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beatmasterz

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:8/27/2015
Location:Netherlands
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#28123 - Lel. Do you think you can be natty and beat people who roid? J… 03/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +2
#28122 - Cut out any processed food and junk food. Eat only healthy &qu…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #28144 - theprokiller (03/22/2015) [-]
What about starchy stuff? I like potatoes and corn (im pretty sure potatoes are bad tho) and can i use equal/splenda in unsweet tea with a non-negative effect? also, i work at McDs and for break i have a parfait and low fat milk, which altogether is like 250-300 calories, and thats all i eat through the day until i get home where i'll eat dinner, is that a bad idea? anything i can eat at work that's healthier? My friend eats a grilled chicken patty every day after work. Also, are diet sodas okay? I like them, and am not sure if they are okay to help me lose weight. Thanks for the response! and one last thing, is running really a bad thing? i'm on my feet literally 7 hours a day, and i HURT when i get off how should i deal with that? ( i have special insoles too so yeah :/)
User avatar #28147 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
What exactly hurts? If your feet hurt some new shoes are recommended, for back pain deadlifts help.
User avatar #28148 - theprokiller (03/22/2015) [-]
Well, its my legs. My feet are sore and i have pain in them, but my legs are the biggest problem. I've tried 3 different shoes all with the same result so i'm sure it's the weight problem. no back pain tho
User avatar #28149 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
Then your legs probably aren't muscular enough to carry all the weight. So losing weight and building leg muscles would probably improve that.
User avatar #28146 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
Potatoes are fine, so is corn if it's not sweetened. MCD is incredibly bad for so many reasons. Whole milk is ironically better than low fat milk (because they replace the fat with carbs for flavoring). You can boil some eggs or smear some sandwiches to take with you. It doesn't really matter how much you eat and at what time, though breakfast is a good idea to give you some energy for the day. Any type of soda is bad (but one or two every week isn't gonna kill you).

And remember to have one cheat day a month to bear with everything.
User avatar #28150 - theprokiller (03/22/2015) [-]
boiled eggs are good to eat? I LOVE them. and yeah i understand mcds is horrible, i eat there very scarcely because i know ill ruin myself.
User avatar #28151 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
Yes eggs are good sources of protein and fat. But if you have high blood cholesterol they might damage you if you eat a lot of them.
User avatar #28152 - theprokiller (03/22/2015) [-]
surprisingly, a recent doctors visit, (about 2 months ago) didn't show too high of cholesterol or blood pressure DESPITE my family being diabetic. So its either gonna happen soon or its already happened and im not aware of it. (tho my doctor did say it would be a good idea to start losing)
User avatar #28155 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
Hm alright, well figure it out soon if you want to keep eating eggs. If your cholesterol checks out then you can eat as much of them as you want.
#107 - Children =/= male or female  [+] (10 new replies) 03/22/2015 on breathtaking photos +1
User avatar #162 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
Ok, is there something in Jihad culture I'm not aware of or are you saying children don't have a gender? And if so, what fucking school did you go to?
User avatar #169 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
ugh. Children are children because children haven't developed a personality yet that fits with their gender.
User avatar #172 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
So what? As soon as it enters into adolescence, it will turn into she and will have to wear a burka? Is that how it works now?
User avatar #180 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
That doesn't matter. They just want kids because they're easy to command.
User avatar #190 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
So they're not following the word of their beloved prophet then, fucking hypocrites.
User avatar #191 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
Are you saying....it's not about religion? Guys we cracked it! It's not about religion!
User avatar #195 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
Why in the fuck do they call themselves Jihadists then? Jihad has been a religious thing from the start.
User avatar #197 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
They use religion to recruit people and to justify their actions. Are you really this naive? It's about politics.
User avatar #199 - vicecomx (03/22/2015) [-]
But how do they justify hiring female children as soldiers as they demand all women to wear a burka and stay home?
User avatar #205 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
I think you're overthinking it. They're terrorists, they don't have to justify themselves to anyone. Everything what they do is against their religion. Kids are easy to recruit and easy to indoctrinate and command. The kid will probably not grow up to be a woman so it doesn't matter to them.
#106 - Looks like Meadow from the Sopranos. 03/22/2015 on breathtaking photos 0
#104 - We have to deal with corporate ********** like TTIP  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2015 on breathtaking photos 0
User avatar #158 - corporate (03/22/2015) [-]
Deal with it, bitch.
