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Gender: male
Age: 18
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:7/26/2014
Location:Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6524
Highest Content Rank:#6889
Highest Comment Rank:#282
Content Thumbs: 714 total,  962 ,  248
Comment Thumbs: 12057 total,  15116 ,  3059
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 71 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 72 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 75.6% (378/500)
Level 311 Comments: Wizard → Level 312 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:2294
Total Comments Made:4768
FJ Points:3170

latest user's comments

#17 - Give me feels 07/18/2014 on Living Alone 0
#62 - It would be amazing if it wasn't red. 07/18/2014 on Amazing painting of water 0
#964 - **beatmasterz rolls 653,824,094** motherfuck 07/17/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#961 - *rol 9*  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Roll for Red 0
User avatar #964 - beatmasterz (07/17/2014) [-]
**beatmasterz rolls 653,824,094** motherfuck
#34 - Iron, lithium and sodium means blood meth and tears. 07/17/2014 on Breaking Bad +1
#23 - *tips fedora* 07/17/2014 on title 0
#37 - Free weights activate the most primal instinct: The fear of death. 07/17/2014 on . 0
#1411 - 18, work in a kitchen. I don't know why kids like the taste of… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#38 - I hear ya, he's a glorified tv show host. 07/16/2014 on GoOd Guy Bill Nye +1
#47 - To top it off you should send the pics to her dad. 07/16/2014 on True Story 0
#82 - I can name two instances where they didn't. 07/16/2014 on [freedoms intensify] +3
#144977 - Well Superman has a habit of destroying the whole city he's tr… 07/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#144971 - **beatmasterz rolls 920** your naked balls. 07/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#144970 - Okay so this is the secret opening that works 100% of the time… 07/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#144969 - What do you mean examples? People or scenarios? Pretty much ev…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #144972 - TATTYBOJANGLES (07/16/2014) [-]
Just general examples of things action heroes seem to be able to do without having an emotional trauma afterwards. Killing a person would leave a scar on most well adjusted people, as would being horribly tortured, but action heroes seem to be able to just brush that shit off like it was nothing.
User avatar #144977 - beatmasterz (07/16/2014) [-]
Well Superman has a habit of destroying the whole city he's trying to save.
#45 - >Implying I care about the girl during sex  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on 11 inches of lies 0
User avatar #46 - feelythefeel (07/16/2014) [-]
k
#51 - "lol so many drugzz this site is on drugz guise im on dru… 07/16/2014 on (untitled) 0
#24 - Your mom didn't seem to complain about my one-inch long breadstick.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2014 on 11 inches of lies 0
User avatar #41 - feelythefeel (07/16/2014) [-]
One inch long? Did she even notice?
User avatar #45 - beatmasterz (07/16/2014) [-]
>Implying I care about the girl during sex
User avatar #46 - feelythefeel (07/16/2014) [-]
k
#133 - Every day in the life of a fat person is embarrassing. 07/16/2014 on Oppressed 0
#121 - I wish that cat was my cock.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Don't you fuck with me -1
User avatar #135 - xenoquack (07/16/2014) [-]
I wish the girl was my cock.
#140 - ledane (07/16/2014) [-]
#159 - bouazizforever (07/16/2014) [-]
so he could have pussy
#142 - dontknowmeatall (07/16/2014) [-]
He likes using kitties for sounding.
User avatar #141 - xenoquack (07/16/2014) [-]
I girl the cock was my wish.
#158 - neroshadewolf has deleted their comment.
#10 - Haha, that was pretty clever for once. 07/15/2014 on Life goes on +12
#68 - That's intense bodyloveing autistic. I guess that makes sense. 07/15/2014 on (untitled) +1
#77 - It's the black guy in the suit. 07/15/2014 on who is the tiny man in blue? 0
#256 - So maybe he saw his brother instead of his sister.. 07/15/2014 on we need to talk son 0
#144440 - I don't know much about that sorry 07/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0

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User avatar #65 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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