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beatmasterz

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:5/25/2015
Location:Netherlands
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#13 - guise im so high guise g-guise im so high i smoke …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on the real deal +42
User avatar #21 - platinuminfernape (06/17/2014) [-]
No, you haven't injected all the 420 yet.
#27 - heervaaghaar (06/17/2014) [-]
Has he injected THREE marijuana, if not more?
#23026 - No I think it's called deus ex machina.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #23027 - eight (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, no. You can see that plot coming a mile away, or at the very least, the warging ability having some importance and use in the future, it's by definition impossible for it to be a Deus ex machina.

It could only be Deus ex machina if the warging abilities were never mentioned, shown or learned by the reader and then suddenly they have this special power from nowhere and Bran could control dragons to have them kill all the others.

Grrm firmly established warging early on, as did the show and it's been built on more and more with each book. Although, in the show, it has gotten much less attention. I think so far only Bran and a few wildling characters have displayed the ability to warg.
#23024 - How can anyone know that when not even George does? He's writt…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #23025 - eight (06/17/2014) [-]
It's called foreshadowing. There's a reason why all or most of the stark children can warg. It's all leading up to something.

Warging will probably save Jon Snow's life, considering he dies in book 5.
User avatar #23026 - beatmasterz (06/17/2014) [-]
No I think it's called deus ex machina.
User avatar #23027 - eight (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, no. You can see that plot coming a mile away, or at the very least, the warging ability having some importance and use in the future, it's by definition impossible for it to be a Deus ex machina.

It could only be Deus ex machina if the warging abilities were never mentioned, shown or learned by the reader and then suddenly they have this special power from nowhere and Bran could control dragons to have them kill all the others.

Grrm firmly established warging early on, as did the show and it's been built on more and more with each book. Although, in the show, it has gotten much less attention. I think so far only Bran and a few wildling characters have displayed the ability to warg.
#23021 - There aren't any good marvel films. Spider-man 2 comes closest.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#23028 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/17/2014) [-]
i agree kinda with you.
captain america and thor and iron man were at least decent. along with avengers. i pretty much hated every sequel.

that being said spiderman and xmen were fox studios not marvel. they were sold off along with fantastic 4 before the comic book craze
#139121 - What? 06/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#139120 - Ask her number from a friend. 06/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#232 - The cords unplug because they're too short, so they're also to… 06/17/2014 on Life Hacks Compilation Part 3 0
#607 - Why 06/17/2014 on Why do you need a gun 0
#23018 - No it's not, he turns into a tree and that's it.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #23022 - eight (06/17/2014) [-]
"that's it"


It's rumored he'll end up warging into the dragons or masses of people in order to fight the white walkers. It may be that Bran is the single person to save Westeros. That's pretty important.
User avatar #23024 - beatmasterz (06/17/2014) [-]
How can anyone know that when not even George does? He's written himself in a corner.
User avatar #23025 - eight (06/17/2014) [-]
It's called foreshadowing. There's a reason why all or most of the stark children can warg. It's all leading up to something.

Warging will probably save Jon Snow's life, considering he dies in book 5.
User avatar #23026 - beatmasterz (06/17/2014) [-]
No I think it's called deus ex machina.
User avatar #23027 - eight (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, no. You can see that plot coming a mile away, or at the very least, the warging ability having some importance and use in the future, it's by definition impossible for it to be a Deus ex machina.

It could only be Deus ex machina if the warging abilities were never mentioned, shown or learned by the reader and then suddenly they have this special power from nowhere and Bran could control dragons to have them kill all the others.

Grrm firmly established warging early on, as did the show and it's been built on more and more with each book. Although, in the show, it has gotten much less attention. I think so far only Bran and a few wildling characters have displayed the ability to warg.
#22978 - God the Bran storyline is so ******* boring. I was actu…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#23017 - repostsrepost (06/17/2014) [-]
I also think that about the Wall storyline. I realize how important it is, but without tits or betrayal it just seemed like such a waste of air time. I was really pissed when they devoted the entire episode after the Oberyn fight to them.
User avatar #23002 - eight (06/17/2014) [-]
It's certainly not the best. But it's going to be integral to the future of the series.
User avatar #23018 - beatmasterz (06/17/2014) [-]
No it's not, he turns into a tree and that's it.
User avatar #23022 - eight (06/17/2014) [-]
"that's it"


It's rumored he'll end up warging into the dragons or masses of people in order to fight the white walkers. It may be that Bran is the single person to save Westeros. That's pretty important.
User avatar #23024 - beatmasterz (06/17/2014) [-]
How can anyone know that when not even George does? He's written himself in a corner.
User avatar #23025 - eight (06/17/2014) [-]
It's called foreshadowing. There's a reason why all or most of the stark children can warg. It's all leading up to something.

Warging will probably save Jon Snow's life, considering he dies in book 5.
User avatar #23026 - beatmasterz (06/17/2014) [-]
No I think it's called deus ex machina.
User avatar #23027 - eight (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, no. You can see that plot coming a mile away, or at the very least, the warging ability having some importance and use in the future, it's by definition impossible for it to be a Deus ex machina.

