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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:Netherlands
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#68 - Yeah it's not like our delta works have been declared one of t… 12/16/2014 on Global warning +2
#65 - We're the only country in the world who succesfully conquered …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Global warning +1
#67 - adamks (12/16/2014) [-]
You have not conquered water, you just have yet to be conquered by it. Also, let's not talk about the rest of your achievements, as they are so few and far between that everyone knows about them.
User avatar #68 - beatmasterz (12/16/2014) [-]
Yeah it's not like our delta works have been declared one of the seven world wonders of civil engineering...
#3596 - Theirs are dark blue and mine are grey-green. What would case …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on /science/ board 0
User avatar #3597 - nimba (12/16/2014) [-]
I don't particularly think it's that upon a little bit of reading. There are a number of genes and alleles which contribute to the spectrum of eye colours. Your parents are double recessive for the genes that produces melanin on the iris, which guarantees for recessive eye colours like yours to be produced, those colours dictated by the genotype of other genes. Your parents may have had a genotype in the other genes like Gg x Gg - G means blue and g means green. If G is dominant to g then they will present with blue eyes in the absence of melanin. However there is a 0.25 probability that their progeny can be double recessive for this gene - which could explain you having a supposed genotype gg.
So I guess if you consider a 1 in 4 chance occurring to be freakish then I suppose you could be considered a freak in that regard, though I wouldn't really.
User avatar #3598 - beatmasterz (12/16/2014) [-]
Thanks
#63 - That was also the last time a flood every happened in the hist…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Global warning +3
#64 - adamks (12/16/2014) [-]
Kinda sounds more like you're the water bitch and constantly have to barricade to make sure it doesn't destroy everything you love?
User avatar #65 - beatmasterz (12/16/2014) [-]
We're the only country in the world who succesfully conquered water. FUCKING WATER. Do I also need to add we made spain our bitch? And I'm not even talking about the world cup.
#67 - adamks (12/16/2014) [-]
You have not conquered water, you just have yet to be conquered by it. Also, let's not talk about the rest of your achievements, as they are so few and far between that everyone knows about them.
User avatar #68 - beatmasterz (12/16/2014) [-]
Yeah it's not like our delta works have been declared one of the seven world wonders of civil engineering...
#3592 - My parents both have blue eyes and I have green eyes. Am I a g…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/16/2014 on /science/ board 0
#3630 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
you;re adopted
User avatar #3595 - nimba (12/16/2014) [-]
blue eyes can turn into green eyes after the fact. You probably have a blue eye genotype but your phenotype may be different because of post-sexual modification or differences in your gene expression but these can be difficult to predict without a genetic test.
Also these things can be subjective - are both your parents definitely blue eyed and are you definitely green eyed or is it possible that your eyes are merely on the greenish end of the blue spectrum?
User avatar #3596 - beatmasterz (12/16/2014) [-]
Theirs are dark blue and mine are grey-green. What would case this alteration?
User avatar #3597 - nimba (12/16/2014) [-]
I don't particularly think it's that upon a little bit of reading. There are a number of genes and alleles which contribute to the spectrum of eye colours. Your parents are double recessive for the genes that produces melanin on the iris, which guarantees for recessive eye colours like yours to be produced, those colours dictated by the genotype of other genes. Your parents may have had a genotype in the other genes like Gg x Gg - G means blue and g means green. If G is dominant to g then they will present with blue eyes in the absence of melanin. However there is a 0.25 probability that their progeny can be double recessive for this gene - which could explain you having a supposed genotype gg.
So I guess if you consider a 1 in 4 chance occurring to be freakish then I suppose you could be considered a freak in that regard, though I wouldn't really.
User avatar #3598 - beatmasterz (12/16/2014) [-]
Thanks
#44 - As a devout fan of the sopranos I can confirm this is how ital… 12/16/2014 on Personal space. +3
#118 - "CRISP CCRRRRIIIISSP CCCRISP CRIIIIISSPPPP" 12/16/2014 on Useless stoner "epiphanies" +8
#43 - That's not the point of his persona though. 12/15/2014 on Selfie 0
#13 - >Implying any guy would every hit on a trigendered pyrofox …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Puns 0
User avatar #25 - priestoftheoldones (12/15/2014) [-]
wut
#60 - Cards against humanity isn't funny at all. It's all random xD … 12/14/2014 on Literal Bull Feces 0
#96 - So a quarter god then  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Get ripped like Black... +2
#99 - unaho (12/13/2014) [-]
there is not quarter god, only Washington
#95 - It doesn't matter what you eat but how much you eat. 12/13/2014 on Get ripped like Black... 0
#43 - Autism: The shirt 12/12/2014 on D&D Stuff Comp -1
#605 - Before anyone asks, yes I've been asked by numerous art schools. 12/12/2014 on Roll and Draw +1
#604 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Roll and Draw +1
User avatar #605 - beatmasterz (12/12/2014) [-]
Before anyone asks, yes I've been asked by numerous art schools.
#602 - **beatmasterz rolls 569**  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Roll and Draw +1
#604 - beatmasterz (12/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #605 - beatmasterz (12/12/2014) [-]
Before anyone asks, yes I've been asked by numerous art schools.
#15 - Because douchebags actually offer a challenge. 12/12/2014 on Feminism to the max 0
#7 - >tfw no bearmode bf 12/12/2014 on 'Merica -1
#38 - **beatmasterz rolled image ** black people starting pack  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on See the description 0
User avatar #60 - samoaspider (12/11/2014) [-]
lolwtf did you roll
User avatar #87 - nimba (12/11/2014) [-]
sanic appears to be some ranking member of the imperial guard who has a gummy venus de milo on his posterior
#98 - I got high with 6 friends and we had the most intense game of … 12/11/2014 on That High Comp -1
#9 - Maybe he builds bodies in a gay manner. 12/10/2014 on Gay +7
#271 - you will not gain muscle even on steroids if you're on an Ausc… 12/10/2014 on Don't get down folks. 0
#248 - Yes they do.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Don't get down folks. 0
User avatar #250 - numbernumbernumber (12/10/2014) [-]
Well, if you get lean you are very likely to gain muscle. Muscle has weight to it, obviously. So you will gain weight.
Most steroids allow for the GAINING of lean muscle, but no steroid PURELY removes fat only. Because then you are talking about fat burners. Loss of fat IS very much a benefit of using steroids, but you will gain weight still, in muscle.
User avatar #271 - beatmasterz (12/10/2014) [-]
you will not gain muscle even on steroids if you're on an Auschwitz diet. they make your body prioritise muscle building but if you go low enough with the calorie deficit then you're not gonna get dem gains
#135 - roids  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Don't get down folks. 0
User avatar #245 - numbernumbernumber (12/10/2014) [-]
roids dont make you lean
User avatar #248 - beatmasterz (12/10/2014) [-]
Yes they do.
User avatar #250 - numbernumbernumber (12/10/2014) [-]
Well, if you get lean you are very likely to gain muscle. Muscle has weight to it, obviously. So you will gain weight.
Most steroids allow for the GAINING of lean muscle, but no steroid PURELY removes fat only. Because then you are talking about fat burners. Loss of fat IS very much a benefit of using steroids, but you will gain weight still, in muscle.
User avatar #271 - beatmasterz (12/10/2014) [-]
you will not gain muscle even on steroids if you're on an Auschwitz diet. they make your body prioritise muscle building but if you go low enough with the calorie deficit then you're not gonna get dem gains
#25 - Is that guy throwing his dog in the water?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on God +30
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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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