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Age: 19
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Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:11/27/2014
Location:Netherlands
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#3625864 - you rascal 03/19/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#33 - Not in the third movie. 03/19/2013 on pocket change +1
#26 - Must feel like **** when you're throwing 1,000 bu…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2013 on pocket change +1
#29 - rprol (03/19/2013) [-]
unless of course you're bruce wayne and then you really don't care about that sort of money because you're filthy rich.
User avatar #33 - beatmasterz (03/19/2013) [-]
Not in the third movie.
#226 - Yes.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on The Question That Drove Her... 0
User avatar #227 - jordoguy (03/19/2013) [-]
Well I guess we do know.
#164 - Yes.. 03/19/2013 on Battle of Addictions 0
#60366 - This sounds like a really stupid question. But how do I move … 03/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#218 - Do you guys realise how old that headline is?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2013 on The Question That Drove Her... 0
User avatar #225 - jordoguy (03/19/2013) [-]
About 2 years ?
User avatar #226 - beatmasterz (03/19/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #227 - jordoguy (03/19/2013) [-]
Well I guess we do know.
#25622 - ah 03/19/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#25619 - You know that's not the original picture, right?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#25625 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
#25617 - Dumb question, but why the **** is the narrator s…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #25620 - pebar (03/19/2013) [-]
it's a voice-over; you can hear the Korean in the background
User avatar #25622 - beatmasterz (03/19/2013) [-]
ah
#16427 - I know it was a joke, it was just poorly articulated. 03/18/2013 on Religion Board 0
#16423 - How can something be a monopoly?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #16426 - ragnarfag (03/18/2013) [-]
Do we have the "I don't know what a joke is and I take everything ever said serious" guy?
4chan is known for having the most discussion boards since every board of it is a discussion board ( you could now say that this also applys to funnyjunk but remember that 4chan has the most)
User avatar #16427 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I know it was a joke, it was just poorly articulated.
#60 - If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2013 on beatmasterz's profile 0
User avatar #61 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
#60179 - 4.22675 pints.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#60180 - Womens Study Major (03/18/2013) [-]
well fuck... I've been drinking way too much D:
User avatar #60194 - Timmietim (03/18/2013) [-]
just piss a lot
#60232 - Womens Study Major (03/18/2013) [-]

thats whats supposed to cause the problem though.
pissing too much and drinking too much water rids a load of important salts or something in your body which can fuck you up...
#58 - I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2013 on beatmasterz's profile 0
User avatar #59 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
#56 - Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2013 on beatmasterz's profile 0
User avatar #57 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
#54 - what are you talking about?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/18/2013 on beatmasterz's profile 0
User avatar #55 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
#60176 - that was me 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#25574 - I don't really know what to discuss..... I guess it was unfair… 03/18/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#60173 - Right, but if I had to choose for either being a conformist wi…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #60174 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
You're pairing pairs that aren't mutually exclusive and proposing them as if they are. That's a contrived situation at best.
#60175 - Womens Study Major (03/18/2013) [-]
Well, we were discussing that being yourself was bad advice so I guess it makes sense that I make this kind of comparison.
User avatar #60177 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're discussing a philosophical viewpoint without considering the other (this need not apply with all discussions, but in this one it does), that's not a discussion. It's a circlejerk.
User avatar #60176 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
that was me
#60171 - And how much experience do you have then?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #60172 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
Enough.
User avatar #60173 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Right, but if I had to choose for either being a conformist with wealth, a reasonable life and satisfaction or being an outcast who doesn't get anything because he doesn't fit in, then the choice would be easy.
User avatar #60174 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
You're pairing pairs that aren't mutually exclusive and proposing them as if they are. That's a contrived situation at best.
#60175 - Womens Study Major (03/18/2013) [-]
Well, we were discussing that being yourself was bad advice so I guess it makes sense that I make this kind of comparison.
User avatar #60177 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're discussing a philosophical viewpoint without considering the other (this need not apply with all discussions, but in this one it does), that's not a discussion. It's a circlejerk.
User avatar #60176 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
that was me
#60166 - Depends on what you receive in exchange for that conformity.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #60169 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
In my experience... Further demands to conform.
User avatar #60171 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
And how much experience do you have then?
User avatar #60172 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
Enough.
User avatar #60173 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Right, but if I had to choose for either being a conformist with wealth, a reasonable life and satisfaction or being an outcast who doesn't get anything because he doesn't fit in, then the choice would be easy.
User avatar #60174 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
You're pairing pairs that aren't mutually exclusive and proposing them as if they are. That's a contrived situation at best.
#60175 - Womens Study Major (03/18/2013) [-]
Well, we were discussing that being yourself was bad advice so I guess it makes sense that I make this kind of comparison.
User avatar #60177 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're discussing a philosophical viewpoint without considering the other (this need not apply with all discussions, but in this one it does), that's not a discussion. It's a circlejerk.
User avatar #60176 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
that was me
#60161 - I'm sorry for the name calling, that was immature of me. I gue…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #60165 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
Hey, nothing wrong with improving yourself, but you yourself have to "want" to, or else it's not really an improvement, is it? It's just a mask.

