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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:4/20/2014
Location:Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#6058
Highest Content Rank:#6889
Highest Comment Rank:#282
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Total Comments Made:4352
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#30 - One person pretends he stuck an egg up his ass, another person… 03/25/2014 on again 0
#29 - You ever heard how the siren of an ambulence distorts when it passes? 03/24/2014 on Christian Doppler was... 0
#60183 - "Terrorism is out of the question, we have evidence sugge…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on Politics - politics news,... +1
User avatar #60191 - schnizel (03/24/2014) [-]
kek
#546 - Comment deleted 03/24/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ 0
#348 - They all look sociable, why the **** are they here?  [+] (17 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ +11
User avatar #1096 - MissAlexisCrysten (03/24/2014) [-]
bc FJ family 4 life
User avatar #431 - lexxy (03/24/2014) [-]
i'm not very sociable, I broke my knuckle punching a guy in the face on the weekend. People should stay away from me!
#1184 - deathtoallpeasants (03/24/2014) [-]
thats my fetish
#1147 - allennis (03/24/2014) [-]
Don't hit people. unless he deserved it
#975 - newdevyx (03/24/2014) [-]
#546 - beatmasterz has deleted their comment.
#373 - iamsammich (03/24/2014) [-]
> be me, ordering pizza back when phones were the only way
> always get super nervous when ordering and avoided at all costs, but parents are dicks and made me order
> ordering process was going smoothly
> pizza lady asks if that'll be all
> nod my head yes instead of saying it
> didn't realize i dun goofed until a painfully awkward silence later

