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#24897 - See that's where you're wrong. GAINING WEIGHT is done by diet …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #24908 - studbeefpile (01/26/2015) [-]
"Add workout volume. Add food."

That was my original comment. "Add food" means add food, in case you weren't aware.

Stop trying to be smart with me.
User avatar #24909 - beatmasterz (01/26/2015) [-]
misread that.
User avatar #24910 - studbeefpile (01/26/2015) [-]
Just check yourself before you fucking shrek yourself next time.
User avatar #24918 - beatmasterz (01/26/2015) [-]
I will try to.
#24863 - Explain how more volume is going to make you gain weight?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #24868 - studbeefpile (01/26/2015) [-]
Goodness gracious. Really? You must be new to this, and that's fine.

Okay, so gaining size is based of the process of Hypertrophy: Tearing down a muscle in a manner that will cause it to rebuild itself larger than it was before (with proper diet of course). So, someone doing 3 sets of 10, isn't going to stimulate as much tear down (and with it, rebuilding) of the muscle, as someone doing 5 sets of 10.

It's simple stuff.
User avatar #24897 - beatmasterz (01/26/2015) [-]
See that's where you're wrong. GAINING WEIGHT is done by diet and the DISTRIBUTION OF THAT WEIGHT is done by training. If you do a shitload of volume and your diet is shit you won't gain any weight. If you eat a lot and don't train, you get fat.
User avatar #24908 - studbeefpile (01/26/2015) [-]
"Add workout volume. Add food."

That was my original comment. "Add food" means add food, in case you weren't aware.

Stop trying to be smart with me.
User avatar #24909 - beatmasterz (01/26/2015) [-]
misread that.
User avatar #24910 - studbeefpile (01/26/2015) [-]
Just check yourself before you fucking shrek yourself next time.
User avatar #24918 - beatmasterz (01/26/2015) [-]
I will try to.
#24803 - How tall are you? 01/25/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#24802 - Wrong  [+] (8 new replies) 01/25/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #24828 - studbeefpile (01/25/2015) [-]
Sorry buddy, you're wrong.
User avatar #24863 - beatmasterz (01/26/2015) [-]
Explain how more volume is going to make you gain weight?
User avatar #24868 - studbeefpile (01/26/2015) [-]
Goodness gracious. Really? You must be new to this, and that's fine.

Okay, so gaining size is based of the process of Hypertrophy: Tearing down a muscle in a manner that will cause it to rebuild itself larger than it was before (with proper diet of course). So, someone doing 3 sets of 10, isn't going to stimulate as much tear down (and with it, rebuilding) of the muscle, as someone doing 5 sets of 10.

It's simple stuff.
User avatar #24897 - beatmasterz (01/26/2015) [-]
See that's where you're wrong. GAINING WEIGHT is done by diet and the DISTRIBUTION OF THAT WEIGHT is done by training. If you do a shitload of volume and your diet is shit you won't gain any weight. If you eat a lot and don't train, you get fat.
User avatar #24908 - studbeefpile (01/26/2015) [-]
"Add workout volume. Add food."

That was my original comment. "Add food" means add food, in case you weren't aware.

Stop trying to be smart with me.
User avatar #24909 - beatmasterz (01/26/2015) [-]
misread that.
User avatar #24910 - studbeefpile (01/26/2015) [-]
Just check yourself before you fucking shrek yourself next time.
User avatar #24918 - beatmasterz (01/26/2015) [-]
I will try to.
#24680 - I converted it rougly into imperials. My OHP has currently fai… 01/23/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#24662 - thanks  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #24673 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
I'm a little curious, how exactly do you have 88lb OHP, usually it goes by 5 pounds?
User avatar #24680 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
I converted it rougly into imperials. My OHP has currently failed at 39.5 which is 87 lbs.
#24653 - I've been doing it a few months on and off. I increased all my…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #24656 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
Consistency is key. DO NOT do it "on and off". Keep at it consistent, for lifts and eating.
#24651 - Probably a combination of **** genetics, subpar e…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #24652 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
There are very few people who have genetics that inhibit them from attaining decent numbers when it comes to weightlifting. Judging by your weight and numbers you're still a beginner and should be in the newbie stage. Which means that regardless of your technique and form, you should be seeing consistent gains in size and strength if you are eating enough. Your genetics really only come into play when you are nearing your bodies genetic limit to building muscle, so when you start becoming an advanced lifter. Likely with some extra food, and maybe some new cues to better your form, you'll start right back up on the gains train.
User avatar #24653 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
I've been doing it a few months on and off. I increased all my lifts starting from just the bar and I've been gaining size but still not as much as I'd like. I'll keep at it though.
User avatar #24656 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
Consistency is key. DO NOT do it "on and off". Keep at it consistent, for lifts and eating.
#24647 - Good job. I'm 5'10 155 and currently stalling on 198 DL and 88…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #24657 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
90lb OHF is pretty good man. I don't have that.
User avatar #24662 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #24673 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
I'm a little curious, how exactly do you have 88lb OHP, usually it goes by 5 pounds?
User avatar #24680 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
I converted it rougly into imperials. My OHP has currently failed at 39.5 which is 87 lbs.
User avatar #24658 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
*OHP
User avatar #24650 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
You shouldn't be stalling at that low of weight. don't take offense to that

