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Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:Netherlands
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#142 - This was so racist, wrong, bad and obscene I actually laughed.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2013 on Capn Swidn -2
#157 - entyrex (07/08/2013) [-]
its called reality
User avatar #163 - beatmasterz (07/08/2013) [-]
Says the politician.
#173 - I don't think gaming makes that much of a difference. I think … 07/07/2013 on Being A Gamer +2
#25 - Stop being so edgy, you're scaring the children.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2013 on South Park +12
#38 - scaring (07/07/2013) [-]
You called?
#72 - what the **** is wrong with these people? They do…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2013 on The Crime fightin' squad +8
#75 - naoto has deleted their comment.
User avatar #73 - delphine (07/06/2013) [-]
I'm guessing they are either part of a circus sideshow or a group home since these two places were usually where people with these disabilities often ended up back then.

I don't know about all of them but I that 4 has a macrocephalic disorder, and the 7 for sure has microcephaly. Microcephalics were often sold to freak shows in North America and Europe in the 19th and early 20th century, where they were known by the name "pinheads"
#50 - She didn't bump into him, she barely touched him 07/06/2013 on That awkward moment 0
#48 - why is that rude? the guy seemed fine.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2013 on That awkward moment 0
User avatar #49 - arziben (07/06/2013) [-]
it's rude to bump into people and not apologizing
User avatar #50 - beatmasterz (07/06/2013) [-]
She didn't bump into him, she barely touched him
#46 - She was walking passed him, she walked straight to her friend.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/06/2013 on That awkward moment 0
User avatar #47 - arziben (07/06/2013) [-]
well she bumped the guy on the shoulder while doing this
User avatar #48 - beatmasterz (07/06/2013) [-]
why is that rude? the guy seemed fine.
User avatar #49 - arziben (07/06/2013) [-]
it's rude to bump into people and not apologizing
User avatar #50 - beatmasterz (07/06/2013) [-]
She didn't bump into him, she barely touched him
#44 - she didn't  [+] (6 new replies) 07/06/2013 on That awkward moment 0
User avatar #45 - arziben (07/06/2013) [-]
not the one that waved, the other one, she literally bumped the shoulder of the guy like nothing
User avatar #46 - beatmasterz (07/06/2013) [-]
She was walking passed him, she walked straight to her friend.
User avatar #47 - arziben (07/06/2013) [-]
well she bumped the guy on the shoulder while doing this
User avatar #48 - beatmasterz (07/06/2013) [-]
why is that rude? the guy seemed fine.
User avatar #49 - arziben (07/06/2013) [-]
it's rude to bump into people and not apologizing
User avatar #50 - beatmasterz (07/06/2013) [-]
She didn't bump into him, she barely touched him
#31 - why  [+] (8 new replies) 07/05/2013 on That awkward moment 0
User avatar #34 - arziben (07/05/2013) [-]
because she bumped into the guy like nothing without even saying sorry
User avatar #44 - beatmasterz (07/06/2013) [-]
she didn't
User avatar #45 - arziben (07/06/2013) [-]
not the one that waved, the other one, she literally bumped the shoulder of the guy like nothing
User avatar #46 - beatmasterz (07/06/2013) [-]
She was walking passed him, she walked straight to her friend.
User avatar #47 - arziben (07/06/2013) [-]
well she bumped the guy on the shoulder while doing this
User avatar #48 - beatmasterz (07/06/2013) [-]
why is that rude? the guy seemed fine.
User avatar #49 - arziben (07/06/2013) [-]
it's rude to bump into people and not apologizing
User avatar #50 - beatmasterz (07/06/2013) [-]
She didn't bump into him, she barely touched him
#35 - In my country the joke is that Chinese people pronounce the R'… 07/05/2013 on I dont have time for this... -2
#216 - Nevermind, you don't get it.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on Irony 0
User avatar #222 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
Whatever man.
#214 - See now I can't debunk any example you may give. Thank you for…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Irony 0
User avatar #215 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
What? I didn't block shit. And you seem to be able to comment just fine.
User avatar #216 - beatmasterz (07/04/2013) [-]
Nevermind, you don't get it.
User avatar #222 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
Whatever man.
#58 - I do touch myself at night 07/04/2013 on A plan concerning Snowden +21
#212 - That's not even remotely what I was trying to say. My opinion …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Irony 0
User avatar #213 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
What you said was that anonymous is just out to screw people over for being more successful than them, and when I used the example of them ensuring a homeless man has money for food, you said, and I quote:

"Right, and that homeless person is very thankful for that extra drug money. Great job anonymous."

