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Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:8/01/2014
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#138 - good one 06/05/2014 on Black science man at it again 0
#60 - He's right, nobody asked him.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Black science man at it again -10
#74 - angelwithashotgun (06/05/2014) [-]
Nobody asked you either
User avatar #138 - beatmasterz (06/05/2014) [-]
good one
#4007 - **beatmasterz rolled image ** 06/05/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#487 - inb4 judgements from people who don't know the case. Oh wait... 06/04/2014 on Awaiting possible media... 0
#125 - terrible meme 06/03/2014 on American Tourists 0
#22465 - She's a dumb bitch who knows nothing about ruling a city let a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #22491 - cards (06/02/2014) [-]
She is like...13 in the book, so it kind of makes sense in that regard. Kind of the same deal with Joffery, I think he is like 14 or 15 in the book.
#70565 - jesus was gay?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Religion Board 0
#70566 - eight (06/02/2014) [-]
That was great.
#70466 - So what does the bible say happened to Jesus after he came out…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #70485 - eight (06/01/2014) [-]
I don't know, but by the time Jesus came out it was a pretty common thing to be resurrected, no big deal.
User avatar #70565 - beatmasterz (06/02/2014) [-]
jesus was gay?
#70566 - eight (06/02/2014) [-]
That was great.
#70465 - Most people here are atheist. I don't even know what's being d…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #70489 - revengeforfreeze (06/01/2014) [-]
Shitposts, anti-semitism, anti-atheism or whatever, and relatively little anti-religion. One would expect there to be more anti-religious stuff.
User avatar #70473 - syrianassassin (06/01/2014) [-]
the board is half and half.
not mostly atheist not mostly religious
#100 - "Its FunnyJunk not bullshit" 06/01/2014 on Accurate 0
#114 - Picture 05/31/2014 on Tumblr Comp Part 1 +3
#136185 - great advice, why didn't I think of this? 05/30/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#136176 - How do I stop rocking back and forth when I sit on a chair? I …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #136374 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/31/2014) [-]
Clearly you made a habit out of it.

Break the habit.
Once you realize you're rocking, force yourself to stop.
Become self-aware of the rocking and stop it.
The longer you're able to stop the rocking, the better.
Do this each time you notice that you're rocking back and forth.
User avatar #136178 - nsfwcontent (05/30/2014) [-]
>stop sitting on rocking chairs
>stay still
User avatar #136185 - beatmasterz (05/30/2014) [-]
great advice, why didn't I think of this?
#87 - maybe so 05/30/2014 on Remember when this guy was... 0
#85 - Enough singers talk common sense without putting all that shit…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Remember when this guy was... -1
User avatar #86 - kwanzalord (05/30/2014) [-]
It's an act and a very effective way to sell himself.
Additionally, he would not have reached the audience he wanted to if it were not for the attire.
User avatar #87 - beatmasterz (05/30/2014) [-]
maybe so
#82 - riiight  [+] (4 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Remember when this guy was... -1
User avatar #84 - kwanzalord (05/30/2014) [-]
I don't like his music at all.
However, I've come to respect him from the countless interviews I've seen.
User avatar #85 - beatmasterz (05/30/2014) [-]
Enough singers talk common sense without putting all that shit up their face for attention.
User avatar #86 - kwanzalord (05/30/2014) [-]
It's an act and a very effective way to sell himself.
Additionally, he would not have reached the audience he wanted to if it were not for the attire.
User avatar #87 - beatmasterz (05/30/2014) [-]
maybe so
#57 - It's a running gag you dumb shit 05/30/2014 on Just Fallout Things pt3 0
#53 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Just Fallout Things pt3 0
#56 - anonymous (05/30/2014) [-]
hurr people had it worse than you so you arent allowed to be stressed or sad

fuck off
#58 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
fuck you faggot
User avatar #57 - beatmasterz (05/30/2014) [-]
It's a running gag you dumb shit
#64178 - I remember the thread from /fit/. Some interviewer from the da… 05/28/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#7215 - man the cannons 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* +1
#7212 - **beatmasterz rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* +3
User avatar #7215 - beatmasterz (05/28/2014) [-]
man the cannons
#22208 - Based on empirical and theoretical observations. 05/28/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#21 - Comment deleted 05/27/2014 on WANT 0
#26 - I recently found out british people have to pay tv-taxes, hahahahaha.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/27/2014 on The Steam Community Reviews... 0
#37 - itsbendingtime (05/27/2014) [-]
It's called a TV license and no you don't have to pay it, it's a scam.
User avatar #35 - wthree (05/27/2014) [-]
It's called a TV license and it goes towards all the programming we get on channels 1-5 advert free.
#33 - kolonam (05/27/2014) [-]
Yes, we do... It gets batter. The TV licence allows you to watch channels 1-5 (BBC1, BBC2, ITV, channel 4 channel 5) costs over £100
Channels 6+ completely free once you have bought a free view box (if it isn't in the TV already) but you HAVE to buy the TV licence.

You want to watch TV? You have to buy a licence to watch BBC, even if you never will watch the BBC
User avatar #36 - guiguito (05/27/2014) [-]
Can't you just pay cable or use a antenae?
#42 - gerfox (05/27/2014) [-]
I don't know how it is in the UK, but we also have a TV license in Norway (Tariffs and taxation hell).

You do not HAVE to pay your TV license, but if you own a TV with a transmitter - and the Norwegian equivalent of the BBC finds out, you'll get a hefty fine AND you have to pay the TV license.
User avatar #44 - guiguito (05/27/2014) [-]
And if i use the internet to see tv?
#46 - kolonam (05/27/2014) [-]
The law is if you want to watch live TV you have to have a licence, if you watch catch up TV online then that is fine.

People have started to put in a five second buffer to get around the technicality of the law (as it is 5 seconds away from live) but I wouldn't want to risk it (BIG fines if you are caught watch TV without a licence).
#45 - gerfox (05/27/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter as long as you have a TV capable of receiving signals. If you only watch it on your PC you're good, although you have a very limited choice in terms of channels unless you buy for instance Sky Go or other Internet TV stuff.

Of course, as I said, the government are usually not able to find out that you own a TV - or you could just ignore them when they knock on your door. But if you fuck up, you have to pay. I did. My sister on the other hand ignored them when they knocked on her door, and so she didn't have to pay shit.

This is only how it is in Norway, and might not be similar to how it is in the UK at all. But I assume they have a similar system.
User avatar #31 - puresoul (05/27/2014) [-]
Its called a T.V licence and it fucking sucks dick >:c
#38 - itsbendingtime (05/27/2014) [-]
So don't pay it.
When Capita (the company the BBC contracts to bully you into paying) turns up, tell them you will not answer any of their questions and that their implied right of access to your property is revoked.
User avatar #40 - puresoul (05/27/2014) [-]
Im not fussed about it, since im 16 and my parents pay for it :/
#110 - I have a dog and I can confirm this. 05/27/2014 on The bite of justice 0

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User avatar #65 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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