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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:12/17/2014
Location:Netherlands
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#132382 - No. There's something called middle ground, you know.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... -1
User avatar #132383 - womanexplain (05/10/2014) [-]
Ok well I'm not going to bother if you're going to thumb me down. I asked you if that was what it was, I wasn't asking for a sassy reply.
User avatar #132396 - beatmasterz (05/11/2014) [-]
Well if you're not going to give me advice then you're really wasting my time anyway.
#132365 - C'mon you know what I mean. I'm not looking for a wife, just s…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... -1
User avatar #132378 - womanexplain (05/10/2014) [-]
So a hump and dump?
User avatar #132503 - legendaryhero (05/11/2014) [-]
Don't worry, I understand you.
User avatar #132382 - beatmasterz (05/10/2014) [-]
No. There's something called middle ground, you know.
User avatar #132383 - womanexplain (05/10/2014) [-]
Ok well I'm not going to bother if you're going to thumb me down. I asked you if that was what it was, I wasn't asking for a sassy reply.
User avatar #132396 - beatmasterz (05/11/2014) [-]
Well if you're not going to give me advice then you're really wasting my time anyway.
#132355 - There's this girl in my class and she's a complete knockout an…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... -1
#132438 - saltybanana (05/11/2014) [-]
brooo came to the right brothaa!!

just go up to her,
say hey! my name is anon and i like cock, i know you do tooooo? he he he heee im joking thou just say hey, my name is....
mention something she likes, that you kinda know as well. ex let say you work out and shes talking about how her belly fat wont go away. say i had that problem too..... you guys will talk for hours. and when class ends ask for her number?
User avatar #132464 - beatmasterz (05/11/2014) [-]
Alright I'll try, thanks.
User avatar #132360 - womanexplain (05/10/2014) [-]
'we don't have anything in common.'
There's your issue and your answer.
User avatar #132365 - beatmasterz (05/10/2014) [-]
C'mon you know what I mean. I'm not looking for a wife, just someone to have a good time with.
User avatar #132378 - womanexplain (05/10/2014) [-]
So a hump and dump?
User avatar #132503 - legendaryhero (05/11/2014) [-]
Don't worry, I understand you.
User avatar #132382 - beatmasterz (05/10/2014) [-]
No. There's something called middle ground, you know.
User avatar #132383 - womanexplain (05/10/2014) [-]
Ok well I'm not going to bother if you're going to thumb me down. I asked you if that was what it was, I wasn't asking for a sassy reply.
User avatar #132396 - beatmasterz (05/11/2014) [-]
Well if you're not going to give me advice then you're really wasting my time anyway.
#132354 - As long as nobody knows it doesn't happen. 05/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#132327 - yes  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #132328 - revengeforfreeze (05/10/2014) [-]
ty
#132325 - It's pronounced like cage.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #132326 - revengeforfreeze (05/10/2014) [-]
geydsh then?
User avatar #132327 - beatmasterz (05/10/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #132328 - revengeforfreeze (05/10/2014) [-]
ty
#132314 - How do they know the address? Are they permitted to wiretap?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #132318 - princessren (05/10/2014) [-]
pretty sure police can trace calls
#132300 - If you call 911 and say nothing and then hang up after a while…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #132322 - personalspace (05/10/2014) [-]
This sounds suspicious. Yes, police are required to investigate every emergency call and make a reports. They generally trace a call right away when the phone goes off.
User avatar #132306 - watermelloon (05/10/2014) [-]
they sometimes send a cop out to check it out.
User avatar #132304 - princessren (05/10/2014) [-]
most likely
I wouldn't advise messing with emergency hot lines
that is a serious crime
User avatar #132314 - beatmasterz (05/10/2014) [-]
How do they know the address? Are they permitted to wiretap?
User avatar #132318 - princessren (05/10/2014) [-]
pretty sure police can trace calls
#132290 - So dogs exist because of selective breeding. Humans started to…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #132349 - fuckya (05/10/2014) [-]
Cats domesticated themselves.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7-oY8YHU7Y
User avatar #132348 - misticalz (05/10/2014) [-]
Probably lynx
#215 - Speak for yourself, anon. 05/09/2014 on Homophobia is funny 0
#200 - Wow nice insult. I was just explaining the military's train of… 05/09/2014 on Homophobia is funny +1
#190 - No, gays aren't allowed in the army because the army is suppos… 05/09/2014 on Homophobia is funny -1
#45 - He was really loud. 05/08/2014 on me +1
#42 - I was once paired up with a polack who wouldn't shut up about …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2014 on me +6
#44 - anonymous (05/08/2014) [-]
I don't imagine you would have heard him t all at that speed.
User avatar #45 - beatmasterz (05/08/2014) [-]
He was really loud.
#131949 - Drinking alcohol to serve a purpose almost always causes addiction. 05/07/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#63373 - Any form of progress has its group of people hating it. 05/07/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#131921 - Any meat contains protein. 05/07/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#131783 - INTJ masterrace. 05/06/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#131782 - I don't know about lifting. Muscle training mainly converts fa…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #131797 - darksideofthebeast (05/06/2014) [-]
Yea, I'm slowly cutting back on soda because I don't want to have caffeine withdrawals.
I get headaches and feel nasty.
I don't eat too much candy, here and there. I like jolly ranchers or gummi bears.
Other than that, I mostly eat noodles. (I'm not eating ramen anymore, fuck that. But I do eat the little chow mein pack things, taste good as fuck)
And that's mostly what my diet consists of.
My mother bought some good meal replacement shakes. I plan to drink those for breakfast, have a light snack for lunch with one of the drinks.
Then for dinner, eat what I have and then go and exercise again.
Thank you for the advice also.

User avatar #131795 - malimrav (05/06/2014) [-]
Lifting doesn't convert fat to muscle. Muscles grow from protein and fat is lost due to using up energy.
User avatar #131785 - ScottP (05/06/2014) [-]
I thought you need some type of meat for protein
User avatar #131921 - beatmasterz (05/07/2014) [-]
Any meat contains protein.
#109046 - Is Kanye West a good artist? I have to admit Yeezus was a pret…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #109102 - ferrettamer (04/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #109085 - misticalz (04/20/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #109048 - awesomerninjathing (04/20/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #109047 - teoyeezy (04/20/2014) [-]
What is art?
User avatar #109050 - awesomerninjathing (04/20/2014) [-]
baby don't draw me
#233753 - you idiot 04/20/2014 on PARTY ROOM +1
#233726 - Admin do you watch game of thrones? 04/20/2014 on PARTY ROOM +1
#233646 - no pls don't 04/20/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#233579 - Yeah but it's better. 04/20/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#233530 - Admin why doesn't funnyjunk support webm?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
User avatar #233549 - gunatyoface (04/20/2014) [-]
this isn't 3chin
User avatar #233579 - beatmasterz (04/20/2014) [-]
Yeah but it's better.

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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