the internet is way better than real life. too many people in real life have seen me warily eyeing them like this hamster
User avatar #390 - chimpaflimp (03/24/2014) [-]
*Inb4 white-knight* You got second place. Pretty sure it wouldn't be just you eyeing them.
User avatar #397 - iamsammich (03/24/2014) [-]
oh no i'm talking about girls mostly. this valentine's day my floor RA had candy in a bucket by her door for people to take. i wanted some, but i didn't want to talk to her and she leaves her door open a lot. her dorm is around this corner, and i could tell that her door was open. so i leaned around the corner until i could look inside. she was in there and we shared a full eye contact where i also looked like the hamster. then i panicked and blurted "SUP" and then walked to a water fountain directly across from her door to try and make it seem like i was just getting water
User avatar #400 - chimpaflimp (03/24/2014) [-]
So by "too many people", you mean this one chick you don't even know.
User avatar #403 - iamsammich (03/24/2014) [-]
that's just one of many stories
User avatar #406 - chimpaflimp (03/24/2014) [-]
People IRL just seem to hate me for no good reason, so this site is pretty much my entire social life (except for like four people at my school who are in the same situation as me).
#2126 - thecrayzeeman (03/25/2014) [-]
You just described my pre-highschool life.
User avatar #412 - iamsammich (03/24/2014) [-]
my friends consist of my sister and a stray cat
User avatar #416 - chimpaflimp (03/24/2014) [-]
My cat is roughly 10 years old and just sleeps all day. Old bastard's still able to jump onto my garden fence, then the roof and go through my bedroom window, but he's about as lazy as I am. Also, my brother is as obnoxious and self-centred as is humanly possible. I got FJ. It's all I need.
User avatar #402 - chimpaflimp (03/24/2014) [-]
*don't really know
User avatar #399 - iamsammich (03/24/2014) [-]
full second of eye contact*
i got so excited to tell my awkward story that i left some words out
dishonor famiry and correge education
#80 - On the other hand, it's a superhero movie. It's not deep and i… 03/24/2014 on Iron Man Feels +2
#320 - I would be outraged if I constantly received dickpics from gir… 03/24/2014 on The only black male +5
#83 - I think a "no **** " is at place here. 03/23/2014 on loki was ok too +1
#37 - The secret was that Superman has a tiny dick. 03/22/2014 on do he got the booty 0
#127 - they're both out of shape.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/22/2014 on foreshadowing 0
User avatar #152 - kaycie (03/22/2014) [-]
I agree, but at least the girl on the right is skinny-fat (no muscle tone) instead of fat-fat
#144 - themassivefail (03/22/2014) [-]
#156 - paradox (03/23/2014) [-]
well said my dark blue comrade
#158 - themassivefail (03/23/2014) [-]
Tonight, we ride.
#52 - I ******* hate the word selfie.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on Get over here, you louse +1
#864853 - Just finished bioshock infinite, it was pretty gud.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #865056 - bigleaguechew (03/19/2014) [-]
It's bad because the internet told me it was bad.
User avatar #864876 - Gonnafly (03/18/2014) [-]
I found it not bad, but not good either.
Bioshock Infinite Critique
User avatar #864860 - ipostcp (03/18/2014) [-]
It's okay.
#864859 - shanets (03/18/2014) [-]
I finished it yesterday, really enjoyed it.
#96 - Wow what a strong message. Humans ruin the earth, I've never h… 03/18/2014 on Art with a strong message 0
#66 - It'd be acceptable if it wasn't associated with a meme.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on Awesome 0
#68 - timelimit (03/19/2014) [-]
implying courage wolf will still be a thing by the time this guy grows up
#52 - The poor thing. I remember some idiot here a few years ago nam…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/17/2014 on Awesome +4
#69 - fatalhermit (03/20/2014) [-]
for the lifetime supply of bethesda video games that came with it
#67 - oogie (03/19/2014) [-]
I don't know. Having Dovah as a name sounds almost exotic when you dont think about the fact that it means "dragon" in a video game language.
User avatar #61 - thatguyontheright (03/17/2014) [-]
Courage doesn't sound like too bad of a name. It's unique, not very silly. Wolf isn't bad for a middle name, hell he could use it as a nickname when he is a teen wanting to be more bad ass.
User avatar #66 - beatmasterz (03/17/2014) [-]
It'd be acceptable if it wasn't associated with a meme.
#68 - timelimit (03/19/2014) [-]
implying courage wolf will still be a thing by the time this guy grows up
#55 - coocoro (03/17/2014) [-]
But if you name you kid after a video game character you are an idiot
#54 - coocoro (03/17/2014) [-]
Courage isn't that bad of a name, I mean there are girls named Faith. also who wouldn't want their middle name to be wolf?
#58 - keyoke (03/17/2014) [-]
And Justin and Honor are names as well, why not Courage!
#59 - coocoro (03/17/2014) [-]
I'm just surprised that it wasn't something like Fuckbutt Bitchdonger.
User avatar #60 - unfairlybanned (03/17/2014) [-]
'Faggot Harper'
'Nigger Harper'
#31 - jokexplain, what does she mean?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on 10/10 Would Eat 0
User avatar #40 - jokexplain (03/17/2014) [-]
fuck you and everyone like you
#138 - I don't want my facebook friends to know I'm on here. 03/16/2014 on Share FJ on FB and help... +12
#144 - I don't suppose anyone has the spare time to photoshop his hea… 03/16/2014 on Ki-Adi-Mundi 0
#122325 - Well there you have it. 03/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#19943 - I think it's more popular overseas in Europe.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #19944 - eight (03/15/2014) [-]
I hope, as long as it gets made, I'll watch it.
#122311 - www.amazon . com/gp/help/customer/display.html/?nodeId=201132710 03/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#122310 - What do you think?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#122314 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
im thinking .... that i fucking like this girl.. nothing more
#122445 - mattwithnonumbers (03/16/2014) [-]
sounds like pointless high school drama/gossip being blown out of proportion.. if you really like the girl then get with her, and if your friends stop talking to you because you like someone then they aren't real friends anyways. it's not like she cheated on one of them before or something.
User avatar #122325 - beatmasterz (03/15/2014) [-]
Well there you have it.
#19941 - Such a shame that the show is on the verge of cancellation bec…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #19942 - eight (03/15/2014) [-]
Indeed.

However, ratings did just go up 13%. From .80 to .90. Also, I don't think they'll cancel it, but I think we've had this conversation already.

I like The Walking Dead, but some shows deserve higher ratings than others and Hannibal deserves better ratings than The Walking Dead.
User avatar #19943 - beatmasterz (03/15/2014) [-]
I think it's more popular overseas in Europe.
User avatar #19944 - eight (03/15/2014) [-]
I hope, as long as it gets made, I'll watch it.
#59745 - Stop bullying, schnizel, you rascal.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#59746 - schnizel (03/15/2014) [-]
#56247 - Depends on what you call normal. 03/15/2014 on Religion Board 0
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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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