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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:10/31/2014
Location:Netherlands
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#57 - Written by someone who hasn't been in the real world. 09/26/2014 on >1969+45 >Marrying Sloots -2
#73 - I rescued dogmeat and made him wait in my house for the whole … 09/26/2014 on Just Fallout Things Comp pt3 0
#36 - I get so goddamn annoyed when some ******** fact …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Tricky white ppl 0
User avatar #80 - dharkmoswen (09/26/2014) [-]
How is this bullshit?
User avatar #94 - beatmasterz (09/27/2014) [-]
First off al, prisoners' belts got removed because of the risk of suicide or assault, resulting in low hanging pants. The word sagging is a regular english word that means decrease. Saggin' is just nigger slang where they remove the g at the end of a verb. People in the ghettos have sagging pants to pay tribute to niggers who've been in prison.
User avatar #96 - dharkmoswen (09/27/2014) [-]
Ok, nobody's arguing that or how it started. So how is what I said bullshit?
User avatar #98 - beatmasterz (09/27/2014) [-]
Because you bass it on absolutely nothing.
User avatar #100 - dharkmoswen (09/28/2014) [-]
Look, as I've said I don't know HOW many times... I have been to prison. In most prisons in the states, sagging your pants is an invitation. Now, since you're such a moron, I believe I will have to explain this further. The trend STARTED because of the whole belts thing that's been mentioned time and again. I am NOT saying that sagging = advertising was how it started. I'm just saying, that in my experience, that is how things are now. If you still want to argue with me then you would have to either be the stupidest person on the planet and I would wonder how you were capable of eve using a computer, or else you are a troll. Either way, I'm done trying to get through to you.
User avatar #101 - beatmasterz (09/28/2014) [-]
So tell me then. With no belts in prison, how would you prevent sagging your pants?
#18262 - Pushups only do chest and triceps. If you want to gain strengh… 09/24/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#18249 - >toning Rows, deadlifts, squats and pullups. 09/24/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#18248 - For pure strength you need a 5x5 routine. Try SS or SL.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #18261 - aldkai (09/24/2014) [-]
Just came back. Can't really access any online guide cause right now internet is rather limited since a while (seriously makes me mad gonna try to print some stuff at the uni). I stayed for the full hour-and-a-half that the gym was open for bodybuilding and did mostly a traction machine (I stopped whenever I couldn't keep up)...However right now I don't feel any of the excruciating post-exercise pain that I felt last week when I decided the smartest thing to do to come back to muscle training was push-ups until my arms die.

Is that bad?
User avatar #18262 - beatmasterz (09/24/2014) [-]
Pushups only do chest and triceps. If you want to gain strenght you can't isolate your arms, you need to work your full body.
#18247 - People losing weight need to eat a lot of protein, but try to …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
User avatar #18260 - thehighking (09/24/2014) [-]
Thanks for the tip,I don't want to lose my gains from the past couple months.
#18246 - You will have to eat more. Calculate your calorie expenditure … 09/24/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#18244 - Well first off all don't have a "leg day". Start off… 09/24/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#18243 - Genetics determine fat and muscle distribution and bone struct… 09/24/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#18241 - You should be able to recover fairly quickly because you lifte… 09/24/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#18240 - Start jogging every other day. Start with 30 minutes (or less … 09/24/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#18239 - Eat more and deload. 09/24/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#18238 - 1. One rest day is good. 2. Do weighted chin ups and pullu… 09/24/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#360 - Who? 09/24/2014 on An FJ User Died Tonight 0
#113 - Same here. ******* nederland. 09/22/2014 on What it's like being tall 0
#106 - It's tall even in the netherlands. The average there is 6'.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2014 on What it's like being tall 0
#108 - MeTtOoW (09/22/2014) [-]
Mfw all of my friends are taller
User avatar #113 - beatmasterz (09/22/2014) [-]
Same here. Fucking nederland.
#45 - Yesterday I was in this thread on /fit/ about a 22 year old gu… 09/22/2014 on living the dream 0
#22 - this is not the time to use that.jpg 09/22/2014 on Bodybuilder Milhouse +1
#137 - Islamic state marching up, israel is ****** and u… 09/21/2014 on (untitled) +2
#80 - Ugh everybody stop blowing this up. I regularly go on /fit/ ma… 09/21/2014 on Reaction to 4chan siding... 0
#51 - Is that supposed to be yahtzee? 09/21/2014 on Blue 0
#60 - I AM NOT A GAY FISH 09/21/2014 on Draw me like one of your... 0
#17084 - What's the best cheap earbuds with a clip?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #17091 - istartedthewar (09/20/2014) [-]
Buying a nice pair of cheap earbuds and a 99c clip on amazon
#17 - I love fish sticks.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Draw me like one of your... +1
#44 - anon (09/20/2014) [-]
You're a gay fish.
User avatar #60 - beatmasterz (09/21/2014) [-]
I AM NOT A GAY FISH

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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