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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#6173
Highest Content Rank:#6889
Highest Comment Rank:#282
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Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 71 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 72 Content: FJ Cultist
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Total Comments Made:4961
FJ Points:3395

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#128355 - What's the best equivalent to spotify? The commercials suck an…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#128357 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/04/2014) [-]
grooveshark.com/

hate the layout, but it works
User avatar #128358 - beatmasterz (09/04/2014) [-]
I've used that, works pertty well.
#6 - They sure are 09/04/2014 on FBI priorities +7
#152872 - Funnyjunk veteran reporting in. 09/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#15591 - Preferably under 100 euros. 09/02/2014 on Technology Board 0
#15579 - What's currently the best affordable pair of headphones? I lis…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #15589 - Mortuus (09/02/2014) [-]
Budget?
User avatar #15591 - beatmasterz (09/02/2014) [-]
Preferably under 100 euros.
#11 - Comment deleted 09/02/2014 on Coming home after a night out 0
#249 - Gif means poison in my country.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2014 on How do you prononounce .gif... 0
User avatar #301 - guanyu (09/01/2014) [-]
Dik means penis in his.
User avatar #260 - trollmobile (09/01/2014) [-]
gift means poison in my country
it also coincidentally means marriage.
User avatar #261 - trollmobile (09/01/2014) [-]
or rather, married*
#152397 - No offense but don't listen to aherorising. Just introduce you… 08/31/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#152263 - Sit on the washing machine. 08/30/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#68660 - Jesus, anon. You scared the hell outta me with that picture. 08/29/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#116 - Man, my image of Beethoven was totally different. 08/28/2014 on story time +1
#81 - Wow, I never realized that this is the first time I've heard h… 08/27/2014 on Vladmir Putin Speaking English +4
#68575 - Can anyone talk me up to date about the whole fergurson thing?…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #68582 - maddboiy (08/27/2014) [-]
TL;DR
>White cop shoots dead unarmed black teenager and claims he tried to grab his gun
>People peacefully march in protest of the police being too violent and profiling because of their race
>People use it as an opportunity to riot and loot
>Police go nuts and arm up and then start using tear gas and bean bags on civilians and the press
#15 - Can anyone talk me up to date about the whole fergurson thing?…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on Dead +1
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/27/2014) [-]
Here's everything you need to know: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Michael_Brown
#352 - **beatmasterz rolled comment #76 ** : "travellingcha… 08/26/2014 on Trigger Warning 0
#36 - Brock is black? It all makes sense now. 08/26/2014 on Pokemon: The Game of... 0
#266558 - Anyone here had experiences with iDoser?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
User avatar #266559 - noblexfenrir (08/26/2014) [-]
Not iDoser specifically but I've tried binural beats before, they sounds nice but are complete bullshit scientifically. Literally do nothing they claim except maybe if you count a placebo effect.
#2810 - Anyone here had experiences with iDoser? 08/25/2014 on /science/ board 0
#151460 - Anyone here had experiences with iDoser? 08/25/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#23 - I was listening to house music and the buildup exactly synchro… 08/25/2014 on The greatest .gif ever 0
#151305 - So which one garantuees more success in your opinion? 08/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#151297 - Of course it doesn't but what's the alternative? Sitting behin…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#151304 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
Pretty much
User avatar #151305 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
So which one garantuees more success in your opinion?
#151295 - Of course you are. Get a job, join a gym and a sport, find a h…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#151296 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
I have to wait for all of those, since I'm about to move out I can't do that where I'm living atm. Can't really get a job as my study is full time and requires you to work on a portfolio in off hours. Might join a gym or a sport, not sure which one.... I'll try to be social in college. (though it hasn't started yet, my intro party is on tuesday.)

This doesn't guarantee any succes, tho
User avatar #151297 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
Of course it doesn't but what's the alternative? Sitting behind the computer all day?
#151304 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
Pretty much
User avatar #151305 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
So which one garantuees more success in your opinion?
#151293 - And you're saying all of that depends on random valuables?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#151294 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
They aren't really random, I'm just not able to have an influence on most of them.
User avatar #151295 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
Of course you are. Get a job, join a gym and a sport, find a hobby. Be sociable and make friends in college.....
#151296 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
I have to wait for all of those, since I'm about to move out I can't do that where I'm living atm. Can't really get a job as my study is full time and requires you to work on a portfolio in off hours. Might join a gym or a sport, not sure which one.... I'll try to be social in college. (though it hasn't started yet, my intro party is on tuesday.)

This doesn't guarantee any succes, tho
User avatar #151297 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
Of course it doesn't but what's the alternative? Sitting behind the computer all day?
#151304 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
Pretty much
User avatar #151305 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
So which one garantuees more success in your opinion?
#151289 - Where are you know and where do you want to be?  [+] (8 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#151290 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm now at the bottom hole of a deep abyss, I don't really have any friends left, I live alone with my bitchy mom, no relationship and close to suicide.

But yeah...soon moving out for college, fresh new start I guess...

Where do I want to be? Just enjoying life with friends, maybe a relationship, feel comfortable with myself, losing contact with my mom and I guess good grades. The last thing is indeed my own resposibility, I can give you that.
User avatar #151293 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
And you're saying all of that depends on random valuables?
#151294 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
They aren't really random, I'm just not able to have an influence on most of them.
User avatar #151295 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
Of course you are. Get a job, join a gym and a sport, find a hobby. Be sociable and make friends in college.....
#151296 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
I have to wait for all of those, since I'm about to move out I can't do that where I'm living atm. Can't really get a job as my study is full time and requires you to work on a portfolio in off hours. Might join a gym or a sport, not sure which one.... I'll try to be social in college. (though it hasn't started yet, my intro party is on tuesday.)

This doesn't guarantee any succes, tho
User avatar #151297 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
Of course it doesn't but what's the alternative? Sitting behind the computer all day?
#151304 - masarua (08/24/2014) [-]
Pretty much
User avatar #151305 - beatmasterz (08/24/2014) [-]
So which one garantuees more success in your opinion?

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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