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Age: 20
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Location:Netherlands
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#37 - Could you give me the ending in spoiler text? I'm curious.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/21/2016 on Professor +2
#39 - kez (01/21/2016) [-]
The woman who was his wife and the mother of the children dies and the kids are like, you obviously love robin from that story so go get her, so he runs over to robin and says hi and they get together.
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#71 - thesauceguy (01/22/2016) [-]
Yeah but In the DVD extras they actually shot the scene where Tracy actually is still alive at the end. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoHUs8J7x94
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#40 - beatmasterz (01/21/2016) [-]
Wow that is beyond retarded. What happened to marshal lily and barney?
#42 - kez (01/21/2016) [-]
MArshal and lilly mopve out of the city and start a family and stay together.

Barney and robin break up because of Robins travelling for work and he goes back to his banging random girls thing, gets a random girl pregnen, she keeps the baby, he hates it, but then when shes born he loves her and becomes a father.
#45 - kez (01/21/2016) [-]
Oh, before marshal and lilly live in new york suburbs they go to rome for lillys job or something for a year. They have a 3rd kid after moving back to NY after rome
#46 - kez (01/21/2016) [-]
And marshall gets another chance to become a judge and he gets it
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#78 - beatmasterz (01/22/2016) [-]
Well I didn't miss out on anything
#59 - fcrocker (01/21/2016) [-]
And they so nearly made it to the end without jumping the shark.
#126 - PLOT TWIST it's a female nipple 01/11/2016 on How to annoy the mods 101 +1
#183 - I don't think rolex's is accurate.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/08/2016 on How the 1% Lives .2 +1
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#221 - AnomynousUser (01/08/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure the most proper way would be to say Rolex watches.
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#241 - TheBobby (01/08/2016) [-]
I was thinking Rolexes
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#242 - AnomynousUser (01/08/2016) [-]
I was originally thinking Rolex's, but looked it up and apparently proper nouns don't use apostrophes like acronyms do. But I'm still pretty sure just using the brand name followed by the object would be the safest and easiest (Rolex watches).
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#249 - AnomynousUser (01/08/2016) [-]
But it's defined as a brand by any other website dictionary.reference.com/browse/rolex and making it plural would mean multiple brands. But when people say it as "I bought a Rolex" it's using Rolex as an object rather than brand, so I think it doesn't really matter what you use as it can be used two ways to mean the same thing.
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#251 - TheBobby (01/08/2016) [-]
Oh well. I'm so poor I can barely afford to type the word in the first place, so it doesn't really matter to me.
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#246 - TheBobby (01/08/2016) [-]
that's a really shitty source, but that's what I got
#95 - roleces?  [+] (9 new replies) 01/08/2016 on How the 1% Lives .2 -1
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#109 - norkasthethird (01/08/2016) [-]
note the apostrophe
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#183 - beatmasterz (01/08/2016) [-]
I don't think rolex's is accurate.
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#221 - AnomynousUser (01/08/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure the most proper way would be to say Rolex watches.
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#241 - TheBobby (01/08/2016) [-]
I was thinking Rolexes
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#242 - AnomynousUser (01/08/2016) [-]
I was originally thinking Rolex's, but looked it up and apparently proper nouns don't use apostrophes like acronyms do. But I'm still pretty sure just using the brand name followed by the object would be the safest and easiest (Rolex watches).
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#249 - AnomynousUser (01/08/2016) [-]
But it's defined as a brand by any other website dictionary.reference.com/browse/rolex and making it plural would mean multiple brands. But when people say it as "I bought a Rolex" it's using Rolex as an object rather than brand, so I think it doesn't really matter what you use as it can be used two ways to mean the same thing.
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#251 - TheBobby (01/08/2016) [-]
Oh well. I'm so poor I can barely afford to type the word in the first place, so it doesn't really matter to me.
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#246 - TheBobby (01/08/2016) [-]
that's a really shitty source, but that's what I got
#46 - That looks scary as ****. 01/05/2016 on Finally making some... 0
#153 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 01/05/2016 on she's so adorable +41
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#172 - admin (01/05/2016) [-]
she's like a better version of natalie portman or kiera knightly
#214 - dzimo (01/05/2016) [-]
nah. natalie tops the "star wars list of hotties"
#207 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
nothing is better than kira
#201 - aramyntwo (01/05/2016) [-]
oh right, just not as good looking as either
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#186 - topperharly (01/05/2016) [-]
admin say the truth you thought that these two, natalie portman and kiera knightly, are the same person just using different names....
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#203 - admin (01/05/2016) [-]
"all pale white girls look the same"

i mean kinda sometimes

(no racist)
#204 - topperharly (01/05/2016) [-]
but these two look very very alike
#258 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
They're not??
Someone differentiate. No matter how I look at it thats kiera
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#241 - leetabix (01/05/2016) [-]
They do though?
#174 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (01/05/2016) [-]
Since when do YOU like girls that only have vaginas?