It could only be Deus ex machina if the warging abilities were never mentioned, shown or learned by the reader and then suddenly they have this special power from nowhere and Bran could control dragons to have them kill all the others.

Grrm firmly established warging early on, as did the show and it's been built on more and more with each book. Although, in the show, it has gotten much less attention. I think so far only Bran and a few wildling characters have displayed the ability to warg.
#22960 - Jennifer Lawrence and that guy who plays Loki are disgusting h…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Television - cartoon... -1
#22963 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/16/2014) [-]
jennifer lawrence bugs me more because she is pushed too much down my throat
#181 - I don't like Jim Carrey.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Repost comp part3 0
#196 - granadablashlack has deleted their comment.
User avatar #188 - mathmanchris (06/15/2014) [-]
Me either.
User avatar #187 - usertampon (06/15/2014) [-]
same
User avatar #186 - lizardlickscereal (06/15/2014) [-]
Me too
#36 - Damn, I've never had 5 friend requests simultaneously. 06/15/2014 on Absolutely Disgusting 0
#104 - I like how tumblr only gets intellectual with kids movies and …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2014 on the incredibles +2
User avatar #149 - thempc (06/15/2014) [-]
this was basically what was happening on there from december to april with frozen
#133 - anonymous (06/15/2014) [-]
It's because trying to look into the deep meaning of some piece of shit sundance film as if its art is not only boring but pointless.
User avatar #118 - konradkurze (06/14/2014) [-]
possibly because adults are programmed to think certain ways while kids can still be reasoned with and helped to keep their minds open
#553 - Because you can buy it in the supermarket.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Why do you need a gun 0
User avatar #606 - bladeguy (06/17/2014) [-]
except hunting your own is so much better, and better for you.
User avatar #607 - beatmasterz (06/17/2014) [-]
Why
#431 - Do you think North Korean citizens dislike their leader? Do yo… 06/14/2014 on Why do you need a gun 0
#393 - Hunting for your own food? Defending yourself from the evil go…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Why do you need a gun +1
User avatar #450 - zanea (06/14/2014) [-]
Why is it so outlandish to hunt for one's own food?
User avatar #553 - beatmasterz (06/14/2014) [-]
Because you can buy it in the supermarket.
User avatar #606 - bladeguy (06/17/2014) [-]
except hunting your own is so much better, and better for you.
User avatar #607 - beatmasterz (06/17/2014) [-]
Why
User avatar #401 - leonhardt (06/14/2014) [-]
If North Korea's citizens were armed like Americans, then Kim Jong Il would have been done back in the 80's.
User avatar #431 - beatmasterz (06/14/2014) [-]
Do you think North Korean citizens dislike their leader? Do you think they even know he's a dictator?
#349 - Is this what americans actually believe?  [+] (8 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Why do you need a gun 0
User avatar #362 - bladeguy (06/14/2014) [-]
I think of any "baby killer assault rifle" to just be used for fun at the range, but they do have practical uses. All the others are correct, too.
User avatar #393 - beatmasterz (06/14/2014) [-]
Hunting for your own food? Defending yourself from the evil government? That's ridiculous.
User avatar #450 - zanea (06/14/2014) [-]
Why is it so outlandish to hunt for one's own food?
User avatar #553 - beatmasterz (06/14/2014) [-]
Because you can buy it in the supermarket.
User avatar #606 - bladeguy (06/17/2014) [-]
except hunting your own is so much better, and better for you.
User avatar #607 - beatmasterz (06/17/2014) [-]
Why
User avatar #401 - leonhardt (06/14/2014) [-]
If North Korea's citizens were armed like Americans, then Kim Jong Il would have been done back in the 80's.
User avatar #431 - beatmasterz (06/14/2014) [-]
Do you think North Korean citizens dislike their leader? Do you think they even know he's a dictator?
#34 - "You're under arrest" 06/13/2014 on Off Duty Cop Saves Mans Life +3
#332 - Hannibal was constantly on the verge of cancelation. There are… 06/13/2014 on (untitled) +1
#50 - That prank just went too far didn't it. 06/11/2014 on Dad reunited with "dead" son +6
#150 - How the **** is cooked meat more nutritious than raw.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2014 on 404 +1
User avatar #186 - zacoren (06/11/2014) [-]
Mis-stated, it is not more nutritious, it is however, easier for the body to absorb the nutrition we need, by changing the proteins at at chemical level.
#161 - anonymous (06/11/2014) [-]
She said it has a greater calorific content although I think that is also false.
#9547 - Any experience with that thing?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Technology Board +1
User avatar #9557 - kober (06/11/2014) [-]
I'm more of an in-ear kind of person within that price range, so no; however, the reviews are overwhelmingly positive and, given that it is the #3 item in "Musical Instruments", I can't imagine it being bad.
It's not the best looking pair of headphones out there, however.
#9523 - Over-ear. 06/10/2014 on Technology Board +1
#9508 - I'm using eset nod32, it's great. Nice interface, minimal noti… 06/10/2014 on Technology Board 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #66 - carnivoreapples ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
poopface
User avatar #65 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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