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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:7/29/2014
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#39 - Yeah, we wouldn't want that to happen 06/10/2014 on George R.R. Feels 0
#107 - I only use it when I have to write a word with a capital that … 06/10/2014 on There can only be one. 0
#277 - It's nutritious as fuck, dude. 06/10/2014 on Avocados are so hard to eat... 0
#126 - It's meh, it's like gta V. It just doesn't live up to the hype. 06/10/2014 on (untitled) +1
#20 - Do viruses /viri really look like that? Or do they no…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Hi I'm paul 0
User avatar #25 - agrani (06/08/2014) [-]
There are different shapes and forms to viruses, and one of their...species so to say, bacteriophags, do look like that indeed
but others as the HIV virus are just plain old circles with DNA inside them
User avatar #26 - agrani (06/08/2014) [-]
the "legs" serves to anchor themselves to different celss, mainly bacteria
User avatar #24 - sciencexplain (06/08/2014) [-]
That is confirmed to be the visual appearance when magnified of a bacteriophage, I do believe. Ask bioexplain, because this certainly isn't my strong suit.
User avatar #21 - roflnaut (06/08/2014) [-]
I am pretty sure that is what an actual bacteriophage looks like.
There are others that look different. Pretty sure bacillus looks like a cheese puff. My knowledge is a bit limited.
Kind of creepy how robotic they look.
#22 - roll hehe 06/08/2014 on mvp 0
#28 - Picture 06/08/2014 on You know who you are 0
#218 - Anyone remember the Designer?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Does no one remember? 0
User avatar #221 - desacabose (06/08/2014) [-]
Also known as admin pretending to be someone else pretending to be Jesus
#217 - Yeah he's like big brother. Always knowing what you do but you… 06/08/2014 on Does no one remember? 0
#108 - I actually thougt that's what Tyrion meant. 06/07/2014 on Now in HD 0
#137359 - Why not?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #137360 - fistfireace (06/06/2014) [-]
Well, to make this short and simple: 2GB of memory, internet based laptop, .exe files are not supported, and other stuff. It's a netbook/notebook laptop, so it doesn't do much.

I bought it because I wanted to also buy GTA V and a new PS3 controller...both of which I regret. Not because GTA V is a bad game though.
#64386 - Let's say you had power of attorney over america for 50 years.…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#64388 - dehumanizer (06/06/2014) [-]
I would gas the kikes and start an emmidiate race war.
User avatar #64387 - Shiny (06/06/2014) [-]
Blindfolded throw at a dartboard plastered with the titles of political thriller films.
User avatar #64392 - nigerianblackguy (06/07/2014) [-]
lol furfag using his head to think in politicsm, you fuycking inbred piece of shit
#63 - Crying already, what an ungrateful shit.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on woman hears for the first time +5
#76 - ptlawrenceofarabia (06/06/2014) [-]
hehehe
#137315 - The police should arrest you for being a dumbass and not pirat…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #137357 - fistfireace (06/06/2014) [-]
I know that was a joke and all, and I think I'm killing it, but Chromebook's can't pirate games.
User avatar #137359 - beatmasterz (06/06/2014) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #137360 - fistfireace (06/06/2014) [-]
Well, to make this short and simple: 2GB of memory, internet based laptop, .exe files are not supported, and other stuff. It's a netbook/notebook laptop, so it doesn't do much.

I bought it because I wanted to also buy GTA V and a new PS3 controller...both of which I regret. Not because GTA V is a bad game though.
#49 - Exactly. 06/06/2014 on Easy life hacks 0
#38 - Take off the plate and scratch off the serial on the engine. 06/06/2014 on Easy life hacks 0
#37 - That's actually pretty smart if you think about it.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Easy life hacks 0
User avatar #44 - lyiat (06/06/2014) [-]
.... How? They're in your car, dead. The forensic office will have a fucking field day with you.
#48 - hamplanet (06/06/2014) [-]
Yeah and whoever steals your car will definitely drive to the first police station when they find the body and tell the officers "Dude, we just stole that car, and there is a corpse in there"
User avatar #49 - beatmasterz (06/06/2014) [-]
Exactly.
#47 - solomonkane (06/06/2014) [-]
You can say that you didnt put it in there. Crazy shit happens in the ghetto all the time.
User avatar #50 - lyiat (06/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, why don't you try that. It'll be EASY. Go right ahead.
#52 - solomonkane (06/08/2014) [-]
It would be easy.
#138 - good one 06/05/2014 on Black science man at it again 0
#60 - He's right, nobody asked him.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Black science man at it again -10
#74 - angelwithashotgun (06/05/2014) [-]
Nobody asked you either
User avatar #138 - beatmasterz (06/05/2014) [-]
good one
#4007 - **beatmasterz rolled image ** 06/05/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#487 - inb4 judgements from people who don't know the case. Oh wait... 06/04/2014 on Awaiting possible media... 0
#125 - terrible meme 06/03/2014 on American Tourists 0
#22465 - She's a dumb bitch who knows nothing about ruling a city let a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #22491 - cards (06/02/2014) [-]
She is like...13 in the book, so it kind of makes sense in that regard. Kind of the same deal with Joffery, I think he is like 14 or 15 in the book.
#70565 - jesus was gay?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Religion Board 0
#70566 - eight (06/02/2014) [-]
That was great.
#70466 - So what does the bible say happened to Jesus after he came out…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #70485 - eight (06/01/2014) [-]
I don't know, but by the time Jesus came out it was a pretty common thing to be resurrected, no big deal.
User avatar #70565 - beatmasterz (06/02/2014) [-]
jesus was gay?
#70566 - eight (06/02/2014) [-]
That was great.

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User avatar #65 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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