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beatmasterz

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Gender: male
Age: 19
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Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:5/29/2015
Location:Netherlands
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#114 - It's never the victim's fault but you're really ******* … 05/19/2015 on (untitled) 0
#51 - Picture 05/18/2015 on carnivoreapples's profile 0
#91 - That's nice of you but it's virtually impossible for christian…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Someone said today that... 0
#92 - auryn (05/18/2015) [-]
I think you severely underestimate the phenomenon called muscle memory. After once having attained a certain mass and strength, you can and will regain it in a much, much quicker time.
And he was completely malnourished when he started, which makes it even more so and might bring some other aspects into play that will catalyze muscle mass growth.

We're talking about someone who has a history of seriously working out for what I believe is at least 5 years. In the time of American Psycho, he worked out of 3 hours a day, 6 days a week.

It's also an ideal case in the sense that he has profesional trainers and dieticians, and working out is his job, so he can put all his time and energy in working out and resting.

Also, it was 121 lbs, and from the 230 lbs a substantial amount was fat. He had to cut back down to 190 lbs and he still had a what seemed to be a body fat percentage of somewhere around 14%.
Which brings his total lean muscle mass somewhere not far from his former physique in American Psycho, where he was really lean with hardly any fat at all.

As with Jean-Claude van Damme, he has been working out for literally a lifetime. He isn't even that big. He's what? 185 lbs at most?
Nothing unlikely, not even at an age of 54 if your training scheme and diet are still up to par.

>"There's no proof either way so it's all speculation."
Exactly, that's my entire point. So why shout "roids".
#60 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on fact comp +1
#61 - lotengo (05/18/2015) [-]
#49 - NO U  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on carnivoreapples's profile 0
User avatar #50 - carnivoreapples (05/18/2015) [-]
; _ ;

reported
User avatar #51 - beatmasterz (05/18/2015) [-]
#77 - Yeah and neither are stallone and schwarzenegger and christian…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Someone said today that... 0
#79 - auryn (05/17/2015) [-]
Stallone (older) and Schwarzenegger are too obvious to even mention, ofcourse they are on anabolic steroids.
Christian Bale is possible to do natural, and personally I think he did.

You seem to be highly misinformed what exercising and diet can achieve. Perhaps if you worked out a bit more you would've known.

I myself, back when I still trained, as a vegetarian ectomorph, weighing 140 lbs, managed to pack on over 55 lbs of muscle, all natural, after working my ass off day in, day out.

Yet people I met who were entirely sure that such a thing was impossible. It's kinda aggravating to get called a liar when you're not.
Especially when the fault lies in the blatant ignorance of the other.
User avatar #91 - beatmasterz (05/18/2015) [-]
That's nice of you but it's virtually impossible for christian bale to go from 110 lbs to 230 lbs in half a year without roiding. It's called acting.

And yes it's possible to gain a lot of muscle natty after years of hard work but some people just don't have the time or the patience. And when you're old it's incredibly hard to maintain muscle mass like that so it's not unheard of that Jean might be roiding. There's no proof either way so it's all speculation.

Also >implying ectomorphs exist
#92 - auryn (05/18/2015) [-]
I think you severely underestimate the phenomenon called muscle memory. After once having attained a certain mass and strength, you can and will regain it in a much, much quicker time.
And he was completely malnourished when he started, which makes it even more so and might bring some other aspects into play that will catalyze muscle mass growth.

We're talking about someone who has a history of seriously working out for what I believe is at least 5 years. In the time of American Psycho, he worked out of 3 hours a day, 6 days a week.

It's also an ideal case in the sense that he has profesional trainers and dieticians, and working out is his job, so he can put all his time and energy in working out and resting.

Also, it was 121 lbs, and from the 230 lbs a substantial amount was fat. He had to cut back down to 190 lbs and he still had a what seemed to be a body fat percentage of somewhere around 14%.
Which brings his total lean muscle mass somewhere not far from his former physique in American Psycho, where he was really lean with hardly any fat at all.

As with Jean-Claude van Damme, he has been working out for literally a lifetime. He isn't even that big. He's what? 185 lbs at most?
Nothing unlikely, not even at an age of 54 if your training scheme and diet are still up to par.

>"There's no proof either way so it's all speculation."
Exactly, that's my entire point. So why shout "roids".
#85 - kanatana (05/17/2015) [-]
#74 - roids, roids everywhere  [+] (6 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Someone said today that... 0
#76 - auryn (05/17/2015) [-]
A physique like Jean Claude van Damme is well within possibility of achieving naturally.

There's no clear indication to think it's steroids. To just assume people do makes you look like a tool.
User avatar #77 - beatmasterz (05/17/2015) [-]
Yeah and neither are stallone and schwarzenegger and christian bale and all the others right?
#79 - auryn (05/17/2015) [-]
Stallone (older) and Schwarzenegger are too obvious to even mention, ofcourse they are on anabolic steroids.
Christian Bale is possible to do natural, and personally I think he did.

You seem to be highly misinformed what exercising and diet can achieve. Perhaps if you worked out a bit more you would've known.

I myself, back when I still trained, as a vegetarian ectomorph, weighing 140 lbs, managed to pack on over 55 lbs of muscle, all natural, after working my ass off day in, day out.

Yet people I met who were entirely sure that such a thing was impossible. It's kinda aggravating to get called a liar when you're not.
Especially when the fault lies in the blatant ignorance of the other.
User avatar #91 - beatmasterz (05/18/2015) [-]
That's nice of you but it's virtually impossible for christian bale to go from 110 lbs to 230 lbs in half a year without roiding. It's called acting.

