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beatmasterz

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:7/31/2015
Location:Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#8696
Highest Content Rank:#6889
Highest Comment Rank:#282
Content Thumbs: 741 total,  998 ,  257
Comment Thumbs: 12845 total,  16579 ,  3734
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 74 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 75 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 47.5% (475/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:5901
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:5665
FJ Points:3791

latest user's comments

#24 - Isn't that what they're doing already 07/11/2015 on Step up your game, 1956 +2
#64 - Picture 07/11/2015 on Oh Canada +12
#113 - Let's help more of these assholes get killed. 07/11/2015 on Bull with horns on fire, I... +1
#114 - ad hominem 07/11/2015 on Oh Country Tis of Thee 0
#62 - Well you're in for a treat my man 07/10/2015 on Your fate is Sealed +1
#81 - This is called entropy right?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2015 on pendelum 0
User avatar #88 - undeaddog (07/10/2015) [-]
That it is through friction which causes movement energy to turn into heat energy up at the holders for the strings.
#56 - Is that Marlo Stanfield?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2015 on Your fate is Sealed 0
#61 - xxmemosxx (07/10/2015) [-]
Nah it's Henry Olusegun Adeola Samuel, better known by his stage name Seal, a British soul and R&B singer and songwriter.
User avatar #60 - minorian (07/10/2015) [-]
sorry, I can't answer your question, but man I love The Wire. I stopped just before watching the season finale of season 4, because I wanted to make it last. After several months, I still can't make myself watch it.
User avatar #62 - beatmasterz (07/10/2015) [-]
Well you're in for a treat my man
#56 - He didn't do anything incriminating. Why does he have to take …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2015 on Crimea River 0
User avatar #57 - mrnoodlez (07/09/2015) [-]
It's a formality of being in police custody, the police probably had to send him for a mental evaluation.
User avatar #60 - amsel (07/09/2015) [-]
Also because he probably ran into the police station screaming something like "I KILLED BILLY."
#38 - yeah 07/09/2015 on Witchcraft! 0
#28 - both is good yes  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2015 on Witchcraft! +1
User avatar #35 - glitternips (07/09/2015) [-]
Ass=Boobs=Face?
User avatar #38 - beatmasterz (07/09/2015) [-]
yeah
#26 - I agree that face > body. But ass is just so much more impo…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2015 on Witchcraft! +6
User avatar #27 - keatontheghostfox (07/09/2015) [-]
I like both :p
User avatar #28 - beatmasterz (07/09/2015) [-]
both is good yes
User avatar #35 - glitternips (07/09/2015) [-]
Ass=Boobs=Face?
User avatar #38 - beatmasterz (07/09/2015) [-]
yeah
#24 - low test beta detected  [+] (6 new replies) 07/09/2015 on Witchcraft! +6
User avatar #25 - keatontheghostfox (07/09/2015) [-]
Nah man just an ugly face even with a perfect ass and tits is a huge turn off for me
User avatar #26 - beatmasterz (07/09/2015) [-]
I agree that face > body. But ass is just so much more important than boobs.
User avatar #27 - keatontheghostfox (07/09/2015) [-]
I like both :p
User avatar #28 - beatmasterz (07/09/2015) [-]
both is good yes
User avatar #35 - glitternips (07/09/2015) [-]
Ass=Boobs=Face?
User avatar #38 - beatmasterz (07/09/2015) [-]
yeah
#190 - Speleology stems from an extreme urge to return to the womb. 07/07/2015 on This is thin privilege 0
#3567 - **beatmasterz used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **beatmasterz rolls 76** 07/07/2015 on Where will you be reborn... 0
#43 - The voice is spot on though. So is his stoic mannerism. 07/06/2015 on Hannibal von Riva 0
#34 - "Can I borrow a pencil?" "Go **** yo… 07/06/2015 on 7 Social Hacks For... 0
#643 - I'm okay with this 07/04/2015 on This is what molested you... 0
#642 - **beatmasterz used "*roll picture*"** **beatmasterz rolled …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2015 on This is what molested you... 0
User avatar #643 - beatmasterz (07/04/2015) [-]
I'm okay with this
#95 - dat framerate hhhhnnnggg 07/03/2015 on BALLS BALLS BALLS OF STEEL 0
#481 - **beatmasterz used "*roll picture*"** **beatmasterz rolled … 07/01/2015 on You can't leave FJ until... 0
#2055 - **beatmasterz used "*roll picture*"** **beatmasterz rolled … 07/01/2015 on What turned you gay 0
#38 - What was it again? 06/30/2015 on Stealth +9
#42 - 17 is a fine age to start drinking. Your liver is still young … 06/30/2015 on Tumblr: to amuse the not... +2
#91 - How to be a doormat 101 06/29/2015 on I'll always be that friend +1
#138 - Yeah almost like it's a movie and not an academic lecture. 06/27/2015 on Set in space +20
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #66 - carnivoreapples (05/17/2015) [-]
poopface
User avatar #65 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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