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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6458
Highest Content Rank:#6889
Highest Comment Rank:#282
Content Thumbs: 714 total,  962 ,  248
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Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 71 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 72 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 10.4% (104/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:2301
Total Comments Made:4964
FJ Points:3396

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#72 - It's funny cuz it's an actually steam machine. 03/31/2014 on College be like +30
#66 - Picture 03/31/2014 on Powerful images +40
#122 - Yeah silly him thinking a cancer treatment would cure it. 03/31/2014 on This week +1
#229 - That feel when you can eat as much junk as you want and you ne… 03/30/2014 on I could be wrong 0
#124545 - That's what /g/ adviced me too, I guess I'll buy that one. Thanks. 03/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#124520 - Team rocket. 03/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#124519 - I'm looking for a new headphone and I'm not at all familiar wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #124536 - derpityhurr (03/29/2014) [-]
If you want really accurate sound Audio Technica ATHM50 are really great
Otherwise, Sony headphones are known for their bass so look into that
User avatar #124545 - beatmasterz (03/29/2014) [-]
That's what /g/ adviced me too, I guess I'll buy that one. Thanks.
#124355 - 13 years. 03/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#60591 - I'm reading it right now, how coincidental.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #60597 - netzjager (03/28/2014) [-]
Read and Annotated I was bored Its a good read
User avatar #60604 - schnizel (03/28/2014) [-]
Vode an....
User avatar #60607 - netzjager (03/28/2014) [-]
I didn't think anybody would notice that I had the Mandalorian Symbol as my PP
User avatar #60614 - schnizel (03/28/2014) [-]
I'm not just any man.
I'm a schnizel
#20428 - Good times. 03/28/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#349 - Facebook said they're not going to change anything on the OR, … 03/27/2014 on Oculus Rift b'gone 0
#30 - One person pretends he stuck an egg up his ass, another person… 03/25/2014 on again 0
#29 - You ever heard how the siren of an ambulence distorts when it passes? 03/24/2014 on Christian Doppler was... 0
#60183 - "Terrorism is out of the question, we have evidence sugge…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on Politics - politics news,... +1
User avatar #60191 - schnizel (03/24/2014) [-]
kek
#546 - Comment deleted 03/24/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ 0
#348 - They all look sociable, why the **** are they here?  [+] (17 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ +11
User avatar #1096 - MissAlexisCrysten (03/24/2014) [-]
bc FJ family 4 life
User avatar #431 - lexxy (03/24/2014) [-]
i'm not very sociable, I broke my knuckle punching a guy in the face on the weekend. People should stay away from me!
#1184 - deathtoallpeasants (03/24/2014) [-]
thats my fetish
#1147 - allennis (03/24/2014) [-]
Don't hit people. unless he deserved it
#975 - newdevyx (03/24/2014) [-]
#546 - beatmasterz has deleted their comment.
#373 - iamsammich (03/24/2014) [-]
> be me, ordering pizza back when phones were the only way
> always get super nervous when ordering and avoided at all costs, but parents are dicks and made me order
> ordering process was going smoothly
> pizza lady asks if that'll be all
> nod my head yes instead of saying it
> didn't realize i dun goofed until a painfully awkward silence later

the internet is way better than real life. too many people in real life have seen me warily eyeing them like this hamster
User avatar #390 - chimpaflimp (03/24/2014) [-]
*Inb4 white-knight* You got second place. Pretty sure it wouldn't be just you eyeing them.
User avatar #397 - iamsammich (03/24/2014) [-]
oh no i'm talking about girls mostly. this valentine's day my floor RA had candy in a bucket by her door for people to take. i wanted some, but i didn't want to talk to her and she leaves her door open a lot. her dorm is around this corner, and i could tell that her door was open. so i leaned around the corner until i could look inside. she was in there and we shared a full eye contact where i also looked like the hamster. then i panicked and blurted "SUP" and then walked to a water fountain directly across from her door to try and make it seem like i was just getting water
User avatar #400 - chimpaflimp (03/24/2014) [-]
So by "too many people", you mean this one chick you don't even know.
User avatar #403 - iamsammich (03/24/2014) [-]
that's just one of many stories
User avatar #406 - chimpaflimp (03/24/2014) [-]
People IRL just seem to hate me for no good reason, so this site is pretty much my entire social life (except for like four people at my school who are in the same situation as me).
#2126 - thecrayzeeman (03/25/2014) [-]
You just described my pre-highschool life.
User avatar #412 - iamsammich (03/24/2014) [-]
my friends consist of my sister and a stray cat
User avatar #416 - chimpaflimp (03/24/2014) [-]
My cat is roughly 10 years old and just sleeps all day. Old bastard's still able to jump onto my garden fence, then the roof and go through my bedroom window, but he's about as lazy as I am. Also, my brother is as obnoxious and self-centred as is humanly possible. I got FJ. It's all I need.
User avatar #402 - chimpaflimp (03/24/2014) [-]
*don't really know
User avatar #399 - iamsammich (03/24/2014) [-]
full second of eye contact*
i got so excited to tell my awkward story that i left some words out
dishonor famiry and correge education
#80 - On the other hand, it's a superhero movie. It's not deep and i… 03/24/2014 on Iron Man Feels +2
#320 - I would be outraged if I constantly received dickpics from gir… 03/24/2014 on The only black male +5
#83 - I think a "no **** " is at place here. 03/23/2014 on loki was ok too +1
#37 - The secret was that Superman has a tiny dick. 03/22/2014 on do he got the booty 0
#127 - they're both out of shape.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/22/2014 on foreshadowing 0
User avatar #152 - kaycie (03/22/2014) [-]
I agree, but at least the girl on the right is skinny-fat (no muscle tone) instead of fat-fat
#144 - themassivefail (03/22/2014) [-]
#156 - paradox (03/23/2014) [-]
well said my dark blue comrade
#158 - themassivefail (03/23/2014) [-]
Tonight, we ride.
#52 - I ******* hate the word selfie.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on Get over here, you louse +1
#864853 - Just finished bioshock infinite, it was pretty gud.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #865056 - bigleaguechew (03/19/2014) [-]
It's bad because the internet told me it was bad.
User avatar #864876 - Gonnafly (03/18/2014) [-]
I found it not bad, but not good either.
Bioshock Infinite Critique
User avatar #864860 - ipostcp (03/18/2014) [-]
It's okay.
#864859 - shanets (03/18/2014) [-]
I finished it yesterday, really enjoyed it.
#96 - Wow what a strong message. Humans ruin the earth, I've never h… 03/18/2014 on Art with a strong message 0
#66 - It'd be acceptable if it wasn't associated with a meme.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on Awesome 0
#68 - timelimit (03/19/2014) [-]
implying courage wolf will still be a thing by the time this guy grows up

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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