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#58 - Both are in the wrong here. **** you FJ community. 05/27/2015 on Bitch +1
#1233803 - Stupid question but is there any way to access bawsaq on a pir… 05/26/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#15 - looks like a wand 05/24/2015 on Found a pencil outside. 0
#31 - I was supposed to not know that wasn't his car? "give the…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on Went to the supermarket today. -3
User avatar #33 - bodeejus (05/24/2015) [-]
In all fairness he said "giving a guy a break" not "the guy" so that could mean him or someone else.
#76 - You think hafthor doesn't take roids? 05/23/2015 on huh 0
#31548 - Squats are required, leg press optional, but don't substitute …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #31549 - loomiss (05/23/2015) [-]
never would i love squatting
#31545 - A Bench/OHP Incline Dumbbell Dips Lateral rais…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #31580 - loomiss (05/24/2015) [-]
studbeefpile
User avatar #31547 - loomiss (05/23/2015) [-]
for legs how do you feel about doing squats and leg press?
User avatar #31548 - beatmasterz (05/23/2015) [-]
Squats are required, leg press optional, but don't substitute LP for squats.
User avatar #31549 - loomiss (05/23/2015) [-]
never would i love squatting
#31542 - Second one if you can do that.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #31543 - loomiss (05/23/2015) [-]
yeah that should be possible. i wish i had a way of getting to the gym 5 days a week.
#35 - plot twist: he was stealing his parents' tv 05/23/2015 on not even safe in your own home +2
#57 - He looks like a statue 05/23/2015 on Stuff of Nightmares +2
#266 - Let's give it a try. 05/23/2015 on Lord stop... 0
#31535 - As a very beginner you can gain muscle on a low cal diet but a… 05/23/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#31534 - Then you do AxBxC. it's less efficient but more than your split.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #31544 - loomiss (05/23/2015) [-]
How is this then
A = bench, OHP, dips, incline dumbell?
B = pull ups, barbell curl, dumbell curl, rows
User avatar #31545 - beatmasterz (05/23/2015) [-]
A
Bench/OHP
Incline Dumbbell
Dips
Lateral raises
Tricep shit

B
Deadlift
Pullup
DB row
Farmer walk
Bicep shit

C
Squats
Leg extension
SLDL
Calf raises
Leg raises
User avatar #31580 - loomiss (05/24/2015) [-]
studbeefpile
User avatar #31547 - loomiss (05/23/2015) [-]
for legs how do you feel about doing squats and leg press?
User avatar #31548 - beatmasterz (05/23/2015) [-]
Squats are required, leg press optional, but don't substitute LP for squats.
User avatar #31549 - loomiss (05/23/2015) [-]
never would i love squatting
User avatar #31541 - loomiss (05/23/2015) [-]
would that be AxBxCxx? or AxBxCxAxBxC etc...
User avatar #31542 - beatmasterz (05/23/2015) [-]
Second one if you can do that.
User avatar #31543 - loomiss (05/23/2015) [-]
yeah that should be possible. i wish i had a way of getting to the gym 5 days a week.
#31510 - I'd go for complex carbs, they provide more energy over a long… 05/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#31505 - holy moly that's really good, but that also means your bench s… 05/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#31504 - Do this: A: push / chest + tris + shoulders B: pu…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #31516 - loomiss (05/22/2015) [-]
what if i cant get to a gym 5 times a week
User avatar #31534 - beatmasterz (05/23/2015) [-]
Then you do AxBxC. it's less efficient but more than your split.
User avatar #31544 - loomiss (05/23/2015) [-]
How is this then
A = bench, OHP, dips, incline dumbell?
B = pull ups, barbell curl, dumbell curl, rows
User avatar #31545 - beatmasterz (05/23/2015) [-]
A
Bench/OHP
Incline Dumbbell
Dips
Lateral raises
Tricep shit