Your problem probably lies in you not eating enough, or having bad technique, or it could be a number of other things. It's hard to tell unless I saw you doing the lift.
User avatar #24651 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
Probably a combination of shit genetics, subpar eating and lack of sleep. I try though.
User avatar #24652 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
There are very few people who have genetics that inhibit them from attaining decent numbers when it comes to weightlifting. Judging by your weight and numbers you're still a beginner and should be in the newbie stage. Which means that regardless of your technique and form, you should be seeing consistent gains in size and strength if you are eating enough. Your genetics really only come into play when you are nearing your bodies genetic limit to building muscle, so when you start becoming an advanced lifter. Likely with some extra food, and maybe some new cues to better your form, you'll start right back up on the gains train.
User avatar #24653 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
I've been doing it a few months on and off. I increased all my lifts starting from just the bar and I've been gaining size but still not as much as I'd like. I'll keep at it though.
User avatar #24656 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
Consistency is key. DO NOT do it "on and off". Keep at it consistent, for lifts and eating.
#24636 - Be sure to hit everything at least twice a week. Also don't yo…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #24637 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
I do. Trust me, I understand the basic concepts.

I work triceps on chest day and on shoulder day. Biceps get worked on back day and sometime on leg day.

I go 4 days on, 1 day off. And I do squats on a different schedule, as I was following the 20 squat program.

I'm 6'3, 205 pounds, still lean, and I've gained 60 pounds over a year and a half. I'm still learning obviously, but I think I've got things down.
User avatar #24647 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
Good job. I'm 5'10 155 and currently stalling on 198 DL and 88 OHP. Fuck me.
User avatar #24657 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
90lb OHF is pretty good man. I don't have that.
User avatar #24662 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #24673 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
I'm a little curious, how exactly do you have 88lb OHP, usually it goes by 5 pounds?
User avatar #24680 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
I converted it rougly into imperials. My OHP has currently failed at 39.5 which is 87 lbs.
User avatar #24658 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
*OHP
User avatar #24650 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
You shouldn't be stalling at that low of weight. don't take offense to that

Your problem probably lies in you not eating enough, or having bad technique, or it could be a number of other things. It's hard to tell unless I saw you doing the lift.
User avatar #24651 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
Probably a combination of shit genetics, subpar eating and lack of sleep. I try though.
User avatar #24652 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
There are very few people who have genetics that inhibit them from attaining decent numbers when it comes to weightlifting. Judging by your weight and numbers you're still a beginner and should be in the newbie stage. Which means that regardless of your technique and form, you should be seeing consistent gains in size and strength if you are eating enough. Your genetics really only come into play when you are nearing your bodies genetic limit to building muscle, so when you start becoming an advanced lifter. Likely with some extra food, and maybe some new cues to better your form, you'll start right back up on the gains train.
User avatar #24653 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
I've been doing it a few months on and off. I increased all my lifts starting from just the bar and I've been gaining size but still not as much as I'd like. I'll keep at it though.
User avatar #24656 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
Consistency is key. DO NOT do it "on and off". Keep at it consistent, for lifts and eating.
#24631 - I mean in general. Because a brosplit sucks pretty hard if you…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #24633 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
Back, chest, legs, shoulders.

I was doing a push/pull/ legs, but I was doing too much on push day. So I split it up.
User avatar #24636 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
Be sure to hit everything at least twice a week. Also don't you have an arms day?
User avatar #24637 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
I do. Trust me, I understand the basic concepts.

I work triceps on chest day and on shoulder day. Biceps get worked on back day and sometime on leg day.

I go 4 days on, 1 day off. And I do squats on a different schedule, as I was following the 20 squat program.

I'm 6'3, 205 pounds, still lean, and I've gained 60 pounds over a year and a half. I'm still learning obviously, but I think I've got things down.
User avatar #24647 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
Good job. I'm 5'10 155 and currently stalling on 198 DL and 88 OHP. Fuck me.
User avatar #24657 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
90lb OHF is pretty good man. I don't have that.
User avatar #24662 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #24673 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
I'm a little curious, how exactly do you have 88lb OHP, usually it goes by 5 pounds?
User avatar #24680 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
I converted it rougly into imperials. My OHP has currently failed at 39.5 which is 87 lbs.
User avatar #24658 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
*OHP
User avatar #24650 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
You shouldn't be stalling at that low of weight. don't take offense to that