User avatar #159 - beatmasterz (03/22/2015) [-]
#81108 - I don't want TTIP to happen guys. I don't want filthy american… 03/22/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#88 - Modern hard is more abstract and harder to understand, and mos… 03/21/2015 on Modern "art" comp 0
#48 - nice 03/21/2015 on Coming soon +1
#21 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Coming soon 0
User avatar #48 - beatmasterz (03/21/2015) [-]
nice
#29 - anon (03/21/2015) [-]
I can see it now: Moira taking a pair of massive Mirelurk cocks while the vault dweller sensually caressing its shell and taking one himself.

#217 - Why not instead focus on flourishing our economy so we can one…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on an aliens guide 0
User avatar #219 - kaiserdjg (03/18/2015) [-]
because to build a colony on mars we should not have to destroy the paradise wee currently live on, there are wonders here that future generation will never see because we need to tear it all up, do you really need to chop down the entire rainforest or pollute the sea to critical levels so we can advance science??? we dont, its this mass produced plastic shit and the throw away nature of thee 1st world that fucking everything to make a buck. how i would love it , if a kid loved his 3 toys that are properly made instead of throwing away tons of plastic toys made by kids in china every year and not giving a shit
#213 - And until that day we will plunder and savage. Because we can …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2015 on an aliens guide 0
User avatar #215 - kaiserdjg (03/18/2015) [-]
not if i have anything to say about it, the world is already waking up to the reality that it cannot go on that way or were putting ourselves in trouble, i will continue to live as best i can without destroying whats left of nature and more and more people are joining me, were holding companies accountable and governments are changing their laws to stop it. were winning not the savages
User avatar #217 - beatmasterz (03/18/2015) [-]
Why not instead focus on flourishing our economy so we can one day build colonies on mars?
User avatar #219 - kaiserdjg (03/18/2015) [-]
because to build a colony on mars we should not have to destroy the paradise wee currently live on, there are wonders here that future generation will never see because we need to tear it all up, do you really need to chop down the entire rainforest or pollute the sea to critical levels so we can advance science??? we dont, its this mass produced plastic shit and the throw away nature of thee 1st world that fucking everything to make a buck. how i would love it , if a kid loved his 3 toys that are properly made instead of throwing away tons of plastic toys made by kids in china every year and not giving a shit
#211 - Survival isn't about fair.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2015 on an aliens guide 0
User avatar #212 - kaiserdjg (03/18/2015) [-]
the humans in avatar were not "surviving" they were mining resources for profit and expansion... taking someone else's habitat and life away so you can profit is evil. one day the earth will stand barren and all of us dead because of such ways
User avatar #213 - beatmasterz (03/18/2015) [-]
And until that day we will plunder and savage. Because we can get away with it.
User avatar #215 - kaiserdjg (03/18/2015) [-]
not if i have anything to say about it, the world is already waking up to the reality that it cannot go on that way or were putting ourselves in trouble, i will continue to live as best i can without destroying whats left of nature and more and more people are joining me, were holding companies accountable and governments are changing their laws to stop it. were winning not the savages
User avatar #217 - beatmasterz (03/18/2015) [-]
Why not instead focus on flourishing our economy so we can one day build colonies on mars?
User avatar #219 - kaiserdjg (03/18/2015) [-]
because to build a colony on mars we should not have to destroy the paradise wee currently live on, there are wonders here that future generation will never see because we need to tear it all up, do you really need to chop down the entire rainforest or pollute the sea to critical levels so we can advance science??? we dont, its this mass produced plastic shit and the throw away nature of thee 1st world that fucking everything to make a buck. how i would love it , if a kid loved his 3 toys that are properly made instead of throwing away tons of plastic toys made by kids in china every year and not giving a shit
#143 - Y-yes, t-that's the reason I'm s-single 03/17/2015 on Even brighter than the... +2
#117 - At least I know how to use it...  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Even brighter than the... 0
User avatar #120 - dorg (03/17/2015) [-]
Wait a moment, you wrote size... Then the standard unit of measurement is cubic meters.... damn son, 9 cubic meters of dick. I honestly feel bad for you. Assuming your dick is flesh, which have a density of 1.4g/cubic cm you would have a 12.6 metric ton dick. You poor poor fuck.
