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beatmasterz

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:2/27/2015
Location:Netherlands
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Content Ranking:#7726
Comment Ranking:#10736
Highest Content Rank:#6889
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#171562 - I get the feeling you're just pissed or maybe jealous because …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #171634 - sugoi (01/20/2015) [-]
My basis for me being a dick is you asking retarded questions.
#76108 - It's stupid to diagnose someone a psychopath like that. You ha…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #76109 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
You're right. All the history gathered on him, all the people he knew, his childhood and all the actions he has done leads us to believe in nothing at all.
User avatar #76110 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Alright smartass, give me evidence he was a diagnosed sociopath then.
User avatar #76115 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
Go watch a documentary on youtube. I'm not gonna go dig through this shit for you. Hint, try typing in 'stalin documentary"
User avatar #76119 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah youtube is renown for its trustworthy evidence.
User avatar #76122 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
Curious, are you a fan of Stalin?
User avatar #76126 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
No
#171500 - Being smart doesn't mean you know everything. I was wondering …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #171501 - sugoi (01/19/2015) [-]
I never said you knew everything I said you would know what being in Mensa is like considering you took their online test and passed.

It's like baking a cake then asking what it's like baking a cake.
User avatar #171522 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
Wut ? No it's not. It's like taking an entrance exam then asking what the school is like.

Dumbass
User avatar #171524 - sugoi (01/19/2015) [-]
At that point it's already too late to ask "what is school like" jesus christ that's the kind of question I expect a 4 year old to ask.

User avatar #171562 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
I get the feeling you're just pissed or maybe jealous because you have absolutely no basis for being a dick. "What is this school like?" "hurr durr you can't ask that question"

I'm glad to know I won't be seeing you there if I decide to join.
User avatar #171634 - sugoi (01/20/2015) [-]
My basis for me being a dick is you asking retarded questions.
User avatar #171525 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
No it's not, because most people who are in that situation don't speak or interact with people with experience of the place until after they know they're going.
User avatar #171636 - sugoi (01/20/2015) [-]
You're talking about the school metaphor or the Mensa thing?
Cause apparently he's already "passed" and in the group already.

It's like walking into school then asking what school is like.
User avatar #171667 - beatmasterz (01/20/2015) [-]
passing the test =/= joining the school. Also I'm not asking retarded questions at all.
#171497 - I took their online test and I passed.  [+] (10 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #171498 - sugoi (01/19/2015) [-]
You passed and you ask what it's like.
You sure are the top 98th percentile of the world.
User avatar #171500 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Being smart doesn't mean you know everything. I was wondering if someone here had personal experience, but what was I thinking there would be smart people here.
User avatar #171501 - sugoi (01/19/2015) [-]
I never said you knew everything I said you would know what being in Mensa is like considering you took their online test and passed.

It's like baking a cake then asking what it's like baking a cake.
User avatar #171522 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
Wut ? No it's not. It's like taking an entrance exam then asking what the school is like.

Dumbass
User avatar #171524 - sugoi (01/19/2015) [-]
At that point it's already too late to ask "what is school like" jesus christ that's the kind of question I expect a 4 year old to ask.

User avatar #171562 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
I get the feeling you're just pissed or maybe jealous because you have absolutely no basis for being a dick. "What is this school like?" "hurr durr you can't ask that question"

I'm glad to know I won't be seeing you there if I decide to join.
User avatar #171634 - sugoi (01/20/2015) [-]
My basis for me being a dick is you asking retarded questions.
User avatar #171525 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
No it's not, because most people who are in that situation don't speak or interact with people with experience of the place until after they know they're going.
User avatar #171636 - sugoi (01/20/2015) [-]
You're talking about the school metaphor or the Mensa thing?
Cause apparently he's already "passed" and in the group already.