B
Deadlift
Pullup
DB row
Farmer walk
Bicep shit

C
Squats
Leg extension
SLDL
Calf raises
Leg raises
User avatar #31580 - loomiss (05/24/2015) [-]
studbeefpile
User avatar #31547 - loomiss (05/23/2015) [-]
for legs how do you feel about doing squats and leg press?
User avatar #31548 - beatmasterz (05/23/2015) [-]
Squats are required, leg press optional, but don't substitute LP for squats.
User avatar #31549 - loomiss (05/23/2015) [-]
never would i love squatting
User avatar #31541 - loomiss (05/23/2015) [-]
would that be AxBxCxx? or AxBxCxAxBxC etc...
User avatar #31542 - beatmasterz (05/23/2015) [-]
Second one if you can do that.
User avatar #31543 - loomiss (05/23/2015) [-]
yeah that should be possible. i wish i had a way of getting to the gym 5 days a week.
#31501 - Why would you add your curl to your stats? Do you OHP?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #31502 - cackrel (05/22/2015) [-]
Yeh. My overhead is around 90kg
User avatar #31505 - beatmasterz (05/22/2015) [-]
holy moly that's really good, but that also means your bench should be around 150
#31499 - You can do bodyweight each day. The reason you should only exe… 05/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#31496 - You can try DNP but that ****** illegal.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #31511 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
Or it'll kill you.
#31494 - They consist of mostly sugar so watch out. They're a good sour…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #31508 - insertclevernames (05/22/2015) [-]
isnt it different from regular suger? like fructose or something? all ive been eating is grilled chicken, brown rice, and salad. lol. im looking for new shit to fill me up
User avatar #31510 - beatmasterz (05/22/2015) [-]
I'd go for complex carbs, they provide more energy over a longer time because they take longer to break down.

http://examples.yourdictionary . com/examples-of-complex-carbohydrates.html

The fruit in that list is approved but it doesn't really matter, as long as you eat at a deficit your weight loss shouldn't be in jeopardy.
#31493 - What about them?  [+] (21 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
User avatar #31495 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
I have a workout routine of push ups sit ups squats etc that I've intended to do every day and gradually increase reps
But apparently I should only be doing them 2-3 times per week?
And are they good enough for fat burning and muscle building or should I also look into weight lifting?
User avatar #31499 - beatmasterz (05/22/2015) [-]
You can do bodyweight each day. The reason you should only exercises a few times a week is because your body needs to recover. But bodyweight isn't very taxing on the body. So for fat loss and building muscle they're... alright. It's a good start but after a certain time there's no point in doing them anymore and you should move on to lifting. As for fat burning what you do doesn't really matter.

If I'm wrong then anybody correct me.
User avatar #31497 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
Weight lifting. Bodyweight exercises are fine for being in decent shape, but for building size and losing fat its bad.
User avatar #31500 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
So should I just cut out the body weight exercises?
Because I'm one of those spaghetti lords that hate doing things in public and going to a gym is terrifying to me
User avatar #31503 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
Bodyweight movements have their purposes, I do them. But you don't need them for size. Find a program like stronglifts 5x5, starting strength, or some other super reputable starter program. Follow it, improve every workout, rest enough. and eat enough decent food and then you'll see quality size gains, it's that simple, everything else is just complicating things at your stage. Being a beginner is easy.
User avatar #31507 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
Eating big and lifting*
User avatar #31506 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
About diet
I'm of the skinnyfat variety and my plan right now is to cut my calories to get rid of bellyfat
Should I just skip dieting and start eating big to bulk up or do I need to get rid of the fat first
User avatar #31509 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
It's a lot easier to lose fat when you have some muscle mass. When you are skinny fat you have an excess of fat but not much muscle mass, which means your metabolism is slow and you don't burn many calories unless you are exercising. Muscle burns a ton of calories at rest so try putting on 15-20 pounds of muscle first, then decide whether to cut or continue a bulk after that.
User avatar #31512 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
And that would take months, right?
Also as a hypothetical question what would happen if I started lifting but kept my low calorie diet? I've found a diet I quite like and having to replan it all would be a real pain
beatmasterz I like second opinions
User avatar #31535 - beatmasterz (05/23/2015) [-]
As a very beginner you can gain muscle on a low cal diet but after a month or two, you'll need to start bulking.
User avatar #31513 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
It would take a couple months at least either way. I just think you'd be better off in the long run cutting later.

And hypothetically, you'd lose weight and maybe gain a little muscle depending on your specific genetics and diet. You'd gain noticeable definition, but almost negligible size gains. So then you'd just look like a sort-of athletic spooky skeleton.
User avatar #31514 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
What about visible abs? Where does that work into all this
User avatar #31515 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
You'd probably get visible abs. Although being super skinny with visible abs isn't really considered impressive.

