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beatmasterz

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:3/31/2015
Location:Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#12168
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Highest Comment Rank:#282
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Total Comments Made:5416
FJ Points:3635

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#5635 - How about building one myself?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #5658 - Mortuus (04/18/2014) [-]
You'd buy those parts and construct it.
#5630 - I need some technical advice. I have a computer which is a…  [+] (16 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #5661 - rainbowrush (04/18/2014) [-]
A new one is cheaper.
User avatar #5639 - Mortuus (04/18/2014) [-]
If you look around, half of this board is us building part lists for people.

No need to trek to /g/.
User avatar #5672 - beatmasterz (04/18/2014) [-]
Good to hear.
User avatar #5636 - sannukas (04/18/2014) [-]
Do you want to build it yourself or what? For 400 euros you could get a computer that is probably better than your old one.
User avatar #5637 - beatmasterz (04/18/2014) [-]
I'd like to build it myself. It's infinitely cheaper and I'll just ask /g/ which components to use. Any tips?
User avatar #5638 - sannukas (04/18/2014) [-]
Where do you live?
Can you use any parts from your old computer? Like Case, Hard Drive, DVD reader etc...
User avatar #5671 - beatmasterz (04/18/2014) [-]
I live in holland. My videodriver is fine and my ram. So I'll reuse that. I only need a new case, cpu and the powerbox thing.
User avatar #5673 - sannukas (04/18/2014) [-]
And a motherboard.
User avatar #5674 - beatmasterz (04/18/2014) [-]
Oh yeah that too. And a new casing. Do I need ventilation too or is that included?
User avatar #5675 - sannukas (04/18/2014) [-]
Most cases already have one 120mm fan included. You can buy more of them if you want, you can get a decent one for 5 euros.
I think you also might need new RAM because you most likely have DDR1 or 2 right now and RAM slots aren't backwards compatible.
User avatar #5676 - beatmasterz (04/18/2014) [-]
Alright, 8gb I presume?
User avatar #5677 - sannukas (04/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, 8gb is pretty much the average right now.
User avatar #5678 - beatmasterz (04/18/2014) [-]
Alright, I'll see what I can find. Thanks.
#5633 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
being 6 years old, probably not. However 400 euros is also not much of a budget to put a computer together.

here's one for $300. pcpartpicker.com/p/3tUjw
User avatar #5635 - beatmasterz (04/18/2014) [-]
How about building one myself?
User avatar #5658 - Mortuus (04/18/2014) [-]
You'd buy those parts and construct it.
#128245 - I need some technical advice. I have a computer which is a…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #128248 - Timmietim (04/18/2014) [-]
Build a new one.
User avatar #128246 - ScottP (04/18/2014) [-]
Just buy a new one. A 6-7 year old computer is worth less than the amount of money it'll cost to repair it
#21185 - ya mum's a theory 04/16/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#1408 - Despite zombies being able to exist a zombie APOCALYPSE is pre… 04/16/2014 on /science/ board 0
#21183 - It's not a spoiler, it's a theory. But it's probably true.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#21184 - baitdoesnttalkback (04/16/2014) [-]
you're a theory
User avatar #21185 - beatmasterz (04/16/2014) [-]
ya mum's a theory
#127988 - Congratulations! A boy or a girl? 04/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#127722 - You're probably right, thanks. 04/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#127715 - Any job-related questions I should expect?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #127745 - nsfwcontent (04/15/2014) [-]
Job related can be anything to do with the company or the position your applying for.
#127706 - It's just partime, though. I'm 17.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #127708 - saltybanana (04/15/2014) [-]
yeah they ask you that kind of dumb shitty ass questions every where you go
User avatar #127715 - beatmasterz (04/15/2014) [-]
Any job-related questions I should expect?
User avatar #127745 - nsfwcontent (04/15/2014) [-]
Job related can be anything to do with the company or the position your applying for.
User avatar #127710 - sugoi (04/15/2014) [-]
This is true I can confirm it.
Such a waste of time.
"Why do you want this job?"
"Cause I need fucking money why else?"
#127779 - lugs (04/15/2014) [-]
Usually if they ask why you want a job they aren't looking for you to say "Oh gee mister, I guess I just LOVES washin' them dishes!" They want to know WHY you want money. If you're a 17 year old applying for a part-time job just saying something along the lines of "Well I want to earn my own money so I can gain some independence" or "Well I'm trying to earn some cash so I can save up to buy a car" or something will show that you aren't some entitled little shit who expects a free ride. They're trying to figure out whether you're just applying for jobs to appease your parents or if you're actually willing to work.
#127704 - I have my first job interview tomorrow. Dishwashing at a resta…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #127719 - Nameloc (04/15/2014) [-]
You really shouldn't stress yourself about the interview.
After all, as you said it is a part time job dish washing.

