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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:11/29/2014
Location:Netherlands
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#44 - Assuming you're not a troll , yes a healhy relationship does … 07/22/2013 on Facebook funny tip 0
#18 - "If I compliment her she's going to have sex with me." 07/22/2013 on The Girls from NSFW +68
#15 - MKUltra 07/22/2013 on Artist’s series of self... 0
#38 - Oh my god.. Yeah, sorry that I'm not attracted to penises. I m…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Facebook funny tip +31
User avatar #39 - frenchiefrenchy (07/22/2013) [-]
No, it's called being a closed minded pervert. Why does a relationship have to be all about sex? That's all people think about when it comes to hitting on a girl. Well, news flash, a healthy, fulfilling relationships doesn't need sex to be good.
#102 - Jesusnipples (09/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #76 - stormietheraver (07/22/2013) [-]
as a transwoman, im speaking for the trans community when i say shut up already. you think you know what youre talking about, but you dont.
User avatar #70 - tehlulzbringer (07/22/2013) [-]
protip: it does
User avatar #64 - monkee (07/22/2013) [-]
Yes they do. It's been psychologically and physiologically proven that sex is crucial to long happy relationships. I'm all for LGBT rights, but don't ignore the basic human biology. I'd like to think if I was attracted to a man who turned out to be trans I could cope with that. However I'm heterosexual and the organ is a large part of sexuality, regardless of your own personal viewpoint. That's why porn focuses so much on the sexual organs. I don't look down on homosexuals for choosing to stick too one gender and being attracted to the same equipment, do not judge me for being heterosexual.
User avatar #57 - lolfire (07/22/2013) [-]
It's called having a normal outlook on life.

Fulfilling relationships do need sex to be good.
Again, that's kinda the whole point of getting into a relationship.

Sadly for you I don't think you've realized that people are not naturally platonic.
We are sex based creatures. It's our one clear reason to keep existing.
User avatar #44 - beatmasterz (07/22/2013) [-]
Assuming you're not a troll, yes a healhy relationship does need sex. That's why nature invented relationships, to trick us into sex.
User avatar #43 - potatot (07/22/2013) [-]
Sorry I don't want to fuck a dick.
#41 - Womens Study Major (07/22/2013) [-]
because humanity depends on it
User avatar #99 - oilcookedsolanacea (09/01/2013) [-]
At the rate our population is increasing?

frenchiefrenchy is still being a full retard to
User avatar #42 - frenchiefrenchy (07/22/2013) [-]
It's a little something called decency, which you don't seem to have very much.
User avatar #93 - xdeathspawnx (09/01/2013) [-]
People like you ruin the reputation of gay and trans people as a whole. You saying that not being attracted to the same gender is wrong is just as bad as the homophobes that say being attracted to the same gender is wrong. You think that you are so enlightened and understanding while everyone else is just ignorant, while in reality you are among the most ignorant of them all.
User avatar #84 - wliia (07/22/2013) [-]
Just because someone isn't pansexual and willing to date anyone doesn't mean they're a horrible person.

User avatar #69 - tehlulzbringer (07/22/2013) [-]
how dare people want to survive and do the one thing they were born to do

i get it that it isn't the same for you, being the scum of earth and all. but you shouldn't hate people for trying to fulfill their purpose in life
#31 - It's 37 goddamn degrees here, jesus christ I hate nature. 07/22/2013 on Summer vs Winter comics 0
#35 - It really isn't.  [+] (18 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Facebook funny tip +9
User avatar #37 - frenchiefrenchy (07/22/2013) [-]
All of a sudden, a girl is repulsive because she has a penis. Yes, that is trans-phobic. Assuming you're a privileged cis-gendered person, you really couldn't understand how insulting and depressing that is to a transwoman.
#87 - memescomefromb (09/01/2013) [-]
>privileged cis-gendered person

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me.
User avatar #56 - lolfire (07/22/2013) [-]
Yes a girl is repulsive because she has a penis.

Not having a penis is kinda one of the key requirements of being a girl.

