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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:11/25/2014
Location:Netherlands
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#115325 - Your name gets bluer the older you are as a member. You only g… 10/19/2014 on Social Board 0
#29 - Maybe the white guy stopped to think whether he would shake hi…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2014 on How people are reacting to... +4
#33 - mrvoodoo (10/18/2014) [-]
Pounding fists has less of a chance to pass the virus, less skin contact, and less liquid since we don't have many sweat glands on our knuckles, so...
FIST-BUMP AWAY!
#18 - Chinese women don't accept B's. 10/17/2014 on Heartless Helen +3
#25 - I lost interest about 1/4 way through. 10/17/2014 on Trying To Get Into Shape 0
#26 - **beatmasterz rolled comment #159 ** : he's not. This is … 10/15/2014 on lil marco 0
#32 - None 10/15/2014 on Assassin's Creed 0
#70 - "This man is having a heart attack!" "I'll … 10/14/2014 on Read bottom to top -1
#64 - It's called functional strength. 10/13/2014 on Superman Vs Batman Part 1... +8
#95 - Comment deleted 10/12/2014 on /b/'s sex life 0
#81 - >Shoulder press >Gains Pick one 10/11/2014 on state of fj -2
#157597 - Oh yeah how could I forget 10/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157575 - What's this from?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157591 - dehumanizer (10/10/2014) [-]
the beta uprising
User avatar #157597 - beatmasterz (10/10/2014) [-]
Oh yeah how could I forget
#222 - But you're not a jedi either, op.  [+] (15 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Obviously 0
User avatar #223 - metalcoldreaper (09/29/2014) [-]
doesn't mean he can't stab shit with it.
User avatar #240 - thegamerslife (09/29/2014) [-]
the lightsaber is useless unless he goes through the trials to get a crystal... js
User avatar #244 - metalcoldreaper (09/29/2014) [-]
Well i doubt a lightsaber is made without a crystal.

Not to mention its only Jedi n Sith tradition to make their own lightsabers from scratch. Who's to say the lightsaber isn't stolen? Or made by a collector without the force? Such feats have been done.
User avatar #246 - thegamerslife (09/29/2014) [-]
to get the crystal though you have to have the force.
User avatar #354 - Funnel (09/29/2014) [-]
Bullshit.

First off, anyone can buy crystals or lightsabers. Second, you don't even need a crystal to create a lightsaber, there are many ways of creating it, crystals are just the most common.

Third, you don't need the force to use it well, Pre Vizsla is a good example of that, he slaughtered many jedis and siths in duels with his lightsaber, even Obi Wan couldn't defeat him in a 1 on 1 lightsaber duel.
User avatar #248 - pjnona (09/29/2014) [-]
Tell me about the story of General Grievous
User avatar #249 - thegamerslife (09/29/2014) [-]
he keeps the lightsabers of the jedi he kills. go ahead, try to kill a jedi.
User avatar #251 - pjnona (09/29/2014) [-]
And from his story, he is not a jedi or even a sith! He was born on a planet called Kalee. He was in some sort of ''war'' against someone named Huk. He got badly injured and thats how he is a cyborg. And later on as you know, he was trained by Count Dooku and yes, he keeps the lighsabers from other Jedies.
User avatar #269 - lordsepulchure (09/29/2014) [-]
He was so skilled in warfare he was considered a demigod. Also the reason he calls himself Grievous is because when his great love died, he would allways grieve her loss...
Grievous got a really good story.
User avatar #407 - pjnona (10/14/2014) [-]
Thats true, almost everyone does, its so epic! I'm just waiting for the ''last'' movie to come, even though disney has the right for it... might be good, But still.
User avatar #252 - thegamerslife (09/29/2014) [-]
well, this doesn't say how you assertain your wand or lightsaber... just "which would you rather have. I assume you still have to fight either a wizard or a jedi to take these.
User avatar #255 - pjnona (09/29/2014) [-]
Perhaps. But you don't have to be a Jedi to use a lightsaber
User avatar #256 - thegamerslife (09/29/2014) [-]
no, it is just extremely hard for a human (or normal human if you like) to get a hold of one for any duration longer then say, 10 minutes. (I'm sure death or arrest follows shortly after)
User avatar #257 - pjnona (09/29/2014) [-]
Wanna try get one? or just build one. The HUMAN way.
User avatar #247 - metalcoldreaper (09/29/2014) [-]
Wrong.