It's like walking into school then asking what school is like.
User avatar #171667 - beatmasterz (01/20/2015) [-]
passing the test =/= joining the school. Also I'm not asking retarded questions at all.
#171495 - Has anyone here joined Mensa? What's it like?  [+] (12 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #171496 - sugoi (01/19/2015) [-]
You're being a little optimistic aren't you?
User avatar #171497 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
I took their online test and I passed.
User avatar #171498 - sugoi (01/19/2015) [-]
You passed and you ask what it's like.
You sure are the top 98th percentile of the world.
User avatar #171500 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Being smart doesn't mean you know everything. I was wondering if someone here had personal experience, but what was I thinking there would be smart people here.
User avatar #171501 - sugoi (01/19/2015) [-]
I never said you knew everything I said you would know what being in Mensa is like considering you took their online test and passed.

It's like baking a cake then asking what it's like baking a cake.
User avatar #171522 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
Wut ? No it's not. It's like taking an entrance exam then asking what the school is like.

Dumbass
User avatar #171524 - sugoi (01/19/2015) [-]
At that point it's already too late to ask "what is school like" jesus christ that's the kind of question I expect a 4 year old to ask.

User avatar #171562 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
I get the feeling you're just pissed or maybe jealous because you have absolutely no basis for being a dick. "What is this school like?" "hurr durr you can't ask that question"

I'm glad to know I won't be seeing you there if I decide to join.
User avatar #171634 - sugoi (01/20/2015) [-]
My basis for me being a dick is you asking retarded questions.
User avatar #171525 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
No it's not, because most people who are in that situation don't speak or interact with people with experience of the place until after they know they're going.
User avatar #171636 - sugoi (01/20/2015) [-]
You're talking about the school metaphor or the Mensa thing?
Cause apparently he's already "passed" and in the group already.

It's like walking into school then asking what school is like.
User avatar #171667 - beatmasterz (01/20/2015) [-]
passing the test =/= joining the school. Also I'm not asking retarded questions at all.
#76102 - 1984 made it seem like they don't care about the greater good … 01/19/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#76101 - >Implying he was a psychopath  [+] (8 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #76105 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
You're right. He was perfectly sane.
User avatar #76108 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
It's stupid to diagnose someone a psychopath like that. You have no idea what was going on in his mind.
User avatar #76109 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
You're right. All the history gathered on him, all the people he knew, his childhood and all the actions he has done leads us to believe in nothing at all.
User avatar #76110 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Alright smartass, give me evidence he was a diagnosed sociopath then.
User avatar #76115 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
Go watch a documentary on youtube. I'm not gonna go dig through this shit for you. Hint, try typing in 'stalin documentary"
User avatar #76119 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah youtube is renown for its trustworthy evidence.
User avatar #76122 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
Curious, are you a fan of Stalin?
User avatar #76126 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
No
#171478 - Yeah when it sounds too good to be true it usually isn't. Try … 01/19/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#76061 - Do you think Stalin was aware of evil he was?  [+] (16 new replies) 01/18/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#76098 - dehumanizer (01/19/2015) [-]
Ofcousre he did, just didnt give a fuck. NOBODY stoped him.
User avatar #76077 - byposted (01/19/2015) [-]
He recognized that his methods were harsh, but did not consider them malevolent.
User avatar #76073 - alimais (01/18/2015) [-]
He was aware
User avatar #76070 - kanadetenshi (01/18/2015) [-]
People who gain authority are generally not aware, they tend to believe that what they do is a just thing.
User avatar #76102 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
1984 made it seem like they don't care about the greater good and just want self gain.
User avatar #76067 - jewishcommunazi (01/18/2015) [-]
Maybe after WW2. He got rid of most of the political persecution and Gulag'd those he thought went too far.
User avatar #76065 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/18/2015) [-]
He didn't care, psychopaths justify massive deaths with self gain.
User avatar #76101 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
>Implying he was a psychopath
User avatar #76105 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
You're right. He was perfectly sane.
User avatar #76108 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
It's stupid to diagnose someone a psychopath like that. You have no idea what was going on in his mind.
User avatar #76109 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
You're right. All the history gathered on him, all the people he knew, his childhood and all the actions he has done leads us to believe in nothing at all.
User avatar #76110 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Alright smartass, give me evidence he was a diagnosed sociopath then.
User avatar #76115 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
Go watch a documentary on youtube. I'm not gonna go dig through this shit for you. Hint, try typing in 'stalin documentary"
User avatar #76119 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah youtube is renown for its trustworthy evidence.
User avatar #76122 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
Curious, are you a fan of Stalin?
User avatar #76126 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
No
#171407 - Tell me the situation. I have some experience.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/18/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #171408 - niimajneb (01/18/2015) [-]
Right. Met this girl on the r4r subreddit. We talked through reddit messages for a while, she showed me 4 pictures of her, none of which could be find through reverse image search in google, then I ask for her skype, she obliges, but she only has 1 contact which is a little suspicious. We're getting along great, she seems funny and a little naughty. She said she was going out ~5 hours ago and I haven't spoken to her since. She just seems too good to be true.
User avatar #171478 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah when it sounds too good to be true it usually isn't. Try to videoskype with her asap.
User avatar #171430 - tikitaco (01/18/2015) [-]
Hey man, just some advice.

