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Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
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#77 - That's ******* clever. 05/12/2013 on Good Guy Stranger. 0
#59 - Excellent observational skills, sir. 05/12/2013 on Number 7 0
#537 - Yes, because it's not honorable to kill a man, but it is if yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Batman v Superman 0
#550 - regdestroy (05/12/2013) [-]
Omg guys! Green lantern will kick your heroes asses.
#535 - Then Batman just blasts his arc reactor, his magnet fails and he dies.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Batman v Superman 0
User avatar #536 - Apex (05/12/2013) [-]
And you're an idiot for thinking that. Batman's weapons are non-lethal, and he vowed to bring justice to the "evil-doers" not to kill them.

If anything, Bruce would use a fake/ploy to capture Stark by using his (according to the movies) Girlfriend/Fiance/Wife as bait.
User avatar #537 - beatmasterz (05/12/2013) [-]
Yes, because it's not honorable to kill a man, but it is if you capture his girlfriend. Like he would sink that low.
#550 - regdestroy (05/12/2013) [-]
Omg guys! Green lantern will kick your heroes asses.
#506 - *cough* emp *cough*  [+] (5 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Batman v Superman 0
#534 - anonymous (05/12/2013) [-]
iron man's armor was made immune to EMP. do you really think Tony wouldnt think about that
User avatar #535 - beatmasterz (05/12/2013) [-]
Then Batman just blasts his arc reactor, his magnet fails and he dies.
User avatar #536 - Apex (05/12/2013) [-]
And you're an idiot for thinking that. Batman's weapons are non-lethal, and he vowed to bring justice to the "evil-doers" not to kill them.

If anything, Bruce would use a fake/ploy to capture Stark by using his (according to the movies) Girlfriend/Fiance/Wife as bait.
User avatar #537 - beatmasterz (05/12/2013) [-]
Yes, because it's not honorable to kill a man, but it is if you capture his girlfriend. Like he would sink that low.
#550 - regdestroy (05/12/2013) [-]
Omg guys! Green lantern will kick your heroes asses.
#10 - heh 05/12/2013 on Number 7 +1
#25 - The great thing about portal is that you have no single reason… 05/12/2013 on She Saw a Deer +4
#9 - What if they're wrong? 05/12/2013 on Proud father +5
#21 - I guess the audience at the left side of the stage are having a blast. 05/11/2013 on Chun Li Cosplay 0
#10587 - I watch misfits too. Do you by chance follow the sopranos or the wire?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #10589 - kyrozor (05/11/2013) [-]
My dad keeps telling me to watch The Sopranos, but I've not got round to it as I'm just closing the gap on Supernatural.

OH House, M.D is a good one too.
#10560 - So do you guys watch any more shows than TWD, Doctor Who and anime?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #10565 - kyrozor (05/10/2013) [-]
Ooooooh and Misfits!
User avatar #10574 - awesomerninjathing (05/11/2013) [-]
and Breaking Bad
User avatar #10564 - kyrozor (05/10/2013) [-]
Spartacus, Strike Back, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Scrubs, Futurama, Ultimate Force, 24, Prison Break, Sons of Anarchy, Lost.

Take your pick. Highlighted ones are my favourites.__
User avatar #10590 - maddboiy (05/11/2013) [-]
I felt that Strike Back got worse after series 1 as it strayed too far from the book and got rid of all of the main characters
User avatar #10587 - beatmasterz (05/11/2013) [-]
I watch misfits too. Do you by chance follow the sopranos or the wire?
User avatar #10589 - kyrozor (05/11/2013) [-]
My dad keeps telling me to watch The Sopranos, but I've not got round to it as I'm just closing the gap on Supernatural.

OH House, M.D is a good one too.
#121 - say what 05/10/2013 on best hiding place 0
#98 - Can someone explain what the **** is up with the …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2013 on best hiding place 0
User avatar #106 - poelske (05/10/2013) [-]
it isnt a description, it's FJ trying to tell you again what it says in the content, but failing most of the time
User avatar #142 - chuca (05/10/2013) [-]
"most of the time"

