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beatmasterz

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:9/04/2015
Location:Netherlands
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Highest Comment Rank:#282
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latest user's comments

#48 - What's funnyjunk's penis size? 6.3" reporting in. ***…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2014 on poker? 0
#106 - anon (11/11/2014) [-]
9 inch and it's hell
User avatar #73 - stifflimb (11/11/2014) [-]
just below 7 if I transfer from cm to inches correctly!
User avatar #57 - fuzzyballs (11/11/2014) [-]
nonya business
#26 - I kekked out loud, good job. 11/11/2014 on Sweet +18
#334413 - You heard me 11/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#334398 - Well it's ruining my front page.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #334410 - nefarian (11/06/2014) [-]
>My front page.
User avatar #334413 - beatmasterz (11/06/2014) [-]
You heard me
#334308 - Shut the **** up about gamergate. It's not a huge crime…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +6
User avatar #334309 - sugoi (11/06/2014) [-]
It's kinda ironic that you're telling people to just ignore things they hate when even you can't seem to ignore something you hate.
User avatar #334398 - beatmasterz (11/06/2014) [-]
Well it's ruining my front page.
User avatar #334410 - nefarian (11/06/2014) [-]
>My front page.
User avatar #334413 - beatmasterz (11/06/2014) [-]
You heard me
User avatar #334326 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/06/2014) [-]
>atheism
User avatar #334315 - lobselvith (11/06/2014) [-]
I think it's ridiculous that people are making such a big deal out of shit that they could easily just ignore. I can't ignore people bitching about all this dumb bullshit because it's on all the sites that I visit regularly. None of these things are even relevant IRL, and yet people are practically pissing their pants over dumb things that misinformed feminists say that literally has no impact on anything.
User avatar #334317 - thegrohltroll (11/06/2014) [-]
I'm afraid that the fact that stephen colbert had that girl on his show might make this an IRL thing. I hope not.
User avatar #334310 - thegrohltroll (11/06/2014) [-]
I believe he's being silent about it until he couldn't handle it anymore.
User avatar #334312 - sugoi (11/06/2014) [-]
Well GG has been a thing for like a year and bad journalism has been a thing since the dawn of journalism.
User avatar #334314 - thegrohltroll (11/06/2014) [-]
Yeah but the issue isn't entirely about bad journalism, is it? To me it's two childish groups fighting each other for no apparent reason
User avatar #334521 - sugoi (11/07/2014) [-]
What do you mean? What do you think it's about?
User avatar #334615 - thegrohltroll (11/07/2014) [-]
It's feminists fighting for something I have no idea what it is. And "gamers" fighting back, I have no idea why, they can ultimately just ignore them.
In most cases this is it, I don't see a lot of people talking about gaming journalism.
User avatar #334625 - sugoi (11/07/2014) [-]
It all started with gaming journalism, something about Zoey Quinn, Five guys and burgers and fries.

I think you're kinda right on the mark that it's a feminist vs gamer slappy fight for the most part at the moment but it's still KINDA about journalism and integrity.
User avatar #334632 - thegrohltroll (11/07/2014) [-]
KINDA

All I see is stupid shit. If it's about gaming journalism it would've stopped sooner.
User avatar #334680 - sugoi (11/07/2014) [-]
Why would it have stopped sooner?
I say kinda because it's also been pushed aside for the slappy fights. It's like if two people had a genuine argument about oh let's say what to have for dinner, and it ended with the two sides calling each other bitches and never really deciding what to have for dinner.
User avatar #334704 - thegrohltroll (11/07/2014) [-]
Because the journalists that fucked up would've been fired or at least no one would trust them. And Quinn would've been called a bitch and no one would play her shit.
But once she got all that back up from these idiots, the whole debate evolved into a cat fight.
User avatar #334311 - thegrohltroll (11/06/2014) [-]
He was
User avatar #334313 - sugoi (11/06/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#334307 - Only the pretty ones. They don't need personalities, they just… 11/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#138 - muh gamergate 11/06/2014 on Gamergate ally: Mackenzie... 0
#161581 - Alright thanks. 11/05/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#161579 - I'm on a bulking diet so I need the extra calories. But dietar…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #161580 - jazzd (11/05/2014) [-]
short answer no, most of the cholesterol in the blood is made by the liver but the thing is that it cannot be burnt or degraded. It can only be secreted in bile so if you get too much it can make you have bladder stones.


If you are trying to get mass it's ok, but I suggest you to eat a few less eggs and take other protein sources
User avatar #161581 - beatmasterz (11/05/2014) [-]
Alright thanks.
#161563 - Is eating six eggs a day bad?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #161566 - jazzd (11/05/2014) [-]
Well, they have a lot of fat and cholesterol so if you dont burn those calories it can affect your blood cholesterol levels, which is not very healthy

So... Do you exercise? And do you eat six eggs everyday?
User avatar #161579 - beatmasterz (11/05/2014) [-]
I'm on a bulking diet so I need the extra calories. But dietary cholesterol doesn't affect blood cholesterol, does it?
User avatar #161580 - jazzd (11/05/2014) [-]
short answer no, most of the cholesterol in the blood is made by the liver but the thing is that it cannot be burnt or degraded. It can only be secreted in bile so if you get too much it can make you have bladder stones.