Abs are nice, yes, but if size is your ultimate goal I don't know if it is, you haven't specified , abs come second. I used to have super ridiculous abs when I was 145 pounds. But now that I'm 200 with great abs I feel much more proud of them.
User avatar #31517 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
I guess I don't really want to get too big, just fairly ripped so I can have my shirt off without being embarrassed
And what I've been stuck on for the past 45 minutes are 3 things
First is going to a gym and exercising in public which for some reason is terrifying to me
Second is figuring out what exactly to do at the gym
And third is figuring out a way to pack so many healthy calories into my gut
All of these things are shit I either need to work out by myself or do some quick google searches on
So thanks for all your help, man
I might still have some questions that I'll remember later...
User avatar #31518 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
Don't worry about getting "too big". It took me 18 months to gain 60 pounds of healthy weight, which is really fast compared to usual progress. So one thing at a time.

You're probably scared because it's a new environment you're unfamiliar with, you think people will judge and ridicule you because you are unsure of what you're doing. Truth is, most people are rooting for you and will cheer you on and help you.

Also there's tons of tricks to pick up on eating more.
User avatar #31519 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
Okay and just to make 200% certain so I can go back to the drawing board with good info
Lifting weights will definitely burn fat and build muscle at the same time?
User avatar #31526 - marinepenguin (05/23/2015) [-]
Sounds okay to me.
User avatar #31522 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
Beginners have an easier time of it, and being overweight may allow it sometimes as well, but otherwise unless you are taking strict supplementation with a great diet it's very hard. Plus it's slow progress.

Like I said, if you cut now, you'd lose a lot of fat and gain a little muscle maybe. It's not guarantee. Which is why I advised a bulk first.
User avatar #31524 - acroneos (05/23/2015) [-]
Well it sounds to me like I'll need to diet at some point anyways to get rid of this fat so I might as well do it now while I know what I'm doing
And while I'm dieting I'll figure out my next move in terms of working out and eating
Does anything sound particularly catastrophic in that plan?
User avatar #31520 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
No guarantee.
User avatar #31521 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
Even if I do it properly with a good routine/diet?
#31491 - Like what?  [+] (23 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
User avatar #31492 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
Bodyweight exercises
User avatar #31493 - beatmasterz (05/22/2015) [-]
What about them?
User avatar #31495 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
I have a workout routine of push ups sit ups squats etc that I've intended to do every day and gradually increase reps
But apparently I should only be doing them 2-3 times per week?
And are they good enough for fat burning and muscle building or should I also look into weight lifting?
User avatar #31499 - beatmasterz (05/22/2015) [-]
You can do bodyweight each day. The reason you should only exercises a few times a week is because your body needs to recover. But bodyweight isn't very taxing on the body. So for fat loss and building muscle they're... alright. It's a good start but after a certain time there's no point in doing them anymore and you should move on to lifting. As for fat burning what you do doesn't really matter.

If I'm wrong then anybody correct me.
User avatar #31497 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
Weight lifting. Bodyweight exercises are fine for being in decent shape, but for building size and losing fat its bad.
User avatar #31500 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
So should I just cut out the body weight exercises?
Because I'm one of those spaghetti lords that hate doing things in public and going to a gym is terrifying to me
User avatar #31503 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
Bodyweight movements have their purposes, I do them. But you don't need them for size. Find a program like stronglifts 5x5, starting strength, or some other super reputable starter program. Follow it, improve every workout, rest enough. and eat enough decent food and then you'll see quality size gains, it's that simple, everything else is just complicating things at your stage. Being a beginner is easy.
User avatar #31507 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
Eating big and lifting*
User avatar #31506 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
About diet
I'm of the skinnyfat variety and my plan right now is to cut my calories to get rid of bellyfat
Should I just skip dieting and start eating big to bulk up or do I need to get rid of the fat first
User avatar #31509 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
It's a lot easier to lose fat when you have some muscle mass. When you are skinny fat you have an excess of fat but not much muscle mass, which means your metabolism is slow and you don't burn many calories unless you are exercising. Muscle burns a ton of calories at rest so try putting on 15-20 pounds of muscle first, then decide whether to cut or continue a bulk after that.
User avatar #31512 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
And that would take months, right?
Also as a hypothetical question what would happen if I started lifting but kept my low calorie diet? I've found a diet I quite like and having to replan it all would be a real pain
beatmasterz I like second opinions
User avatar #31535 - beatmasterz (05/23/2015) [-]
As a very beginner you can gain muscle on a low cal diet but after a month or two, you'll need to start bulking.
User avatar #31513 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
It would take a couple months at least either way. I just think you'd be better off in the long run cutting later.