User avatar #143 - beatmasterz (03/17/2015) [-]
Y-yes, t-that's the reason I'm s-single
#63 - **beatmasterz used "*roll 1, 0-9*"** **beatmasterz rolls 9*…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Even brighter than the... +1
User avatar #95 - dorg (03/17/2015) [-]
As a engineer, all undefined length values are assumed to be millimeters.
User avatar #117 - beatmasterz (03/17/2015) [-]
At least I know how to use it...
User avatar #120 - dorg (03/17/2015) [-]
Wait a moment, you wrote size... Then the standard unit of measurement is cubic meters.... damn son, 9 cubic meters of dick. I honestly feel bad for you. Assuming your dick is flesh, which have a density of 1.4g/cubic cm you would have a 12.6 metric ton dick. You poor poor fuck.
User avatar #143 - beatmasterz (03/17/2015) [-]
Y-yes, t-that's the reason I'm s-single
#114 - anon (03/17/2015) [-]
Is that so? why?
User avatar #115 - dorg (03/17/2015) [-]
Because we almost always work in millimeters and we are lazy fucks who don't feel like writing it everywhere.
#232 - Overhead squat clean... m8 it's called a snatch  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on Daaaaaamn 0
User avatar #241 - blastwave (03/17/2015) [-]
That's the word. I forgot it so i picked out words from it.
"Well it's a clean. And it's an overhead squat...Shit what was that called again? Overhead squat clean? Brilliant."
#75 - That black guy played in Sunny. 03/15/2015 on Saggy Saturday 0
#177734 - Alright thanks 03/13/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#177710 - yeah? because the number doesn't show up in my whatass list, a…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #177731 - darkbladept (03/13/2015) [-]
Yeah dude my number is 91LLLLLLL I replaced the mumbers with Ls and so are all my friend's numbers.
User avatar #177734 - beatmasterz (03/13/2015) [-]
Alright thanks
#177688 - His starts with 91 but it's still 9 digits.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #177707 - darkbladept (03/13/2015) [-]
Yeah,it's supposed to be 9 digits if you're counting the 91.
User avatar #177710 - beatmasterz (03/13/2015) [-]
yeah? because the number doesn't show up in my whatass list, and I'm sure he has whatsapp. You sure that's the whole number?
User avatar #177731 - darkbladept (03/13/2015) [-]
Yeah dude my number is 91LLLLLLL I replaced the mumbers with Ls and so are all my friend's numbers.
User avatar #177734 - beatmasterz (03/13/2015) [-]
Alright thanks
#103 - Do it faggot 03/12/2015 on ha +2
#177563 - Couldn't make sense of that.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #177635 - kyogreking (03/12/2015) [-]
well maybe its for a portugese mobile or something, so it'll have an international code
#37 - Those people are all in the right, but that doesn't mean you s…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Sweden On All Levels +3
User avatar #45 - jayfizzle (03/11/2015) [-]
why are people thumbing you down???
User avatar #49 - pointblankhits (03/11/2015) [-]
I bring balance
#177557 - I talked to a portuguese person and they left their phone numb…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #177667 - darkbladept (03/13/2015) [-]
Let me help you with that.Most personal numbers from Portugal start with 91,96 or 92. So you basically write 911234567 or 961234567. If you still need help,ask away.
User avatar #177688 - beatmasterz (03/13/2015) [-]
His starts with 91 but it's still 9 digits.
User avatar #177707 - darkbladept (03/13/2015) [-]
Yeah,it's supposed to be 9 digits if you're counting the 91.
User avatar #177710 - beatmasterz (03/13/2015) [-]
yeah? because the number doesn't show up in my whatass list, and I'm sure he has whatsapp. You sure that's the whole number?
User avatar #177731 - darkbladept (03/13/2015) [-]
Yeah dude my number is 91LLLLLLL I replaced the mumbers with Ls and so are all my friend's numbers.
User avatar #177734 - beatmasterz (03/13/2015) [-]
Alright thanks
User avatar #177563 - beatmasterz (03/11/2015) [-]
Couldn't make sense of that.
User avatar #177635 - kyogreking (03/12/2015) [-]
well maybe its for a portugese mobile or something, so it'll have an international code
#9 - I hate stephen fry  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Words to Live By -10
User avatar #25 - maternation (03/12/2015) [-]
explain.
User avatar #11 - listerthepessimist (03/11/2015) [-]
grats
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #66 - carnivoreapples (05/17/2015) [-]
poopface
User avatar #65 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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