And yes it's possible to gain a lot of muscle natty after years of hard work but some people just don't have the time or the patience. And when you're old it's incredibly hard to maintain muscle mass like that so it's not unheard of that Jean might be roiding. There's no proof either way so it's all speculation.

Also >implying ectomorphs exist
#92 - auryn (05/18/2015) [-]
I think you severely underestimate the phenomenon called muscle memory. After once having attained a certain mass and strength, you can and will regain it in a much, much quicker time.
And he was completely malnourished when he started, which makes it even more so and might bring some other aspects into play that will catalyze muscle mass growth.

We're talking about someone who has a history of seriously working out for what I believe is at least 5 years. In the time of American Psycho, he worked out of 3 hours a day, 6 days a week.

It's also an ideal case in the sense that he has profesional trainers and dieticians, and working out is his job, so he can put all his time and energy in working out and resting.

Also, it was 121 lbs, and from the 230 lbs a substantial amount was fat. He had to cut back down to 190 lbs and he still had a what seemed to be a body fat percentage of somewhere around 14%.
Which brings his total lean muscle mass somewhere not far from his former physique in American Psycho, where he was really lean with hardly any fat at all.

As with Jean-Claude van Damme, he has been working out for literally a lifetime. He isn't even that big. He's what? 185 lbs at most?
Nothing unlikely, not even at an age of 54 if your training scheme and diet are still up to par.

>"There's no proof either way so it's all speculation."
Exactly, that's my entire point. So why shout "roids".
#85 - kanatana (05/17/2015) [-]
#114 - Ik heb een overwogen keuze gemaakt, en ik ben klaar voor deze … 05/17/2015 on Fact comp +2
#111 - yisss  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Fact comp +1
#112 - lotengo (05/17/2015) [-]
Wees er maar niet te blij mee, want je komt er never nooit meer van af
User avatar #114 - beatmasterz (05/17/2015) [-]
Ik heb een overwogen keuze gemaakt, en ik ben klaar voor deze toewijding.
#109 - ik ben ook nederlands  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Fact comp +1
#110 - lotengo (05/17/2015) [-]
vanaf nu sta ook jij op de lijst
User avatar #111 - beatmasterz (05/17/2015) [-]
yisss
#112 - lotengo (05/17/2015) [-]
Wees er maar niet te blij mee, want je komt er never nooit meer van af
User avatar #114 - beatmasterz (05/17/2015) [-]
Ik heb een overwogen keuze gemaakt, en ik ben klaar voor deze toewijding.
#31107 - No it's not normal, check your form. 05/15/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#29 - guess you don't live on the bottom of the sea then. get it? 05/14/2015 on Guess what? +5
#18 - salty  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Guess what? +22
User avatar #20 - fuzzyballs (05/14/2015) [-]
wow, never heard that one before
User avatar #29 - beatmasterz (05/14/2015) [-]
guess you don't live on the bottom of the sea then. get it?
#39 - g-g-GUISE WHAT IF IT'S ALL A DREAM 05/14/2015 on Its all in a mental... 0
#44 - oh right 05/13/2015 on It's Easy 0
#38 - Yeah I know what it is but how does that apply here?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2015 on It's Easy 0
User avatar #40 - taokami (05/13/2015) [-]
> Don't break the law or run when they tell you to stop.

Meaning either you're innocent or have broken the law. let's say the you have, in fact, broken a law, and the police come after you, "oh shit, the popos are a threat to my safety, should I stay and fight or run away to safety".
User avatar #70 - sketchE (05/13/2015) [-]
be a man and go peacefully. evading arrest is a crime and you dont want twenty crimes stacking up for what was likely something miner
User avatar #44 - beatmasterz (05/13/2015) [-]
oh right
#36 - wut  [+] (5 new replies) 05/13/2015 on It's Easy 0
User avatar #37 - taokami (05/13/2015) [-]
"Fight or flight instinct" that intuition that tells you whether you should stay and fight, or run and get the fuck away from the threat.
User avatar #38 - beatmasterz (05/13/2015) [-]
Yeah I know what it is but how does that apply here?
User avatar #40 - taokami (05/13/2015) [-]
> Don't break the law or run when they tell you to stop.

Meaning either you're innocent or have broken the law. let's say the you have, in fact, broken a law, and the police come after you, "oh shit, the popos are a threat to my safety, should I stay and fight or run away to safety".
User avatar #70 - sketchE (05/13/2015) [-]
be a man and go peacefully. evading arrest is a crime and you dont want twenty crimes stacking up for what was likely something miner
User avatar #44 - beatmasterz (05/13/2015) [-]
oh right
#55 - Oh it's a ******* joke, don't get your knickers in a twist. 05/13/2015 on Full 0
#106 - >Be 17 >Start working as dishwasher requiring no ski… 05/13/2015 on Getting a Job +5
#122 - Anyone else really starting to hate the word "shame"…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on Tomboys ftw +2
User avatar #128 - lordogames (05/12/2015) [-]
The words shame, offensive (and any variation) and misogynistic all have lost any meaning to me, as they're so frequently used for no reason.
#58 - Some come here to sit and think I come here to **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on Poop Butt Comp +1
User avatar #59 - Orangepeel (05/12/2015) [-]
Here I lie in stinky vapour because some bastard stole the paper.
Shall I lie or shall I linger, or will I be forced to use my finger?
#134 - **beatmasterz rolled user chokinandtokin ** 05/12/2015 on My toe when it sees low... 0
#167 - this 05/12/2015 on Based Neil drops the truthbomb +2
#156 - Yeah I used to think I had high metabolism too until I started… 05/11/2015 on Little Problems +1
#30734 - Actually I'm neither of those things but alright, whatever mak… 05/07/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #66 - carnivoreapples (05/17/2015) [-]
poopface
User avatar #65 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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