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Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:7/10/2014
Location:Netherlands
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#50009 - I wasn't targeting you specifically, just the whole trend of t…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #50010 - revengeforfreeze (01/27/2014) [-]
"wasn't targeting you"
you're on the wrong post saying this though

It's true, there is only darkness after death most likely unless some things people say are true, but I do believe only that we have potential to be pulle din direction of evil scum and so forth

but I've rarely seen any of this. Are you refering to that philosoraptor post I made about Gods image or what?
User avatar #50011 - beatmasterz (01/27/2014) [-]
No, just the whole neckbeard thing. I remember about a year ago christians being the giant scapegoat for jokes and now it's shifted to atheists. Specifically, the hairy obese ones.
User avatar #50012 - revengeforfreeze (01/27/2014) [-]
lol i uhh.. guess

I still don't see it as often as this summer though
#50007 - Can we drop this **** already? This is ***…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Religion Board 0
#50008 - revengeforfreeze (01/27/2014) [-]
Jesus.

I was trying to make a joke, I don't actually give a shit about him.

Calm down.. I have no idea what you mean by that nihilistic pessimistic part.. what?
User avatar #50009 - beatmasterz (01/27/2014) [-]
I wasn't targeting you specifically, just the whole trend of this shit lately.
And I meant that humans are inherently evil scum, eternal darkness after death etc.
User avatar #50010 - revengeforfreeze (01/27/2014) [-]
"wasn't targeting you"
you're on the wrong post saying this though

It's true, there is only darkness after death most likely unless some things people say are true, but I do believe only that we have potential to be pulle din direction of evil scum and so forth

but I've rarely seen any of this. Are you refering to that philosoraptor post I made about Gods image or what?
User avatar #50011 - beatmasterz (01/27/2014) [-]
No, just the whole neckbeard thing. I remember about a year ago christians being the giant scapegoat for jokes and now it's shifted to atheists. Specifically, the hairy obese ones.
User avatar #50012 - revengeforfreeze (01/27/2014) [-]
lol i uhh.. guess

I still don't see it as often as this summer though
#251 - What's wrong with cutoff capris?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on do's and dont's +4
User avatar #254 - joshlol (01/27/2014) [-]
I was thinking the same thing, looks perfectly fine
#87326 - Holy **** did I just heard admin talk? 01/26/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#134 - weird 01/26/2014 on jackin it 0
#132 - Why the **** would you beat off to stay awake? I …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/26/2014 on jackin it +11
#144 - anonymous (01/26/2014) [-]
You can either wank to stay awake or fall asleep. In the morning I do it to stay awake and at night i do it to fall asleep
User avatar #143 - wolviewolverine (01/26/2014) [-]
and that's why you are single.
User avatar #140 - welfarekid (01/26/2014) [-]
Right? It is supposed to release hormones that sedate you.
#136 - luckyspirit (01/26/2014) [-]
Usually I can last a while depending on the situation, and the longer I last before climax, the more my heart beats, which pumps more blood and keeps me awake. Might be the same for the guy who posted the story on 4Chan first, but at the same time it could be something else. It is different between everyone I assume.
User avatar #133 - spaceturtlecadet (01/26/2014) [-]
It keeps me awake.
User avatar #134 - beatmasterz (01/26/2014) [-]
weird
#72 - First anime I actually recognize.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2014 on What else would she want 0
#73 - darkcorezeronine (01/25/2014) [-]
Who would believe that's an anime?
#38 - Sometimes this happens, usually it doesn't. Deal with it. 01/24/2014 on I dont want to live on this... 0
#63 - I was in line in the supermarket and a black guy was behind th… 01/24/2014 on thought i'd put this out +2
#239 - Bent over that is 01/24/2014 on What an assho-... oh :) +5
#182 - He posted 2500 bail. 01/24/2014 on Too old 0
#17948 - Yes but that wasn't in the books.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #17949 - temporalguardian (01/24/2014) [-]
well like i said, i had just watched the episode in the series. Not the book. unless books function in seasons and episodes.
#130 - After seeing that about 10 times I finally notice the flag. 01/23/2014 on Cuisses de grenouilles 0
#55963 - I've never heard a Stormcloakfag give one legit argument for h… 01/23/2014 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#17940 - That's not even the right line. It's supposed to be "Jami…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #17946 - temporalguardian (01/24/2014) [-]
nnno, the guy said "The lanisters send their regards"
User avatar #17948 - beatmasterz (01/24/2014) [-]
Yes but that wasn't in the books.
User avatar #17949 - temporalguardian (01/24/2014) [-]
well like i said, i had just watched the episode in the series. Not the book. unless books function in seasons and episodes.
#17939 - Not enigmatic enough. Bruce Wayne is supposed to look handsome…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on Television - cartoon... +2
User avatar #17942 - thegrohltroll (01/23/2014) [-]
bale was a great batman, there's no doubt about that
#113333 - Thanks, I'll look into it. 01/22/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#9 - It's alway sunny in philadelphia  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2014 on So disgusting +9
User avatar #15 - gentlemanofbacon (01/22/2014) [-]
doubt it, it has to rain now and then.
#21 - anonymous (01/22/2014) [-]
you were supposed to say what about nighttime?
User avatar #22 - gentlemanofbacon (01/22/2014) [-]
that doesn't count.
#20 - justalie (01/22/2014) [-]
Oh the sweet LOL's.
#59 - Thanks anyway jokexplain 01/22/2014 on Awful first-time OC +4
#95 - 9 divine icecream, hehe 01/22/2014 on Skyrim 0
#113230 - No I have it here, all those programs charge when you're more … 01/22/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#17865 - One of Nolan's bests 01/21/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#113089 - What's the quickest way to transfer 10gb+ of videos online to …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #113259 - billybong (01/22/2014) [-]
if bandwidth is no object (IE, you don't have a download cap to worry about) then you can try setting up FTP (file transfer protocol) using a program like Filezilla.

I could write out the instructions.... but I wont, so here: lifehacker.com/339887/build-a-home-ftp-server-with-filezilla

note that you need access to your router to set up port forwarding, as well as either a static ip or a dynamic DNS service set up (not sure if they mention it in the guide, but dyndns is free)

Also, some ISP's count your uploads towards your downloads. So by uploading to your friend, you might use your own download quota.

Your friend then uses the FTP client to download everything selected/available.

That's the best, most efficient (and if done right, most secure) method of transferring files over the net, but a pain in the ass for a one off transfer if you don't know anything about FTP, NAT or DNS

Lastly if you don't understand anything I just said, the easiest way is to post a couple of burnt DVD's and be done with it, because anything else is probably more trouble than it's worth
User avatar #113333 - beatmasterz (01/22/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'll look into it.
User avatar #113191 - advicedude (01/22/2014) [-]
You have it on an online database? (drive, dropbox, etc.)
User avatar #113230 - beatmasterz (01/22/2014) [-]
No I have it here, all those programs charge when you're more than 2gb.
#48 - Some come here to sit and think, I come here to **** … 01/21/2014 on This really spoke to me 0
#179230 - thank you, hopefully this will prevent any more weak, gross an… 01/20/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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