It's fulfillment versus conformity. Which one's more satisfying?
User avatar #60166 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Depends on what you receive in exchange for that conformity.
User avatar #60169 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
In my experience... Further demands to conform.
User avatar #60171 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
And how much experience do you have then?
User avatar #60172 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
Enough.
User avatar #60173 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Right, but if I had to choose for either being a conformist with wealth, a reasonable life and satisfaction or being an outcast who doesn't get anything because he doesn't fit in, then the choice would be easy.
User avatar #60174 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
You're pairing pairs that aren't mutually exclusive and proposing them as if they are. That's a contrived situation at best.
#60175 - Womens Study Major (03/18/2013) [-]
Well, we were discussing that being yourself was bad advice so I guess it makes sense that I make this kind of comparison.
User avatar #60177 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're discussing a philosophical viewpoint without considering the other (this need not apply with all discussions, but in this one it does), that's not a discussion. It's a circlejerk.
User avatar #60176 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
that was me
#60157 - Hippy detected, I'm talking about the first one.  [+] (12 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #60159 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
Haha, I like to avoid being classified. I merely associate partially with some "Hippy" ideals.

I've been on both sides. I'm happier being at peace with myself.
Just because you're being "yourself" doesn't mean you can't strive to be what you want to be. You wants, goals, and desires shape you just as your current form, beliefs, and actions.
User avatar #60161 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for the name calling, that was immature of me. I guess that's where you and I differ. I believe something can always be improved about yourself, whether it's minor or major. And if you want you can settle down and be at peace with yourself, but if you want to climb the ladder in life you have to keep improving yourself. And sometimes that means adapting to society.
User avatar #60165 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
Hey, nothing wrong with improving yourself, but you yourself have to "want" to, or else it's not really an improvement, is it? It's just a mask.

It's fulfillment versus conformity. Which one's more satisfying?
User avatar #60166 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Depends on what you receive in exchange for that conformity.
User avatar #60169 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
In my experience... Further demands to conform.
User avatar #60171 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
And how much experience do you have then?
User avatar #60172 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
Enough.
User avatar #60173 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Right, but if I had to choose for either being a conformist with wealth, a reasonable life and satisfaction or being an outcast who doesn't get anything because he doesn't fit in, then the choice would be easy.
User avatar #60174 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
You're pairing pairs that aren't mutually exclusive and proposing them as if they are. That's a contrived situation at best.
#60175 - Womens Study Major (03/18/2013) [-]
Well, we were discussing that being yourself was bad advice so I guess it makes sense that I make this kind of comparison.
User avatar #60177 - Zarke (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're discussing a philosophical viewpoint without considering the other (this need not apply with all discussions, but in this one it does), that's not a discussion. It's a circlejerk.
User avatar #60176 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
that was me
#25565 - You visited my thread, I'm so happy.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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