Anyhow, just make sure you are not coming off as a stoner/ alcoholic/ drug addict in any respect.
Other than that, dress semi-formally and the job is practically yours.
User avatar #127722 - beatmasterz (04/15/2014) [-]
You're probably right, thanks.
User avatar #127705 - nsfwcontent (04/15/2014) [-]
Why do you want this job?
Why should we pick you over other candidates?
Though you have no working experience what other experience do you have that can make you effective in this job?
Where do you see yourself in a years time?
User avatar #127706 - beatmasterz (04/15/2014) [-]
It's just partime, though. I'm 17.
User avatar #127708 - saltybanana (04/15/2014) [-]
yeah they ask you that kind of dumb shitty ass questions every where you go
User avatar #127715 - beatmasterz (04/15/2014) [-]
Any job-related questions I should expect?
User avatar #127745 - nsfwcontent (04/15/2014) [-]
Job related can be anything to do with the company or the position your applying for.
User avatar #127710 - sugoi (04/15/2014) [-]
This is true I can confirm it.
Such a waste of time.
"Why do you want this job?"
"Cause I need fucking money why else?"
#127779 - lugs (04/15/2014) [-]
Usually if they ask why you want a job they aren't looking for you to say "Oh gee mister, I guess I just LOVES washin' them dishes!" They want to know WHY you want money. If you're a 17 year old applying for a part-time job just saying something along the lines of "Well I want to earn my own money so I can gain some independence" or "Well I'm trying to earn some cash so I can save up to buy a car" or something will show that you aren't some entitled little shit who expects a free ride. They're trying to figure out whether you're just applying for jobs to appease your parents or if you're actually willing to work.
#46 - Are you my gardener too?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on meanwhile 0
#47 - quintinibum (04/14/2014) [-]
Don't think so. I might be though
#44 - He's my gardener.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2014 on meanwhile 0
#45 - quintinibum (04/14/2014) [-]
Me too
User avatar #46 - beatmasterz (04/14/2014) [-]
Are you my gardener too?
#47 - quintinibum (04/14/2014) [-]
Don't think so. I might be though
#42 - Do you know anybody named asdfaweofijoijaef?  [+] (8 new replies) 04/14/2014 on meanwhile 0
User avatar #53 - sociocat (04/14/2014) [-]
He is my room mate.
He works for the CIA
User avatar #51 - inomgod (04/14/2014) [-]
I believe his name is aabbccddeeffgg
User avatar #57 - thelegendarygbd (04/14/2014) [-]
stop or you'll tear the universe asunder.
#43 - quintinibum (04/14/2014) [-]
Yeah actually. He's a great guy
User avatar #44 - beatmasterz (04/14/2014) [-]
He's my gardener.
#45 - quintinibum (04/14/2014) [-]
Me too
User avatar #46 - beatmasterz (04/14/2014) [-]
Are you my gardener too?
#47 - quintinibum (04/14/2014) [-]
Don't think so. I might be though
#137 - The holes in the pie even resemble an angry chinese man.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on Sen-pie 0
User avatar #138 - pandacore (04/14/2014) [-]
Extremely racist yet somewhat hilarious
#129 - I share Butters's birthday  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on South Park Facts +1
#138 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
Shut up butters
#22 - When you ate too much mexican 04/14/2014 on A herd of sheep entering a... +17
#127523 - Wear turtlenecks. 04/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#127329 - Give me one reason why you wouldn't shave all of that hair off.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #127463 - residentevilfan (04/14/2014) [-]
It's winter
User avatar #127523 - beatmasterz (04/14/2014) [-]
Wear turtlenecks.
#61843 - It's a matter of statistics. If you have that many scenarios l… 04/13/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#61842 - I'm sorry I don't speak Russian. 04/13/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#127282 - Two names is ******* pretentious. 04/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#127280 - Just realize that it's probably not going to happen since huma… 04/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#127204 - My body hair sucks. I'm 17 and I have minimum armpit hair, no …  [+] (8 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #127538 - chocolatehotdog (04/14/2014) [-]
17 is young as hell to be worrying about body hair, you still have quite a bit of puberty left to go
User avatar #127324 - revengeforfreeze (04/13/2014) [-]
I've had pubes af but I've just grown a skimpy little 'moustache' and I don't grow beard. Do you exercise regularly? I've heard testo can help you there. I have a lot of asshole hair, no idea how to trim... lol, be glad you don't have some of the pubes.
User avatar #127229 - awesomerninjathing (04/13/2014) [-]
I've had a mustache and pubes since I was 12 lol
User avatar #127242 - teoberry (04/13/2014) [-]
i still remember ur first pube~~~~~~~~
User avatar #127241 - teoberry (04/13/2014) [-]
can confirm
User avatar #127212 - soupkittenagain (04/13/2014) [-]
I know your pain. I'm 19. I've got hair on the lower half of both my calves with slight traces on the upper half. There's some armpit hair and no chest or arm hair. I don't have a beard, and my moustache is barely visible. I also get a random single hair that grows really long on the left side of my face.
User avatar #127207 - Nameloc (04/13/2014) [-]
I'm 18.
Just now growing out from 'barely any facial hair' to 'some.' It's noticeable from 5 feet away now.
Chest hair is a no; Happy trail is a yes.
Armpits, yes.
Pubes, too much.
Legs, holy fuck. Thighs, not as much as my shins/ calves. Actually, it's pretty sparse on my thighs.

Anyhow, everyone is different.
Body hair will improve with time. I had friends growing full-fledged neck-beards at 14. Meanwhile it took me until now to get at least some more noticeable hairs on my face.
User avatar #127206 - womanexplain (04/12/2014) [-]
If you're worried about it, it may be a testosterone problem, see a doctor.
#61424 - Rate some of them, whatever. 04/06/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #65 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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