Your problem probably lies in you not eating enough, or having bad technique, or it could be a number of other things. It's hard to tell unless I saw you doing the lift.
User avatar #24651 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
Probably a combination of shit genetics, subpar eating and lack of sleep. I try though.
User avatar #24652 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
There are very few people who have genetics that inhibit them from attaining decent numbers when it comes to weightlifting. Judging by your weight and numbers you're still a beginner and should be in the newbie stage. Which means that regardless of your technique and form, you should be seeing consistent gains in size and strength if you are eating enough. Your genetics really only come into play when you are nearing your bodies genetic limit to building muscle, so when you start becoming an advanced lifter. Likely with some extra food, and maybe some new cues to better your form, you'll start right back up on the gains train.
User avatar #24653 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
I've been doing it a few months on and off. I increased all my lifts starting from just the bar and I've been gaining size but still not as much as I'd like. I'll keep at it though.
User avatar #24656 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
Consistency is key. DO NOT do it "on and off". Keep at it consistent, for lifts and eating.
#24626 - What's your routine for you to be having a back day?  [+] (16 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #24630 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
It's easily my day with most volume. I do high pulls, deadlifts, rows, pull ups, close grip rows, band pull aparts, dumbbell preacher curls, and hammer curls.
User avatar #24631 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
I mean in general. Because a brosplit sucks pretty hard if you're not roiding.
User avatar #24633 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
Back, chest, legs, shoulders.

I was doing a push/pull/ legs, but I was doing too much on push day. So I split it up.
User avatar #24636 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
Be sure to hit everything at least twice a week. Also don't you have an arms day?
User avatar #24637 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
I do. Trust me, I understand the basic concepts.

I work triceps on chest day and on shoulder day. Biceps get worked on back day and sometime on leg day.

I go 4 days on, 1 day off. And I do squats on a different schedule, as I was following the 20 squat program.

I'm 6'3, 205 pounds, still lean, and I've gained 60 pounds over a year and a half. I'm still learning obviously, but I think I've got things down.
User avatar #24647 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
Good job. I'm 5'10 155 and currently stalling on 198 DL and 88 OHP. Fuck me.
User avatar #24657 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
90lb OHF is pretty good man. I don't have that.
User avatar #24662 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #24673 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
I'm a little curious, how exactly do you have 88lb OHP, usually it goes by 5 pounds?
User avatar #24680 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
I converted it rougly into imperials. My OHP has currently failed at 39.5 which is 87 lbs.
User avatar #24658 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
*OHP
User avatar #24650 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
You shouldn't be stalling at that low of weight. don't take offense to that

Your problem probably lies in you not eating enough, or having bad technique, or it could be a number of other things. It's hard to tell unless I saw you doing the lift.
User avatar #24651 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
Probably a combination of shit genetics, subpar eating and lack of sleep. I try though.
User avatar #24652 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
There are very few people who have genetics that inhibit them from attaining decent numbers when it comes to weightlifting. Judging by your weight and numbers you're still a beginner and should be in the newbie stage. Which means that regardless of your technique and form, you should be seeing consistent gains in size and strength if you are eating enough. Your genetics really only come into play when you are nearing your bodies genetic limit to building muscle, so when you start becoming an advanced lifter. Likely with some extra food, and maybe some new cues to better your form, you'll start right back up on the gains train.
User avatar #24653 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
I've been doing it a few months on and off. I increased all my lifts starting from just the bar and I've been gaining size but still not as much as I'd like. I'll keep at it though.
User avatar #24656 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
Consistency is key. DO NOT do it "on and off". Keep at it consistent, for lifts and eating.
#24530 - I'm not a biologist or a woman but IIRC that's caused by the u…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #24533 - mariopimp (01/22/2015) [-]
Are you sure? Because it's literally just saggy skin because I was so big.
User avatar #24541 - teoberry (01/22/2015) [-]
Yeah it's mostly just stretched out skin and muscle from when your stomach was big. All I could really find to help was this www.parents.com/baby/health/lose-baby-weight/get-your-body-back-in-shape/ (go to #4). The skin you can't really take care of, but you can make it better with core exercise
#76412 - Nice argument  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #76439 - schnizel (01/23/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#24 - What's that word that's been scratched through? I can't read i… 01/22/2015 on Go fuck yourself 0
#65 - It's like ironically cringe... but it's still cringe.. 01/21/2015 on Fedoras +8
#24399 - Add weight until you can do 3x8-12. Nothing more nothing less. 01/21/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#171922 - Well to be honest I can't read.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#171923 - anonexplains (01/21/2015) [-]
lol
#24310 - http://liamrosen . com/fitness.html 01/20/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#24309 - I've done taekwondo for 10 years. Currently doing kickboxing f… 01/20/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#24308 - If you want to do isolations do them on lifting day and leave … 01/20/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#171667 - passing the test =/= joining the school. Also I'm not asking r… 01/20/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#76126 - No 01/19/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#76119 - Yeah youtube is renown for its trustworthy evidence.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Politics - politics news,... +1
User avatar #76122 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
Curious, are you a fan of Stalin?
User avatar #76126 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
No
#76110 - Alright smartass, give me evidence he was a diagnosed sociopath then.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #76115 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
Go watch a documentary on youtube. I'm not gonna go dig through this shit for you. Hint, try typing in 'stalin documentary"
User avatar #76119 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah youtube is renown for its trustworthy evidence.
User avatar #76122 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
Curious, are you a fan of Stalin?
User avatar #76126 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
No
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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