - beerholder (06/20/2014) [-]
a man of his word...
User avatar #8 to #7 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
soundofwinter is a man you can trust
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