Point is they're not the lot of assholes you're trying to say they are. They do asshole things, but anyone can do asshole things. They're just organized to where they can do bigger asshole things. If you heard of even half of the stuff they've tried to do, or done...well you'd probably just find some way to play it off as a fluke, like you did with the homeless man bit, but most normal people wouldn't come to the conclusion that they're assholes.
User avatar #214 - beatmasterz (07/04/2013) [-]
See now I can't debunk any example you may give. Thank you for blocking me.
User avatar #215 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
What? I didn't block shit. And you seem to be able to comment just fine.
User avatar #216 - beatmasterz (07/04/2013) [-]
Nevermind, you don't get it.
User avatar #222 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
Whatever man.
#35 - Then why do I get 7,420,000 results when I google "CIA u… 07/04/2013 on A plan concerning Snowden +13
#208 - what the hell are you talking about  [+] (7 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Irony 0
User avatar #210 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
Like it's going to be anonymous' fault that a homeless man uses money for drugs, which you assumed in the first place. Your argument to say that anonymous is just trying to screw people over is weak.
User avatar #212 - beatmasterz (07/04/2013) [-]
That's not even remotely what I was trying to say. My opinion was that anonymous doesn't have a mutual goal or purpose, that they just do stuff without organisation, mainly because it consists of edgy teenagers who just want to feel like anarchists. And no, it's not anonymous fault that bums spend money on drugs.
User avatar #213 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
What you said was that anonymous is just out to screw people over for being more successful than them, and when I used the example of them ensuring a homeless man has money for food, you said, and I quote:

"Right, and that homeless person is very thankful for that extra drug money. Great job anonymous."

Point is they're not the lot of assholes you're trying to say they are. They do asshole things, but anyone can do asshole things. They're just organized to where they can do bigger asshole things. If you heard of even half of the stuff they've tried to do, or done...well you'd probably just find some way to play it off as a fluke, like you did with the homeless man bit, but most normal people wouldn't come to the conclusion that they're assholes.
User avatar #214 - beatmasterz (07/04/2013) [-]
See now I can't debunk any example you may give. Thank you for blocking me.
User avatar #215 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
What? I didn't block shit. And you seem to be able to comment just fine.
User avatar #216 - beatmasterz (07/04/2013) [-]
Nevermind, you don't get it.
User avatar #222 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
Whatever man.
#20 - I need to zoom in my contact lenses 3x.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on so true +2
#27 - jackjr (07/03/2013) [-]
Took the joke right out of my mouth. Well played, sire.

(sire indeed)
#201 - Right, and that homeless person is very thankful for that extr…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Irony 0
User avatar #204 - lolollo (07/03/2013) [-]
You keep thinking that grasping at straws will get you anywhere.
#209 - lolollo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #208 - beatmasterz (07/04/2013) [-]
what the hell are you talking about
User avatar #210 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
Like it's going to be anonymous' fault that a homeless man uses money for drugs, which you assumed in the first place. Your argument to say that anonymous is just trying to screw people over is weak.
User avatar #212 - beatmasterz (07/04/2013) [-]
That's not even remotely what I was trying to say. My opinion was that anonymous doesn't have a mutual goal or purpose, that they just do stuff without organisation, mainly because it consists of edgy teenagers who just want to feel like anarchists. And no, it's not anonymous fault that bums spend money on drugs.
User avatar #213 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
What you said was that anonymous is just out to screw people over for being more successful than them, and when I used the example of them ensuring a homeless man has money for food, you said, and I quote:

"Right, and that homeless person is very thankful for that extra drug money. Great job anonymous."

Point is they're not the lot of assholes you're trying to say they are. They do asshole things, but anyone can do asshole things. They're just organized to where they can do bigger asshole things. If you heard of even half of the stuff they've tried to do, or done...well you'd probably just find some way to play it off as a fluke, like you did with the homeless man bit, but most normal people wouldn't come to the conclusion that they're assholes.
User avatar #214 - beatmasterz (07/04/2013) [-]
See now I can't debunk any example you may give. Thank you for blocking me.
User avatar #215 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
What? I didn't block shit. And you seem to be able to comment just fine.
User avatar #216 - beatmasterz (07/04/2013) [-]
Nevermind, you don't get it.
User avatar #222 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
Whatever man.
#163 - You can thumb me down but you can't deny it's true.  [+] (12 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Irony 0
User avatar #200 - lolollo (07/03/2013) [-]
You mean like the time they got people to give money to a homeless guy?