Here's how you know it could be a catfish:

-If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
-If it's getting serious after a short amount of time
-If they have broad interests that could relate to almost everyone
-Having problems with skype or not sure what skype is and can only chat online
-Job that makes them travel alot, (like middle east or africa) and if they have the job title of engineer or contractor they could be one.
-If they contact you out of no where and start romancing you
-Ask for money
-English isn't their first language
-look like a model or ridiculously famous
-crazy stories
-If you seem a bit suspicious, they are probably a catfish

Good luck dude!

(Obtained from: socialcatfish.com/12-signs-might-getting-catfished-online/ )
User avatar #171423 - erikus (01/18/2015) [-]
Just yesterday a "friend" of mine made a false account in a meeting website.

He used pics of her friends so it was difficult to trace them back.

He just received 3 keys of payday 2 from some guy dumb enough to think he was a hot gamer girl.

Be careful dude.
User avatar #171424 - erikus (01/18/2015) [-]
his* female friends.

I got confused.
#13 - I'd feel that way too if I had to kiss an indian. 01/18/2015 on JB 0
#6 - f-f-first  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2015 on Ain't no one afraid to... -2
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#24 - Bruce Willis' career is really taking a turn for the worse.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2015 on Just the tip +30
User avatar #26 - kikx (01/18/2015) [-]
If he gets a heart attack during the filming, then he would really die hard.
User avatar #25 - arthurdetoo (01/18/2015) [-]
cum hard
#53 - >Letting 4chan teach you anything 01/18/2015 on /fit/ 0
#52 - As someone who's been browsing /fit/ for about 5 months I can … 01/18/2015 on /fit/ 0
#78 - I saw my air tribe get wiped away by firebenders. Since then, …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on Read the description before... 0
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#37 - jeff pls go 01/16/2015 on Soon 0
#12 - "y u do dis" 01/15/2015 on Always bothered me. +2
#62 - Picture 01/15/2015 on Me too. -2
#158 - OMG I CANT XDDDDDD 01/15/2015 on Actor boners 0
#190 - Inb4 french jokes 01/15/2015 on Good advice. 0
#1151034 - Are there any good nintendo DS emulators? I want to replay a b…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1151035 - adzoh (01/14/2015) [-]
Desmume is one of the best
#80 - that wasn't a fart  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2015 on The good kind of Muslim 0
User avatar #137 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (01/14/2015) [-]
No that's a man.
#23835 - Not at first but once you're past your noob gains, yes it will… 01/13/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#35 - I'm glad I never make oc so I never have to think for myself. 01/13/2015 on Hoppin' on the Bandwagon 0
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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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