And hypothetically, you'd lose weight and maybe gain a little muscle depending on your specific genetics and diet. You'd gain noticeable definition, but almost negligible size gains. So then you'd just look like a sort-of athletic spooky skeleton.
User avatar #31514 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
What about visible abs? Where does that work into all this
User avatar #31515 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
You'd probably get visible abs. Although being super skinny with visible abs isn't really considered impressive.

Abs are nice, yes, but if size is your ultimate goal I don't know if it is, you haven't specified , abs come second. I used to have super ridiculous abs when I was 145 pounds. But now that I'm 200 with great abs I feel much more proud of them.
User avatar #31517 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
I guess I don't really want to get too big, just fairly ripped so I can have my shirt off without being embarrassed
And what I've been stuck on for the past 45 minutes are 3 things
First is going to a gym and exercising in public which for some reason is terrifying to me
Second is figuring out what exactly to do at the gym
And third is figuring out a way to pack so many healthy calories into my gut
All of these things are shit I either need to work out by myself or do some quick google searches on
So thanks for all your help, man
I might still have some questions that I'll remember later...
User avatar #31518 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
Don't worry about getting "too big". It took me 18 months to gain 60 pounds of healthy weight, which is really fast compared to usual progress. So one thing at a time.

You're probably scared because it's a new environment you're unfamiliar with, you think people will judge and ridicule you because you are unsure of what you're doing. Truth is, most people are rooting for you and will cheer you on and help you.

Also there's tons of tricks to pick up on eating more.
User avatar #31519 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
Okay and just to make 200% certain so I can go back to the drawing board with good info
Lifting weights will definitely burn fat and build muscle at the same time?
User avatar #31526 - marinepenguin (05/23/2015) [-]
Sounds okay to me.
User avatar #31522 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
Beginners have an easier time of it, and being overweight may allow it sometimes as well, but otherwise unless you are taking strict supplementation with a great diet it's very hard. Plus it's slow progress.

Like I said, if you cut now, you'd lose a lot of fat and gain a little muscle maybe. It's not guarantee. Which is why I advised a bulk first.
User avatar #31524 - acroneos (05/23/2015) [-]
Well it sounds to me like I'll need to diet at some point anyways to get rid of this fat so I might as well do it now while I know what I'm doing
And while I'm dieting I'll figure out my next move in terms of working out and eating
Does anything sound particularly catastrophic in that plan?
User avatar #31520 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
No guarantee.
User avatar #31521 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
Even if I do it properly with a good routine/diet?
#31489 - http://liamrosen . com/fitness.html there it is  [+] (25 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
User avatar #31490 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
I've already read that I still have questions
User avatar #31491 - beatmasterz (05/22/2015) [-]
Like what?
User avatar #31492 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
Bodyweight exercises
User avatar #31493 - beatmasterz (05/22/2015) [-]
What about them?
User avatar #31495 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
I have a workout routine of push ups sit ups squats etc that I've intended to do every day and gradually increase reps
But apparently I should only be doing them 2-3 times per week?
And are they good enough for fat burning and muscle building or should I also look into weight lifting?
User avatar #31499 - beatmasterz (05/22/2015) [-]
You can do bodyweight each day. The reason you should only exercises a few times a week is because your body needs to recover. But bodyweight isn't very taxing on the body. So for fat loss and building muscle they're... alright. It's a good start but after a certain time there's no point in doing them anymore and you should move on to lifting. As for fat burning what you do doesn't really matter.