Transgender people don't have a gender, they aren't women or men, they are transgender.
User avatar #38 - beatmasterz (07/22/2013) [-]
Oh my god.. Yeah, sorry that I'm not attracted to penises. I mean really? How is it transphobic that I prefer vaginas? It's called being a heterosexual.
User avatar #39 - frenchiefrenchy (07/22/2013) [-]
No, it's called being a closed minded pervert. Why does a relationship have to be all about sex? That's all people think about when it comes to hitting on a girl. Well, news flash, a healthy, fulfilling relationships doesn't need sex to be good.
#102 - Jesusnipples (09/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #76 - stormietheraver (07/22/2013) [-]
as a transwoman, im speaking for the trans community when i say shut up already. you think you know what youre talking about, but you dont.
User avatar #70 - tehlulzbringer (07/22/2013) [-]
protip: it does
User avatar #64 - monkee (07/22/2013) [-]
Yes they do. It's been psychologically and physiologically proven that sex is crucial to long happy relationships. I'm all for LGBT rights, but don't ignore the basic human biology. I'd like to think if I was attracted to a man who turned out to be trans I could cope with that. However I'm heterosexual and the organ is a large part of sexuality, regardless of your own personal viewpoint. That's why porn focuses so much on the sexual organs. I don't look down on homosexuals for choosing to stick too one gender and being attracted to the same equipment, do not judge me for being heterosexual.
User avatar #57 - lolfire (07/22/2013) [-]
It's called having a normal outlook on life.

Fulfilling relationships do need sex to be good.
Again, that's kinda the whole point of getting into a relationship.

Sadly for you I don't think you've realized that people are not naturally platonic.
We are sex based creatures. It's our one clear reason to keep existing.
User avatar #44 - beatmasterz (07/22/2013) [-]
Assuming you're not a troll, yes a healhy relationship does need sex. That's why nature invented relationships, to trick us into sex.
User avatar #43 - potatot (07/22/2013) [-]
Sorry I don't want to fuck a dick.
#41 - Womens Study Major (07/22/2013) [-]
because humanity depends on it
User avatar #99 - oilcookedsolanacea (09/01/2013) [-]
At the rate our population is increasing?

frenchiefrenchy is still being a full retard to
User avatar #42 - frenchiefrenchy (07/22/2013) [-]
It's a little something called decency, which you don't seem to have very much.
User avatar #93 - xdeathspawnx (09/01/2013) [-]
People like you ruin the reputation of gay and trans people as a whole. You saying that not being attracted to the same gender is wrong is just as bad as the homophobes that say being attracted to the same gender is wrong. You think that you are so enlightened and understanding while everyone else is just ignorant, while in reality you are among the most ignorant of them all.
User avatar #84 - wliia (07/22/2013) [-]
Just because someone isn't pansexual and willing to date anyone doesn't mean they're a horrible person.

User avatar #69 - tehlulzbringer (07/22/2013) [-]
how dare people want to survive and do the one thing they were born to do

i get it that it isn't the same for you, being the scum of earth and all. but you shouldn't hate people for trying to fulfill their purpose in life
#182 - Comment deleted 07/22/2013 on 2015!!!!! 0
#23 - Knees weak arms spaghetti There's vomit on his spaghetti … 07/22/2013 on (877) +1
#151 - That's Anna Kournikova.. if anyone was interested.. 07/20/2013 on i like tennis now... +2
#109 - Because they can do **** like this. 07/20/2013 on Pure genius +1
#18 - I thought that was an asian.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2013 on How i fart when nobody's home -2
#19 - Womens Study Major (07/18/2013) [-]
An Asian girl. I think the original was a man but this power ranger series has a female yellow ranger. And because she's a girl, farting is disgusting for her to do.
#21 - ecion (07/18/2013) [-]
Indeed, MMPR is based of Super Sentai series 16, in which yellow ranger is a bloke. The american MMPR uses the fight scenes from Super Sentai, but has american actors for the filler content. Hense yellow ranger doesn't have boobs and skirt like pink ranger.
#41 - I heard he had really strong arms. 07/18/2013 on 'murica +1
#31 - We all were 07/18/2013 on lyk dis if u cri ery'tim +1
#19 - hehe, unattended skill 07/18/2013 on Tfwngf +2
#117 - I can tell by the pixels 07/18/2013 on Emma Watson a nerdy girl 0
#35 - Thank god there was a joke at the end, otherwise it would be r… 07/18/2013 on . -7
#8 - This sums up most chat conversations. 07/17/2013 on Dog heaven 0
#41 - Still a better wrapper than Lil Wayne. 07/17/2013 on Special Paper +15
#13073 - The first 2 seasons are the best. After that it gradually gets… 07/17/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
#13072 - It's not indie, it's on comedy central every day.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
#13084 - Womens Study Major (07/18/2013) [-]
being on comedy central doesn't mean it isn't indie.

but being an fx show, does mean it isn't indie
#43 - We? It obviously says 4chan.. 07/17/2013 on Do you even swift 0
#40 - This is relevant to me because my dad died last thursday. 07/17/2013 on Don't judge too quickly +3
#460 - Op, you're acting like we don't already know about positive di… 07/17/2013 on Double standards +1
#18 - Neither of those things are relevant. 07/15/2013 on Protector of the night -3
#14 - That was genuinely funny, even the me gusta face at the end. 07/13/2013 on When OC makes it +6

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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