If you are trying to get mass it's ok, but I suggest you to eat a few less eggs and take other protein sources
User avatar #161581 - beatmasterz (11/05/2014) [-]
Alright thanks.
#161447 - Is anyone here a dietician or a medical student?  [+] (7 new replies) 11/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #161495 - jazzd (11/05/2014) [-]
I'm a med student, what's your doubt?
User avatar #161563 - beatmasterz (11/05/2014) [-]
Is eating six eggs a day bad?
User avatar #161566 - jazzd (11/05/2014) [-]
Well, they have a lot of fat and cholesterol so if you dont burn those calories it can affect your blood cholesterol levels, which is not very healthy

So... Do you exercise? And do you eat six eggs everyday?
User avatar #161579 - beatmasterz (11/05/2014) [-]
I'm on a bulking diet so I need the extra calories. But dietary cholesterol doesn't affect blood cholesterol, does it?
User avatar #161580 - jazzd (11/05/2014) [-]
short answer no, most of the cholesterol in the blood is made by the liver but the thing is that it cannot be burnt or degraded. It can only be secreted in bile so if you get too much it can make you have bladder stones.


If you are trying to get mass it's ok, but I suggest you to eat a few less eggs and take other protein sources
User avatar #161581 - beatmasterz (11/05/2014) [-]
Alright thanks.
#161455 - logickid (11/04/2014) [-]
I'm considering being a Military Nurse...

That's it.
#14 - That's going to be a very awkward walk to the dumpster. 11/04/2014 on I'd do it. +1
#13 - le cookies are ready  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on Will Smith 0
User avatar #14 - swimmingprodigy (11/04/2014) [-]
That's perfect since I'm doing GOMAD
#104 - Everyone who quotes this **** unironically completely m… 11/01/2014 on Motivational quote of the Day 0
#15 - **** off denmark this is a dutch post.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/30/2014 on If you ain't Dutch, you... +42
#24 - springbok (10/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 - koalasaurus (10/30/2014) [-]
now you know how belgians feel when the dutch language is used
User avatar #22 - quitethedelicacy (10/30/2014) [-]
Belgian is pretty much the same as Dutch. Y 'know, since Belgium used to be part of The Netherlands in the olden days.

Except for the ones that speak French.
User avatar #27 - mathmanchris (10/30/2014) [-]
Also know as "the better part". Just kidding, it's just that I don't like flamish? Flemish? Flamant =)
#114 - I watch neither because they're both gay. 10/30/2014 on Well... 0
#212 - Based Dmitry Klokov. 10/28/2014 on Why you should lift 0
#132104 - What's your all time favorite song? For me it's strobe.  [+] (12 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #132218 - citruslord (10/28/2014) [-]
That's a tough one, likely this.
Whispered  -  Blade In The Snow (full song)
Maybe not the best music in the world, but the song is so epic, it's stuck with me the most.
#132136 - haydentheviking (10/27/2014) [-]
Mastodon- The Last Baron SÓLSTAFIR "LÁGNÆTTI" (Official Video) these 2 recently Wintersun - Time (Live @ Sonic Pump Studios) this one for the past year i always come back to it
User avatar #132137 - haydentheviking (10/27/2014) [-]
these 2 referring to mastodon and solstafir i forgot to do a ,
User avatar #132133 - masterofmuffins (10/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #132128 - marcinthedark (10/27/2014) [-]
#132127 - anon (10/27/2014) [-]
there is perm favorite, you move, you change


but mines are

Talking Heads With Our Love (HQ)

YOB - Adrift in the Ocean

Sheep - Pink Floyd - Animals
#132129 - anon (10/27/2014) [-]
there is no*
User avatar #132110 - shibe (10/27/2014) [-]
pg.99 - A Sonnet to Both Ugly and Murderous This question is like impossible for me to answer because my favorite song changes quite a lot. Right now it's probably this.

Animal Collective- Summertime Clothes It could also be this, I absolutely love this as well.

Dream On by Aerosmith lyrics For like the part of my life I didn't really like music, it was this.

so yea, this question sucks, but i like going back and listening to all my favorite songs because they're all nice.
User avatar #132105 - thebestpieever (10/27/2014) [-]
#132107 - worldatarms (10/27/2014) [-]
I would barely call that a sentence
User avatar #132109 - thebestpieever (10/27/2014) [-]
Joke =/= bait.
User avatar #132106 - kaisakuenkou (10/27/2014) [-]
fucking shit
#97 - Just buy two pizzas 10/27/2014 on Lovely Pizza 0
#159801 - Start caring about your appearance, be nice and confident, the… 10/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#41 - >Be in waste management >Everyone thinks you're a mobster 10/24/2014 on First Date +1
#60 - Me too, I always travel miles across the internet to find one … 10/24/2014 on This is what I have become +1
#37 - And don't forget to blame genetics. 10/20/2014 on Chocolate covered cheesecake +4
#31 - I always want to play this, but the gameplay is so **** . 10/20/2014 on Spec ops the line comp 0
#41 - didn't read lol 10/20/2014 on Read Read Read! +1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #66 - carnivoreapples (05/17/2015) [-]
poopface
User avatar #65 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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