If I'm wrong then anybody correct me.
User avatar #31497 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
Weight lifting. Bodyweight exercises are fine for being in decent shape, but for building size and losing fat its bad.
User avatar #31500 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
So should I just cut out the body weight exercises?
Because I'm one of those spaghetti lords that hate doing things in public and going to a gym is terrifying to me
User avatar #31503 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
Bodyweight movements have their purposes, I do them. But you don't need them for size. Find a program like stronglifts 5x5, starting strength, or some other super reputable starter program. Follow it, improve every workout, rest enough. and eat enough decent food and then you'll see quality size gains, it's that simple, everything else is just complicating things at your stage. Being a beginner is easy.
User avatar #31507 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
Eating big and lifting*
User avatar #31506 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
About diet
I'm of the skinnyfat variety and my plan right now is to cut my calories to get rid of bellyfat
Should I just skip dieting and start eating big to bulk up or do I need to get rid of the fat first
User avatar #31509 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
It's a lot easier to lose fat when you have some muscle mass. When you are skinny fat you have an excess of fat but not much muscle mass, which means your metabolism is slow and you don't burn many calories unless you are exercising. Muscle burns a ton of calories at rest so try putting on 15-20 pounds of muscle first, then decide whether to cut or continue a bulk after that.
User avatar #31512 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
And that would take months, right?
Also as a hypothetical question what would happen if I started lifting but kept my low calorie diet? I've found a diet I quite like and having to replan it all would be a real pain
beatmasterz I like second opinions
User avatar #31535 - beatmasterz (05/23/2015) [-]
As a very beginner you can gain muscle on a low cal diet but after a month or two, you'll need to start bulking.
User avatar #31513 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
It would take a couple months at least either way. I just think you'd be better off in the long run cutting later.

And hypothetically, you'd lose weight and maybe gain a little muscle depending on your specific genetics and diet. You'd gain noticeable definition, but almost negligible size gains. So then you'd just look like a sort-of athletic spooky skeleton.
User avatar #31514 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
What about visible abs? Where does that work into all this
User avatar #31515 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
You'd probably get visible abs. Although being super skinny with visible abs isn't really considered impressive.

Abs are nice, yes, but if size is your ultimate goal I don't know if it is, you haven't specified , abs come second. I used to have super ridiculous abs when I was 145 pounds. But now that I'm 200 with great abs I feel much more proud of them.
User avatar #31517 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
I guess I don't really want to get too big, just fairly ripped so I can have my shirt off without being embarrassed
And what I've been stuck on for the past 45 minutes are 3 things
First is going to a gym and exercising in public which for some reason is terrifying to me
Second is figuring out what exactly to do at the gym
And third is figuring out a way to pack so many healthy calories into my gut
All of these things are shit I either need to work out by myself or do some quick google searches on
So thanks for all your help, man
I might still have some questions that I'll remember later...
User avatar #31518 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
Don't worry about getting "too big". It took me 18 months to gain 60 pounds of healthy weight, which is really fast compared to usual progress. So one thing at a time.

You're probably scared because it's a new environment you're unfamiliar with, you think people will judge and ridicule you because you are unsure of what you're doing. Truth is, most people are rooting for you and will cheer you on and help you.

Also there's tons of tricks to pick up on eating more.
User avatar #31519 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
Okay and just to make 200% certain so I can go back to the drawing board with good info
Lifting weights will definitely burn fat and build muscle at the same time?
User avatar #31526 - marinepenguin (05/23/2015) [-]
Sounds okay to me.
User avatar #31522 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
Beginners have an easier time of it, and being overweight may allow it sometimes as well, but otherwise unless you are taking strict supplementation with a great diet it's very hard. Plus it's slow progress.

Like I said, if you cut now, you'd lose a lot of fat and gain a little muscle maybe. It's not guarantee. Which is why I advised a bulk first.
User avatar #31524 - acroneos (05/23/2015) [-]
Well it sounds to me like I'll need to diet at some point anyways to get rid of this fat so I might as well do it now while I know what I'm doing
And while I'm dieting I'll figure out my next move in terms of working out and eating
Does anything sound particularly catastrophic in that plan?
User avatar #31520 - marinepenguin (05/22/2015) [-]
No guarantee.
User avatar #31521 - acroneos (05/22/2015) [-]
Even if I do it properly with a good routine/diet?
#31488 - Read the sticky on /fit/. It has all the basic information tha… 05/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#131 - xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/22/2015 on asdasdasda -4
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #66 - carnivoreapples (05/17/2015) [-]
poopface
User avatar #65 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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