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Gender: male
Age: 18
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:7/30/2014
Location:Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#6043
Highest Content Rank:#6889
Highest Comment Rank:#282
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Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 71 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 72 Content: FJ Cultist
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Level 311 Comments: Wizard → Level 312 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:2295
Total Comments Made:4782
FJ Points:3195

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#145738 - How can you have webcamsex and be absolutely sure your dick is…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#145766 - findaway (07/20/2014) [-]
You can't, just avoid having webcamsex because that's for the lonely and sad.
User avatar #145759 - awesomerninjathing (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm like the master at this, just ask teoberry lol
User avatar #145760 - teoberry (07/20/2014) [-]
bruh sent out a mass dick pic and at least like 3 girls want it
User avatar #145761 - awesomerninjathing (07/20/2014) [-]
I added like 50 other girls today
like 20 of them took screenshots and told me to fuck off, it was pretty funny.

the 2 I told you about, one of them turned out to be a CRAZY bitch so I just ditched her
that hot one kinda got pissy for no reason and wanted to know my name so I just followed her on instagram and Imma wait till tomorrow (she sent me a bra pic this morning)

mass dick pics is nothing compared to my omegle sessions lmao those are the best
User avatar #145779 - teoberry (07/20/2014) [-]
fucken send me a dick pic already
User avatar #145748 - makotoitou (07/20/2014) [-]
gimme pics
User avatar #145739 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/20/2014) [-]
You can't.
Nothing is deleted on the internet. It's all stored somewhere.

If it makes you feel any better, no one really cares that much about your wang.
Even if the person you're... er... cybering.... takes a screenshot and uploads it to Facebook. People would think it's hilarious that such a thing got leaked out, and then it'd get taken down from Facebook/ Instagram/ Vine/ Whatever.

Once a friend had filmed his girlfriend giving him oral, and uploaded it onto Facebook. It was taken down in a few hours.
Outside of the shock factor, no one really cared.
User avatar #145742 - beatmasterz (07/20/2014) [-]
Alright, I guess you're right.
#78919 - that's right 07/20/2014 on Religion Board 0
#78917 - that's retarded  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #78918 - caet (07/20/2014) [-]
So is christianity
#78922 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh ye of little faith
User avatar #78919 - beatmasterz (07/20/2014) [-]
that's right
#145699 - Maybe you can sell them to someone who wants something from ta… 07/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#42 - kakhiel 07/19/2014 on confused white old man 0
#93 - >Implying Miley cyrus is still alive >Implying the r… 07/19/2014 on She’s Actual Perfection +1
#134 - I always wonder why in America they always use the imperial sy…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Baby Steps, America 0
User avatar #150 - iaredumb (07/19/2014) [-]
23 g = 1 oz. if im not mistaken....its just that drugs are dealt in low quantities for personal use, therefore easier to say 10 grams rather than 0.4(some) ounces.
User avatar #186 - emppilaf (07/19/2014) [-]
28 grams dude...
#206 - iaredumb (07/19/2014) [-]
sorry bro....i've been living in greece for a decade and i forgot have a kitteh
#132 - You think neil armstrong used the imperial system? 07/19/2014 on Baby Steps, America +1
#111 - I always use this as lifting motivation. Fucking inspiring.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on the real batman +12
#136 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
Oh shit niggaa that's gfrade A badassery.
#65 - I'm surprised that the shop clerk didn't give the mute a dildo… 07/19/2014 on Goodnight everyone. I'm out. +7
#16 - Manlets, when will they learn?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Sharapova and Floyd +1
#23 - dehumanizer (07/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - lmOldGreg (07/19/2014) [-]
Floyd would KYTFO
#23 - le edgy singing lady 07/19/2014 on She’s Actual Perfection +9
#100 - That's why shitting feels so good.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Make Your Own Conclusion +1
#155 - findaway (07/19/2014) [-]
It doesn't feel good for women.
#18 - I have this knife. It's contains a supermarket so you won't ha… 07/18/2014 on Oh Amazon 0
#17 - Give me feels 07/18/2014 on Living Alone 0
#62 - It would be amazing if it wasn't red. 07/18/2014 on Amazing painting of water 0
#964 - **beatmasterz rolls 653,824,094** motherfuck 07/17/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#961 - *rol 9*  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Roll for Red 0
User avatar #964 - beatmasterz (07/17/2014) [-]
**beatmasterz rolls 653,824,094** motherfuck
#34 - Iron, lithium and sodium means blood meth and tears. 07/17/2014 on Breaking Bad +1
#23 - *tips fedora* 07/17/2014 on title 0
#37 - Free weights activate the most primal instinct: The fear of death. 07/17/2014 on . 0
#1411 - 18, work in a kitchen. I don't know why kids like the taste of… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#38 - I hear ya, he's a glorified tv show host. 07/16/2014 on GoOd Guy Bill Nye +1
#47 - To top it off you should send the pics to her dad. 07/16/2014 on True Story 0
#82 - I can name two instances where they didn't. 07/16/2014 on [freedoms intensify] +3

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User avatar #65 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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