i'm srry but i have yet to see it come close to anything legible, nevermind right
User avatar #121 - beatmasterz (05/10/2013) [-]
say what
#28942 - Why are Bilderberg meetings still okay? Why aren't there count…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #28950 - Shiny (05/09/2013) [-]
It's just a rich people circlejerk. Who cares.
#167 - oh 05/09/2013 on Game of Thrones 0
#10533 - How does charisma have anything to do with it?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #10536 - ferrettamer (05/09/2013) [-]
It doesn't, I just don't like Joffrey, where as I like Littlefinger cause he is charismatic
#165 - I never said that. What does it even matter?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Game of Thrones 0
User avatar #166 - schneidend (05/09/2013) [-]
It matters because that was my original point, that this season was making some characters seem less monstrous, but that Petyr isn't one of them.
User avatar #167 - beatmasterz (05/09/2013) [-]
oh
#10520 - "Hey Joffrey, I have a whore for you whom you can harass.…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Television - cartoon... +1
User avatar #10521 - ferrettamer (05/08/2013) [-]
Well yeah, Joffrey didn't just kidnap her lol. Littlefinger probably asked him if he wanted to do it. Though you are right, Littefinger is more to blame then Joffrey, but Littefinger is charismatic and Joffrey isn't. Littlefinger also had motive to kill her, Joffrey just did it for fun
User avatar #10533 - beatmasterz (05/09/2013) [-]
How does charisma have anything to do with it?
User avatar #10536 - ferrettamer (05/09/2013) [-]
It doesn't, I just don't like Joffrey, where as I like Littlefinger cause he is charismatic
#163 - The targaryens were all bad guys and they were kings. You don'…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Game of Thrones 0
User avatar #164 - schneidend (05/08/2013) [-]
Again, success doesn't make you not a villainous asshole. Often, the opposite is true.
User avatar #165 - beatmasterz (05/09/2013) [-]
I never said that. What does it even matter?
User avatar #166 - schneidend (05/09/2013) [-]
It matters because that was my original point, that this season was making some characters seem less monstrous, but that Petyr isn't one of them.
User avatar #167 - beatmasterz (05/09/2013) [-]
oh
#70705 - http://creepypasta . wikia . com/wiki/Creepypasta_Wiki 05/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#10516 - She didn't relearn how to shoot a bow. Also LF probably made J…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Television - cartoon... +1
User avatar #10519 - ferrettamer (05/08/2013) [-]
I highly doubt anybody can make Joffrey do anything. His mother can't control him, I doubt Littlefinger could.
I thought Arya did learn it with Anguy? The episode before this one she said something about wanting to learn how to. Or did I just not listen right?
User avatar #10520 - beatmasterz (05/08/2013) [-]
"Hey Joffrey, I have a whore for you whom you can harass." I doubt he'd say no to that.
About Arya, I do remember her in the books wanting to learn archery, so I'm not sure anymore.
User avatar #10521 - ferrettamer (05/08/2013) [-]
Well yeah, Joffrey didn't just kidnap her lol. Littlefinger probably asked him if he wanted to do it. Though you are right, Littefinger is more to blame then Joffrey, but Littefinger is charismatic and Joffrey isn't. Littlefinger also had motive to kill her, Joffrey just did it for fun
User avatar #10533 - beatmasterz (05/09/2013) [-]
How does charisma have anything to do with it?
User avatar #10536 - ferrettamer (05/09/2013) [-]
It doesn't, I just don't like Joffrey, where as I like Littlefinger cause he is charismatic
#10515 - **** you're right. but you can't blame me for thi… 05/08/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
#161 - Call him scum all you want but he's the only one who hasn't ha…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Game of Thrones 0
User avatar #162 - schneidend (05/08/2013) [-]
It's impressive that he's a self-made man and everything, but being successful doesn't make you the good guy of the story. In his lack of setbacks, he's also done a lot of horrible things. And he's not really all that close to succeeding the throne. He has a minor fief and just recently got a proper sigil and house. The only way he could ever be king is if just about every other male noble was dead.
User avatar #163 - beatmasterz (05/08/2013) [-]
The targaryens were all bad guys and they were kings. You don't have to be virtuous to claim the throne. He has the Vale and potentially the north (sansa). That's half the kingdom. If he weds sansa or robert to the lannisters or the tyrells, he's almost won.
User avatar #164 - schneidend (05/08/2013) [-]
Again, success doesn't make you not a villainous asshole. Often, the opposite is true.
User avatar #165 - beatmasterz (05/09/2013) [-]
I never said that. What does it even matter?
User avatar #166 - schneidend (05/09/2013) [-]
It matters because that was my original point, that this season was making some characters seem less monstrous, but that Petyr isn't one of them.
User avatar #167 - beatmasterz (05/09/2013) [-]
oh
#206 - I see what you did there. 05/08/2013 on The Endeavours of Max 0
#71 - He didn't really have tourettes right? He was just a dick.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2013 on The Endeavours of Max 0
User avatar #192 - nyawgga (05/07/2013) [-]
Or a cock
User avatar #206 - beatmasterz (05/08/2013) [-]
I see what you did there.

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User avatar #65 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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