Inb4 your mom joke
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#212 - andywazowski (01/05/2016) [-]
How do you know they don't all have dicks?
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#176 - klina (01/05/2016) [-]
nigga don't need to like girls to say they're pretty faggot
#63 - Can I still pretend to be drunk on parties?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on aye aye 0
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#66 - thelastamerican (01/03/2016) [-]
No fun for you.
#65 - Average strongman height is about 6'2 01/03/2016 on short +1
#18 - No it's just a documentary about wildlife in the male communal… 12/27/2015 on Shaq jacket +8
#7 - Santa's butt is an inside job  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2015 on Didn't see that comming. +39
#24 - hokeymon (12/19/2015) [-]
No wonder I've seen that face somewhere.
#232 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 12/18/2015 on Sweet, sweet justice +1
#112 - ****. I always thought STEM education was research on stem cel… 12/16/2015 on M is for masturbating. +1
#40931 - Any calisthenics routine that incorporates push, pull and knee… 12/15/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#39 - GENERALISATION GENERALISATION CALL THE POLICE 12/15/2015 on You should take notes +1
#99 - Middle ground opinion masterrace reporting in.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on FJ lately +4
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#304 - liero (12/11/2015) [-]
Fucking finally.
#97 - Yeah I'm not saying they look identical. But I somehow can't u… 12/11/2015 on Daily prussia 0
#94 - They have the exact same eyes and facial expression dude. Powe…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2015 on Daily prussia -5
#95 - gerfox (12/11/2015) [-]
Their noses are different, and the cheekbones. The chin is different, and the shape of the eyes. Sure, they both look serious - but is a facial expression really a similarity? I don't see it at least
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#97 - beatmasterz (12/11/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm not saying they look identical. But I somehow can't unsee the exact same facial expression. It's like one of them disguised himself as the other using lots of makeup and a fake mustache.
#80 - Anyone else think Wilhelm II looks a bit like Hitler?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/11/2015 on Daily prussia -3
#84 - gerfox (12/11/2015) [-]
I fail to see the resemblance.
#94 - beatmasterz (12/11/2015) [-]
They have the exact same eyes and facial expression dude. Powerful and determined but also ruthless as shit.
#95 - gerfox (12/11/2015) [-]
Their noses are different, and the cheekbones. The chin is different, and the shape of the eyes. Sure, they both look serious - but is a facial expression really a similarity? I don't see it at least
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#97 - beatmasterz (12/11/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm not saying they look identical. But I somehow can't unsee the exact same facial expression. It's like one of them disguised himself as the other using lots of makeup and a fake mustache.
#108 - Well firefighting is a serious job, anon. 12/11/2015 on was it a good idea? +2
#688 - test 12/10/2015 on BEST FJ UPDATE EVER 0
#87 - You got us. We're not really getting Bugs Bunny to saw Canada off. 12/10/2015 on Welcome to Canada +49
#217 - Yeah exactly. United by Bismarck and lead by Wilhelm I, then I… 12/09/2015 on "Trump was right" 0
#212 - I hate this meme. Germany has only existed for about 200 years…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2015 on "Trump was right" 0
#216 - hamplanet (12/09/2015) [-]
The first german "Reich" was the "deutsches Kaiserreich" and as such, founded 1871. Before that, there were only alliances between small german states. So germany only exists for 144 years now.
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#217 - beatmasterz (12/09/2015) [-]
Yeah exactly. United by Bismarck and lead by Wilhelm I, then II, then Weimar and then Hitler roughly speaking. He's not done something impressive.
#25 - That's the life span of a character completely devoid of perso… 12/09/2015 on Ryan saves the day! +3
#217 - totally agreed 12/09/2015 on SJW are Ruining This Nation 0
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#66 - carnivoreapples (05/17/2015) [-]
poopface
#65 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
#64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
#62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
#63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
#54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
#55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
#56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
#57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
#58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
#59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
#60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
#61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
#52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
#47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
#48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
#50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
#51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
#4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
#3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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