Red crystals are manufactured so, they can easily be obtained.

And again, You can just steal the crystals rather easily from younglings.
#324116 - I hate the attention given to all this sjw **** m…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #324118 - cycloneclone (09/28/2014) [-]
Most of, if not 99% of the "Sjws" you find on internet are just trolls anyways
#74 - "Faster" is irrelevant when the flash is running. 09/28/2014 on lol, nothins faster than... 0
#101 - So tell me then. With no belts in prison, how would you preven… 09/28/2014 on Tricky white ppl 0
#98 - Because you bass it on absolutely nothing.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Tricky white ppl 0
User avatar #100 - dharkmoswen (09/28/2014) [-]
Look, as I've said I don't know HOW many times... I have been to prison. In most prisons in the states, sagging your pants is an invitation. Now, since you're such a moron, I believe I will have to explain this further. The trend STARTED because of the whole belts thing that's been mentioned time and again. I am NOT saying that sagging = advertising was how it started. I'm just saying, that in my experience, that is how things are now. If you still want to argue with me then you would have to either be the stupidest person on the planet and I would wonder how you were capable of eve using a computer, or else you are a troll. Either way, I'm done trying to get through to you.
User avatar #101 - beatmasterz (09/28/2014) [-]
So tell me then. With no belts in prison, how would you prevent sagging your pants?
#39 - Because I don't live a ******** .  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on The Road to Gamergate -3
#43 - Womens Study Major (09/27/2014) [-]
because you are a mangina
#45 - Why is Holland sodom?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on The World According to USA 0
User avatar #53 - thesovereigngrave (09/27/2014) [-]
I assume that the Netherlands is called that because of the legal prostitution and weed.
#21 - I had one of all the disney movies. 09/27/2014 on I'm so old I understand... 0
#35 - I've never once in my life encountered a girl who was as retar…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2014 on The Road to Gamergate +1
#37 - Womens Study Major (09/27/2014) [-]
Because you don't talk to girls.
User avatar #39 - beatmasterz (09/27/2014) [-]
Because I don't live a shithole.
#43 - Womens Study Major (09/27/2014) [-]
because you are a mangina
#94 - First off al, prisoners' belts got removed because of the risk…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Tricky white ppl 0
User avatar #96 - dharkmoswen (09/27/2014) [-]
Ok, nobody's arguing that or how it started. So how is what I said bullshit?
User avatar #98 - beatmasterz (09/27/2014) [-]
Because you bass it on absolutely nothing.
User avatar #100 - dharkmoswen (09/28/2014) [-]
Look, as I've said I don't know HOW many times... I have been to prison. In most prisons in the states, sagging your pants is an invitation. Now, since you're such a moron, I believe I will have to explain this further. The trend STARTED because of the whole belts thing that's been mentioned time and again. I am NOT saying that sagging = advertising was how it started. I'm just saying, that in my experience, that is how things are now. If you still want to argue with me then you would have to either be the stupidest person on the planet and I would wonder how you were capable of eve using a computer, or else you are a troll. Either way, I'm done trying to get through to you.
User avatar #101 - beatmasterz (09/28/2014) [-]
So tell me then. With no belts in prison, how would you prevent sagging your pants?
#281 - Sprinkle my titties and call me a cunt, addy. 09/26/2014 on addy's ban report +1
#57 - Written by someone who hasn't been in the real world. 09/26/2014 on >1969+45 >Marrying Sloots -2
#73 - I rescued dogmeat and made him wait in my house for the whole … 09/26/2014 on Just Fallout Things Comp pt3 0

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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