Yeah, how dare they. How dare all of they.
User avatar #201 - beatmasterz (07/03/2013) [-]
Right, and that homeless person is very thankful for that extra drug money. Great job anonymous.
User avatar #204 - lolollo (07/03/2013) [-]
You keep thinking that grasping at straws will get you anywhere.
#209 - lolollo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #208 - beatmasterz (07/04/2013) [-]
what the hell are you talking about
User avatar #210 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
Like it's going to be anonymous' fault that a homeless man uses money for drugs, which you assumed in the first place. Your argument to say that anonymous is just trying to screw people over is weak.
User avatar #212 - beatmasterz (07/04/2013) [-]
That's not even remotely what I was trying to say. My opinion was that anonymous doesn't have a mutual goal or purpose, that they just do stuff without organisation, mainly because it consists of edgy teenagers who just want to feel like anarchists. And no, it's not anonymous fault that bums spend money on drugs.
User avatar #213 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
What you said was that anonymous is just out to screw people over for being more successful than them, and when I used the example of them ensuring a homeless man has money for food, you said, and I quote:

"Right, and that homeless person is very thankful for that extra drug money. Great job anonymous."

Point is they're not the lot of assholes you're trying to say they are. They do asshole things, but anyone can do asshole things. They're just organized to where they can do bigger asshole things. If you heard of even half of the stuff they've tried to do, or done...well you'd probably just find some way to play it off as a fluke, like you did with the homeless man bit, but most normal people wouldn't come to the conclusion that they're assholes.
User avatar #214 - beatmasterz (07/04/2013) [-]
See now I can't debunk any example you may give. Thank you for blocking me.
User avatar #215 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
What? I didn't block shit. And you seem to be able to comment just fine.
User avatar #216 - beatmasterz (07/04/2013) [-]
Nevermind, you don't get it.
User avatar #222 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
Whatever man.
#117 - Excuse me, what the **** has happened to the front page?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on creative solution +5
#120 - obliviousduck (07/03/2013) [-]
I don't like it, you can't tell what you've looked at when you come back...
#61 - Like anonymous has an actual mutual goal. Most of them are jus…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Irony -9
User avatar #163 - beatmasterz (07/03/2013) [-]
You can thumb me down but you can't deny it's true.
User avatar #200 - lolollo (07/03/2013) [-]
You mean like the time they got people to give money to a homeless guy?

Yeah, how dare they. How dare all of they.
User avatar #201 - beatmasterz (07/03/2013) [-]
Right, and that homeless person is very thankful for that extra drug money. Great job anonymous.
User avatar #204 - lolollo (07/03/2013) [-]
You keep thinking that grasping at straws will get you anywhere.
#209 - lolollo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #208 - beatmasterz (07/04/2013) [-]
what the hell are you talking about
User avatar #210 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
Like it's going to be anonymous' fault that a homeless man uses money for drugs, which you assumed in the first place. Your argument to say that anonymous is just trying to screw people over is weak.
User avatar #212 - beatmasterz (07/04/2013) [-]
That's not even remotely what I was trying to say. My opinion was that anonymous doesn't have a mutual goal or purpose, that they just do stuff without organisation, mainly because it consists of edgy teenagers who just want to feel like anarchists. And no, it's not anonymous fault that bums spend money on drugs.
User avatar #213 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
What you said was that anonymous is just out to screw people over for being more successful than them, and when I used the example of them ensuring a homeless man has money for food, you said, and I quote:

"Right, and that homeless person is very thankful for that extra drug money. Great job anonymous."

Point is they're not the lot of assholes you're trying to say they are. They do asshole things, but anyone can do asshole things. They're just organized to where they can do bigger asshole things. If you heard of even half of the stuff they've tried to do, or done...well you'd probably just find some way to play it off as a fluke, like you did with the homeless man bit, but most normal people wouldn't come to the conclusion that they're assholes.
User avatar #214 - beatmasterz (07/04/2013) [-]
See now I can't debunk any example you may give. Thank you for blocking me.
User avatar #215 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
What? I didn't block shit. And you seem to be able to comment just fine.
User avatar #216 - beatmasterz (07/04/2013) [-]
Nevermind, you don't get it.
User avatar #222 - lolollo (07/04/2013) [-]
Whatever man.
#60 - That is literally what the picture is trying to say, good job. 07/03/2013 on Irony +9
#47 - Nobody is in season 9. 07/03/2013 on Best character ever +1
#12575 - That's the one about the childmurders right?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #12580 - lepokerface (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't know, I don't watch it.
#82635 - few 07/01/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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